#cristiano Ronaldo

[zayphia]

football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I can't believe Ronaldo is in an MLM

[sl0wdiver]

The Footyblr Political Matrix

Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.

Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:

Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?

and

Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?

These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.

Disclaimer

This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.

A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!

Best viewed on desktop!

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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"

[judesbway]

Jude Bellingham & Cristiano Ronaldo

[viejospellejos]

La reacción de la niña cuando toca a Cristiano para ver si es real:

[thesoccerfan]

[sp1nnenlilie]

I hope all madridistas sleep well tonight♡

Losing is a natural part of life. It's how we learn, grow, and find our way to success.

[arabellanextdoor]

she’s a future

football/soccer wag

[realmadridfamily]

"In my opinion Vinicius deserved to win the Golden Ball. It was unfair. I say it here, in front of everybody."

"Other issue for me is not important. If you deserve it, you should get it what you deserve."

Always on your team, boss 🫡

[oddvanilla]

i love football memes so much

[monjude]