#cryle headcanons

[fernmert3ns]

cryle headcanons:

• When Kyle gets pissed off and starts swearing Craig sorta admires it just because he wishes he could say the same bad stuff

• You know how Craig had asked Thomas to do his laundry before, with Kyle they could play laundromat together like how Kyle did with the others before like in the video

• Craig acts like a smartass but is actually a dumbass, Kyle acts like a smartass and actually is one

• Kyle would win in a physical and verbal fight (but I think Craig would think that’s cool about him but would also make him salty)

• Before Craig confessed he would stare at Kyle and get caught at the worst moments (for example when he’s picking his nose… (hc based on a TikTok and SP clip)

• They both are kinda nerds, Kyle has an Einstein poster in his room, Craig is a space and science nerd (Kyle has space stuff too in his closet!!) so they have someone to share their interests with finally

• Kyle is a morning person and Craig is a night owl (he won’t stop watching his shows)

• When studying together Kyle would mostly help Craig except the subjects Craig is really passionate about (physics, science, etc…) it would be the other way around

• Kyle doesn’t know anything about Red Racer at all (he’s out of the loop) but he listens anyways when Craig talks about it (Kyle gets kinda forced into liking it so then they can always watch it together)

• Craig would TRY to listen quietly when Kyle is pissed off and rants about stuff (mostly bc of Cartman…)

• They could make fun of people together (Kyle about Cartman and Craig about his friends but wouldn’t mind making fun of Cartman at all too)

• Cartman would tease Kyle for hanging out with Craig especially because Craig’s gay.. 😁

• Kyle always knows what to say and Craig never does (Kyle mostly initiates the conversations in the beginning even though Craig first approached him)

• Craig tells Kyle space and guinea pig facts at random

• Craig is more easygoing than Kyle, so he doesn’t really bother to be as passionate about what’s right like him but when Kyle gets mad at stuff in his stead, Craig does kinda appreciate him

• Kyle and Craig filming TikToks of Stripe together, Kyle convinced him because people love cute animal video’s and Craig knows that well too (that one ep of Craig filming animals with the wide camera lens) and maybe Craig could lend him that camera to film it so it’d turn out even better :)

• Kyle finding the real list and seeing Craig 1st place, being reminded of that one time he catched Craig staring at him while picking his nose and thinking ‘what do they even see in him?’

• Kyle being mad he lost the Halloween costume contest with his handmade solar system costume with the planets with them all even made accurately (in that one Halloween ep)! or something and even though he lost, Craig being mad impressed he did all that and does somewhat appreciate his costume

• Craig picking up the habit to say “You bastards!” from hanging out with Kyle whenever Kenny dies.

• Craig likes to show off, like by being a smartass, so he would try to impress Kyle

• Kyle sitting at his computer, looking intently, Craig walking by and asking “what are you doing…” “spreading hate on the internet” Craig sits down at a computer next to him doing the same

• Craig getting a nice tan in the summer, Kyle on the other hand getting absolutely sunburnt because he’s a pale ginger kid

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Y’all know I’m a Small Kyle enjoyer bc I have always been a fan of characters getting underestimated because of their physicality but I need y’all to know the The Webs in the Rafters size chart for at least the main players.

Kyle is 5’5 and skinny as shit this is important narratively. This is my smallest Kyle for sure and only for story purposes. He’s still my firefly.

Stan’s at 6’4. Broad chested and big from years of ranch work. My boy is incredibly strong.

Craig, our Spider, lanky and spindly at 6’5. This height difference is there for the reasons I’ve done my best to tag this au. Despite being passion incarnate, Kyle is physically vulnerable to his husband, not just because he’s sickly, but because he’s tiny in comparison. The way this plays into the dynamic is important to me.

Kenny’s about 5’10, Butters around 5’8, Cartman is described as “huge” but that’s really more referring to his girth. He is tall close to 6 feet but not close to Stan or Craig. It’s just really important to me that Kyle is fucking tiny compared to Craig and Stan

[iksvolforb]

aight time to help a guy out - I'm looking to write a phat South Park Style fanfic soon, and leading up to it I thought I'd write some oneshots to warm up my writing (which is being revived after 5 years pray for me)

So, I was hoping, y'all could send me prompts to base some south park oneshots off!! Is there a song or fanart or conecpt you always wanted to have as a fic? send em through my guy - I got chu. this is literally a win win situation, so don't be shy 👀 hand them over 🙈

will prioritise anything involving Kyle and romance for practice so send emmm!

