#crystal13unny

[lorei-writes]

Surprise for Comte please!

Aye, aye!

Comte x f!Reader Fluff Content Warnings: none

Proper Wardrobe

A tap of his finger unravels the measuring tape; it is lighter than that of a modern day, its length fluttering down soundlessly, swayed by every sigh of air. Abel takes a step towards you.

Your thin chemise barely shields you from the warmth of his touch, his breath on your neck having your heart pound. To measure, he needs you to wear nought but the underwear; to be measured, you need to withstand his hands -- and even though you are well aware of their intent, you cannot help but notice the way they linger whenever you let them.

"Don't stir," le Comte murmurs into your hair.

"What you're doing now can hardly be called 'measuring' though, Abel," comes your laughter.

"Does that bother you?"

"No. But you did promise me a new corset."

"I haven't forgotten. I'll finish in a moment."

You hum in reply. A gift is a nice thing to be offered... but even so, you are convinced you could do a little longer without a proper wardrobe. Just a little. Especially if it's just a moment.

Love me, Love me, how would you love me?

--

TagList: @cilokgoang @violettduchess @pathogenic @fang-and-feather @kissmetwicekissmedeadly

[xxsycamore]

❝ CRADLE ❞

╰┈➤ Soon after you've had the "baby talk", Shingen already seems to be thinking ahead - but not all his thoughts are so innocent.

Shingen Takeda/f!Reader • rating: E (MDNI) • tags: Breeding; Mentions of Pregnancy; Nipple Play; Dirty Talk; Hand & Finger Kink; Body Worship • wordcount: 595 • masterlist

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ request by @writingwhimsey <3 thank you!

IKEMEN BREEDING SEASON - Prompt 5. Imagining you pregnant

"I'm glad that you liked the cradle. I can already see you gently rocking our child to sleep."

The very moment Shingen gave you a brief pause from kissing you breathless, you knew he had something to say. Another killer line perhaps, something awfully flirty or downright naughty, just anything that will make your heart skip a beat as he knows best.

Instead, he brings up the cradle. And somehow, the result is the same.

It's only been a handful of days since the baby talk. Your relationship with Shingen has been nothing but dynamic from the get-go, and yet still, the butterflies in your belly now can only be compared to the ones from those early days. Suddenly there's so much to be talked about. It's no wonder how the late-night talks have turned into comparisons between what childrearing looks like in your head versus that of Shingen's. The modern ways versus the old-school. The shocking lack of baby cradles in Sengoku times, at least as you know them. The passionate declaration of Shingen that he'll definitely make one for your future baby.

Future baby. Yet there it is, standing in your peripheral vision; the wooden cradle he presented you with tonight, just a couple of days after you first mentioned the peculiar piece of furniture.

"Of course I would." You take Shingen's hands in your own, for a good measure before they get up to no good feeling you up and preventing you from focusing on what you want to say - and then you place a kiss on each one. "You were the one who made it. And you did a great job, too."

You linger on his right hand a little longer, with purpose. You can see Shingen's eyes darken with lust as you take his thumb into your arm just briefly, provoking him.

"I can see that you're already imagining things, Shingen…"

Shingen smirks, but the raised corners of his mouth soon relax into a softer smile, and it stays there, even as he disrobes you. He finds you wet and willing between your legs - which grants you a quick look with those intoxicating ashy eyes, capable of expressing things dirtier than his mouth does - but still prefers to toy with you before sinking his arching cock inside you.

"Oh, I've been imagining things alright. You'd be surprised exactly how much I've been imagining things."

You decide to be bold, as if carried by your instincts which are telling you that you absolutely must have him tonight. Silly thing considering he's got the same plans in store for you. Yet still, you raise one of your legs up his shoulder, beckoning him, seducing him.

"Tell me more…"

Shingen wets his lips and gladly complies.

"I've been imagining you with child. The way I'd wake up to you every morning, slowly becoming aware of all the little changes. Be assured, princess, I will notice. Your body that I came to know better than my own, how could I fail to notice it becoming more beautiful? Your belly swelling up with the life we created. Your bosom filling out."

The last part he whispers against your chest, his voice becoming muffled as he darts out his tongue to wet your perky nipple. Your own mind gets creative, imagining how much Shingen will enjoy your swollen breasts, and your belly, and then you trail off to all the parts of you he worshipped and the ways in which he'll worship them when…

"Please make it true, Shingen. I need it."

And so does he.

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[thatfanfictionchick]

Jude: Make me coffee.

Kirin: No.

Jude: The hell you mean no??

Kirin: You're mean.

Jude: Ya made Harrison coffee!

