#cullenssweatyballsakk

[cullenssweatyballsakk]

Kyndra Lavellan and Cullen Rutherford relationship headcanons-Serious and Unserious

•Kyndra likes to mess with Cullen. All. The. Time. She messes with his ears because they're 'so flat' according to her.

•Kyndra makes Cullen an herbal tea recipe from her clan almost every night to help with his Withdrawal pains. She also likes to rub his shoulders. (Not because of his muscles definitely!1!1!!!)

•Cullen is big on acts of service to show his love. Cullen cleans Kyndra's staff and armor himself.

•Cullen likes to hear Kyndra sing in her native language. It's calming to him.

•Cullen picks the turnips out of Kyndra's food, as she DESPISES turnips, and he's fereldan. So, win win.

•Kyndra thinks Cullen's natural curls are cute, and likes playing with them.

*Kyndra takes up the most space on the bed, despite being smaller than Cullen. At least one of her extremities lays on him, as he runs warm and keeps her toasty.

•After the events of trespasser, Kyndra took Cullen to meet her family, and her clan. Her parents lightly tease her for marrying a shem. Keeper Deshanna likes Cullen, as she thinks he may be able to mellow her out. He cannot.

*Kyndra regularly writes to Cullen's younger sister Rosalie, as they both clicked fast when they finally met each other. They like to talk about botany, and compare notes on potion-making.

[cullenssweatyballsakk]

One of my cats responds to her name, she was her tail and knows all of her nicknames. The other two don't give a single fuck and won't respond to shit.

Cookie

Fluffy

Midnight, aka Cartman (he's fat)

[drowsybowser]

Get to Know You Better Challenge

First of all, I’d like to thank @introvertedfangrl for tagging me and taking my tag challenge virginity 😂🖤 this post shall be dedicated to you!

Last song: Moonlight / Kali Uchis (luv her sm)

Favorite color: black and purple

Last book: can I say something embarrassing? I haven’t read an actual novel since I graduated. Oops. But I would eventually like to buy and read some horror novels!

Last movie: Piece by Piece, the Pharrell Williams Lego movie at the theater (bf’s choice, but I still enjoyed it! lol)

Last tv show: I recently finished Bridgerton and have been watching Great British Bake-off since then. I don’t really watch a lot of tv shows honestly, I will more often end up on youtube watching playthroughs, cooking videos, and other random stuff

Sweet/savory/spicy: my sweet tooth is out of control honestly. I have something sweet like every day. And sweet/savory is often my favorite combination. I have like zero tolerance for spicy 😭

Relationship status: happily dating my best friend for 6 years, known each other 10 years now. we’re basically high school sweethearts except that we met through an online game and never dated long distance.

Last video game played: Veilguard, of course. I’ve started my second playthrough and I am severely in love my second Rook. btw @introvertedfangrl his name is actually Kalais I misspelled it when you asked me before 😭

Last thing I googled: literally “why is flanking in Veilguard so hard” LMAO and my explanation for that is: my second rook is a rogue, and while it’s not that different from the dagger/orb mage combo, I’m just generally struggling with it more. The rogue’s “mana” is stacked from successfully attacking without taking damage, but if you take damage, it depletes some of the charge you just built up. What makes this more annoying, for me personally, is I suck at blocking. Dodging is fine, but sometimes I end up out of range to attack. It’s also really annoying that enemies will aggro on Rook much more often than they will aggro on a companion. I’m consistently ending up with 2 or 3 enemies aggro’d on me and I’m trying so hard to dodge and get in a single attack and will go almost whole fights with only getting one ability off. I spent half of a fight just trying to get behind an enemy, for flanking, but it feels impossible lol. They’re spinning just as fast me!! okay rant over lol

Current obsession: dragon age in general, but paying special attention to Cullen and Dorian bc they’re my comfort ship

Looking forward to: I have plans for getting my car fully paid off so my bf and I can get our own place again. just trying to manifest a happy and peaceful future for us haha