[justyourtypicalwriter]

ASK GAME LESSGO

♦∇◉ for (haha bet you wont guess who) butterflyverse kenny

AND !!

★☆ൠ for any character(s) of any au(s) :3

ASK GAME LETS DO THIS SHIT!

BV Kenny: (toootally didn’t know you were gonna chose him)

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

He sews! Omg I will NOT stop with this one. I think I vaguely mentioned this when I was talking about the opossum but Kenny will always be into sewing. He has to patch up his and his siblings clothes a lot but it also makes for a useful skill to have for holidays or birthdays! He hand sees a lot of his friends little stuffed animals

∇ - old age/aging headcanon

Had a phase in his late twenties when the mental illness hit him like a truck. He refused to use anything like braces or mobility aides for like half a year. Butters was so beyond pissed at his dumbass

◉ - Any other question of your choosing

Hmmm okay let’s do: ♒ - cooking/food headcanon

Kenny is absolutely atrocious in the kitchen. What can you expect with the food he grew up eating? He’s lucky he knows how to use a toaster. College does not make this any better. He would be that person you see on TikTok cooking the most atrocious shit on random house hold appliances

Cryle Skater AU:

Craig:

★ - sad headcanon

Craig wasn’t raised in Colorado. He spent most of his life in New York. He had trouble making friends with people and by middle school he just gave up on trying to

☆ - happy headcanon

He loves drawing! Fun fact, some of his art throughout the story represents his opinions on people as a whole

ൠ - random headcanon

Originally had no interest in skating whatsoever. But he fell in love with it once he actually started, not like he’d ever admit that, and still bitches about skating to this day

Kyle:

★ - sad headcanon

I can’t spill much about what the actual big event of the story is, but he high key develops serious trust issues towards adults after everything starts to go down

☆ - happy headcanon

Grows to LOVE his hair. I’m a sucker for long hair Kyle so his hair is around shoulder length in this fic. He plays with it to calm himself. If it’s tied back and he’s upset, that shit will come back down

ൠ - random headcanon

Friday nights are for spending time with Stan! They’ve always watched each others practices then have a sleep over afterwards

[cryleforhelp]

Some k2 headcanons??? Like I NEEED IT (+ Cryle too!! <33)

Please (and yes I'm the same person who told you to name the kyle shippy thingy- sorry for typos too my cat is on my chest right now lol)

HELLO ANON.. i hope ur out there somewhere still.. im so sorry for answering this ask late hhh BUT IM HERE NOW!!!!!!!!

K2 HEADCANONS:

• kenny would kiss kyle three times before he leaves anywhere, signaling "i love you" but in kiss form (idk how to explain it better)

• i think both of them drive but kyle likes being a passenger princess just a LITTLE bit. Just a little.

• the heights i headcanon for these two are 5'11"-6'0" (kenny) and 5'7"-5'9" (kyle). it really depends on how i'm feeling

• i think k2 are so oblivious to their feelings for each other that everyone but them knows that they like one another

• i think kyle's a lot more reactive in emotion than kenny, but kenny is a lot more bottled up than kyle. i think this is something that they would work out in their relationship

• even if they have a fight, they would still tell each other i love you at the end of the day no matter what.

• whenever kyle goes out, if he sees something that he thinks kenny likes he would get it for him! and vice versa !!!

• kenny would take candid photos of kyle because he thinks he's the prettiest and handsomest person ever

• they would have matching keychains to put on their keys

• kenny has the crush first and confesses first

• kenny loves flirting with kyle because he thinks kyle's reaction is cute, but kenny would literally be so flustered if kyle does something smooth

• they both have polaroids of each other together on the back of their phones >:3

THATS ALL I COULD THINK OF RIGHT NOW.... MY BRAIN IS SO ROTTEN RN. WJWKEIWIIRID WHEN I THINK OF STUFF FOR CRYLE ILL RB THIS AND ADD ON!!!!!!

