#croopped

[croagunkguy]

Epic pic of me and my little croagunk man taken by the one and only Allie, super based. Gotta love Allie, ballin' around with thos cameras and shiz. Literally a tech genius. She is gonna make like, the best mobies that this world has ever seen before. Ayoo, Allie can Croagunk be in your movies?? He has some sick moves not even gonna lie. He knows like, poke-karate.

[bangcakes]

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[bejeweledblondie]

Mockingbird

Simon “Ghost” Riley x F! Reader

Summary: Your little baby girl has started to run a fever, & only Simon can give her the comfort she needs

A/N: So a lil fun fact about me I’m actually a Mrs. Riley (no I’m not kidding) & those photos made by the incredibly talented @ave661 have made my baby fever kick in so badly especially when hearing people use “Baby Riley” & seeing all the men my husband is serving with currently put their little ones in the cutest baby gear isn’t helping it 😭

Warnings: none

Two days. You hadn’t gotten a full nights sleep in two days. Your breasts ached from not being pumped consistently & your little one wouldn’t latch due to the croop cough that been making her feel miserable. You had contacted the pediatrician to see what you could do to help your wailing baby. Since the croop was common in babies all you could do was give her medicine & try to soothe her. Her cries were starting to make you emotional. You felt her whole body tense as she coughed. Tears started to fall as her cries echoed off of the walls of the nursery. Today Simon was coming home from a training exercise, & thankfully he was the one thing that without fail could soothe her.

You had just given her some medicine & the taste really upset her.

“I know my sweet girl,” You told her. “Let me turn on the nebulizer.” You flipped on the little machine that was shaped like a giraffe, a baby gift you were now thankful for. A steady stream of steam came out & you sat down in the rocking chair facing her towards the steam. Through her crying you hear the cough starting to break up. The sound of the door opening made you sit up more & you hear him taking off his combat boots.

“Love?” He said as he walked up the stairs.

“I’m in the babies room.” You replied. He walked in still in his combat pants, & uniform t-shirt. “She won’t stop crying baby, I don’t want to do.”

“Give her to me love, I’m in need of some daddy daughter bonding time.” He said. Your daughter immediately stopped wailing & cooing in the arms of her father. Her little arms reaching for his face. “You missed your daddy didn’t you?” He asked her. Her little hand wrapping around his index finger. “Come on love let’s let your mummy rest & let’s take a bath.”

“Thank you,” You mouthed to him & turned off the humidifier. You gave him a kiss & then walked into your shared bedroom. Your body felt instant relief as soon as you laid down. Slumber consumed you very quickly & you fell into a deep sleep.

Simon had taken your baby girl into the bathroom, & started a warm bath for her. She let out a wicked wet cough, & her whole body shook with each one she let out. He placed her in the bath & by the look in her eyes Simon could tell it was providing comfort for her. The steam from the water lingering in the air mixed with washing away the thin layer of sweat that came from the fever soothed her.

“I bet that probably feels better my love.” He said as he started to wash her sandy blonde locks. Her eyes rolled to back of her head as he massaged the baby shampoo into her scalp. He took the empty cup beside him & filled it with the water from the tub to rinse out the shampoo. Her eyes started to close & her mouth was slightly open admitting little snores. Simon smiled at his daughter, she was the most precious thing in his life (other then you of course.) He was first initially apprehensive about being a father, but after she was born he couldn’t imagine not being one. She was fully passed out in the baby bath tub by the time he went to drain the water.

He wrapped her small little body in a warm towel & brought her into the nursery. Gently he laid her down on the changing table & started to apply some lotion to her body. His large hands massage it into her skin making her smile in her sleep from the relaxing sensation. He gently tugged on her chubby legs stretching her. Simon read it once in a baby book that it was good to stretch your baby out to help with their flexibility & he’s done it every night he’s home. Usually she’s wiggly & he has to hand her the lotion bottle to stay preoccupied but she was tuckered out.

He applied some baby powder to & put a nice clean fresh diaper on her. She was started to breath heavier from the cough. Her little body started to stir & he turned on the humidifier for her. He pressed her small frame into his chest. Her little face was smushed up against his chest. A little bit of drool started to pool onto his chest. He sat down in the steam with her & her little body wasn’t trying as hard to breath. His large hand that held her to his chest started to rub small circles on her little back. Once she was fully relaxed again he placed her in the crib. He reached into the crib & placed her favorite pacifier in her mouth. She immediately took to it & he ran a finger over her flushed cheeks.

“Sleep tight my sweet girl.” He quietly said & turned on her night light. After he took a shower himself washing away all the grime & sweat from the strenuous training exercise he endured he crawled into bed with you. You felt his body eclipse you as he laid down. Slowly you turned to face him eyes still heavy. He pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead. “Go back to sleep my love she’s all settled.” He softly whispered. You laid your head down on your pillow, & he did the same letting sleep consume the both of you.