I challenge @reiconcorpse @cullenssweatyballsakk and @littleraeofsunshineda and anyone else who might see this and have fun 😇

[star--nymph]

WIPS

By some other worldly miracle, I have managed to write some stuff. I can't believe it either. tagging peeps to join me!: @ndostairlyrium @pinayelf @shivunin @dreadfutures @plisuu

@greypetrel @cullenssweatyballsakk @rosieofcorona

@schwarznummer1 @elfroot-and-laurels

@pickelda @lyana-chan @isayashai @chanafehs @flowerofthekeep

WIP #1

Outside, she can hear Skyhold rising up with her; the distant echo of livestock being fed, the first rounds of soldiers and scouts trailing from the barracks, the clash of shields as early morning training begins, servants receiving their deliveries from the wagons and carts. Eurydice twists her hand again, letting her fingers dance between the light and shadow, her eyes peeking up at the perfect, vast, empty blue sky spying down from the hole. She shifts, her body nestled under the blankets and pillows, her other arm pinned underneath her. She spreads her free arm out around her, searching, grasping, wanting. She finds nothing, the space beside her is barely warm and growing colder. Her fingers dig into the sheets. There is a noise behind her, the hush of fabric and weight on wood, and she lifts herself toward it. Cullen is on the left side of the room, where he has organized his wardrobe and grooming supplies on a small table. He stands in front of a long square mirror, its edges ridged, a crack in the corner that crawls down the surface like a spider web. He stares at his chipped reflection as he secures the clasps of his gambeson. Even with his back to her, Eurydice can guess what his face might look like. Brow knitted, lips pressed into a thin line, most likely he is grinding his teeth without realizing it; a grave, tight expression she could not decipher, did not have the skill to understand. Only that it was the face he wore when he contemplating and had gone far from the world. His taunt shoulders and hunched back give only a hint of the thousands of things he must be thinking; what is coiled at the pit of his gut and left to fester overnight, merely ignored because he acquiesced to his body’s need to rest.

WIP #2

A constant state of discomfort. Cullen squeezed his eyes shut from the moment and shoved himself the wall, nostrils flaring as he harshly exhaled. He would persist. One foot after another, dragging as if he walked in thick sludge, he would climb the stairwell higher. Perhaps he did not remember where he had come from or how, but his body had carried him this far because it had known where it would find his sanctuary. Not in his loft nor in the chapel on his knees in front of the Blessed Bride; but behind the door where the dabbled sun pours in assaults his senses and yet embraces him in a hug. He brings a weak hand over his eyes as they begin to adjust to the noon light and starts to descend up the final set of stairs when a soft breath—a laugh, really—roots his boots to the spot. A laugh lulls like waves through a river into a song, “…gan tsaoil mhór Seothín seo ho, nach mór é an taitneamh Mo stóirín na leaba, na chodladh gan brón.” Cullen peeks through the holes of the railing and sees her there, sitting on the edge of the bed with her back to him. Her gray hair coils around her in a mess of mattered coils and knots, a nest he could barely run his hand through this morning without it catching. He hadn’t the mind to help her with it and Eurydice hadn’t cared to do it herself, though it was most likely that she hadn’t the time to spare. He sees her hair move and a tiny fist barely bigger than a sovereign caught within. Eurydice’s ears flicker up and he hears her sigh. “Shuuussshh, shuusssh A leanbh mo chléibh go n-eirí do chodhladh leat Séan is sonas gach oíche do chóir Tá mise le do thaobh ag guídhe ort na mbeannacht Seothín a leanbh is codail go foill.”

[sweetjulieapples]

Seven Deadly Sins

Thank you @dymme for the tag!

You're next (if you want, of course!): @sasssha199 @johnny-i-hardly-knew-ye @animezinglife @charmedcleric @cullenssweatyballsakk

Can be any OC from any media, or just yourself!