Kirin: He asked nicely.

Jude: He literally put a gun to your head yesterday!

Kirin: And this morning he said 'please' when he asked for coffee UN. LIKE. YOU. >:(

Harrison: >:3

@crystal13unny THIS IS YOUR FAULT

[scummy-writes]

todays thoughts, due to @crystal13unny, is modern day vamps and Leonardo constantly making Comte worried/mad for driving around on a motorcycle

[scorchieart]

I want to do something for all the buds on this fine Thursday, but unfortunately I have been reduced to only having very limited Tumblr time these days. First off, thank you to everyone who sent me kind messages in my ask box~ I hope my responses reached you (don't fail me, Tumblr) I can't send personalized responses at this time ;-; so please accept this mass "Reply All" to the buds and bros.

@aide-falls @altairring @aquagirl1978 @atelier-the-atelier @batteryrose

@beneathashadytree @bestbryn @bellerose-arcana @cathyrosse @candied-boys

@cheese-ception @chirp-a-chirp @claviscollections @cottonfluffballofdoom @crystal13unny

@curious-skybunny @cy-inky @dear-mrs-otome @dear-sciaphilia

@drachonia @evil-quartett @fang-and-feather @girlwiththethirdeye7k @gilbertvonobsidian

@ikemen-writer @ikemendood @ikeprinces-stuff

@ikesenwritings @iphigeniainaulis @jozhenji @katriniac @kissmetwicekissmedeadly

@koi-mahou-kakumei @kippin-art @keithsandwich @leonscape @lorei-writes

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@ochrosia @orangejuice707 @pieground @queengiuliettafirstlady @queen-dahlia

@rinaririr @randonauticrap @rhodolitesrose @syneilesis @skoetiepoetie

@themysticalbeing @thewitchofbooks @venti-tangents @venulus @violettduchess

@vioisgoinginsane @vvvavaaa @whitelittlebunny @writingwhimsey @wordycheeseblob

@yukina-otome @yarnnerdally

[yanderepuck]

Since Cybird won't give us a real release campaign I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU ALL ONE!!

Everyday is a different prompt for our boy~

Day 7(Aug11): Wearing his clothes

Day 6 (Aug12): Wedding planning

Day 5 (Aug13): Confessing your feelings

Day 4 (Aug14): "Are you . . . jealous?"

Day 3 (Aug15): Don't forget Louis

Day 2 (Aug16): First time sleeping together

Day 1 (Aug17): Sick day

Release Day (Aug18): Free prompt~

You are free to interpret this however you wish, or change things up.

Feel free to use the little banner up top and tag your fics, drawings, headcanons with #Charles Route Release Campaign so that I can find them and make a masterlist with them all. Please don't feel obligated to write something for each day, I'm not even sure if I will since I just took on a bunch of work

just tagging ppl I think may be interested. plz ignore otherwise

@kissmetwicekissmedeadly @violettduchess @aquagirl1978 @ana-thedaydreamer @weird-profiterole @queengiuliettafirstlady @candied-boys @atelier-the-atelier @fang-and-feather @ikevamp-shrine @evil-quartett @mcofthemansion @crystal13unny @ravenarld @faust-bite

[redheadkittys]

...Happy whatever you been comfortable with...

...if you celebrate Christmas or not isn't the most important thing but what is, is that you be together with ppl you love...for me Christmas is the memories of my childhood, decorating the flat and tree with my family, baking with my mum, walks with them in the snow, my first mule wine (and hangover the next morning), singing christmas songs, playing games, the smell of fresh fir branches, candlelight and amazing food (bc my mum was a great cook)...my mum is gone but every Christmas after her passing was wonderful bc we did the same as if she was there with us...so i wish you all a great time (celebrating or not), get cozy, eat nice food, be together with ppl who are important to you, do things that makes you happy, take care of yourself...

@hifftn @lxvescramble @aquagirl1978 @violettduchess @voltage-vixen @namine-somebodies-nobody @dear-mrs-otome @cloverthecuddlycactus @angelicapocalypse @lu-mei-ling @laitolove @sweet-pinkitty @rikumorimachisgirl @silver-dahlia @lesserpane @joyfulenthusiastwitch @my-otome-adventures @you-mass-effect-my-dragon-age @crystal13unny @soul-of-the-sanada @randonauticrap @queerbluefae @daeva-agas @syun0acute @altairring @fairstival @otonymous @r-f-a-journalists @venulus @paradisekissmoon @starshards26 @strawberryxlove @ieyasukenshinsandwich @cyncallenreese @xlisayaaa @dan-pol @tiny-wooden-robot @jozhenji @adhd-frequencies @peachycloudcats @ozalysss @mrsmorgenstern @ochrosia @lucyw260 @motylapodkowa @neerons @littlewitty @caffedrine @sylfana @annicaax (like always Tumblr let me only tag 50 of you🥹 don't be sad bc i think of every single one of you😍)

[xxsycamore]

"I can't have sex with you Arthur, I don't have enough diamonds!!"

