#crim chats

[crimsonfallers]

M!A

A top hat lands on your head!

COOL HAT: PART 2!!

I think I might start having a collection of magic anon hats now since this isn’t the first time this has happened.

[luthqrs]

#girls on screen !! JENNIFER JAREAU and PENELOPE GARCIA in CRIMINAL MINDS 1x21 | 'Secrets and Lies'

[batbrainrot]

guys please tell me those batman #148 leaks of jason dying again are fake. tell me they're fake right fucking now i can't fucking do this shit right now i'm off my meds

[snail-legs]

A little thank you/goodbye drawing of my dnd party! our campaign is ending soon so I wanted to make something to remember it by <3

[tenander]

Yes I too am playing BGIII.

Left is my current solo durge Ivy, right is my co-op tav Crim I play with @ophexis. The co-op is the one I primarily play (because I love the D&Ds with my bests), we're just past Last Light Inn.

Bonus: @ophexis' tiny tiny guy Kell having a great time with the rest of us maniacs and the horrors of the campaign itself

[sheericetorrent]

wait no i HAVE been draiwng but its sekaiju stupidity syndrome

i don't think potterror likes water, but crim gives it a try?

[lanciet]

AHHHH IDIOT GREY NAMES IN CHAT!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!

[crimsinned]

Jesus Christ! This chick was really out here just airing her business to everyone with ears wasn't she? Crim could understand yelling when it was needed, but in public? You had to leave something up to the imagination, no one wanted to work with a hard ass all the time, especially one who wouldn't pull a gun on you.

Then again he didn't know what this bitch was capable of. His sharks looked at him as if asking if they needed to have a chat with her, to which he waved them off. He didn't see much point in it.

Not unless she kept going.

Just enjoy the bourbon man. Just enjoy the cigar club and the jazz.

@hannah-the-small

[noble-crimson]

Hello, new followers!

First off, I want to say a big thank you to everyone who has liked and reblogged my work, it totally means the world to this returning fanartist!

As a bit of celebration for almost hitting a milestone, here are some fun facts about me:

Name: Crim

Age: 28

Pronouns: She/Her They/Them

Nationality: 🇺🇸 (eh)

Birthday: Oct 8th 🎃

Favorite TADC characters: Jax (ofc), Pomni, and Kinger 🐰 🤡 👑 (outrageous that there isn’t a jester emoji)

Favorite TADC ships: Funnybunny, Abstragedy, Buttonblossom, Showtime, Checkmate

Other interests: Reading, origami, hiking, animated movies, movie soundtracks

My ask inbox is always open and I love chatting about headcanons and hearing your guys’ thoughts/opinions on all things TADC! (Might even draw for some of them if I feel so inclined hehe)

I hope your favorite item at the grocery store is always in stock and both sides of your pillow are always cool!

You guys rock, have a great day/night!

^Me @ all of you

[id-rather-be-an-outsider]

Fanboys

chapter 1: introductions

summary: y/n is moving into her new dorm at Jujutsu U!

word count: 755

a/n: thanks for waiting! I know a few people have gotten excited for this one :) let me know if you’d like to be added to the taglist!

Y/n pocketed her phone after checking her social media to see how well her recent sponsored post was doing, and double checked the number on the dorm unit. 507. Good. She opened the door, and sitting on the couch were two girls around her age, one with light brown hair, and the other with dark green hair. They both turned their heads, faces stoic, until they saw her keychain. “Hey, is that an Emile keychain?” The brunette asked, “You kind of look like Emile, actually.”

Y/n’s eyes darted to the right, thinking about a quick answer, but she knew it was already too late when she could feel herself smiling in embarrassment. “I, uhhh… I am… Emile.”

The brunette jumped up, and the green-haired girl slowly stood up beside her, excitement shining in the former’s eyes, interest in the latter’s. The brunette exclaimed, “No way! I listen to your music all the time!” She zipped over next to y/n, saying, “Nice to meet you, Emile, I’m Nobara, and this is Maki.”