Juliette Trevelyan

LUST. desire for connection. pursuit of pleasure. emotional intelligence. obsessive. lovesick. one-night stands. seductive encounter. flirtatious conversation. erotic party. seductive attire. revealing clothing. passionate gaze. provocative makeup. sensual expressions. suggestive gestures. flirtatious smiles. lingerie. love letters. perfumes. provocative behaviour. love poems. erotic art.

GLUTTONY. indulgence in experiences. savouring moments. hospitality. generosity. hedonism. culinary expertise. wine-tasting. excessive snacking. overloaded plates. excessive portions. bloated stomachs. messy eating. greasy fingers. full tables. indulgent spreads. overflowing cups. satisfied expressions. wine bottles. just can't get enough. fast food wrappers.

ENVY. motivation. competitive spirit. strategic planning. observational skills. bitter rivalry. contest. envious gossip. resentment-filled argument. social media jealousy. furrowed brows. clenched jaws. side-eye looks. pursed lips. tense posture. whispering behind backs. crossed arms. gossip magazines. keeping up with the joneses. the grass is always greener. feeling inadequate.

GREED. resourcefulness. entrepreneurial spirit. negotiation. materialistic. aggressive investment. lavish spending spree. resource-hoarding. get-rich-quick schemes. auction-bidding war. property acquisition. piles of money. overflowing wallets. luxury items. locked safes. penny-pinching. rare collectables. selfishness. unwillingness to share.

SLOTH. calmness. stress management. nonchalance. relaxation techniques. lethargic. apathetic. inactive. lazy weekend. binge-watching marathon. neglected chores. skipped workout. long nap. lounging on the couch. missed deadlines. unkempt appearance. messy hair. pajamas. blankets. slippers. procrastination station. self-care routines.

PRIDE. confidence. self-assurance. self-respect. dignity. public speaking. self-promotion. arrogant. conceited. egotistical. self-important. vain. boastful speech. puffed chest. raised chin. smug smiles. spotlight. tooting your own horn. showing off. refusing to admit mistakes. feeling entitled. personal branding. leadership development.

WRATH. assertiveness. decisiveness. strength. intensity. boundary setting. courage. indignant. heated arguments. road rage incident. physical altercation. angry outburst. clenched fists. glaring eyes. tense muscles. raised voices. reddened faces. aggressive gestures. stormy demeanour. intense frowns. destructive actions. broken objects. punching bag. out for blood. fists. simmering anger.

[charmedcleric]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @silhalei and @cullenssweatyballsakk thank you for the tags 🥰

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Last song: Juna by Clairo

Favourite colour: Forest green

Currently reading: I’ve been going through the Nathaniel Howe/warden tag on ao3 hehehe so that’s what I’ve been reading as of late

Currently watching: I haven’t really been watching anything on tv but I do watch a few youtubers that make me giggle

Last movie: I can’t remember tbh

Sweet, spicy or savory: hmmm I like all of them but I’d say sweet but not sickly sweet foods

Relationship status: Taken but like it’s complicated lol

Current obsession: I’ve been replaying all the dragon age games so I guess dragon age

Tea or coffee: Coffee for sureeee

Last thing I googled: My energy company cause I had to pay my electricity bill lmao

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Tagging (no pressure of course): @sweetjulieapples @sugarysins @sapphireangelbunny @anew-flame @aurata-luna @seffie-jade

[thechildofmythal]

Tag 9 people you want to know about

Her Ballsakkness @cullenssweatyballsakk tagged me. Yes I absolutely assumed the pronoun please let me know

Last song: Porcupine tree - Arriving somewhere but not here

Favorite color: Dramatic jewel tones, like emerald and ruby and so on. Now that autumn is coming I'm also drawn to colours like burgundy, tile red/orange and aubergine.

Currently reading: Yoko Ogawa - Memory Police

Currently watching: Nothing at the moment. I should pick up Lupin season 3 and Umbrella Academy season 4. I'd also like to try the 3 Body Problem and The Gentlemen and the new Ripley with Andrey Scott.

Last movie: Inception! It was better than I remembered.

