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A lot of drugs, a lot of shrugs, not a lot of words
#art#sketches#one piece#sir crocodile#donquixote doflamingo#dofuwani#donquixote rosinante#3rd wheeling this whole mess for some reason#sorry cora#here's my hc that dof hates cigars' smell but tolerates/likes cigarettes' smell#crocodile smokes directly in his face to piss him off#dof pretends he hates it but truth is 20+ years of cocaine abuse make is so that he doesn't really smell anything anymore#push-pull doomed yaoi at its finest#i'm so normal abt them godddd
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Devon and the Wolf
CW: Violence, death, heavy swearing, firearms
The wolf ducked down under cover, gunfire peppering his position. He thought on the last few hours, the discovery of his mate dead on the floor, used and riddled with scratches, bites, stabs. He thought of the note left on her chest, carved with a blade and inviting him to look for the culprit.
He had known it was a trap, but he knew they didn't know who he was. Ex military, two tours in Dornum during the revolution, moved to Ferus for simpler life. And they had taken that from him. And so he had stormed their compound, killed his way through to the courtyard, and was currently pinned down by several thugs. A few more minutes passed and the gunfire stopped with a shout.
"Hold your damn fire, why the hell are you shooting at a fuckin wall? Ain't gonna hit the bastard through that, did you really think your piddly peashooters could break through that? This was Kaleb's place remember? Shit's bulletproof."
As the gunfire stopped, the wolf took his chance, raising up and firing at the first target he saw. Firing at the possum in front of the rest, he growled, about to fire at the next, only to freeze in realization that the man he just shot was entirely unharmed. Instead, the bullet had connected with the crocodile behind him. The opossum grinned, laughing at him.
"Come on, guy! You gave my men a run for their money and you can't even scratch me?"
The wolf snarled, firing a few more rounds at the cocky leader, watching him Dodge them all, almost as if he knew their trajectory before they'd even fired.
With each bullet dodged, the opossum stepped closer. Shot after shot he dodged, his men laughing all the while. Their leader was an entertainer, in their eyes, and this was the best show in a while. Finally, the opossum reached the wolf. The wolf lunged, swinging for the man in front of him. He missed, and the possum lifted his knee into the wolf's stomach hard. He felt something sharp dig in against him and groaned. He felt the impact of the other man's fists colliding downward on his back as his knee rose and fell again and again, that same sharp pain piercing the wolf's stomach with each collision.
The possum laughed, finally letting the wolf drop to the ground. Glancing up, he saw metal studs along the possum's pants. So that was what he had felt. He tried to raise his gun, only to have it kicked from his hand by the leader. With a sharp, toothy grin, the possum leaned down and laughed at him.
"See, the problem with hot shots like you is ya think just cause ya serve a little time overseas, ya got balls'a steel and bones made outta diamond. Well bit of a news flash buddy. Diamond don't scratch, but it sure as shit breaks easy!"
He let out a laugh as he stood up straight, stomping down hard on the wolf's shoulder blade with a sickening crunch. A barrage of sharp pains flooded the wolf's body, focused in the upper left of his back. He felt splinters of bone digging into muscle, and fire brewed in the wounds. He felt tears run down his cheeks, and his heart raced.
The possum let out another laugh. "Look at this, fellas! Big bad soldier man cryin' over a lil shoulder stomp? I thought ya might be a little more entertainin' than that, pal. Aight, let's get this over with. Ain't got all day to be fuckin' with two bit dumbasses like this guy."
The wolf looked up, snarling at the possum. He struggled to his knees, sitting back and staring down the other man. "My name...Is Evan Ga-" He was swiftly cut off by a gunshot echoing through the room. The possum stood there, a bored expression on his face as he held his Bolt handgun, smoking and pointed directly at the wolf.
"An' I'm Devon. Fuckin'. Masters. Got better things to do with my time than learn some piss-ant's name."
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TMNT Crossover Jurassic Park Chapter 3 featuring OC Raphaella
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What the fuck it can talk!
Then I see something moving behind us it is weird like it was invisible. "Fuck its masked" I whisper to Leo he nods and we both look at the thing who slowly appears. It is a gigantic white and looking kinda like a gigantic crocodile mixed with a T-Rex. The saurier walks directly to us and attack our glass ball with its claws. It started to rip open the ball making the trees fall to the sides. Leo throws a smoke bomb and we both jump out running in to the jungle hidding in trees. Waiting for the predator to become our pray.
