#cristiano Ronaldo
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football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.
#football#soccer#euro 2024#euro cup 2024#spain nt#germany nt#france nt#portugal nt#world cup#copa america#copa américa 2024#argentina nt#fifa world cup#fifa#pedri#lionel messi#cristiano ronaldo#lamine yamal#neymar#antoine griezmann
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I can't believe Ronaldo is in an MLM
#not a dream#ronaldo#cristiano ronaldo#ronaldo tw#mlm#herbalife#multi level marketing#pyramid scheme
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The Footyblr Political Matrix
Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.
Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:
Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?
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Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?
These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.
Disclaimer
This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.
A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!
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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"
#mason mount#marcus rashford#declan rice#martin odegaard#trent alexander arnold#ruben dias#cristiano ronaldo#ben chilwell#christian pulisic#dominik szoboszlai#leah williamson#jude bellingham#andy robertson#darwin nunez#bukayo saka#son heung min#kylian mbappe#erling haaland#jadon sancho#kai havertz#karim benzema#jurgen klopp#jarrod bowen#leandro trossard#sarina wiegman#pep guardiola#harry kane#james maddison#carlo ancelotti#kieran tierney
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La reacción de la niña cuando toca a Cristiano para ver si es real:
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she’s a future
football/soccer wag
#・₊✧ she’s a wag series#❀˖°♡₊˚ my moodboards#moodboard#wag aesthetic#football wag#Real Madrid#fc barcelona#football x reader#jude bellingham x reader#wag#moodboard aesthetic#random moodboard#pedri x reader#gavi x reader#mbappe x reader#wags#georgina rodriguez#Ronaldo#cristiano ronaldo#antonella roccuzzo#Messi#future wags#current mood#moodboards#paulo dybala#kylian mbappe#robert lewandowski#anna lewandowska#vinicius jr#hala madrid
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i love football memes so much
#football#neymar#lionel messi#cristiano ronaldo#vinicius jr#erling haaland#jude bellingham#kylian mbappe#kai havertz#julian alvarez#football memes
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#🥺🥺🥺#jude bellingham#vinicius jr#kylian mbappe#karim benzema#cristiano ronaldo#gareth bale#real madrid
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Producer said cut
But all they heard was serve cunt
#real madrid#luka modric#sergio ramos#cristiano ronaldo#cr7 ronaldo#marcelo vieira#football memes#football#futbol
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