#csm fake texts

[strawberrybuni]

RANDOM BOYFRIEND TEXTS W/ AKI

[saintkaylaa]

would you still love me if i was a worm?…

(ft. aki, kishibe, angel, & yoshida)

note: good ole classic to start with the csm smaus! pls also note that yoshida might change bc i’m not finished with the manga😭 if you don’t have something nice to say then say nothing at all!

warnings: none, fluff, gn!reader

— aki

— kishibe

— angel

— yoshida

[moonjellyfishshark]

IM SO SORRY I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO POST TODAY.....(TO MAKE IT UP TO EVERYONE PICK TMRS SMAU) ONCE AGAIN IM SORRY GUYS ILYSM 😭😭😭

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[polandspringz]

I cannot express how much the Hidden Inventory arc has me in a chokehold

I've said it before, I'm not a real fan of JJK. I feel the same way about this series as I do about CSM- I love it artistically, I see the craft put into the manga as an artform itself (through the sequencing of the panels, the decisions in terms of angles) and thematically, I love it. However, I just don't like it because the series is a bit too nihilistic for me, or just a bit too dark for my tastes, and couple that with my constant mixed feelings on MAPPA- not wanting to support them for their working conditions despite the beautiful work they put out- and you get a general gist of why I will say I don't like JJK. I won't get more into the little other things because I did that before and I got a lot of replies on that post, so we'll get back to the point of this post.

However, Hidden Inventory has me in chokehold. And I know exactly why.

As a joke I said to my sister when I finally sat down to force myself to watch it (after I had already tried to watch S2 E1 after it aired and failed, and after I had seen a spoiler on Twitter for the fake-out scene with Geto and Riko), I made the joke "If the thing that gets me into JJK is some yaoi bait between Gojo and Geto then I'll-" and unfortunately, it was Gojo and Geto's arc that made me more interested in JJK. While my yaoi bait thing was a joke, I cannot lie that the angst of Gojo and Geto's dynamic was what made me more interested.

However, what had really been drawing me back into JJK was the choice in music, specifically the new opening. MAPPA keeps hitting it out of the park with their music choices for these adaptions. I'm still not over "Give it Back" and it's visuals being about everything Yuji missed out on/lost while having to pretend to be dead. And now the official Shounen Jump page made a video of Geto and Gojo with the Give it Back song playing and I-

This post is really just me rambling with no point to it, but Tatsuya Kitani's "Where Our Blue is" has been hitting me hard for weeks even before I finally read a translation of the lyrics yesterday. The lyrics talking about "Our Blue", and in the series Gojo demonstrating how the Jujutsu sorcerer's power is represented by "blue" while cursed energy is "red" and then of course Gojo has his "purple" ability. The way that "blue" is often used to describe youth or associated with youth in Japanese culture because of the kanji's use in the word seishun. The visuals of the opening being about all the moments of Gojo and Geto's high school days we don't actually see because we are dropped into the past in media res as everything collapses. We only get to watch the crumbling, the destruction, we don't get those good moments but we still feel it. We still feel how tragic it is this friendship, this relationship being torn to shreds. Feel how deeply these two care for each other, how one goes down a horrible path with no remorse while the other can only watch in horror.

The irony here is that, and I'm sure other people may have expressed this sentiment already, Gege Akutami is that good of a writer that I would have LOVED if JJK was actually completely focused on Gojo and Geto before introducing Yuji and Megumi and Nobara. How in a typical series that we would have started out with this flashback or how Gojo would usually be the main character instead and then the series would be reframed around his mentorship of the characters and trying to fix what was lost by his mistakes, but instead it's not about that. It's a side note, important background information but not the focus. And that just makes it more powerful because it just makes me long for more. It makes me want more of a slow burn, more of it visualized in the text where we see Geto and Gojo meet and be friends and then everything fall apart in the end. But at the same time, we have the iceberg theory with writing. The writing is strong enough that we don't need to actually spend time on any of that, the pain of this loss is expressed even in the short time we spend in this memory of these characters. The subtleties in the writing that only hint at or show glimpses of what we had do enough to establish their friendship before it is ripped apart before the audience's eyes. It's beautiful.

