#crossdressing joseph

[virgothozul]

Hi 👋 

I think this wasn’t shared here yet so here you go 🍾😘

[hexjulia]

my bird has the worst case of Spring maybe ever. fighting for my life just trying to work from home for a few hours while she flies around my head like a hyperactive tiny screaming helicopter.

[tomorrowcomest0day]

god fuckit i should be at the mosh pit of a diy folk punk show making out with a goth with really nice boobs but instead i let a fucking transandrobro rope me into jojo discourse

[blackswan7x]

— jjba: smut head canons

characters: Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo (part 4), Female Reader

rating: NSFW

Jonathan Joestar

He’s an Adonis with a heart of gold and he will make sure to make you feel the best you’ve ever felt in your life. Do not be intimidated by his impressive size, he will take all the time for you to be ready and will go nice and slow.

Once in the heat of the moment, he will go as hard or soft as you want. Your pleasure comes first and seeing how good you feel is enough for him to come undone. He’s incredibly passionate and romantic. He’ll make it his mission to have you come multiple times.

Do not expect him to be a missionary only type of man. Once he gets comfortable he’s likely to want to learn and try every sex position he can and perfect it, too. And he has the stamina and sheer raw power that’ll support it.

Joseph Joestar

Oh, you’re in for a very fun time. Joseph is naturally playful, mischievous, and naughty. He will have you smiling and giggling as he playfully wrestles you, but after pinning you down things are going to get very heated.

Bodies can make weird noises, people can bump heads…whatever embarrassing thing that could happen during sex you don’t have to worry about it with Joseph. He’ll simply laugh it off and make you feel at ease or he’ll be so into whatever you two are doing he won’t notice.

Kink is inevitable with him. Crossdressing, sissification, pegging, spanking, brat taming (he’s the brat), using Hamon. And don’t worry when he cums before you, he can go for rounds and rounds and rounds…

Don’t be surprised if he asks for Caesar to join, too.

Jotaro Kujo

They were talking about Jotaro Kujo when they came up with “tall, dark, and handsome” and he’s as stoic as they come. But if you’re lucky enough to find yourself in his bed…well, this means he trusts you deeply and quite possibly even loves you.

Don’t expect him to show the same dominance he does with an enemy stand user though. He will be completely submissive to you. Tie him up, blindfold him, gag him, peg him. Surrendering complete control to you is the moment of reverie he needs from his stressful life.

He doesn’t make a lot of noise apart from muffled groans, moans, and whimpers but he’s a sucker for dirty talk. So call him a good boy and tell him he takes you so well and he’ll be ready to come undone.

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Joseph Joestar First Preliminary Poll

This is the first prelim poll for Joseph Joestar, with the purpose to select the best two outfits to move on to a second phase. I'm sorry about this one, Joseph has way too many outfits, the little son of a bitch.

[jzbnee]

you know what..... i just realized that aquababy has blonde curls,, you know who else has blonde curls??? 😱 and you know what..... garth & joseph wilson is not a tag on ao3 😔 can you make garth and joey interact somehow pls 😻🙏 alternatively, more garth porn is always good uwu

omg hahaha you're SOOOO right

i saw the ampersand so i'll give u some concepts & then i'll probably pick one to elaborate on… but also have some kink ideas too <33

platonic hmmm i think that they could bond just by virtue of being on the titans? but for specifics, i imagine joey playing music & garth enjoying that music?

it's tricky bc they both have 'siblings' sort of that have died, but their trauma doesn't really connect there-- joey is the golden child (sometimes) while garth basically never is… could have something where garth resents joey for that but is trying to hide it and joey picks up on it and is being super nice to compensate and they are both sooo friendly to each other but there's this bizarre tension that all their friends notice & neither of them ever say why haha

could also do some stuff that's more modern where they're dealing with Modern Character issues… but i don't know that much about modern garth beyond him being pretty neglected by canon atm

sexual daddy kink/weird feelings about aquaman-- obviously joey doesn't really look like aquaman, but, as you said, he does have blond curly hair soooo… i could see garth calling joey daddy and doing some roleplay like that??

possession stuff -- joey HAS canonically possessed garth for like 2 seconds lol. HOWEVER, i think that, after the whole uhhh garth joining the church of blood via possession plotline in the comics recently, he has some trauma he could happily process in that way

alternatively, non possession bc i am wondering if joey would still be able to possess garth with all the magical powers he has? so it could also be a thing, rape roleplay or otherwise, where joey is getting off on the fact that he can't possess garth?? very sexy imo

anddd then there could also be this weirdboy friendly energy between them that builds and builds out of control and then they have the freakiest sex imaginable (thinking of garth's line about not being judged as pure of heart due to lewd thoughs & joey's cavalcade of naked ladies he paints idk… now i'm distracted by the thought of garth crossdressing for him uvu)

doomed romantic

catching garth on that tula rebound when he was with the titans right after her death & joey was also there hahaha

wrote a snippet that is included below :) with thanks to some folks on mwse for help brainstorming!