“I can introduce myself!” The green-haired girl said, “Name’s Maki.”

Y/n laughed. I like these girls. “You can call me y/n, actually. Emile’s just my stage name. So, what should I do with my things? I don’t really have much.”

“Oh! You have your own room, and there’s a closet in there. We were going to leave the biggest one for you, but they’re all the same size, so it didn’t matter. Let me show you!” Maki flopped back down on the couch, and Nobara tugged y/n down the hallway to her room. It wasn’t large, but it was big enough that her recording equipment would fit, once she picked it up. She was worried about damaging it if she just jammed it in her brother’s car, so she planned to get a U-Haul to bring it after the first week of classes were over, just so she was ahead on her schoolwork. After Nobara helped y/n unpack what little she had in her suitcase, she ran to the bathroom, and y/n went out to the living room to chat with Maki some more.

When y/n took a seat next to her, Maki asked, “So, I take it you’re a Music major?”

Smiling with pride, y/n nodded. “Yep! What’s your major?”

Maki replied, “Well, I’m only a sophomore, so I can’t declare mine yet, but I’m going to go into Crim.”

“That’s interesting! What made you decide on Crim?” Y/n said, leaning forward. “No one at my high school ever expressed an interest in Crim except some of the really creepy true crime girls, but half of them didn’t graduate.” She frowned to herself. “It’s probably a good thing, though. I know I wouldn’t want one of them examining my body with complete apathy if I died tragically.”

Maki snorted. “That’s true. My reason is because I want to help people. I come from a family of really rich lawyers, with high-profile clients. I just kept seeing so many situations where some rich guy’s girlfriend mysteriously died, and somehow the police on the investigations botched things, or lost evidence. I didn’t want to be complicit in that kind of thing. I want to be a private investigator to help families. Of course, my family didn’t like that very much, so they cut me off, and now I’m here on my own merit, since I couldn’t get a dime of financial aid thanks to their tax bracket.”

Y/n was stunned. “Wow. That’s really inspiring, Maki! I wish I had a cool story like that, I’m just an idiot who got lucky with the algorithm.”

Maki blushed. “Luck has nothing to do with how good your music is, y/n. I like your songs.” She looked away, like she was embarrassed, and y/n’s smile spread from ear-to-ear.

“Thanks, Maki. Even though I’m proud of my work, it’s always just one of those things, where I get flustered because it’s my voice. You never really expect anyone to believe in you, you know?”

Maki looked up at her in surprise, mouth slightly agape. Softly, she said, “Yea, I know exactly what you mean.” The two of them exchanged an understanding grin. Two girls against the world. Unbeknownst to them, Nobara’s bathroom break consisted of not actually using the toilet, but telling the group chat all about how her favorite artist was talking to Maki and also is living with them for the next year.

label << masterlist >> catalogue >>> chapter 2

[love-toxin]

This is golden. (Also I’m sorry this became long!!!) Angelface finding the group chat and deciding to up the ante though. Making the punishments fit the crime via teasing. Seeing how far they can go till someone makes a move on her. They wear shorter, more revealing outfits around the house, purposely turning their back, or bending over, or leaning onto the counter so their chest is squished up against their arms, and twisting their head for ages to talk to Steve, who’s trying desperately to not look at your perked out ass, long enough till you hear Robin putting her phone away after she ‘subtly’ takes a pic. Being much more ‘nosy’ to see what your roommates are doing on their phones, loving the panic that flashes across each of their faces like clockwork. Eddie literally throws his phone across the room that day. Makes sense, once you see the video taken during last nights slumber, he was uploading at the time.

Begging Steve for his special drinks, every night and day. Even after finishing one, you make sure to scoop your tongue so deeply around the cup, or the ice cream glass, getting some white whipped cream on your lips. Pulling needily on the hem of Steve’s shirt, while you beg him to make another one, because they just taste so good! And they make your tummy feel so full, for some reason. You read all his dirty little fantasies he posted, you always make sure to cup your tummy when swallowing his creations, more eagerly and noisily than before.

