#crim chats

[crimsonfallers]

M!A

A top hat lands on your head!

COOL HAT: PART 2!!

I think I might start having a collection of magic anon hats now since this isn’t the first time this has happened.

[luthqrs]

#girls on screen !! JENNIFER JAREAU and PENELOPE GARCIA in CRIMINAL MINDS 1x21 | 'Secrets and Lies'

[batbrainrot]

guys please tell me those batman #148 leaks of jason dying again are fake. tell me they're fake right fucking now i can't fucking do this shit right now i'm off my meds

[snail-legs]

A little thank you/goodbye drawing of my dnd party! our campaign is ending soon so I wanted to make something to remember it by <3

[tenander]

Yes I too am playing BGIII.

Left is my current solo durge Ivy, right is my co-op tav Crim I play with @ophexis. The co-op is the one I primarily play (because I love the D&Ds with my bests), we're just past Last Light Inn.

Bonus: @ophexis' tiny tiny guy Kell having a great time with the rest of us maniacs and the horrors of the campaign itself

[sheericetorrent]

wait no i HAVE been draiwng but its sekaiju stupidity syndrome

i don't think potterror likes water, but crim gives it a try?

[lanciet]

AHHHH IDIOT GREY NAMES IN CHAT!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!

[britts-galaxy-brain]

So let me get this straight:

You, former friend of LO: liar, making shit up

Her ex girlfriend: abuser, making shit up

Courtney: abuser, making shit up, “no you”

Fans: demanding, annoying, making shit up

Josh: racist, groomer, making shit up

Former friends: probably groomers, racist, making shit up

Ant, Crim and Sai; transphobic, making shit up

Huh. That sure is a WHOLE LOT of people who are making shit up about you. Maybe they have a group chat, or get together once a month to talk about how to ruin the reputation of this single trans woman over drinks and pizza.

ORRRRR….you’re just a narcissistic asshole who can’t take a lick of criticism without throwing a bitch fit online ;3 and people have a problem with that ;3 and you’ve taken zero responsibility for the people you’ve hurt ;3 and they’re speaking up because now it’s safe to do so ;3

I forgot the saying, but it’s something equivalent to yelling at everyone in the room for stepping in dog shit without bothering to look down at your own shoes.

That's literally it. And not only is everyone "making shit up", we're somehow making up the exact same type of shit with no prior connections to each other.

So either we're all telepathically linked on a subconscious level and are weaving the same smear campaign against an uwu innocent woman, OR Occam's Razer, we've all had very similar experiences with her and she's guilty as shit.

[sillylilyposting]

Sounds like we have a salty baby in the chat

My take on their list from what I could remember and had seen:

The autism gang goes back over Crim and Ants lists with Sai as a judge (Before you say it she does actually disagree with more than a couple)

Ant & Crim actually makes their cases and have oh idk A DISCUSSION about media concepts instead of how lily does it which is make hot takes then defend them like her life would end if she thought about it.

But i guess if Lily actually strongly thought about something she'd assume it was a tumor (ZP reference)

So now say it with me folks!

*Lily!

[love-toxin]

This is golden. (Also I’m sorry this became long!!!) Angelface finding the group chat and deciding to up the ante though. Making the punishments fit the crime via teasing. Seeing how far they can go till someone makes a move on her. They wear shorter, more revealing outfits around the house, purposely turning their back, or bending over, or leaning onto the counter so their chest is squished up against their arms, and twisting their head for ages to talk to Steve, who’s trying desperately to not look at your perked out ass, long enough till you hear Robin putting her phone away after she ‘subtly’ takes a pic. Being much more ‘nosy’ to see what your roommates are doing on their phones, loving the panic that flashes across each of their faces like clockwork. Eddie literally throws his phone across the room that day. Makes sense, once you see the video taken during last nights slumber, he was uploading at the time.

Begging Steve for his special drinks, every night and day. Even after finishing one, you make sure to scoop your tongue so deeply around the cup, or the ice cream glass, getting some white whipped cream on your lips. Pulling needily on the hem of Steve’s shirt, while you beg him to make another one, because they just taste so good! And they make your tummy feel so full, for some reason. You read all his dirty little fantasies he posted, you always make sure to cup your tummy when swallowing his creations, more eagerly and noisily than before.