Sweet, spicy or savory: Sweet. I'm like an addict.

Relationship status: Married, no kids.

Current obsession: Cullen Rutherford, oh man oh man. Also Alistair Theirin. And the Edwin Romance Mod for Baldur's Gate 2 (HOLLA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT) along with my Bhaalspawn OC for BG2. And I'm starting to get excited about Veilguard and my Rook because I've decided her faction and origin as far as I can without playing or spoiling myself too much.

Tea or coffee: Porque no los dos! Coffee in the morning, tea in the evening.

Age: 37.

About Me: I'm from a small obscure country, I wish I had a cat or two, I'm eating chocolate right now as I'm writing this, I'm sad that summer is almost gone because I'm not a winter person at all.

Likes: Bioware games, especially the Dragon Age series. Warm but dark August nights (I'm sad it's already September!). The smell of foreign airports just after you've landed. I've also just gotten into Fontaines DC and they're pretty cool. Not as cool as Idles but I like them.

If you want to know something else, just ask! <3

Here are some tags but no pressure either way: @sweetjulieapples @swordbisexual but I think you've maybe done this already @laurelsofhighever @wilchur

[clayton-comics]

BOOP

I have just booped @cullenssweatyballsakk XDD Am I having fun with this... Sorry XDDDDD

[fereldancore]

@cullenssweatyballsakk - Changed my mind. Ser Barris is going to win! he can handle a gallon pot of lyrium, break a huge magic barrier and then go on destroy 1000000 demons with his crew afterwards.

(No, seriously I LOVE this dude and completed a whole support the templars run JUST for him, only good Templar imo, even Thrask was a scumbag)

[anew-flame]

Seven Deadly Sins Tag Game

Instructions: bold or highlight the descriptors from the seven deadly sins that apply!

Can be any OC from any media, or just yourself!

(Thank you for the tag, @reading-non-stop! I love these 🥰)

No pressure tags for: @lunastarhawk @slightlyirritable @silent-words @nerdmomma14 @cullenssweatyballsakk @skinwalkingxana @captianvanhiraeth @overthemoonrealm

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I’m going to use my OC I use for everything: Rhaella! She’s been the MC in The Arcana and both Inquisitor and Rook (in separate AUs in my mind) in Dragon Age. (Eventually she will also be HoF and Hawke because I’m sane.)

PRIDE. confidence. self-assurance. self-respect. dignity. public speaking. self-promotion. arrogant. conceited. egotistical. self-important. vain. boastful speech. puffed chest. raised chin. smug smiles. spotlight. tooting your own horn. showing off. refusing to admit mistakes. feeling entitled. personal branding. leadership development.

GREED. resourcefulness. entrepreneurial spirit. negotiation. materialistic. aggressive investment. lavish spending spree. resource-hoarding. get-rich-quick schemes. auction-bidding war. property acquisition. piles of money. overflowing wallets. luxury items. locked safes. penny-pinching. rare collectables. selfishness. unwillingness to share.

LUST. desire for connection. pursuit of pleasure. emotional intelligence. obsessive. lovesick. one-night stands. seductive encounter. flirtatious conversation. erotic party. seductive attire. revealing clothing. passionate gaze. provocative makeup. sensual expressions. suggestive gestures. flirtatious smiles. lingerie. love letters. perfumes. provocative behaviour. love poems. erotic art.

ENVY. motivation. competitive spirit. strategic planning. observational skills. bitter rivalry. contest. envious gossip. resentment-filled argument. social media jealousy. furrowed brows. clenched jaws. side-eye looks. pursed lips. tense posture. whispering behind backs. crossed arms. gossip magazines. keeping up with the joneses. the grass is always greener. feeling inadequate.

GLUTTONY. indulgence in experiences. savouring moments. hospitality. generosity. hedonism. culinary expertise. wine-tasting. excessive snacking. overloaded plates. excessive portions. bloated stomachs. messy eating. greasy fingers. full tables. indulgent spreads. overflowing cups. satisfied expressions. wine bottles. just can't get enough. fast food wrappers.

