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and it shattered me in the end

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Koala Girlfriend w/ Akaashi, Kuroo, Kita and Ushijima

Request: Can I request Akaashi, Kuroo, Kita and Ushijima with a girlfriend who loves to cling to them like a koala while they are doing things around the house?

A personal favorite, even though I don’t have a s/o if I had one this would be my go to cuddling position. Sorry for not posting the last couple of days I just wasn’t feeling very well and I didn’t have motivation. Hope you like it. Love ya 💖💖💖

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warnings: fluff.

Akaashi Keiji

-Oof pretty boy comin through. 

-This man, this godly man, oof. 

-He is usually very tired and loves recharging with some cuddles. 

-He would love it if he could just stay wrapped around you for the rest of eternity but alas his editor duties sadly call him and he has to get up at some point.

-You always felt iffy disturbing him while he worked so only when you were very touch starved you would give him a small peck as you passed by his desk. 

-But lately you felt so needy and clingy with him, wanting to sit on his lap 24/7, no sexual intentions whatsoever. 

-So you just wordlessly pushed his chair back and took your seat in his lap, arms wrapped around his neck and legs hanging loosely around his waist. 

-He didn’t even question it, he kissed you on the forehead before resting a hand on your waist and going back to work letting you doze off on his shoulder. 

-When he wanted to get up though he contemplated whether or not he should let you go, temporarily of course. 

-He decides against it, nudging you lightly with his chin and whispering you to hang on as he got up and went to the kitchen, fixing you both cups of hot cocoa and caring them back to his study. 

-It became a routine after that. 

-No matter what he was doing, if he wanted to cuddle you he would. 

-You never complained of course, nuzzling into his chest as he relaxed in his chair, giving him kisses as a sign of gratitude every now and again. 

-Boy really wouldn’t even ask you before picking you up. 

-If he knew you weren’t busy he would just come up to you and grab your hands, bringing them around his shoulders while you wrapped your legs around his waist knowing exactly what he was asking for. 

-Sometimes he would ask you to move to his back, especially when he was doing something that wanted his undivided attention. 

-That happened when he wanted to cook or cut something and baby didn’t want to accidentally hurt you. 

-This cuddly habit rarely turned sexual, like 1/20 of the time. 

-He liked the warmth and the familiarity that your cuddles provided and he would prefer to fall asleep rather than get frisky. 

-Bokuto caught you two once and he couldn’t wait to ask his s/o if they could do it with him.

-He came crashing through your door, taking advantage of the spare key he had, after one failed practice game. 

-Since his s/o was out of town, he needed someone to get him out of his emo mode. 

-He came face to face with an Akaashi and a koala you, getting a glass of water from the kitchen, both of you caught like deer in headlights at his sudden intrusion. 

-He wouldn’t shut up about it for months after that. 

Kuroo Tetsuro

-This little shit. 

-He is very affectionate with you. 

-He treasures you, words cannot describe how much love he has for you. 

-But he is a tease so when you try to initiate  things he will get that stupid smirk on his face saying how can’t resist him. 

-This always leads to you staring at him with a dead expression before getting up and leaving the room, making him run after you. 

-You are not mad of course.

-He knows though when you really need him, when you really need cuddles and comfort so when times like that roll around he won’t say anything to you. 

-He’ll just sit back and hold you close to him, running his palms up and down your sides, kissing the crown of your head every few minutes. 

-He found out about your koala nature when he got up with you in his arms during one of those times. 

-You immediately hugged him closer and nuzzled your face in his neck while he made a snack for the both of you. 

- “You like that don’t you?” 

-You just left a kiss on the column of his neck and went back to nuzzling your boyfriend. 

-He let out a chuckle and he knew that this would become daily because he too loved it. 

-Things will turn sexual most of the time. 

-He knows when to not initiate anything like that while you clung to him so don’t worry my mans has restraint. 

-If he’s not sure if you wanna do the do or not he will kiss you on the spot right under your ear and that will determine the outcome of the night *lmao*. 

-He is the one who will ask you to wrap around him while he does some house work. 

-You will be chillin in your room scrolling through your phone when he will storm into the room and spread his arms wide open saying a single “up”. 

-Before you know it you are in his arms, your phone still in hand as one of his arms has circled your waist supporting you. 

-He is muscular so he won’t ever get tired of having you in his arms. 

-He answers video calls with the team, he will be in a zoom meeting with you still in his arm and will open the door to the delivery guy to pay him with you still wrapped around him like a sweater. 