Asking Eddie if he can sleep in your bed tonight, and he obviously says yes, buying whatever excuse you give. You make sure to sleep in just your panties with your shirt. Cuddling up to Eddie by shuffling back closer, and being the little spoon, sitting your nearly bare ass on his thighs as you ask if this is okay. Smile facing the wall at the panicked way he says “yes!” Pretending to be ‘adjusting’ all night to get comfy, as you wriggle right into his crotch. Serves him right, how hard he has to try to not get noticeably hard. You also make sure to wear the tank top that lets your boobs roam free in your sleep, every single time.

Telling Robin you’ve got a bit of an oral fixation, making it sound like an innocent statement, for response to why now, you’re constantly randomly biting her out of nowhere. Just sinking your teeth into her shoulder, or her belly, or her arm, latching onto it and drooling around it. Mindlessly gnawing, or slobbering, for minutes. Stuffing your head deep into her lap, while you take her fingers and start nibbling on them too. You actually don’t even realise when you start sucking on them, clearly already part of your subconscious, until Robins rubbing her thighs, getting wet while you’re head is in her crotch, and you’re sucking her fingers. Having become her own Pavlovian response, that makes her want her fingers inside of her already. Her pussy leaking and throbbing, as you suckle warmly and wetly on her fingers in the quiet room. And she can’t move, because she’s scared of giving herself, and all of them, away

Asking Nancy to watch a movie with you in bed, and giving her a pillow to sit on because your ‘mattress is lumpy’. Putting on an almost porno movie though. As you watch her squirming, devolving into small humps against your pillow. She’s trying not to, but her hips just won’t stop rolling. And another day you give Nancy a very cute pout, asking if she can help you, only to tell her you think the dryers broken, because you put on your underwear and it was still wet. Pulling your skirt away to show her the panties you’re wearing, that you watched her rubbing herself in, and squirting through, in the video she shared with everyone but you that morning. You see her grab the table for relief, watching a professional smile rush across her face, smiling yourself because you get to watch your strong Nancy crumbling, as she promises she’ll get Steve to look at it for you. Leaving with a hand against her heart.

You make sure the punishments fit the crime. Until they get it, or they pounce

BROOOOOOOO I AM BITING THE TABLE!!!!!!! IM FUCKING FERAL RN UR BRAIN IS SO HUGE 😵‍💫😵‍💫💦💦💦 THROWING THEIR PHONES!!!! IM--

[crimsinned]

Jesus Christ! This chick was really out here just airing her business to everyone with ears wasn't she? Crim could understand yelling when it was needed, but in public? You had to leave something up to the imagination, no one wanted to work with a hard ass all the time, especially one who wouldn't pull a gun on you.

Then again he didn't know what this bitch was capable of. His sharks looked at him as if asking if they needed to have a chat with her, to which he waved them off. He didn't see much point in it.

Not unless she kept going.

Just enjoy the bourbon man. Just enjoy the cigar club and the jazz.

@hannah-the-small

[crimsonfallers]

M!A

You gain characteristics of an animal you have a personal connection to!

Wait why does my back feel heav-.

Oh my god. Wings. I have wings.

It’s probably because of my lifelong ornithology hyperfixation. I can’t tell what species they are but once I get to a mirror, I’ll try and discern what they are.

Guess I’m a griffon-girl now?

[noble-crimson]

Hello, new followers!

First off, I want to say a big thank you to everyone who has liked and reblogged my work, it totally means the world to this returning fanartist!

As a bit of celebration for almost hitting a milestone, here are some fun facts about me:

Name: Crim

Age: 28

Pronouns: She/Her They/Them

Nationality: 🇺🇸 (eh)

Birthday: Oct 8th 🎃

Favorite TADC characters: Jax (ofc), Pomni, and Kinger 🐰 🤡 👑 (outrageous that there isn’t a jester emoji)

Favorite TADC ships: Funnybunny, Abstragedy, Buttonblossom, Showtime, Checkmate

Other interests: Reading, origami, hiking, animated movies, movie soundtracks

My ask inbox is always open and I love chatting about headcanons and hearing your guys’ thoughts/opinions on all things TADC! (Might even draw for some of them if I feel so inclined hehe)

I hope your favorite item at the grocery store is always in stock and both sides of your pillow are always cool!

You guys rock, have a great day/night!

^Me @ all of you

[id-rather-be-an-outsider]

Fanboys

chapter 1: introductions

summary: y/n is moving into her new dorm at Jujutsu U!

word count: 755

a/n: thanks for waiting! I know a few people have gotten excited for this one :) let me know if you’d like to be added to the taglist!