Arthur Conan Doyle x f!Reader • rating: M (MDNI) • tags: Breaking the Fourth Wall; Crack; Implied Sexual Content; Suggestive Themes • wordcount: 580 • masterlist

a/n: I've had this crack fic idea since FOREVER, but I think it's relatable at any given time... Tagging @ikemendood for crack content 👉🏻👈🏻

It has been one of these days, when it feels like you and Arthur have been locked in the universe of some kind of action movie. Bizzare and dramatic things have been happening all day long, some that led to miscommunications between you but quickly got resolved with the power of love...

Naturally, eager as you both are to once again prove your love for each other, things begin to get heated at the end of the day.

And then you gasp panically in realization.

"I don't have enough dia for the epilogue!!"

You find yourself pushed down on the bed, but in the last second you manage to block Arthur with your hands so he can't get on top of you yet.

"Hmm?~What did you say, Luv? You know, I've been waiting to have you sprawled under me allll day..."

His words sent a shiver down your spine, and you let out an agonizing whine at having to disobey your own need. You turn to your side and reach for your cellphone that has been charging on the nightstand.

Arthur blinks, still perplexed that you're using this thing at all. While you could charge it just fine, he wondered what you're using it for in this day and age.

Not to mention at a time like that. While he's right there, ready to devour you.

"Dear?"

You appear to be tapping hurriedly on the thing, blue light illuminating your face as some strange music is produced from the bizarre piece of technology. Without looking at your lover, you struggle to mutter an answer.

"It's- You wouldn't understand."

Arthur remains frozen in his place, observing as the screen flashes, your fingers dancing on it. He sees... test tubes aligned on the screen. They're ...filled with different colored liquid?

You rush to sort them by color as if you're being held at gunpoint. Arthur has never been so confused in his life.

"Luv, you're right, I don't understand. But you could just say if you don't feel in the mood for-"

"NO! I MUST GET THE EPILOGUE AND HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT!"

"...?"

The sultry conclusion, the epilogue of your day spent together, he figures. His writer's vocabulary might be rubbing off on you. That's kind of endearing, but...

Arthur sits down on his haunches perplexed. Is this some strange form of bedroom roleplay you're introducing him to?

"I must have you, Arthur, I even saw the preview and it was so hot-"

"The preview? You're saying you had a naughty dream about us making love and you want to see it come true? Dirty girl..."

Arthur's distracting words make you mess up in your game, and you have to restart the level. Just a few more and the game will give you a reward in diamonds, then all you need to do would be to watch those annoying daily ads and then it should be enough...

Seeing that his dirty talk has no effect on you, Arthur sighs and moves away from his position. Instead, he lies down next to you, becoming your big spoon as he looks over your shoulder at the game you're so consumed in, seeing that you're not going to pay him any attention before you're done with it.

"It's some kind of puzzle game, isn't it? Maybe you should leave it to me, Luv... in the meantime, why don't you tell me more about that 'preview' you saw of our intimate time together, hmm?"

Taglist: @arsnovacadenza @ale-teodora @kimi00twin @otomelady @privilegedpancake @g-kleran    @pumpumnnnp @thesirenwashere @ravenarld @kimmy-banana @devonares @galaxyprison @sadshaxk @starshards26 @thewitchofbooks @acethephoenix256 @ikevamp-shrine-2 @nad-zeta @crystal13unny @keen19thcenturygoatsstudent @lordsister @ikemen-banshou   @themysticalbeing @otome-scribbles @rhodolitesrose @coornn @kpop-and-otome @queen-dahlia @kisara-16 @chaosangel767 @ikemenlibrary @queengiuliettafirstlady @aurora-morning @aquagirl1978 ​ @ikemenlover24 @mcofthemansion @joy-the-reader @katriniac @ikemen-writer @tele86 @lovely-bubb1es @aria-chikage @babyblue0t7 @rhodoliteschaos @shrimpy-kitsune @princess-pray-a Let me know if you want to be tagged/untagged!

[thatfanfictionchick]

IT IS TIME

FOR ANNUAL BLURSING 🔥

If you're seeing this, go here to ✨ Inspirobot ✨ and generate your cursed 2024 vibes.

