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no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

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🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

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Omg sonadow for Valentine's ❤️💙

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The Transformers One production designer, Jason Scheier, has answered some important questions on his posts.

But there is one super important topic:

The organic life on Cybertron comes from ancient asteroids, not from Quintessons. The same did happen to Earth billions of years ago when water-composed asteroids collided to our planet (which used to have lava everywhere), giving rise to life.

(Also, a curiosity: did you know that, according to Science, our water is considered an "alien" composition (comes from space) that has no form, no taste and no color but It's the only thing what we need to survive? Amazing, isn't?).

It makes a lot of sense now because this is Science and Biology. Jason thought of everything.

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Again

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A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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HEY

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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.

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It's like saying the 'Q' word at night, if you see the mystery van driving you know weird shit is going to happen today

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

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chat i hope you find this as funny as i do

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You're like if drywall was a person

Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?