And the opening's lyrics only add to this. The way the song is clearly from Gojo's perspective, the idea of him saying that "their blue still lives", their youth, their memories, their ideology and dreams before everything went wrong, it's still alive. It's still clear. Gojo knows what he must do. Even if no prayer or word could reach Geto, Gojo will keep going. When they went their separate ways, Gojo was too confused and horrified to stop Geto, too attached to turn him in knowing that only death awaited him, he wanted to still believe that they could turn things around. The unvoiced voice says "We'll see each other again, won't we?" I also have felt that the song can also be interpreted to be about Riko who died too soon, specifically whenever I hear the lyrics "To you, who bloomed and fell away as a fruitless flower". And on a personal note, I have always loved the word play in Japanese on the main lyrics, how the singer uses two different phrases although they sound, very, very similar. The "our blue still lives"/[ima demo, ao ga sundeiru] and "Our blue is still clear"/[ima demo, ao wa sundeiru] is the main thing that kept me so latched onto this song even when I was not actually watching the show. Every choice in the lyrics of this song have destroyed me and drawn me back into this series, because it makes me want to believe that things will be fixed and that there is hope, even though I know there is none. The song gives off the feeling of this being the final farewell, of Gojo singing these thoughts even after Geto has died, almost to reassure himself that their blue is still alive, that he will carry on the will. It's wistful, its painful. It's beautiful. I love it.

[birthday-dunce]

Tags i use either for personal archival reasons, or fanbases you may want to block: #fashion - self explanatory. mostly fashion that's a bit weird and appeals to me. #jawdrop - a tag for art that i like. #LHDcore - posts that remind me of my friends. #audible laugh - posts that are funny enough to make me laugh fully and out loud. #fake post - those posts that pretend to be multiple posts on your dash.

#wof - Wings of Fire. A children's/young adult book series controversial among adult fans. #csm - Chainsaw Man. Has body horror, violence, and themes of sexual exploitation. #funger - Fear and Hunger. Too many warnings to list in this post. This game contains scenes. F&H - F&H:T

I will NEVER put explicit NSFW on your dash. However, if a text post is funny, I'll reblog it.

[maritzaerwin]

How to Create an Impressive Customer Success Manger Resume

Before we discuss creating an impressive customer success manager resume, have you ever heard of a business that grew without customer success?

No, right. 

Behind the success of any business are customer success teams led by able customer success managers. 

But Who Is a Customer Success Manager?

A Customer Success Manager (CSM) is a team player whose main job is to ensure that strong customer relationship teams are built, grown, and established. He or she is the person responsible for bridging the gap between field sales and customer-facing teams. 

Think of the role as the main person responsible for customer satisfaction and customer happiness. 

For customer success managers, the main idea is to ensure customers face no delay in product adoption, understand how to use the service, face no login issues, and ensure effective complaint redressal. 

For such a critical role, the right hiring is important. Especially for B2B SaaS companies, strong customer relationship teams are vital. There are many customer-related challenges within organizations and for handling these complex issues, the right skill set is required. 

7 Skills/Qualities Required for a Customer Success Manager 

Right product or service knowledge 

Technical capabilities 

Patience 

Risk-taking abilities 

Clear communication 

Positive attitude 

Responsiveness 

And it is these skills or qualities that hiring managers investigate while shortlisting a customer success manager resume. While the right manager is important for any organization, a resume that depicts the same is important. 

In this blog post, you will learn the best way to create an effective customer success manager resume. Here are the contents of the post: 

Basic Information

Work Experience 

Skills Segment(a+b+c)

Achievements Avenue

Tips to make your resume stand out

Basic Information 

To create any great resume, it is desirable to incorporate a chronological structure to it. No one wants to read about irrelevant info, cut it out. Include whatever roles and responsibilities make maximum sense with the role and previous work history.