[emilyartstudio-s]

Could you do staig c4 or cryle

gentle resist

[fayoftheforest]

Kyle Stan and Kenny for the ask game? :3

(ask is in reference to this post. thank you for the ask!!)

Sexuality Headcanon:

Stan: flip flops between labels but eventually settles on "queer" because he likes the ambiguity

Kyle: my god, this bitch is gay! good for him, good for him.

Kenny: doesn't deal in labels. if you ask him to define his sexuality he'll just laugh. if you keep pressing he'll be like "my type is hot people. so dont worry, I'm not going to hit on you."

Gender Headcanon:

Stan: this fella is a walking identity crisis! he uses he/they pronouns but if you ask him to define his gender he will break down into garbled screaming and run away to go shake and sob in a corner :)

Kyle: cis man, comfortable with his gender identity and aware of where he sits on the spectrum thanks to countless conversations about it with stan. he thinks he's only interested in presenting and being perceived in a masculine way until someone calls him "pretty boy" and then kyle.exe stops working 🥴

Kenny: no label, any pronouns, whatever whatever whatever. "gender? no thanks, I just ate."

A ship I have with said character: okay firstly I must state my affinity for STYLENNY SUPREMACY 🛐 but in terms of non-poly ships:

Stan: Style (shocker), Stutters, Stolkien, Stary, Stenny, Staig, t4t Stendy

Kyle: Style, K2, Cryle

Kenny: Bunny, Crenny, K2, Twenny, Stenny

A BROTP I have with said character:

Stan: Stan & Craig. they openly loath each other, but they secretly see a part of themselves in the other and so are motivated to help each other out in their problems in a fucked up egocentric kinda way >:D

Kyle: Kyle & Tolkien & Wendy form an unlikely friendship because they enjoy doing hobbies together that their friends find boring, like reading and being sensible. they're also the go-to group when one of them needs to rant and rave whilst the other two nod their heads sympathetically

Kenny: Kenny & Bebe as unstoppable beings of sheer power

A NOTP I have with said character: (no hate to people who ship this, it can be cute but it's just not my cup of tea;

Stan: Stendy, when it's basic bland and cishet

Kyle: Mutual Kyman makes me deeply uncomfortable for reasons that I don't need to get into because I'm sure you can all guess. Once sided Kyman (from Eric) can be interesting though, but it's gotta be done Just Right for it to pass my personal vibe test

Kenny: I don't love Kenny ships where he's written with predatory/rapey undertones (this was more prominent in the early fandom days I think). write him however you want but at the end of the day we all know he's a consent king with so much love to give <3

A random headcanon:

Stan: he has acne!! he's self conscious about it but tbh it's cute on him

Kyle: loathes the summer with a passion because of his hayfever. loathes the winter with a passion because he just gets one cold after another. this guy loathes the weather 24/7 and he will make it EVERYONE'S problem >:(

Kenny: my guy can fall asleep anywhere. on a bus? lights out. in class? snoozing. right in the middle of a conversation? zzzzz. his go to response to any problem or crisis is a nap. it drives his friends up the wall but what are they gonna do, whake him? when he looks so sweet and peaceful curled up like that? you'd have to be a monster to distrupt that bliss

General Opinion over said character: good god I love these guys 🥹

[cool-island-songs]

Craig for ask gamee :3

Sorry this took so long but tumblr kept chewing it up in my drafts

Sexuality Headcanon:

Gay gay homosexual gay. Fem Craig? Staunch lesbian.