WRATH. assertiveness. decisiveness. strength. intensity. boundary setting. courage. indignant. heated arguments. road rage incident. physical altercation. angry outburst. clenched fists. glaring eyes. tense muscles. raised voices. reddened faces. aggressive gestures. stormy demeanour. intense frowns. destructive actions. broken objects. punching bag. out for blood. fists. simmering anger.

SLOTH. calmness. stress management. nonchalance. relaxation techniques. lethargic. apathetic. inactive. lazy weekend. binge-watching marathon. neglected chores. skipped workout. long nap. lounging on the couch. missed deadlines. unkempt appearance. messy hair. pajamas. blankets. slippers. procrastination station. self-care routines.

[cullenssweatyballsakk]

About the Sakk

Hey, this is the Sakk, and I decided to do a little intro to who I actually am behind the screen. I know that I already said to just think of me as an actual Ballsack typing at a keyboard, but alas, i am unfortunately a real person. A disappointment I know. Sorrows, prayers.

My nickname is Relle, I would put my actual name, but I want to be a teacher and having this connected to me would be insanity.

I'm 18, and from the east coast of America. I'm a Capricorn, and I'm a Black American. My culture is very important, and reflects in basically everything I do, including my speaking and writing. If I reply to you, and the grammar sounds off/you don't understand what I mean, it's because I'm writing how I speak, and feel free to just ask what I mean. Slang can be difficult to grasp, and I write just like how I talk sometimes lmfao.

My interests include Dragon Age, (NOT VEILGUARD I HATE VEILGUARD) Red Dead Redemption, Life is Strange, Class of '09 (not footside, ew), gaming, fanfic writing, reading, and pretty much anything a typical gen z girl would like.

This blog is mainly for Dragon Age, but it is my main blog, and I post whatever I want lmfao. Mostly, I post about Cullen, occasionally Alistair. My posts are outrageous, nonsensical, and delusional. They also can be highly NSFW, so beware. This blog is just me dumping whatever I think about.

When I'm not online, I'm playing video games, not doing my college schoolwork, hitting my vape, and being generally angry about everything. I'm highly opinionated, and I never hesitate to share my opinion EVER.

My culture:

Me:

[pinayelf-archive]

tagged by @cullenssweatyballsakk ty!!! 🩷🩷🩷 I didn't wanna make the reblog thread longer so I'm doing it on a separate post

coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or autumn | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning neither 😔| egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris somewhere tropical lol | Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

tagging: @buridanshorse @flowerofthekeep @star--nymph @elfroot-and-laurels @feeshies @greypetrel @chanafehs 🩷

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coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or autumn | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

[silhalei]

Choo-chooooooo!!

Positivity train, baby!

To all my beloved mutuals: I'm so glad you guys exist. I love all the memes, opinions, brain rot, and love y'all send across my dash. I hope you smile just as much as I do 💝

@sweetjulieapples @reading-non-stop @thrice-owns-my-ass @impossibleoddity @anew-flame @overthemoonrealm @transmasc-tabris @cullenssweatyballsakk @chipryder @lathbora-virann @del-hayelite

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[sweetjulieapples]

WIP Wednesday

I was tagged by @nirikeehan (last week, but better late than never).

I've talked about my other WIP but not Dear Commander yet. I haven't typed anything for the next chapter because I've been busy scribbling notes on pretty green paper.

Tagging @kimberbohwrites @charmedcleric @animezinglife @cullenssweatyballsakk @saltyowlets

[cullenssweatyballsakk]

In my personal canon, I believe that Kyndra Lavellan and Cullen send each other letters while Kyndra is out of Skyhold, via carrier pigeon.

It's just Kyndra talking about how much she misses him and the stuff she sees n whatnot

Or it could be sum shit like 'my throat misses u :)' and he'd never know which one it will be

[cullenssweatyballsakk]

I'm just a footstool to her 💔