A customer success manager resume needs to incorporate education, professional competencies, work history, and the right personal information. Keep only critically important information such as name, email address, city, contact number, and designation. 

Unnecessary information like pin code, street name, spousal information, etc can refrain. Also, make sure your email address looks professional. 

Do not give information like sexual preferences, religious choices, or any mark that can come off as unprofessional from a job perspective. 

Work Experience 

A hiring person has just 30 minutes to decide whether or not they want to proceed. In that case, you must keep it interesting, factually correct, and incorporate the right requirements.

Let’s say, you worked as a customer support representative before and grew to be a manager or aspire to be one. You can mention how from troubleshooting issues as a customer support representative, you grew to be a customer success manager capable of predicting these problems. 

List the qualifications that support your application. Create your work section of the resume with three points in mind:

Relevance.

Accuracy.

Result.

Relevance is important to make a mark. Unnecessary elevations to your persona on work experience can be quite a disaster. You may have worked in a cricket club when you were younger, but the relevance for the position you are applying for must be gauged. 

Accuracy means showing the right information. It is okay to have gaps in your career. Be truthful about it. When it comes to verification, not many organizations take fake work experience easily. 

Results achieved in the work done by you is also an important way. Let’s assume as a customer success officer you prevented churn, reference it. Mention previous client retention rates and current ones to depict the impact of your work. That is what recruiters want to see. 

 Use power verbs like ‘increased,’ ‘initiated,’ ‘improved’ or ‘resolved’ to amplify the results produced in an effective manner. 

Skills Segment for Customer Success Manager Resume

When listing out skills on your resume, you must be honest. Be truthful about the level of ability or experience in the skills that you mention. You also need to know some important tools as a customer success manager. 

Some of them include:

Tools that help you assess customer churn like SmartKarrot.

Apps that analyze MRR, LTV, etc.

Communication tools.

Search engine tools like SEMRush.

1. Job skills 

It is important for customer success managers to have prior experience in some skills and duties like developing and overseeing client portfolios, resolving customer complaints, analyzing customer data, product demonstration experience, mediation knowledge, and tactics to reduce churn. Innovating in customer experience is another highly sought-after skill as most companies look for this while hiring customer success managers. 

2. Soft Skills 

  Soft skills are the new necessity. Communication, interpersonal relations, time-management, and networking are essential to make someone more successful in any workplace. While technical, job-specific skills are important, soft skills or non-cognitive skills are crucial for any customer-centric job. 

3. Managerial Skills

Jobs like customer success managers require very adaptable solutions to complex problems. This means managerial expertise and skill are a priority to be able to rightly provide customer success. To understand and solve customer pain points in the best manner possible, managerial skills like critical thinking, conflict resolution, work ethics, positivity, and motivation. 

Credit: My Perfect Resume

4. Achievements Avenue

Do not present your achievements in your customer success manager resume. You may have swept the world off previously but keep it simple. As a customer success manager, you may have worked well to resolve company issues with respect to customer requirements and processes.

Keep that in mind and put your achievements in front. Make sure you quantify the achievements. For example- Reduced customer churn rate by x% would be a great idea for mentioning your achievements.

If you went beyond and above company duties, contributed to product enhancements, closed consumer-product gaps, made a mark put it up on your resume and this will fetch good results in the hiring front. 

Beef up your resume with recommendations on social platforms. Put your award list there with words implying your tremendous efforts such as recognized for or elected to. This will show how strong how a team player you have been and the potential as a leader. 

Mention interesting collaborations with influencers, thought leaders, to draw a parallel between their body of work and its influence on you. 

Tips to Make Your Customer Success Manager Resume Stand Out 

1. Presentation is Priority 

The presentation of the resume is the most important aspect. It is necessary to put your skillset forward in a clear, easy to understand manner. When you make your presentation better, it gets easy for the hiring manager to sift through information. Using bullet points, tables, clear headings, etc can make it easier to get hired. 