Those are my preferences in writing Craig, though I do also enjoy shoving him back in the closet because without yaoi magic, abrupt PCness, and the comfort of meth bf's twitchy hand in his, I can really see that being a longer struggle for Craig

Not-totally-gay slut Craig has a fairly long legacy some younger fans may not be aware of. This fandom is old and Creek only became canon in 2015 so it's like a form of culture shock for me to see artists getting yelled at for drawing Craig with girls. It's not like he was usually with girls, but there's this thing in the old yaoi tropes where the one who is presumed to top is less flamingly homosexual and more interested in sex generally. He was also frequently a menacing gay villain back in the day though lol

"I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite." - Craig Tucker, 2003

I do personally love reading his earlier aggression and posturing on the show as internalized homophobia. He's NOT gay! Don't say he's gay or he'll beat you up, completely un-homoerotically!!! This is a fun retconning thing though. The intentions of the showrunners earlier on likely were not that he is posturing extra hard due to being closeted. But authorial intent is not relevant to how I might want to thread the needle between older Craig characterizations on the show and more current ones

I'm a bit more fixed with Craig than others due to the presentation of his autism and generally see him demisexual, monogamous, traditional in a learned, rote sort of way. He's very favorite person-y with Tweek to me

Gender Headcanon:

I've only ever written him cis but I have enjoyed trans Craigs of all stripes (get it????), and I actually do have some t4t Creek planned!

Very into fem Craig. Excited to write her being so regular about Tweek's twiddies <3 In short, give me all the Craig genders

A ship I have with said character:

Well... I guess I like Creek a little bit 👉👈

I like exploring other dynamics but I'm always going to conceive of Creek as a unique bond. They get something from one another they can't get anywhere else, even when I'm putting them in horrible circumstances. That's what I'm here for, babeyyy

A BROTP I have with said character:

Honestly love thinking about Craig/Tolkien, Craig/Jimmy, Craig/Clyde (though I think I see that last one quite differently from most, or at least I'm most interested in the SoT vibe with dumdum traitor Clyde and amoral opportunist Craig). Really love writing platonic Crenny but I generally see Kenny as gravitating to other people so when I write these two as closer friends, it's usually based on particular circumstances. Craig/Bebe reluctant gossip hoes is also very funny to me

A NOTP I have with said character:

Yeah, I don't really NOTP anymore. There is a version out there of any ship I might find compelling. Being so Creek brainrotted, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about other Craig ships in any endgame capacity but I'm always curious to see the different ways people view Craig. I've noticed his characterization tends to vary depending on who he's with. One example is his socioeconomic status. I've noticed his family potentially being worse off than most others is stressed in Crenny fics, socioeconomic status tends not to play a huge role in Cryde or Creek fics, and he is often more ambitious and upwardly mobile in Cryle fics. As my friend @phantomchill put it: "he's absorbing their financial status. autism masking has gone too far!" This is not a negative or positive thing, there isn't one correct way, but he feels very malleable as the love interest guy

I'm very much a Tweek-relater first and foremost and early on in my time in fandom came up with the very novel theory (lol) that people tend to project onto one guy in their OTP more and thus multiship that guy, while the other guy isn't allowed to have other boyfriends. I have since moved beyond this theory for myself at least, because I relate to Craig quite a bit too and I think sometimes people have other boyfriends and that's pretty normal and okay. Striving for realism in my homosexual erotic cartoon porn writings

A random headcanon:

Honestly don't even consider autistic Craig to be a headcanon at this point. I think they're doing it on purpose now. His special interests are ancient animes and space. His favorite person is Tweek. He is also canonically very hairy

This is very specific but I like headcanoning Craig as Mediterranean. Peruvian Craig is cute of course and honestly I don't care where he's from as long as he's hairy, tan, and big nosed. Big nose/big eyebrows Craig 🛐 Are these just my aesthetic preferences? No. I have Matt Stone tied up under my bed and he says it's canon uwu

General Opinion over said character:

I want to beat him up

Also a bit bored by Craig discourses (bad boy VS. dork??? Leather jacket and cigarettes as a personality IS a dork I'm so sorry to burst your bubble) so some new proposals:

Craig actually doesn't like TOS. He doesn't really get it (too campy). TNG is his favorite. I'm talking about Space Trek u fake ass nerds

Craig weeb loser dub v sub opinions???

Red Racer is just Speed Racer. Sorry it's not a great discourse it's just how i feel

Craig STEM smart vs. Craig not naturally proficient in any subject

This is crazy but what if his penis was just regular. No okay that one is too far. I- *is shot dead*

[roostertuftart]

Obligatory green hat kid ask

GOTTA do kyle yes ofc.