As we sat there waiting for it to come, it attacked my tree making it fall down with me. Groaning I roll myself up and start running, the white t-rex mix close behind me. It is fast but I am faster so its loses me and I get up on a tree to look around before I pulling out my phone to call Donnie.
"Shit is going down Don a big dino is on the lose here and tried to kill Leo and me we got separated get the others we will have dino steak for dinner to night" I tell him smirking before I end the call.
Jumping from tree to tree to follow the big white girl. Not long and I find her fighting with a another dino. Fuck, I think its called Ankylosaurus not sure. That is awesome to watch but I am more interested in the boys inside the glass ball once again this teen and his younger brother. I get down in one of the bushes getting ready to attack her as she kills the dino and notices the boys because of a stupied phone call I know this phones arent life safer but killer, I growl under my breath as the white lady starts to play nut cracker with the glass ball. Growling I throwing my last gasball in to her face to take away her sight to help the brothers to run away I run right behind them as the big white dino breaks through the trees running fast behind us. We get to a waterfall and both start to discuss about jumping. I push them in and jump after almost getting snatched by the big snout by pulling my head in my shell. It hurts but sometimes safes my life like this time!
We stay under water for some time the older brother is holding the younger down for a while before we quick swim to edge to pull ourselves out.
"Ya are okay kids?" I ask them to make sure all was alright. Both nod and I smirk before I help them up. "Lets get the hell out of here" I tell them as we hear the dino growling father away. While we walk I start talking to them asking their names. Zach the teen and Gray the little boy. "We know who you are, you are Raphaella the rebel queen of the turtles team there are rumors you where once a male and got changed by a accident by your brother Donatello" Gray tells me I chuckle. "Yeah well the accident was my fault actually. I smashed some things in the lab and got some of the stuff on me and puff I am a hot turtle babe" I tell him smirking. "Super hot" I hear the teen one look at him and he quick looks away.
After walking for a while we reach something weird some kinda hidden building masked between high trees with really high walls and some military guards standing before it. "What the fuck are they doing here?" asks the Teen as we go down behind bushes. "Whatever it is the public is not allowed to know that" I whisper back to them and growl as we hear the growl of the big lady coming closer. "Fuck, we have no choice we need to get in there and find a car or something" I explain the kids while pulling them with me out of the bushes.
"Who is there?" the military guys put their weapons up I hold my hands up with the kids. "Names Raphaella I am one of the turtles ya have a big problem here" I tell the man who kept holding us at distance with his mashine gun. "I have no idea what you talking..." "We have a code 19!" a man came running through the door of the building. I sniff the air and grab the kids run for the door right at this the saurier lady breaks through the trees and attacks the shooting soldiers I had no time to help them I need to get the kids safe back to their aunt. I run with them past the soldiers through the building but suddenly the teen stops and shows me a big enclosure with high walls and a glass roof.
"What the fuck?" I stare at it then the dino breaks in and I had to break down the door running with the kids to the wall letting them climb while I run away from the lady trying to lead her away from the kids. But that bitch hits me with its tail and throws me up in the air directly through the glass roof. Groaning I pull my self back in my shell to protect myself from the hard landing.
Sounds seeming far away reach my ears as I came back to myself. "Fuck..." I groan and stand up feeling the crack in my shell and see some blood on the floor where I laid. The screams and shoots where still heard. "Fuck I hope the kids are okay" I shake my head and start walking keeping my eyes and ears open in case something want a piece of me.
"WAAAH!" a scream of the younger one made me run I break through the bushes only to stop staring confused at the dinosaur who stares right back at me.
"What the fuck? Did they got their hands on mutagen or something?!" I whisper while playing a staring contest with the human like looking t-rex.
His skin bluish grey with human like arms and hands with claws, his snout was shorter then by the original T-Rex. He is taller than Donatello lot more muscles then any of my bros only clad with some kinda ripped brown pants his feet where the same as the normal dinosaurs and he had a tail like the orginal too.
"Okay come to me big guy. Yeah you dont want the kids you want me" I decided to make him focus on me while gesturing the kids to get up the tree.
