#critical role sexywoman tournament

[gaygoetia]

Stage 1 of the Tumblr Sexywoman Tournament 2023 is complete!! See the results here.

It's time for the finals!

PS sorry for coming back to this so late. Life has been hectic.

*All artwork sourced from the Critical Role Wiki.

[gaygoetia]

THE RESULTS ARE IN! as of 2 weeks ago, sorry

Time to reveal the results of Stage 1 of the Critical Role Sexywoman Tournament (the main campaigns)

CAMPAIGN 1 - VOX MACHINA

👑 In 1st place with over 50% of the vote, we have VEX'AHLIA DE ROLO.

🥈Coming in at 2nd place with 14% of the vote we have Exandria's third-favourite red tiefling Zahra!

🥉And in a respectable 3rd place we have the evil wizard just too sexy to stay dead - it's Delilah Briarwood!

You can see the full breakdown of results below:

CAMPAIGN 2 - THE MIGHTY NEIN

👑 In 1st place with 31% of the vote, we have Wildemount's most celebrated MILF, Marion Lavorre, the Ruby of the Sea (the best lay ever!)

🥈She's here, she's queer and she's fucked more guest characters than any other PC. Pop-popping her way into 2nd place with a solid 20% of the vote we have Beauregard Lionett!

🥉She's also here, she's also queer and she's in 3rd place. Coming in at 15% of the vote it's Yasha Nydoorin.

You can see the full breakdown of results below:

CAMPAIGN 3 - BELL'S HELLS

👑 In what was by far the most contentious poll of the three, Planerider Ryn powered through to 1st place with 35.6% of the vote. What's sexier than Wizards? Nothing! Especially in this gorgeous artwork by Keira James (@workbystarlight on twitter)

🥈In 2nd place with 28.9% of the vote, it's the the mischevious fey with titties bigger than her marsupial pouch, the one, the only, Fearne Calloway.

🥉Just narrowly beating out her undead life partner with 14.8% of the vote, it's bubblegum-haired sorceress Imogen Temult.

You can see the full breakdown of results below:

Watch this space to see our winners duke it out in The Critical Role Sexywoman Tournament Finals, coming soon.

[gaygoetia]

THE RESULTS ARE IN!

Time to reveal the results of Stage 2 of the Critical Role Sexywoman Tournament

EXANDRIA UNLIMITED

👑 Demolishing the competition like she demolished the Tree of Names, Laerryn Coramar-Seelie blasts into 1st place with an impressive 38% of the vote.

🥈As seen in this stunning artwork by Joma Cueto on Twitter, Bolo from Aeor's bewitching charm has earned her 2nd place and 15% of the vote.

🥉Coming in third with 12% of the vote, a woman so hot she is literally on fire, it's the gorgeous Fy'ra Rai.

You can see the full breakdown of results below:

CHARACTERS I MISSED - PART 1

👑 She's large and in charge and she's in 1st place with 28.2% of the vote: it's certified MILF, Gelidon, the Nightmare in Ivory (art by KageSatsuki)

🥈In 2nd place, it's the morally ambiguous nonbinary changeling Yu all know and love, coming in hot with 17.6% of the vote.

🥉Part of a proud line of sexy De Rolo's, we have Cassandra in 3rd place with a respectable 13.7% of the vote.

You can see the full breakdown of results below

CHARACTERS I MISSED - PART 2

👑 Best known for being Beau's sexy and mysterious mentor, nonbinary icon Dairon is in 1st place with 24.6% of the vote.

🥈Close behind, it's Narrative Telephone icon and love of my life D$nise (the best Critical Role character who's never been in a single episode) in 2nd place with an impressive 22% of the vote.

🥉And in 3rd place, continuing a proud tradition of sexy tieflings, it's Shadycreek girlboss Ophelia Mardoon

You can see the full breakdown of results below

Check out the results for Part 1 (The Main Campaigns) here and don't forget to vote for the ULTIMATE CRITICAL ROLE SEXYWOMAN in the Critical Role Sexywoman Tournament finals.

[gaygoetia]

The Critical Role Sexywoman Tournament 2023

A couple of people have asked me why I'm not doing a Tournament-style system for my Critical Role Sexywoman polls.