Ask meme

Sexuality Headcanon: I'm so divided on this for Kyle! Really love him being gay, but also I love making like. Every character bisexual for maximum shipping potential- Plus like!! Kyle being a biromantic demisexual makes me so happy :)) He's definitely demi for me no matter what!!! And I think he has a male preference if he is bisexual. I have the headcanon that he actually thought he was gay for a long time because he only really had crushes on his close friends, all of them being guys, until he becomes friends with like, Wendy or someone and realizes "oh shit, I like girls too???"

Gender Headcanon: Another thing I'm mixed on. But I think I'm leaning a binary man (I can see him as both cis or trans) and he doesn't really care about it that much. He seems extremely comfortable with his masculinity which has always been one of my favorites traits he has! Overall I just see him being mostly masculine presenting but not minding being gender nonconforming and not really being super troubled by the thought of gender or gender presentation. Like, oh, his friends are all cross dressing for fun? Sure, he'll join in just for the heck of it. But it's not something he thinks deeply about at the same time, if that makes sense. I like agender Kyle too :)

A ship I have with said character: My favorite favorite favorite ship with Kyle is Stendylenny but to go for more of the popular ones, style and K2 both are pretty good and I think about them often. I love Kyle's dynamic with those two! K2 is always really wholesome and loving and I really like how spicy and complicated style can be! I could go for like an hour listing off rairpairs and crackships I like for Kyle because he's so shippable, but some of my other favorites for him are cryle, kyndy, and one sided kyman

A BROTP I have with said character: Kyndy probably? When I'm not shipping Kyle and Wendy, I love them as best friends. There's this popular trend of them hating each other in the fandom and that's fine but I just cannot see it, they're so alike and they've only ever gotten along, you know? I think they'd be even closer as they got older, especially with how they've both shed a lot of their more toxic traits with time. Idk if it counts but Kyle and his relationship with Ike is also iconic and deserves way more attention.

A NOTP I have with said character: Kymannnnnn I'm sorry lol. Really love it one sided and I have had AUs and stuff where I've been able to stomach them both being romantically involved but overall something about the ship just tends to make me extremely uncomfortable. I can see the appeal but as I've said before, I just cannot fathom Kyle having returned feelings for Eric Cartman unless it was from some sort of fucked up trauma response, which is interesting for plot but if that's as far as it can go for me, I don't think I count as a shipper.

A random headcanon: Kyle has freckles supremacy!!! Also he's autistic and has cPTSD. And he gets a cat at some point even though he's lightly allergic.

General Opinion over said character: Favorite boy love him so much. I want to pick him up and throw him as far as I can

[amporella]

absolutely LOVED your style parenting headcanons (and literally everything you say) but i was Wondering if you had any parenting headcanon for k2???? or cryle. i'm an allkyle truther and generally, a lover of parent kyle in general and style, k2 and cryle are like . My otps so i was just wondering. i hope you have a good day!!!!!

AUGHH THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!! YOU'RE SO SWEET <3 and your ship taste is just out of this world good too. I actually have never thought about cryle parenting headcanons so this post is going to be exclusively k2, BUT rest assured they are On My Brain now and I will make a headcanon post for them one day!! In the meantime, here are K2 parenting headcanons:

I think Kenny would actually be fairly hesitant about having kids, at least initially? He's SO loyal and steadfast to the people he loves but he's simultaneously a little scared of that huge commitment and the responsibility that comes with it, especially after being more responsible than any child should have to be. I can also see him worrying about falling into the cycle that caused his parents to become the way they were.

Kyle is definitely the one who's most confident about wanting kids; he LOVES them and has always had the maternal urge like his mom. He understands and respects Kenny's hesitance, though, so they probably only have kids when they're in their 30s or later, when Kenny's had time to recover/heal and they're a lot more financially secure than Kenny used to be.

Kenny is the most devoted parent ever though when they finally have them. He obviously loves Karen more than anything as a kid, and that sense of protectiveness/devotion definitely carries over to his actual kids. He also absolutely SPOILS them once he has the means to, which Kyle disapproves of but knows better than to try and stop him.

