#crosshair: NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SHE WAS TURNING TWENTY ONE AND HE MISSED HER BIRTHDAY

[here-comes-the-moose]

I don’t know why, but my brain keeps telling me that Crosshair would be the type of person where if they got drunk you’d either see them dancing and making out with someone, or they’re going to start telling anyone at the bar who will listen about the Jake Gyllenhaal Taylor Swift lore.