Joey locked eyes with Garth, noting the deep, fascinating purple of his irises. They were gorgeous, though Joey admitted that he was more into the developed swimmer's muscles that Garth had.

'Now?' he signed, mouthing the word in case Garth hadn't learned it.

"Now," Garth confirmed.

With a blink, Joey focused on transitioning from his body into Garth's, shivering as he felt Garth's magic pressing against him. As with most powerful magic users, there was the feeling of resistance, even with Garth's conscious lowering of his defenses. Joey pictured it like gently sliding between them, which made it easier.

He settled in Garth's mind, adjusting his mental presence comfortably. Garth fell back, and Joey flexed his fingers, wondering at the strength in them. If he flexed Garth's arm next, staring down at his biceps, well… only Garth would know.

Garth chuckled, brassy and pleasant, even from this side.

Then, Garth shifted his magic, and Joey felt it as he held on tightly. His consciousness was shackled-- not the way it had been when Raven and Vic had trapped him before, but kept close, with just enough give that he could struggle. At that thought, he tried, testing his bonds.

"Oh," Garth said, delight trilling through his mind. He flopped back on the couch they'd chosen to conduct this experiment on, eyes on the ceiling even as his mind was on Joey.

Joey moved Garth's arm, tugging at his shirt-- starting to, at least. Garth cut him off, seizing control again and pressing Joey down with something that felt like being hit by a surging wave. Joey gasped when Garth let up, but the sound didn't make it out of his throat.

"What do you think?" Garth asked aloud, hand curled on his chest.

Testingly, Joey opened Garth's mouth. Licked his lips slowly, tasting salt.

"I like it."

[voidycatboi]

joseph joestar really radiates the energy of a chaotic good dnd character, with his nonsensical plans, and his monolgues sounding like trying to convince the DM to allow his bullshit.

DM: "alright, you approach the enemy base and see two guards harassing the local women, what do you do?"

jojo:"-i crossdress and seduce the guards!"

*rolls* *nat 1*

DM: "the guards point their rifles at you, clearly disgusted by your failed disguise"

jojo: "i cast hamon on my tequila bottles, making them shoot out the corks-..."

DM: "allright then, roll to hit the guards-"

jojo: "...-and i shoot the corks at the coconuts on the tree above, dropping them on the guards' heads"

*rolls* *nat 20*

DM: "*sigh* so you hit the coconuts with perfect precision, making them crash down on the guards, knocking them out cold."

[cumetery]

People who like zosan seriously need to watch jojos bizarre adventure part 2 battle tendencies because Joseph and Caesar genuinely have what you want Zoro and Sanji to have. Like yeah maybe Zoro and Sanji could get there eventually but that’s a lot of undoing so many negative social interactions (imagine it like sims style) when you can just watch Caesar undo all of that by being like “oh wow jojos actually a pretty cool guy and I respect him” when Sanji just now did that in wano like. Ten episodes ago and it was backhanded and you know he’s gonna start drama again. Also all the trauma that zosan heads push onto them and the ooc shit? It’s actually not that ooc for Caesar and Joseph like this seems more up your alley because there is trauma and drama and crossdressing and love and they could hate fuck too if you wanted and it would all make sense

[smolderingflame]

New Fic Alert: Matched (Steve/Bucky) Captain America & MCU by SmolderingFlame

Matched by SmolderingFlame

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandoms: Captain America/MCU

WIP

Relationship: Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers

Characters: James Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Sharon Carter, Brock Rumlow, Wanda Maximoff, Peggy Carter, Vision, George Barnes, Winifred Banes, Becca Barnes, Sarah Rogers, Joseph Rogers

Summary: On the eve of his Designation Day, Bucky Barnes fears what will happen to him, whether he will be assigned to be an Alpha or an Omega. But, he worries even more over the fate of his best friend, Steve Rogers.

After five years and no sign of his old best friend, Bucky is reunited with Steve in a very surprising way.

Now they must navigate their new relationship together and the repercussions of their Designation Day outcomes.