The answer to this is that I AM actually doing a Tournament style system - only in a different way to how it's usually done.

How it's going to work

There will be, in total, SIX* polls.

This will begin with the following:

Round 1 - Ladies of Vox Machina

Round 2 - Ladies of the Mighty Nein

Round 3 - Ladies of Bell's Hells

Round 4 - Ladies of CR Oneshots I couldn't fit in the 3 campaign polls

Round 5 - Ladies of EXU

*I may decide to do an additional seventh poll of any characters I couldn't fit into previous polls but wanted to.

EDIT: Having looked through the full list of oneshots I think it would be a struggle to narrow down to 10 worthy contenders so there will now be *TEN ROUNDS* in total. The additional 5 rounds will be as follows:

Round 6 - Laura Bailey Oneshot Characters

Round 7 - Marisha Ray Oneshot Characters

Round 8 - Ashley Johnson Oneshot Characters

Round 9 - The Boys* Oneshot Characters (*Travis, Liam, Tal, Sam and Matt)

Round 10 - Other Oneshot Characters

I'll then do a FINAL SEXYWOMAN SHOWDOWN poll containing the winners of each of the previous polls.

The winner of THAT poll will be crowned the

👑ULTIMATE CRITICAL ROLE SEXYWOMAN 👑

Why did I choose to do the tournament this way?

Quite frankly I have neither the time nor the patience to make a million one-on-one polls and with fewer polls with more options I personally find it easier to keep track of them all.

To conclude

Anyway that's everything I can think of that's important for me to include in this post. I'll update the tags for each poll as I go so if you're wondering where to find the polls all in one place, it's here!

👑 MAY THE SEXIESTWOMAN WIN! 👑

[gaygoetia]

The Critical Role Sexywoman Tournament 2023 *updated*

The original overview post got a little cluttered and confusing because I kept changing things so this is a hopefully simpler version for you (and me) to keep track of the Tournament!

STAGE 1

The polls are broken down as follows:

The Main Campaigns

Campaign 1 - Vox Machina

WINNER: Vex'halia

(12/2/23)

Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein

WINNER: The Ruby of the Sea

(12/2/23)

Campaign 3 - Bell's Hells

WINNER: Planerider Ryn

(12/2/23)

SEE A DETAILED BREAKDOWN OF THE RESULTS HERE

The Oneshots

Laura Bailey Oneshot Characters

WINNER: Grelnok (Elder Scrolls: Blackwood) (12/2/23)

Marisha Ray Oneshot Characters

WINNER: Arabella (UnDeadwood) (12/2/23)

Ashley Johnson Oneshot Characters

WINNER: Damien (The Darrington Brigade) (12/2/23)

Other Oneshot Characters (part 1)

WINNER: Lieve'tel (The Search for Grog (12/2/23)

Other Oneshot Characters (part 2)

WINNER: Sasha (Cinderbrush) (12/2/23)

Misc

Exandria Unlimited

WINNER: Laerryn (EXU Calamity) (12/2/23)

Anyone I forgot in previous polls (part 1)

WINNER: Gelidon (Campaign Two) (12/2/23)

Anyone I forgot in previous polls (part 2)

WINNER: Dairon (Campaign Two) (12/2/23)

SEE A DETAILED BREAKDOWN OF THE RESULTS HERE

STAGE 2 - Finals (NOW LIVE)

The final two polls will be broken down as follows:

Battle of the Oneshots

The winners of the 5 Oneshot polls will compete to win the title of

👑 CRITICAL ROLE ONESHOT SEXYWOMAN 👑

The winners of the remaining 5 polls will compete to win the title of

👑 ULTIMATE CRITICAL ROLE SEXYWOMAN 👑

VOTE HERE NOW

What Next?

What better way to decide which poll/tournament I should do next than with ✨more polls✨

Which Poll or Tournament Should I do next?

Vote now on your phones!

[gaygoetia]

The Critical Role Sexywoman Poll is of course still ongoing but I'm already thinking ahead! SO

Also I haven't put a poll option for it but if you have any suggestions feel free to comment, reply or DM me ✌️