#cristiano Ronaldo

[celine-dept]

Football Height Challenge 🙈🚀

SIIIUUUUUUUUU

[solidsmax]

Cristiano Ronaldo FATAL FURY: City of the Wolves

[demifiendrsa]

FATAL FURY: CotW × CR7｜Announcement Trailer

Cristiano Ronaldo Gameplay Trailer

Cristiano Ronaldo Gameplay Trailer (Japanese version)

Character overview

Cristiano Ronaldo (voiced by Juan Felipe Sierra in English, Masaaki Mizunaka in Japanese)

Fighting Style: Football + Martial Arts

Date of Birth: February 5

Blood Type: Unknown

Cherishes: Football, Family

Command List

One of the top football players in the world.

He uses his time off to visit South Town to hone his new football skills. The various techniques he has developed playing football make him an unstoppable force, even to seasoned fighters.

[judesbway]

Sir 🤭🫡

[zayphia]

football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I can't believe Ronaldo is in an MLM

[4pff]

[thesoccerfan]

[wouldyourecognizethisperson-poll]

[sl0wdiver]

The Footyblr Political Matrix

Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.

Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:

Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?

and

Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?

These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.

Disclaimer

This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.

A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!

Best viewed on desktop!

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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"

[sp1nnenlilie]

Producer said cut

But all they heard was serve cunt

[viejospellejos]

La reacción de la niña cuando toca a Cristiano para ver si es real:

[judesbway]

Jude Bellingham & Cristiano Ronaldo

[oddvanilla]

i love football memes so much

[arabellanextdoor]

she’s a future

football/soccer wag