You know what, Inspirobot? I will. I will believe in my jerkiness.

In a far more personal note, I just want to thank so many people. This has quite objectively been one of the hardest years of my life, but being here on this hellsite with all you fellow ghosts has gotten me through so much of it. You're funny, you're talented, you have a curated blog of joy and whimsy (ooorrr horny 🫡), every one of you. I love you guys 💕

@sarchopathic @crystal13unny @purple-cat-demon @pamakali @op-peccatori @cheesy09 @meowlayn-art @pon-ee-reblogs @little-butterfly-writes @davishater @lann-de-lei @hisbeautifulnightmare17 @janumun @andinewton

[scummy-writes]

🧸 🥑 🐝 and 🌸?

- 🏯 anon

Ohhh, I havent had a '[blank] anon' in a while! Thank u!

🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual?

I think that depends on how you define 'mutual'. The cold cut standard definition is two blogs following each other, but to be blunt I don't follow many blogs. With my current main account, I follow...200 people? And I would say only 20% is ikefandom, and 70% of the other blogs are inactive or barely post.

I have a lot of people i am close to or friends with, but we don't follow each other. I still call em mutuals though since 'mutual' seems to be interchangeable with 'friend' now.

Anyway, fastest way- unsure! Just start chattin with me and see if we hit it off. I tend not to follow a lot of people because I genuinely cannot tell if people want me interacting with them, or because they reblog a lot from people I am not fond of.

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

@crystal13unny HAHA she has Connections.

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

This may be a bit of a cop-out answer, but I have a Lot of people that I think support me. There are usernames back from my mysme days that will randomly show up in my notes again and say something nice to me, there are folks who will leave lengthy comments to let me know they enjoyed what I wrote, there are people I chat with who I can pitch an idea to and they'll support it, theres the random kind anons, everyone who reblogs and likes my fanfics, etc... it just goes on and on, to where I'd at least wanna tag 20 people, and its. 2am right now.

I consider folks like that to be my biggest supporters, and longterm friends who enjoy supporting me as well. I am very thankful towards yall!!!!

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

Vic :)

[kamesama]

thank you @crystal13unny for the tag.

tagging: @lorei-writes / @alby-rei / @sugutoad / @milkkicoffee & whoever else wants ( no pressure 🫡 )

oooh thanks for the tag vhas @chrysofightme !! <3

tagging some usuals and also some moots i haven’t rlly interacted w :0 @habizuh-studios @l7k-a @yanweiism @caeprus and anyone else!! no pressure <3

[yanderepuck]

So I've started a cult

We hate doctors and we are taking it out on Arthur

@annis-rodoria-93 @atelier-the-atelier @crystal13unny @spoopy-fish-writes

[redheadkittys]

...my dears...

...the last few hours of the old year (here in germany) has began...2022 was a turbulent year: my godchild had an accident and in the beginning we all thought we would lose him but he fighted and now he "only" can't hear on one ear and one of his hands is paralyzed but that doesn't matter bc he's alive...i lost one of my friends bc of an heart attack...i've got married what i didn't thought after all these years as single🤣...i lost my job bc my Boss, who is over 70, retired (what i totally can understand) but i couldn't find something new so fast but i see this as a new beginning (even at my age)...what i want to say is: even if something bad happened don't lose hope bc it can be a opportunity for something new...

...i thank you all for your wonderful posts: all the talented artists full of fanart/fanfics or memes, all the funny comments some of you wrote in your tags or write directly at me...this things did made some of my days lighter...i hope i still see a lot of you 2023 here on this hellsite too...even i'm often silently here and don't interact very much but i read all of your comments and giggles very often bc of this...so now you know i see you😆...

...i wish you a great new year with lovely moments, great memories and that everything you wish for comes true..

@hifftn @lxvescramble @dear-mrs-otome @voltage-vixen @rikumorimachisgirl @aquagirl1978 @violettduchess @neerons @venulus @paradisekissmoon @angelicapocalypse @namine-somebodies-nobody @cloverthecuddlycactus @silver-dahlia @dark-frosted-heart @r-f-a-journalists @randonauticrap @joyfulenthusiastwitch @jozhenji @lu-mei-ling @shamylicious-blog @soul-of-the-sanada @daeva-agas @dan-pol @my-otome-adventures @tiny-wooden-robot @queerbluefae @mhudson92 @sweet-pinkitty @lesserpane @laitolove @syun0acute @sylfana @xlisayaaa @annicaax @crystal13unny @lucyw260 @beomluvrr @strawberryxlove @ozalysss @altairring @ieyasukenshinsandwich @mrsmorgenstern @fairstival @caffedrine @ana-thedaydreamer @otonymous @cyncallenreese @amenomiko @you-mass-effect-my-dragon-age

[xxsycamore]

𝐈𝐤𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐬… 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐬!