Asking Eddie if he can sleep in your bed tonight, and he obviously says yes, buying whatever excuse you give. You make sure to sleep in just your panties with your shirt. Cuddling up to Eddie by shuffling back closer, and being the little spoon, sitting your nearly bare ass on his thighs as you ask if this is okay. Smile facing the wall at the panicked way he says “yes!” Pretending to be ‘adjusting’ all night to get comfy, as you wriggle right into his crotch. Serves him right, how hard he has to try to not get noticeably hard. You also make sure to wear the tank top that lets your boobs roam free in your sleep, every single time.

Telling Robin you’ve got a bit of an oral fixation, making it sound like an innocent statement, for response to why now, you’re constantly randomly biting her out of nowhere. Just sinking your teeth into her shoulder, or her belly, or her arm, latching onto it and drooling around it. Mindlessly gnawing, or slobbering, for minutes. Stuffing your head deep into her lap, while you take her fingers and start nibbling on them too. You actually don’t even realise when you start sucking on them, clearly already part of your subconscious, until Robins rubbing her thighs, getting wet while you’re head is in her crotch, and you’re sucking her fingers. Having become her own Pavlovian response, that makes her want her fingers inside of her already. Her pussy leaking and throbbing, as you suckle warmly and wetly on her fingers in the quiet room. And she can’t move, because she’s scared of giving herself, and all of them, away

Asking Nancy to watch a movie with you in bed, and giving her a pillow to sit on because your ‘mattress is lumpy’. Putting on an almost porno movie though. As you watch her squirming, devolving into small humps against your pillow. She’s trying not to, but her hips just won’t stop rolling. And another day you give Nancy a very cute pout, asking if she can help you, only to tell her you think the dryers broken, because you put on your underwear and it was still wet. Pulling your skirt away to show her the panties you’re wearing, that you watched her rubbing herself in, and squirting through, in the video she shared with everyone but you that morning. You see her grab the table for relief, watching a professional smile rush across her face, smiling yourself because you get to watch your strong Nancy crumbling, as she promises she’ll get Steve to look at it for you. Leaving with a hand against her heart.

You make sure the punishments fit the crime. Until they get it, or they pounce

BROOOOOOOO I AM BITING THE TABLE!!!!!!! IM FUCKING FERAL RN UR BRAIN IS SO HUGE 😵‍💫😵‍💫💦💦💦 THROWING THEIR PHONES!!!! IM--

[crimsonfallers]

M!A

You gain characteristics of an animal you have a personal connection to!

Wait why does my back feel heav-.

Oh my god. Wings. I have wings.

It’s probably because of my lifelong ornithology hyperfixation. I can’t tell what species they are but once I get to a mirror, I’ll try and discern what they are.

Guess I’m a griffon-girl now?

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

Hey tumblypoos. I'm doing a Livestream on Sunday around 3PM EST about the grievances of trans men and the blindspot the queer community has with regards to trans masculine people. This will include a discussion and some exploration on the topic of transandrophobia.

There will be a call in section near the end for any guests to come be a part of. I would love to focus on trans people across all gender identities (trans men, trans women, and nonbinary people)

Here's my YouTube Channel!

We will be doing the calls through Discord. You can join my server here.

[professorspork]

THE BIG RWBY BASEBALL POST

(previously on Leah Combines RWBY With Sports That Had Peak Popularity in The Early 20th Century: 2021 Kentucky Derby Horse Names as RWBY Weapons, Ranked)

Friends, it's that time of year again.

"Baseball season?" you ask. And I say: yes, but also.

"Oh. RWBY hiatus?" you groan, realizing I'm about to do something slightly unhinged.

Bingo.

To make a very long story short, I love these two things, and wanted to combine these two things, and have very strong opinions about these two things, so here we are: a post that makes a functional baseball team out of RWBY characters. True, the Venn diagram of people who like both these things as much as I do to serve as my audience is probably small. True, baseball positions aren't astrological signs and anyone of any personality can play anywhere, but lord knows there are Tropes and I plan to indulge.