Y/n pocketed her phone after checking her social media to see how well her recent sponsored post was doing, and double checked the number on the dorm unit. 507. Good. She opened the door, and sitting on the couch were two girls around her age, one with light brown hair, and the other with dark green hair. They both turned their heads, faces stoic, until they saw her keychain. “Hey, is that an Emile keychain?” The brunette asked, “You kind of look like Emile, actually.”

Y/n’s eyes darted to the right, thinking about a quick answer, but she knew it was already too late when she could feel herself smiling in embarrassment. “I, uhhh… I am… Emile.”

The brunette jumped up, and the green-haired girl slowly stood up beside her, excitement shining in the former’s eyes, interest in the latter’s. The brunette exclaimed, “No way! I listen to your music all the time!” She zipped over next to y/n, saying, “Nice to meet you, Emile, I’m Nobara, and this is Maki.”

“I can introduce myself!” The green-haired girl said, “Name’s Maki.”

Y/n laughed. I like these girls. “You can call me y/n, actually. Emile’s just my stage name. So, what should I do with my things? I don’t really have much.”

“Oh! You have your own room, and there’s a closet in there. We were going to leave the biggest one for you, but they’re all the same size, so it didn’t matter. Let me show you!” Maki flopped back down on the couch, and Nobara tugged y/n down the hallway to her room. It wasn’t large, but it was big enough that her recording equipment would fit, once she picked it up. She was worried about damaging it if she just jammed it in her brother’s car, so she planned to get a U-Haul to bring it after the first week of classes were over, just so she was ahead on her schoolwork. After Nobara helped y/n unpack what little she had in her suitcase, she ran to the bathroom, and y/n went out to the living room to chat with Maki some more.

When y/n took a seat next to her, Maki asked, “So, I take it you’re a Music major?”

Smiling with pride, y/n nodded. “Yep! What’s your major?”

Maki replied, “Well, I’m only a sophomore, so I can’t declare mine yet, but I’m going to go into Crim.”

“That’s interesting! What made you decide on Crim?” Y/n said, leaning forward. “No one at my high school ever expressed an interest in Crim except some of the really creepy true crime girls, but half of them didn’t graduate.” She frowned to herself. “It’s probably a good thing, though. I know I wouldn’t want one of them examining my body with complete apathy if I died tragically.”

Maki snorted. “That’s true. My reason is because I want to help people. I come from a family of really rich lawyers, with high-profile clients. I just kept seeing so many situations where some rich guy’s girlfriend mysteriously died, and somehow the police on the investigations botched things, or lost evidence. I didn’t want to be complicit in that kind of thing. I want to be a private investigator to help families. Of course, my family didn’t like that very much, so they cut me off, and now I’m here on my own merit, since I couldn’t get a dime of financial aid thanks to their tax bracket.”

Y/n was stunned. “Wow. That’s really inspiring, Maki! I wish I had a cool story like that, I’m just an idiot who got lucky with the algorithm.”

Maki blushed. “Luck has nothing to do with how good your music is, y/n. I like your songs.” She looked away, like she was embarrassed, and y/n’s smile spread from ear-to-ear.

“Thanks, Maki. Even though I’m proud of my work, it’s always just one of those things, where I get flustered because it’s my voice. You never really expect anyone to believe in you, you know?”

Maki looked up at her in surprise, mouth slightly agape. Softly, she said, “Yea, I know exactly what you mean.” The two of them exchanged an understanding grin. Two girls against the world. Unbeknownst to them, Nobara’s bathroom break consisted of not actually using the toilet, but telling the group chat all about how her favorite artist was talking to Maki and also is living with them for the next year.

label << masterlist >> catalogue >>> chapter 2

[crimsonender]

Dear Crim: 1) Thank you very much for the professor elm drawing! I love how you gave him a more cat eye, oval shaped frames, hope you post the full doodle page! 2) I'm glad in a way you'll stop covering lorch. It probably feels creatively and intellectually stifling covering such a black hole of a person. TBH even your minecraft footage in your lily vid was great 3) I still hope you, Ant and Sai collab, you have some great synergy

You can find the doodles on my server! But yeah definitely want to do more stuff with Sai and Ant, I love hanging out with them. We still have a group chat together for stuff. :3

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

Hey tumblypoos. I'm doing a Livestream on Sunday around 3PM EST about the grievances of trans men and the blindspot the queer community has with regards to trans masculine people. This will include a discussion and some exploration on the topic of transandrophobia.

There will be a call in section near the end for any guests to come be a part of. I would love to focus on trans people across all gender identities (trans men, trans women, and nonbinary people)

Here's my YouTube Channel!

We will be doing the calls through Discord. You can join my server here.