Kenny is the best sport with dress up. He lets his kids paint his nails and shows them off to everyone even when they're absolutely terribly done. He also puts together a new Princess Kenny costume and is probably more into playing castle games than his kids are. He's ENDLESS entertainment and his kids love it.

He's also very good at doing hair from doing Karen's hair as a kid, so he helps with that. Kyle does need to step in if their kids end up with curly hair though, because he was NOT prepared for that. He's a very quick learner, though! He gets the hang of it.

I talked a lot about Kyle in my style parenting headcanons first, so I'm not going to say a ton about him because I think he'd be very similar to how he is as a parent with Stan. The main things about him as a parent are that he IS Sheila 2.0 in the sense of insane amounts of protectiveness.

HOWEVER one of the differences between style and k2 is that while Stan would try to calm Kyle down from going to the PTA meetings (and would be protective in different ways), Kenny would also show up. That scene where Kyle asks Kenny to tell Cartman to shut up and he immediately does it with vigor is very reminiscent of how they would be as parents imo. If Kyle does it, Kenny's all in.

Kenny breaks out the opera singing (or just the singing in general) for their kid, and he's surprisingly still good at it. Kyle's in charge of bedtime stories and reading in general, but Kenny's the one who does the crazy voices when it comes to dialogue.

Their kid would just be so cute, okay. They're both extremely cute and their kid is just a bastion of cuteness. And unexpected mischief, mostly from Kenny's side. Kenny worries a lot about their kid having some of his more difficult to handle traits as a kid (like his rampant 10 year old flirtiness) and Kyle has to reassure him that he also put a million good traits into the mix. They have the most hard working kid ever in the end, though. Both of them are just SO committed to what they do that they instill that value very strongly into their kids. Sometimes too strongly! They need to chill sometimes.

Overall they are just extremely good parents, and they function very well together!!

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I wanna talk abt Cryle

Specifically, the trope of Obsessive Craig, bc I think it’s interesting as hell.

First things first: I’m a DIEHARD style shipper, like TO THE FUCKING END. And I LOVE CREEK. Canon Craig is such a sweet try hard of a guy and such a complex, endlessly elaborated upon character too, I fucking love him BUT

So much of the Cryle out there centers around Obsessive Craig, and I think that’s fascinating.

I have been rereading some fics, and the dynamic is INSANE. Quite literally. Specifically, especially since I’m such a Style gremlin,

“So Happy Together” by Jwink85

And “Something Sweet Like Honey” by bluebryy

The dynamics in those stories are god tier.

Possessive Craig is incredibly interesting, given his general characterization, and I love a Kyle ship regardless, but the way these two SPECIFICALLY tend to be portrayed is so wild and well thought out. My ace ass always skims the smut, but just the idea of the toxic relationship between the two is so heartbreaking and crazy that I get the fuckin idea, man. ESPECIALLY since Craig is one of my favorites, and this aspect of fanon him is often so well written.

The jealousy, the history, truly one of the best rare pairs of all time. I love platonic Cryle too, I’ve definitely written it, but DEFENDER STAN coming in in the fics I mentioned is just so!!!

There are also some softer Cryle stories I’ve read, and I think the way this fandom regards every character in different ways is so interesting and incredible. I do love happy, wholesome fics, and that’s always what I gravitate towards, but creepy Craig is a characterization that’s so intriguing.

[bbathsalts]

kyle and stan for the ask meme hallelujah <3

Sexuality Headcanon:

Kyle: bisexual, however in some aus or comics I interpret him as gay.

Stan: bisexual

Gender Headcanon:

Kyle: Agender, Demiboy. He/him, They/Them. No she/her. He doesn’t use fem-aligned language. I don’t think he likes typical feminine expression however I think he’s apathetic to presenting a specific way. He just exists and doesn’t think to go with a specific way of presenting himself any particular way. I do think typical femininity isn’t his thing but he is more androgynous leaning.

Stan: I think he’s non-binary. They/them, he/him, and rarely she/her only with people he’s very close to in specific settings. I think he’s way more on the genderfluid more loose on expression. He’s a bleeding heart who isn’t afraid of expressing himself while also caring deeply what others think. He’s very confused and not sure what his identity is tbh.