Emphasize on the headings to show importance. In case you want to highlight something, make it shine. Clear margin space is also important to ensure there is less clutter on the page. 

Clear demarcations between important sections such as professional competencies, key achievements, details, etc. are heavily essential. If the resume does not look good, there is a huge chance of being rejected. 

Multiple fonts, various styles, bad spellings are big reasons why customer success manager resumes get rejected — and by extension, anyone looking for a job or opportunity. 

2. Formatting

It is always crazy to see ill-formatted content. Think of a page where you need to look at 7 different places to get a complete idea about anything. It is quite frustrating for a reader. A hiring manager goes through a huge number of resumes and it is obviously known that a well-formatted text always stands out. 

Using decorative fancy borders, various fonts, can deter the overall resume impact and leave the hiring manager confused. A lot of sparsely put content can make the resume look cluttered and present a negative image to any recruiter. 

Resumes are often considered a direct reflection of your work ethics and a shabby resume just put that on paper. So being very careful is important in that aspect. They may not even look at your skill set and achievements if it presents a bad image throughout. 

3. Language

It is important to use direct, professional language. The formal business language that will help the reader understand your achievements is important. Keeping the resume clear, with crisp notations, concise language and notations are necessary.

Proofreading your content or getting it done by an expert is also important. Using popular, urban language can present a terrible view of a hiring manager. Using active voice can also help make it seem relevant. Stick to a single tense. Do not mess up tenses to create a hotch of information. 

Keep the jargon limited. Do not use unexplained abbreviations. Something like MRR may not be known to a hiring manager. Mentioning the name of a certain skill can be important. 

4. Fact Check 

Equally important is truth in the information presented to the hiring manager. Do not over-claim actions or results you did not do. Do not put any false information. 

If you were not part of a certain customer success program, there is no need to put it and add as your efforts. In client-facing roles especially, it is important to be truthful to the hiring managers. If you display information that is not true, it may either be verified if you are selected or expected of you once you join. 

Tips to make Resume stand out:

Meet the requirements of the hiring manager. Do not put everything you have done. Be specific. Review the job posting, check the company website, understand the culture of the company. Research keywords, look at founder info, determine what to include, and why. 

Tailor it according to the job you are applying for. You cannot put irrelevant info here. Add certifications, online courses, jobs, internships, and the like if they are related to the designation you are applying for. 

Do not write boring summaries of job roles. Keep your summary short up to four lines. Mention relevant experience, skills, objectives, and what you can bring on the table to make the company grow. 

Cover letters are important. Having a simple cover letter is a great way to stand out. Making sure the content, design, information, details, and overall feel of the letter is cohesive and well-spun is important. 

Fonts are fun, no doubt. But keeping the right ones for your resume is important. Stick to Calibri, Georgia, or Times New Roman. Also, choose a font size of 12 so that it is appropriate enough for the hiring manager to understand your body of work. 

Hobbies are what we all have and love. But despite that, sticking to the right ones is important. You cannot make a list of all your hobbies and jot them on your resume. It can be the ones you like best. Or if you have an interesting hobby like say, blind chess, put that up. 

Social media profiles can also be a great way. If you have interacted with customers on a regular basis, some customer success managers develop a positive relationship with them. Testimonials from their end can be really helpful to get the right idea for a hiring manager. 

Final Thoughts: Communicate your Customer Success Story

Keeping the core responsibilities of a customer success manager in mind is important while building a stellar resume. Adding your key competencies, relationships, associations, certifications, customer success recognition, and even testimonials are all a great way to get the job you want. 

Communicate your story. Go beyond the basics of an information folder. Put the right information on specific accomplishments, skills, online courses, and more. Include keywords from the job description to instantly catch the hiring manager’s attention. Hyperlinking to your LinkedIn portfolio, keeping it legible, monochrome are also important ways to make your customer success manager resume shine. 