[cailaventog]

Back I am, now with a wallpaper for my friend @jupiter-reimagined and their lovely oc/persona (I dunno at this point) Jupiter!

This is a cropped version since I was not a fan of the empty space it had in the original (by request), so for my own aesthetic pleasure its crooped.

It was a fun piece to do, took me 3 days to realise it since I didn't know how to draw a lion or even composition it, a educative experience.

The ref sheet made by @jupiter-reimagined

[miscellaneouswordstoread]

@tawnysoup 's litter 🐈? Croop 🦠? Thing?

[tar-dar]

This is the plot of Clear Sky... right??? (crooped version below)

[haroith]

Halfling archers

New regiment and they are very special guests here. Before current Revolution-edition Warmaster wood elves list requires 3 units of archers per 1000pts. How could I make them different and interesting? Hey, armybook said that Lumpin Croop's Fighting Cocks used to join wood elves. Moreover I had them in my 28mm WE army. Only one problem was here: WarpMinis made halflings with crossbows, but I needed archers. And today I have unique halflings! They can count as ordinary archers (who can stop me?), or they can be Famous Mercenaries with fresh version of rules. After Forest Dragon's minis they feel simple detailed, but it is still hard to paint orange jackets.

[jellogram]

What is it about typos that makes everyone lose their mind. Our cropping tool at work has been misspelled as "croop" for a while and now it's just like, how we say crop. We call it crooping. And I sincerely believe this a forgotten way that language evolves and we probably use all kinds of words that started off as typos or slipped tongues.

[gwyoi]

Cus when we crying and pooping we crooping

[mamabear32]

mama m sick :( i hav a croop coff n my nose is weawwy stuffy n my hed huts. i no hav covid bu i been sick sinse new year eve n m tiwed a bein sick :(

I’m so sorry sweetheart, being sick is the worst!! Here’s a couple things you can do to feel better:

Take a nice hot shower or bath! Not only will you be clean, but the steam will help to clear out your sinuses and your lungs.

Stay hydrated! Drink some Gatorade, water, or juice. Your body is losing a lot of fluids and electrolytes so you need to replace them!

Let your self rest! Don’t push yourself too far honey, your body needs lots of quiet time and softness right now and that’s okay.

I hope you feel better soon 💕💙

[chapadax]

- uma roupa para o primeiro encontro?

saia e crooped,sem calcinha claro e sem sutia também 😈

[salygirl]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Crooped sweater.

[jhon-the-cat-follower]

STORY of theon (yellow cat)

Disclaimer

This story is fan-made it isnt canon

He was born in a village of darkwood his family was Made of the mom dad and theon he was a very loved by the whole village since he was teached how to make camelia flowers that the girls liked he was also a great follower of Leshy since Leshy was the god of the village he was recognized by the god of chaos himself thanks to the camelia collars that he Made Leshy blessed him in exchange of the collars he acepted the deal and Leshy also thaught him a good way of harvesting croops so he could help in his village he did that for more than 5 years untill one day his mother gave birth to his little brother everyone loved him thanks to his good carisma and he was very gentle whit everyone the baby was loved in the village but thankfully theon was still loved since he was the best farmer in all of darkwood he helped his whole village since he was hired to help in other villages everything went good

Untill one day when theon came back from helping another village he was left devastated the ruler of the village didnt want to pay a tax Made to protect the village thanks to that heretics came and burned his whole village down there was no-one alive he was shocked but one heretic saw him and hited him and Made him unconsious he was carried to Leshy domain to decide his faith Leshy inmediatly told his followers to sacrifice him theon wanted to talk to Leshy so he could be spared but the heretics didnt let him so they carried him to the sacrifitial altar but in that moment the lamb saved him and indoctrinated him into the cult

He was the 7th follower of the cult for the first days he wouldnt talk to anyone untill the lamb defeated Leshy he was SO happy whit that, he started talking and his trauma was gone he was sure that nothing could hurt him now he ended up forgiving Leshy when he was indoctrinated to the cult

[tkarolinedepmarques]

Eu e o azulinho.

Aqui, na minha parentela, nós combinamos de cada casa em família, estarmos representando uma cor no dia das mães. E, nós ficamos com a cor azul claro. (Foi uma luta para eu achar um look nessa cor no meu guarda roupa)

Por fim... Fiz isso, gostaram?

...SIM! ESSE "CROOPED" É UMA SAIA PAREÔ (Uma saia para cobrir o corpo durante a caminhada até a praia)

📷 12/05/2024

[mily234]

Crooped de Crochê para Boneca Bebê@milyartesanatoecroche6247

[enigmalestari]

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