A ship I have with said character:

I am a multishipper. I have some main ones I like. Aka:

Kyle: style, cryle, kyman (I’m picky about this one tho), Kyle x Nichole, k2, twyle, god I have too many.

Stan: style, stolkien, Stan x Craig, stenny, stendy!!! And like more.

Idk as long as it isn’t too obscure or too weird I like a lot of ships

A BROTP I have with said character:

Stan and Kyle they r bros

A NOTP I have with said character:

Idk. Most of the ones I have are like. The really weird ones. I only have one common ship that’s a notp and that’s carrters/buttman. But I’m chill about it

A random headcanon:

Stan has bpd + adhd and a list of issues lmao

Kyle is autisitc and ocpd

General Opinion over said character:

I have many opinions. I will not be able to type it all down. I thank @roostertuftart for making me like Stan after some encounters that made me hate him. And now we are style ❤️❤️❤️

Make me make the bpd Stan essay plz

[wonderfultweek]

if u wanna talk about the boys then talk about them!

tell me, what's your cryle fluff headcanons? what do you think they do together or for each other?

also, maybe a prompt(?): birthday; kyle's bday is next month! will he get anything from his special someone? (letting this one open for any ship you feel like)

you’re right 😤 I wanna talk abt them with people tho yknow :( so thank u for coming here :’)))

idk where I first read/heard this and I don’t think it was even for cryle?? but I’m obsessed with the idea that they put glow in the dark stars up in their bedrooms together :’)))) and in their dorm rooms :’))) and they just always have a plethora of glow in the dark & light up things. also you know those scratch off posters they make for like movies and books?? kyle gets one of those for craig but it’s constellations you scratch off to reveal once you see them. and they go camping together all the time to find them and bring big fluffy blankets along to cuddle under <3

OMG it is already kyle’s bday coming up that’s so crazy LOL I posted my first cryle fic last year around his bday!! but I’m thinkin,,, I might have a good k2 fic idea for his bday this year and it’s a thought that’s been kinda brewing in my mind for a few days now and I think it might work perfectly as a bday fic 👀👀👀 so yes ofc kyle will get smth special :’))

[cryleforhelp]

see, my personal headcanon is that when kyle is dating someone, he wont ever stfu about them and goes "god i miss my [significant other]. i miss them!" because it makes him happy

[dykyle]

hiii for the headcanon thing stan craig tweek :3c

stan!!

sexuality: gay ❤️ i know it's controversial for stan but i think his behavior towards wendy is reminiscent of internalized homophobia at times. i also just thinks he's gay so

otp: style absolutely. nothing else touches them!! however i also think stenny and steneric are cute :) i also like staig at times!

brotp: main five friendships in general!! i also read this fanfic once where stan and bebe were friends and cops and i loved that!! so maybe stan and bebe

notp: idk if i have any perse! i will say that i never understood gary and stan.

first headcanon that pops into my head: a mccafferty and front bottoms enjoyer.

one way in which i relate to this character: (kinda) daddy issues LMAO

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: does him burning down tegridy farms and killing his mom/sister count

cinnamon roll/problematic fave: it's south park.

craig

sexuality: gay asf

otp: creek, cryle, cryde, craig/token idk i pass him around a lot lol but overall i love cryle

brotp: him and token!!!

notp: anything with a woman LMAO he's gay

first headcanon that pops into my head: weirdly obsessed with hygiene and is a neat freak

one way in which i relate to this character: gay and annoying and nasally

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: i don't think anything!!

cinnamon roll or problematic fave: what do u think

tweek

sexuality: again, gay asf

otp: creek and twenny

brotp: i like his dynamic with everyone tbh

notp: none!!

first headcanon that pops into my head: he is LOUD and AGRESSIVE and LIKES TO ARGUE and IS STRONG

one way in which i relate to this character: is it taking the easy way out if i say him and i both have verbal tics LMAO mine aren't near as apparent as his but yeah

things that give me second hand embarrassment about this character: nothing he's perfect to me

AGAIN he's a problematic fave LOL

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Kyle headcanons

-sickly stature -pale -head of the academic team -4.0 gpa - pansexual I may make more later but idk