Use metrics to impress the recruiter so that they see your value with respect to the company. When you send a resume with plain text and no figures, the hiring manager will find it difficult to quantitatively assess your capabilities and abilities. A good resume will also be free of any inconsistent errors and grammatical typos.

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[corruptedspacecore]

Moon Landings

Speaking of conspiracy theories, though, my favorite thing about the moon landing hoax theory is that it would seem to make the assumption that we only went to the moon once. Like NASA was fooling around, then we had Apollo 11 all nicely faked in a studio, then that was it. But in reality, there was a lot more than that.

Apollo 1 - Crew killed by fire during plugs-out test while testing the capsule on the ground. Not a thing that’s necessary to fake unless you think NASA was trying to hide something.

Apollo 2 and 3 - Various rocket and shield tests.

Apollo 4 - First Saturn V rocket flight and more heat shield testing.

Apollo 5 - Test flight of the Lunar Module design that would eventually land on the moon.

Apollo 6 - Second Saturn V test; Saturn V was approved for crewed flight.

Apollo 7 - First manned test of Command and Service Modules (CSM) in earth orbit along with a TV broadcast from the spacecraft.

Apollo 8 - First manned flight of the Saturn V, and the first time humans went out to the orbit of the moon. The CSM orbited the moon about 10 times for 20 hours before coming back to earth and the capsule splashing down.

Apollo 9 - First manned flight of the Lunar Module (LEM) with additional testing and docking testing for that module. 10 days in low earth orbit.

Apollo 10 - Manned flight on the Saturn V with the CSM and LEM that went to the moon, orbited it, and included the LEM undocking and descending within a few miles of the moon’s surface as a test for the actual landing.

Apollo 11 - The actual, first moon landing.

Apollo 12 - The second moon landing. Yes, we went back and landed again. And while we all remember the first words spoken on the moon, Pete Conrad, the third man on the moon and the first to set foot on it during Apollo 12, said “Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me“ after stepping onto the lunar surface. Apollo 12 also landed near a probe we had previously sent to the moon, and parts of that probe were returned to earth.

Apollo 13 - Supposed to go to the moon and land but didn’t because a tank blew up on the Service Module and the resulting efforts to save the astronauts doomed the landing part of the mission. They still orbited the moon, though, using it as a slingshot to get back to earth. By this time, the public was losing interest in moon landings, having gotten bored of space once we landed the first time. Apollo 13 was ignored by the media before the onboard explosion, then became the only thing the media talked about after the explosion. Great attention boost for NASA? Yes. Deliberate? No.

Apollo 14 - The third moon landing. First color TV broadcast from the moon.

Apollo 15 - The fourth moon landing. First use of lunar rover vehicle.

Apollo 16 - The fifth moon landing.

Apollo 17 - The sixth and last moon landing.

There were to be more moon landing missions after those, including an Apollo 18, but the public was becoming uninterested again in the moon and the government, uncaring about the science and having already climaxed by beating the Soviets to the moon, cut NASA’s funding for further moon missions.

In all, we sent about 25 men to either orbit or land on the moon, and we landed not once but six times, almost seven, and it would have been more if not for budget cuts. Not to mention the other manned and unamnned Apollo test flights, and all the flights that came before those. The thousands, tens of thousands of people involved in designing and putting together those spacecraft and support systems. The controllers. The media frenzy. The dozens of astronauts. Was that faked? And would NASA waste time and money to fake six or more landings just for shits and giggles?

No.

But I guess that’s what they want you to think, huh? ........*ringring, ringring* What’s that, NSA? You want to send me a check to keep me quiet and compensate me for my work shilling for Monsanto? Oh good, I hate all these stupid sheeple. Just drop off the check in a black helicopt- oh, shit, talk to text i on-.........

[saintkaylaa]

aki hayakawa txts: a blossoming relationship

note: last csm series smau!! after this i’ll start crafting the csm smaus. lmk who y’all want to see in the line up! i’m very iffy about it rn lmao

warnings: mostly fluff, crack, road head (parked)

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