SO. I give you the starting nine (plus some bullpen depth) of the Beacon Huntresses:

Pitcher: Weiss Schnee. Among several decisions that are no-brainers, this one is probably the no-brainiest. Weiss is a lefty (always highly in demand for pitchers) and her balletic combat movement style translates perfectly to a distinct delivery mechanic. Weiss is a high velocity, high strikeout pitcher who induces a lot of swings and misses with nasty breaking stuff that dances through the air and paints the corners. Because it brings me joy to think about, I'm going to say that Remnant uses old NL rules so Weiss has to bat, and I'll rank her at like a Cole Hamels-level "hey, that's not embarrassing for a pitcher!" career .400 OPS. Not afraid to sac bunt when she has to, but beats out the throw more often than you'd think.

Catcher: Jaune Arc. Yes yes get in your "White Knight real" jokes while you can about Weiss and Jaune playing as the regular battery. This one was also an easy selection; catchers are valued most highly for their strategic minds and defensive capabilities, with any offense added seen as a bonus. As the latest kerfuffle with the Cardinals blaming Willson Contreras for *checks notes* not being Yadi Molina shows, having trust in your catcher to call the game and be thoughtful in his pitch selection in high-leverage situations is paramount. That's Jaune all over. Probably not much of a power guy but has pop when it counts and is excellent at pitch framing.

First Base: Yang Xiao Long. Okay I promise I'll stop calling every decision a no-brainer but THIS ONE REALLY IS. Yang is your classic slugging first baseman, of whom there are literally too many examples to name-- including many righties YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LEFTY TO PLAY FIRST OKAY. Yang's a Vladdy. Hits for serious power, but more than that embodies the quality that the best first basemen have: she's The Mayor. Truly iconic first basemen are fun to chat with! They are friendly to all their visitors as opposing players stop over on their way around the diamond; this is Yang to a T. Yang probably used to play center field in high school and got converted to 1B in the minors. Most likely on the team to induce very silly rundowns with goofy, clever, self-sacrificial baserunning. Has a penchant for always hitting homers the next time she faces a pitcher after she's been hit by a pitch.

Second Base: Blake Belladonna. She is all about those scrappy diving catches, and flipping to Ruby quickly so they can turn two (but I'm getting ahead of myself). Blake's a utility infielder who'd be comfortable anywhere but let's be real she likes playing the right field side because she gets sad when she can't easily make smirky meaningful eye contact with Yang at all times, so they keep her at second so she won't pout. Probably hits high average but low slugging. Most likely to volunteer to be a position player pitching during a blowout and then, like. Unexpectedly throw 93 with movement. Definitely steals a lot.

Shortstop: Ruby Rose. Ruby has the brains to be a catcher but to waste/ruin her speed on catcher's legs would be a crime; she's got zippy athleticism written all over her. She bats leadoff because she has excellent plate discipline; she's a hard out and gets on base a ton. Think a DJ LeMahieu or Bryson Stott at his best-- sprays to all fields, and sees pitches in the double digits like every other at-bat because she's happy to stand there and keep fouling it off with an infuriating smile on her face until the pitcher makes a mistake. Steals even more often than Blake does, but specifically is a tricksy little imp on the basepaths like Anthony Volpe-- like she would definitely induce a throw when she was already back at the bag because she dances around. (I s2g there's video of this but I cannot find it anywhere sry.)

Third Base: Penny Polendina. Fast hands, Gold Glove-level defense. Unfortunately she's built in the mold of an Adalberto Mondesi or Byron Buxton where it's like "no better player on earth when she's healthy but she's NEVER HEALTHY;" she's got glass bones and has had multiple weeks-long trips to the Injury List or needed season-ending surgery because something popped or snapped. The sort of player where it's like "god no you don't understand, the game is so much better when she's playing" and it's a heartbreaker because SHE KEEPS GETTING TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. Once did a bat flip after a home run because Ruby encouraged her to and, like, the bat shattered on the grass somehow because she's that strong.