Meanwhile with the others:
Leo find his way back and comes at the right time as Don and Mikey talk with Owen Grady some dino expert and Claire the aunt of the kids. They talk with her about missing her nephews. Leo offers his help with his brothers to safe them beside that he tells them about me missing too so they let them go with them. Fearless orders Donnie and Mikey to stay with April and help the people here if something happens.
"Be careful dudes!" Mikey tells them and hugged his angelcakes tightly to him. "You heard him" she says them while Leo nodded and Donnie smilled. "You promise the same April, Mikey and Don. No worries I bring her safe back" Leonardo promises them. "Okay Leo in case here is a tracker I put on all of our weapons one in case we need help but not able to call someone" our genius explains and activates the tracker for Leo to follow it.
Back to me:
The Dino kept staring at me but slowly made his way over to me. "Thats fine, come to mama" I said while pulling slowly my sai out to fight this thing. "You are female" he shocks me as he starts to talk making me I almost drop my weapons. "What you can speak!" I whisper and back away as he gets closer. It sniffs the air. "You smell and look not like me" he talks again his voice is deep and gives me goosebumbs all over. "Yeah thats because I am turtle and not a dinosaur" I start to talk with the guy he looks confused and puts his head to the side. A growl coming closer stops our small talk. "Fuck white lady is back kids we need to go!" I shout at the tree and start running over helping them down quick and run with them while the dino guy runs with us. "Look like he wants to come with us" The teen tells me I look at the dino who looks back at me. "No eating humans" I tell him and he looks at me growling. "I know that!" "Fine calm down do you have a name Sharp-T?" I ask him while running. "Sharp-T" he answers me.
Damn this sexy voice!
"I like the name" the littly guy smiled and the Dino guy did the same imitating him.
We get to the door and the soldiers stop us. "You will not take our productX12229 with you" one of them said. "He is not longer your problem I told them and attack them defeading them easly making them run to their cars and drive away.
"WAIT! HEY! THIS ARE KIDS! TAKE AT LEAST THEM WITH YOU COWARDS!" I scream at them growling as I was left with the boys, the dino mutant and the beast behind us.
"No time to lose lets just run and hope we find some other secret shit with cars" Zach tells us we and start running again.
After a while we find a abadoned building and get inside. "This must be left from the old park!" Gray says while Zach and I made torches out of a piece of cloth and a bone, walking through the building. Sharp-T kept walking beside me and getting closer. I want to tell him to fuck off, as he gets behind me and start to lick the blood from my scratch. "Did humans hurt you?" he asks me while licking shiver and get goosebumbs all over my skin. "Stop that!" I growl and push him back making him growl back at me. "It was the beast we run from with her stupid tail and you cant go around and lick other people!" I tell him pissed of and follow the boys through the building to jeeps but they where old and of course didnt worked. "Fuck, when you need Donnie the most he is not here!"
Same Time with Donatello and Co.
"Hatschi!" Don sneezes loud and rubs his nose a shy voice behind him says "Bless you" Quick he turns around to look at the girl he couldnt stop staring at all this time. She stand there looking at him with chocolate brown eyes. Making him feel a prickling feeling in his stomach. "Thank you Miss" he smiled shyly blushing down at her. "I am...Angelly" she introducced her self to him. "D-Donatello!" he almost shouted in her face. "Short Don or Donnie wich ever you prefer to call me hehe" "Donnie are you named after... Donatello the painter of the renaissance" both said at the same time blushing darkly after it.
Mikey and April watching them grinning. "They look cute together only hope this all will go well for Raphie and the kids. Do you think she find them and will protect them?" Mikey asks the beauty in his arms worried. "Dont worry we know Raphie she is stubborn, strong and determinded. She is already with the kids on the way to us" April smiles always knowing what to tell her orange masked lover to calm him down and cheer him back up. "Thanks babe needed to hear that" he kissed her head and nuzzled her cheek.
Inside thought she hoped this dino didnt managed to get to the guests of the park so many innocent lifes who would have been lost. And for sure she would make a report about this! If they surive this so the one in fault pay the price for their actions!
@tmntwhat-you-get-is-what-you-see, @thelostandforgottenangel
#tmnt crossover jurassic world#oc raphaella#special Oc Angelly#leonardo#donatello#mikey x april#zach#gray#owen grady#claire#indominus rex#oc sharp-t#mutagen?#more hidden experiments?#blood#angst#pic google search
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