Tags: AU, Non-traditional Alpha/Omega dynamics, Omegaverse, Dystopia, Science I just made up, Body Modification, hormones, out of character, domestic bliss, unhappy marriage, arranged marriage, alcoholism, housewife bucky, mechanic steve, mpreg, society deems it acceptable for alphas to cheat, sexisim, happy ending, stucky end game, drama and romance, darkish steve rogers (he's a bit of an asshole but he gets better), post-serum steve rogers, bearded steve rogers, insecure steve rogers, bucky barnes feels, bucky barnes needs a hug, possessive steve rogers, attempted non-con, married steve rogers/bucky barnes, steve's parents are alive, Joseph rogers is a piece of shit, toxic masculinity, crossdressing, feminization, macho bad boy steve rogers, soft bucky barnes, tattooed steve rogers, top!steve rogers, bottom!bucky barnes, Omega!bucky barnes, Alpha!steve rogers

[virgothozul]

[gingerreggg]

HC/AU where Joseph is actually a master at crossdressing and actually half-asses/messes up his disguises on purpose for shits and giggles. But when he's actually serious about it nobody, not Lisa Lisa, not Erina, not Suzie or even Caesar knows it's him. Smokey is the only one who realises. Joseph uses this for pranks sometimes, but nearly tripped the first time Caesar tried to flirt with his alias. Also, heels. Imagine Joseph on heels. He's beauty, he's grace, he'll stab his heel in your face.

OH YEAH OH FUCK YEAH

[missbaphomet]

10 characters who are not trans, they're just crossdressing:

Ryouji Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club)

Him (Powerpuff Girls)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Joseph Joestar (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club)

Luigi Mario (Mario Games and Comics)

Mulan Fa (Mulan)

Big Bad Wolf (Shrek)

Pleakley (Lilo and Stitch)

In conclusion: stop assuming GNC people are trans and stop reducing being trans to clothes

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS FROM VARIOUS DIFFERENT MEDIA

and the reasons why i like them

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JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

Noriaki Kakyoin - I just think he's neat

Risotto Nero - he's emo

Kars - HE'S HOT!!!!

Joseph Joestar - goofy as fuck

Josuke Higashikata - he's so silly it's unreal

Leone Abbacchio - depressed alcoholic? that's a favourite character right there

Caesar Zeppeli - I like him :]

Pannacotta Fugo - I think he's an interesting character (also because of phf)

Robert E.O Speedwagon - waifu

Diavolo - pathetic little bitch

Vinegar Doppio - pathetic little meow meow

Guido Mista - he's pretty chill, I like him

Ghiaccio - fuck dude why do I like all the angry ones

N'doul - i saw him and immediately liked him

Narciso Anasui - i could fix him.

Enrico Pucci - birthing hips

Okuyasu Nijimura - love me a dumb bitch

Rohan Kishibe - cunty

Foo Fighters - water

Hot Pants - please step on me

Diego Brando - DINOSAUR!!!

Johnny Joestar - he was really well written! also he looks like a twink

Yasuho Hirose - silly!!!

Josuke Higashikata8 - silly!!!

Santana - silly!!!

Wamuu - big man tits

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SCOTT PILGRIM

Matthew Patel - pathetic little emo (my favourite breed of man)

Scott Pilgrim - pathetic simp (me too)

Ramona Flowers - please step on me

Lucas Lee - himbo

Knives Chau - Silly!!!

Wallace Wells - he's an icon

Young Neil - Silly!!!

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STARDEW VALLEY

Sebastian - emo

Elliot - he has nice hair

Abigail - slay queen

Sam - silly!!!

Shane - depressed alcoholic

Krobus - silly!!!

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OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB

Tamaki Suoh - stupid blond bitch

Haruhi Fujioka - you go girl

Honey - cutie patootie

Mori - love me a good silent type

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CHAINSAW MAN

Denji - he's so relatable (i want to touch tits too)

Power - CAT LOVER

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UNDERTALE + DELTARUNE

Kris - non binary icon

Suzie - lesbian icon

Ralsei - icon

sans - haha funny skeleton guy

Papyrus - autistic icon

Flower - the flower

Toriel - love her

Alphys - lesbian icon

Undyne - lesbian icon

Mettaton - gay icon

Grillby - he's HOT (get it?)

Queen - feel like a fem queen

Lancer - an icon

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POKEMON

Ingo - haha funny train man with no memories

Emmet - haha funny train man

Pierce - emo

Raihan - silly!!!

Leon - silly!!!

Hop - silly!!!