Left Field: Emerald Sustrai. Because if you ask her, her face turn was... out of left field! Eh? Eh??? Okay yeah sorry. To me Emerald is a 2022 Oswaldo Cabrera situation where they threw her in left because they had nowhere else to put her even though she'd never played it before in the minors but she was just. Instantly extremely good at it. Has great range for tracking down fly balls in foul territory. Very streaky hitter who either runs super hot and super cold with no in-between. Steals a lot but also gets caught stealing a lot because she's impatient (see also: streaky hitter, probably chases out of the zone and has really poor plate discipline). But she's getting better! Most likely to come up with cute home run celebration ideas and then absolutely refuse to take credit for them.

Center Field: Pyrrha Nikos. This is the last of the extremely obvious no-brainers. Pyrrha is your star franchise player in center field; she is your Aaron Judge, your Mike Trout. Hits for average and for power, pure athleticism and grace, the player everyone's heard of even when they don't give a shit about baseball. Also now I'm just thinking about how Mike Trout would 100% be like "actually that cereal isn't very good for you" and Pyrrha would 100% stay up all night riveted to the Weather Channel and then call in to compliment the meteorologist they are the same person. Her catches at the fence are so spectacular, you could swear her glove's magnetized.

Right Field: Nora Valkyrie. Is there a very obvious "designated hitter" joke to be made about Nora "be strong and hit stuff" Valkyrie? Yes, of course. But I already said Remnant doesn't have the DH and let's be real, Nora's got a CANNON for an arm and thus belongs in right. Like I'm talking throws like this beaut from Hunter Renfroe the other day-- you do not run on Nora, because she WILL get you out on what you think is a routine double. Bats cleanup and probably has a whole Bash Brothers routine with Yang, including special handshakes. Definitely a pull hitter.

Regular starting lineup is most likely:

Ruby

Pyrrha

Yang

Nora

Blake

Penny

Jaune

Emerald

Weiss

Rounding out the team in the bullpen are:

Long relief: Lie Ren. When your starter melts down and you need someone to keep things calm and give you like four quality innings without giving up more runs, Ren's your guy. Also very happy to play setup man. Throws a knuckleball, says Nora taught him how, and refuses to give more details when people ask.

Closer: Oscar Pine. Admittedly probably more of a ground ball pitcher than a strikeout guy; he induces weak contact and is always going for the double play. I see him as a David Robertson or Kenley Jansen type who gets himself into jams and then gets out of them and like. Yes more often than not he gets the job done but sometimes he'll give you a damn heart attack about it. OSCAR WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

In the process of writing this post Helen asked me who the manager would be and noted Qrow would give absolutely adorable A League Of Their Own vibes. She also suggested that Ozpin (well, Ozma) probably invented baseball in the first place, so... more proof that she's funnier than me.

okay I've been thinking about and then writing this for almost five hours now I have to stop. should I have put some of this behind a cut? probably! but I think it's beautiful, so... sorry but not sorry to all your dashboards <3 I want you to know this included way more specific baseball player comps at one point but I took some of them out so you might have a chance of understanding this <3

[smwallmoon]

The small moon.

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' Blade's daycare for little one's and cg's. '

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Welcome, small flower.. this blog is a safe space for little's, age dreamers, pet regressors, flips, furries, padded little's, etc.

Please keep this a pg and sfw blog, I won't answer any questions that are nsfw or anything dark.. we are bodily a minor.

I, myself a flip.. so please do not expect me to be able to take care of you 24/7 though I apologize.

I am fine with these cg nicknames : papa, mama, dada, mom, dad, parent, etc.

+ little nicknames : flower, moon child, little one, prince(ss), wolfie, pup.

Please, do not use explicit nicknames for me as we, are in a relationship.. and if you're uncomfortable with the nicknames i call you then please do tell me.

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Eclipse lore.

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Name : Blade, eclipse.

Big age : immortal.

Little age : 1-3.

Pronouns : He/she/crim/pup/web/moon/void.

Interests : games, reading, the galaxy, magic, fantasy, fuzzy things, animals, etc.