↬ May 10th is Maid Day!! The residents get the perfect idea of letting Sebastian rest for a day while they take care of the chores in his stead... while dressed up as maids. Of course, they need a little guidance about what needs to be done, so naturally, they address Sebastian as their Goshujin-sama and ask for orders!

Napoleon as a maid: The Badass Maid

Initially is assigned to take care of the cooking, and is very skilled at doing so. This maid doubles as a bodyguard! When Master Sebastian is surprisingly attacked by a group of thugs, Napoleon steps in with his rapier in hand - fighting in a maid dress is child's play for him! The long frilled skirts swoosh in the air and the headband is still perfectly secured on his head by the time he's got his high-heel-boot-clad foot on a defeated thug's chest!

Mozart as a maid: The Harsh Maid

This maid will make a disgusted face at you if you're clumsy and spill your tea everywhere, making a mess. Mozart self-appoints himself for everything that involves cleaning, not trusting another maid with this task, as he's quite the pedant when it comes to hygiene. Will scold Sebastian if he abuses his day of leisure by eating in bed. If he's being too cruel, he'll offer to play the piano for his Goshujin-sama as an apology.

Leonardo as a maid: The Lazy Maid

This maid does nothing but sleep! He even gets in the way of the Harsh Maid with his large body blocking the corridor and making it hard to sweep the floor. He doesn't care about manspreading even when wearing a maid dress! But you can't be mad at him, with so many inexperienced maids running around, there has to be someone at the ready for fixing broken gadgets and appliances - he is allowed to nap off the time he's not needed.

Isaac as a maid: The Genius Maid

Managing the budget, listing pending renovations and maintenance work, doing Comte's letter correspondence outside of acquaintances, organizing the upcoming ball... who thought Sebastian did all of this too, on top of his other chores?! Isaac tries his best taking care of these things, which bonds him to a desk for the most of the day - and it's perfect for him, because it means he won't show up in front of the others in this absurd short maid dress!

Vincent as a maid: The Angelic Maid

Vincent's only chore could be radiating happiness, because a room with him in it is a room where smiles and flowers are blooming. This maid has to be kept off the kitchen, and the others ended up telling him to make up the beds instead. Since he got done early with that, Sebastian "ordered him" to paint whatever he wants while he's resting contently in the shade not far from where Vincent happily paints in the garden. His maid dress ends up all covered in colorful stains...

Theodorus as a maid: The Bossy Maid

Wearing a maid dress doesn't stop this maid to be scary when angered! Theo's crossed arms are even more noticeably muscular with the short, frilly sleeves. His job is overseeing the other maids and making sure they're not slacking off. He's a bit of a perfectionist, so much to Sebastian's dismay, he ends up rearranging a whole section of the kitchen or another corner of the mansion to what he believes is more convenient for doing quick and efficient work.

Let me know if you want part two! 🤍🖤

Taglist:

@arsnovacadenza @ale-teodora @kimi00twin @otomelady @privilegedpancake @g-kleran    @pumpumnnnp @thesirenwashere @ravenarld @kimmy-banana @devonares @animeworldsposts @randomanimatedhusbandoseeker @galaxyprison @sadshaxk @starshards26 @pro-cat-stination @acethephoenix256 @ikevamp-shrine-2 @nad-zeta @crystal13unny @keen19thcenturygoatsstudent @lordsister @ikemen-banshou   @themysticalbeing @canaria-blackwell @otome-scribbles @rhodolitesrose @coornn @kpop-and-otome @queen-dahlia @kisara-16 @chaosangel767 @ikemenlibrary @queengiuliettafirstlady @aurora-morning @aquagirl1978 ​ @ikemenlover24 @violettduchess @mcofthemansion @joy-the-reader @katriniac @ikemen-writer @tele86 @cilokgoang Let me know if you want to be tagged/untagged!

[scummy-writes]

Sometimes, in my discord server, I do batches of 'daily questions' regarding people's favorites in the cybird games.

One, that @crystal13unny came up with, was if you think your fave(s) would get any type of piercings on their nips/genitals. I am wanting to know your guy's thoughts on it too!

I was thinking about it again because I got very distracted thinking about Theo with nipple piercings....

[yanderepuck]

@crystal13unny

OKAY. I THOUGHT IT OVER.

Faust can keep the rattail. But only if he's okay with doggy style.

As in I'm the one pegging him and he's on his hands and knees.

That's my offer