Arven - :(

Melli - stuck up bitch

Adaman - "bisexuals are gonna love this guy"

Irida - silly!!!

Brock - simp

Allister - silly!!!

Jessie - girlboss

James - crossdressing icon

N - long hair

Volo - i HATED this guy at first, then thought "nvm he's cool"

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OMORI

Kel - silly!!!

Aubrey - auby

Hero - slay king

Mari - yippee!!!

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DIALTOWN

Randy Jade - pathetic

Phonegingi - GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH

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DAYSHIFT AT FREDDY'S

Dave - vegas

Jack - i like him

Dee - you go girl

Roger - baby

Harry - i like him

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

Glamrock freddy - way to go superstar

Funtime Freddy - same va as diavolo

Michael Afton - Michael Afton

William Afton - JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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WELCOME TO DEMON SCHOOL! IRUMA-KUN

Alice Asmodeus - gay icon

Clara Valac - silly!!!

Ameri Azazel - girlboss

Opera - non binary icon

Kalego Naberius - emo

Sabro Sabnock - HE'S GOT SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IT'S GREAT

Lied Shax - silly!!!

Shichiro Balam - gentle giant

General Furfur - same english va as diavolo

[ghelgheli]

The Stuff I Read in June/July 2023

Stuff I Extra Liked is Bold

I forgot to do it last month so you get a double feature

Books

Ninefox Gambit, Yoon Ha Lee

Heteropessimism (Essay Cluster)

The Biological Mind, Justin Garson (2015) Ch. 5-7

Sacred and Terrible Air, Robert Kurvitz

Wage Labour and Capital, Karl Marx

Short Fiction

Beware the Bite of the Were-Lesbian (zine), H. C. Guinevere

Childhood Homes (and why we hate them) by qrowscant (itch.io)

piele by slugzuki (itch.io)

بچه‌ای که شکل گربه میکشید، لافکادیو هرن

بچه های که یخ نزدند، ماکسیم گورکی

پسرکی در تعقیب تبهکار، ویلیام آیریش

Küçük Kara Balık, Samed Behrengi

Phil Mind

The Hornswoggle Problem, Patricia Churchland,  Journal of Consciousness Studies 3.5-6 (1996): 402-408

What is it Like to be a Bat? Thomas Nagel, (https://doi.org/10.4159/harvard.9780674594623.c15)

Epiphenomenal Qualia, Frank Jackson, Consciousness and emotion in cognitive science. Routledge, 1998. 197-206

Why You Can’t Make a Computer that Feels Pain, Daniel Dennett, Synthese, vol. 38, no. 3, 1978, pp. 415–56

Where Am I? Daniel Dennett

Can Machines Think? Daniel Dennett

Divided Minds and the Nature of Persons, Derek Parfit (https://doi.org/10.1002/9781118922590.ch8)

The Extended Mind, Andy Clark & David Chalmers, Analysis 58, no. 1 (1998): 7–19

Uploading: A Philosophical Analysis, David Chalmers (https://doi.org/10.1002/9781118736302.ch6)

If You Upload, Will You Survive? Joseph Corabi & Susan Schneider (https://doi.org/10.1002/9781118736302.ch8)

If You Can’t Make One, You Don’t Know How It Works, Fred Dretske (https://doi.org/10.1111/j.1475-4975.1994.tb00299.x)

Computing Machinery and Intelligence, Alan Turing

Minds, Brains, and Programs, John Searle (https://doi.org/10.1017/S0140525X00005756)

What is it Like to Have a Gender Identity? Florence Ashley (https://doi.org/10.1093/mind/fzac071)

Climbing towards NLU: On Meaning, Form, and Understanding in the Age of Data, Emily M. Bender & Alexander Koller (10.18653/v1/2020.acl-main.463)

On the Dangers of Stochastic Parrots: Can Language Models Be Too Big? 🦜 Emily M. Bender et al. (https://doi.org/10.1145/3442188.3445922)

The Great White Robot God, David Golumbia

Superintelligence: The Idea that Eats Smart People, Maciej Ceglowski

Misc. Articles

Ebb and Flow of Azeri and Persian in Iran: A Longitudinal Study in the City of Zanjan, Hamed Zandi (https://doi.org/10.1515/9783110694277-007)

WTF is Happening? An Overview – Watching the World Go Bye, Eliot Jacobson

Using loophole, Seward County seizes millions from motorists without convicting them of crimes, Natalia Alamdari

Punks, Bulldaggers, and Welfare Queens, Cathy J. Cohen, Feminist Theory Reader. Routledge, 2020. 311-323