-Even falls asleep with you like that, back pressed against the couch, his head resting on his shoulder as he dozes off, feeling the safest he has ever felt. 

-Yall can see how much those news I got from tik tok have affected me, like shit. 

-Kenma says that it’s disgusting but he does it with his s/o in secret so he be LYIN. 

-His s/o let it slip at some point and Kuroo has been rubbing salt on the wound ever since, RIP Kenma. 

Kita Shinsuke 

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

-THE LATEST EPISODE OF HIM CRYING GHOQHROD.

-Anyways.

-Baby is respectful. 

-Above all he wants for you to be comfortable and relaxed so even if he really really wants to cuddle you he will wait for confirmation. 

-So don’t expect anything like the other two idiots. 

-He won’t just pick you up and go about his day, no no. 

-Kita will ask for a hug, he will ask if he can hold you no matter how weak or worn down he feels. 

-He doesn’t want to burden you with his worries so when days get hard he will ask you for some comfort but you have to sense it for yourself so you can cuddle him more. 

-He likes having control over his life and when things pile up on him and he feels like drowning he thinks that he shouldn’t worry you with it. 

-You can feel it though. 

-His aura changes and he has that little wrinkle in between his eyebrows. 

-So you will slowly wrap your arms around his waist and squeez, trying to pass on to him all of your love and reassurance you think he might need. 

-You start your koala acts when you two were in bed and you didn’t want to get up because it was just so warm and comfortable. 

-Who would want to get up?

- “Y/N, angel, I need to get up.” 

- “But you are warm Shin….” 

-So he just sighs and wraps his arms around your waist. 

- “Hold tight then.” 

-With the ease of a greek god, he stood up with you in his arms and went to make breakfast. 

-You giggled all the time, hugging him tighter and leaving multiple kisses on his neck, cheeks and shoulder, making him let out a few chuckles. 

-You might have exchanged some more passionate kisses as he made breakfast and I don’t blame you, he is irresistible. 

- “Shin, I know that things get hard for you sometimes and I want to be there for you at every turn. So please don’t hesitate to ask for comfort or ask anything from me in general. I love you and if hanging onto you like a baby koala means I’ll get to see that smile on your face then so be it. I like it here.” 

-He was left speechless after that. 

-He followed your advice after that day, coming home in a bad move and just asking for koala time. 

-His grandma caught you two once and she squealed so high you thought she pierced your eardrums. 

-She was beyond happy for her little boy, seeing him so loved and appreciated warmed her heart. 

- “Young love warms my old bones.” 

-It’s all chuckles and giggles and lovestruck looks after that. 

Ushijima Wakatoshi

-Big boy hours. 

-He is tall and muscular so how could you NOT want to climb this tree.  

-He doesn’t get your infatuation with his height and muscles and your impulse of wanting to climb on him but he will allow it. 

-Because you are cute and he loves you and he would do anything to make you giggle and smile like a five year old. 

-He will be standing in the kitchen making coffee or something when you sneak attack him from behind. 

-You cling to his back, your arms wrapped around his broad shoulders and legs around his waist as you try to balance yourself on his back. 

- “Good morning to you too darling.” 

- “Mhm”

-He will continue with his morning routine as usual, moving you from his back to his chest and sitting on the living room couch, opening the TV and chillin for about an hour. 

-When he has to go out for his daily run you have to let go of him although begrudgingly.

- “Don’t pout, Y/N darling.” 

-You do though and he has to kiss the pout off your face. 

-He likes picking you up on his own, without having to wait for one of your attacks. 

-He most likely just came home from training and he is tired, he’ll immediately pick you up and take you into the shower with him, having a lovely bubble bath with you. 

-He is silent most of the time but he likes humming your favorite songs while he has you in his arms. 

-He knows it calms both of you so of course he will do it.  

-Tendou loves teasing him about this cute coupley(?) habit you two have. 

-He visited you one day and Ushijima was just standing in your living room with you wrapped around his torso while he watched a match. 

- “Wakatoshi-kun I didn’t know you got a pet.” 

-Tori is a little shit so of course he would call you that, what else did you expect? 

- “That’s Y/N. Satori-kun.” 

-Clowned you to your old friends from school by taking a pic and just sending it to everyone and their mothers. 

-Semi photoshopped it and put Santa hats on your heads and sent it to you as a christmas card.

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