#cue lord farquad the ogre has fallen in love with the princess haha

[tis-i-dezzi]

You know what my favorite thing about Wyllstarion/Bloodpact is? Astarion trying to seduce Wyll to get on his good side, but he fails so spectacularly that months later he's in love with the princely man he told himself doesn't exist and has a fat wedding ring on his left hand. He's either a Duke's consort, traveling the roads with the Blade of Frontiers, or is in Hell fighting Devils.

Basically what I am trying to say is at some Point Astarion had to cue the clown music you guys.