Is the Rectum a Grave? Leo Bersani (https://doi.org/10.2307/3397574)

Why Petroleum Did Not Save the Whales, Richard York (https://doi.org/10.1177/2378023117739217)

‘Spider-Verse’ Animation: Four Artists on Making the Sequel, Chris Lee

Carbon dioxide removal is not a current climate solution, David T. Ho (https://doi.org/10.1038/d41586-023-00953-x)

Fights, beatings and a birth: Videos smuggled out of L.A. jails reveal violence, neglect, Keri Blakinger

Capitalism’s Court Jester: Slavoj Žižek, Gabriel Rockhill

The Tyranny of Structurelessness, Jo Freeman

Domenico Losurdo interviewed about Friedrich Nietzsche

Keeping Some of the Lights On: Redefining Energy Security, Kris De Decker

Gays, Crossdressers, and Emos: Nonormative Masculinities in Militarized Iraq, Achim Rohde

On the Concept of History, Walter Benjamin

Our Technology, Zeyad el Nabolsy

Towards a Historiography of Gundam’s One Year War, Ian Gregory

Imperialism and the Transformation of Values into Prices, Torkil Lauesen & Zak Cope

[smlkid]

Hello, I have a dare for all of them and a truth

Dare:

I dare them all to try to make a wig/doll hair

Truth:

What y'all favorite ice cream?

Cody: Oh crap, I regret doing this with yal already..

Joseph: Aww come on Dude, Do it for Me~.. *Wink*

Cody: *Red af* F-Fine! But only because We’re roomies now! >_<

Later..

Junior: Ughh.. This sucks..

Penelope: That’s because You made A Deku looking wig! I made Cute pigtails! >:P

Joseph: Why are we fighting over wigs Again?? Anyway, Here’s my Wig! It looks awesome! I mean, Its not much since it’s Just my wig for crossdressing but i still think it’s cool! :3

Cody: Way to Go Bab- I mean Joey..

Joseph: Hm?

*Truth*

Joseph: Honestly We pretty much Just like Rocky road- But I’m more Of a mint chocolate chip kinda Dude!

Cody: Noted..

Joseph: What was That dude?

Cody: Uhh.. I mean Goated!!

Joseph: Hm, Okay then!

(I tired-)

Junior and Penelope: Simp.

[kira-kween]

Chapter Two Glossary

for Wining and Pining (a Caejose/Gyjo fic)

Keep this open while you’re reading for translations to the Italian (and French) words and phrases used in the story!

Here's a link to chapter one glossary. btw I'm not going to repeat translations for things from chapter one.

Italian Glossary:

Rilsassati: Relax

lo farò, te lo prometto: I will, I promise

GM: short for grazie mille (thanks a million)

Sfogliatelle: sometimes just called sfoglia. It's a shell-shaped cream-filled pastry originating from the Campania region of Italy

Famiglia: family

Comare: godparent

Figlio mio: my son

Arlecchino: a famous harlequin/clown character from the Commedia dell' Arte Italian theater (he often crossdresses and was always my personal fave)

Giuseppino: a cheeky way of saying young Giuseppe, which is the Italian version of the name Joseph

Il matrimonio: marriage

Confetti: Italian confetti are different from the colourful paper kind. Literally translating to 'candied,' they are sugar coated almonds given out at weddings. The almond symbolizes the bitter-sweetness of marriage and the beginning of a new life.

Molto facile: very easy

Cognato: brother in law

Festa: party

Buon Natale a tutti!: Merry Christmas everyone!

Presepio: Italian nativity scene. More about the important history of it here

Zi'Anto! Dov è Gèsu?: Slang for "Aunt Antonia, where's Jesus?"

Nel cassetto, amore mio: In the drawer, my love

Sambuca e castagne: Sambuca and chestnuts (yuuuuum)

Figlioletto, aspetta!: little child/little son, wait! Figlioletto is a common term of endearment, a more cutesy way of saying figlio

Mi scusi: Sorry/Excuse me

Benvenuto à Casa Zeppeli!: Welcome to the Zeppeli House!

FIFA CAMPIONI DEL MONDO 2006/FORZA AZZURRI! UEFO EURO 2022: Basically just soccer jargon. Every Italian I know has some variation of these posters up in their homes because soccer is essentially a religion to us

Orsachiotto: Little bear

~

French Glossary for Polnareff:

Oh non!: oh no!

Putain de merde!: Fucking shit!

Desolée: Sorry