Fandoms : hsr, genshin impact, crk, tbhk, demon slayer, hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Aphmau, Poppy playtime, Black Butler, Pjski, vocaloid, Inuyasha, madoka magica, bsd.

Xtra : I'm part of a sys, so please excuse me if I do not respond.. I perhaps might not be fronting if I don't respond.

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Small moon daycare rules.

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Keep everything sfw and pg, I do not wish to deal with disgusting things.

Bullying won't be tolerated at all, even if you're little that still does not mean that you will act up.

I won't allow you to interact if you're : anti-agere/petre, racist, homophobic, toxic, anti-otherkin/nonhuman/therian/furries, etc.

If you're apart of age play or dd/lg, please leave our blog.

Cussing is a huge no, if you're little and learning words of that.. please do not say them or at least put a warning since some people might see it as triggering.

If you're experiencing a actual real crisis or anything of the sort, please do not contact people online.. asking for help from a trusted person would be quite better unlike someone from online you barely know.

Please note, not all caregivers can take care of you or comfort you 24/7.. especially one's who are flips or who might be uncomfortable with some things or they're very busy.

Ask before you vent please, and .. trigger it as well, I'm not saying you can not vent and have problems as a little ...a lot of people get triggered easily like us.

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Small moon daycare DNI.

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Basic dni

Prxship/pxdophilia/nsfw/creeps/etc

Actual minors.

Racist/homophobic/transphobic/etc

Anti-agere/petre/Otherkin/nonhuman/therian/furry/xeno/neo

Agx play/ddxlg are not welcome.

Problematic/toxic people

Dsmp fans/any toxic or problematic fandom.

If you've only come to our blog to start drama or bully us or anyone then, please do not interact at all.. it's uncalled for any of that,, if you're upset about someone coping with trauma or anything by regressing then i ask you to leave.

Endos/endo systems.

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Tag guide?.

#cg₊blade - when I feel big.

#lil₊blade - when I feel little.

#puppy₊blade - when I feel like a puppy..

#re₊blog - my reblog's.

#idle₊chatter - idle chat.

#head₊canons - my headcanons.

#blades₊inbox - asks.

#play₊room - talking to littles.

#blades₊tent - talking to cg's

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[alters-and-pieces]

hello hi!! can we get a creator's choice malicitor with a really intimidating vibe, think one that can and will scare anyone just by existing, whether they plan on acting out towards them or not! I'd also like them to be objectum + posic (perception of object sentience, individuality, and consciousness), and maybe mask as like another more approachable roles or headmates out of a mix of malice and sometimes just wanting to exist and chat? tysm in advance

I'm having a hard time reading that but I hope this is what you expected!! If it's not what you wanted then I'll redo it for you.

Also didn't sort everything alphabetically due to lack of energy and needing to do others hope you understand and don't find it to much of and inconvenience

Name(s): Void, Glitch, Dark, Arson

Pronouns: Scare/Scares, Flood/Floods, Fear/Fears, Creep/Creeps, Nyct/Nycto, Dark/Darks, Cruel/Cruels, H?/H?m, Sh?/H?r, Th?y/Th?m, Brutal/Brutals, Gui/Guilt, Corrupt/Corrupts, Mi/Mist, Per/Perish, Arson/Arsons, Hex/Hexs, Crim/Crime, Tox/Toxic, Sin/Sins, Wrath/Wraths, Tau/Taunt, Sly/Slys, Gore/Gores, Vio/Violent, Pai/Pains, Null/Nulls, Chain/Chains, Surv/Survive, Gro/Gross, Skull/Skulls, Rot/Rots, Deca/Decay, Pul/Pulse, Cof/Coffin,

Age: Unkown, Ageless

Gender(s): Uncannychoric, Intentiongender, Deathcoric, Daxefluid, Oculoric, Nightmaregender, Nightlexic, Darksidephraseic, Demispacialic, Voidlike, Voidin awtchic, Glitchsoundinc, Glitchlexic, Darksilveric, Darkacadeeric, Darkgender,

Orientation(s): Objectum, Posic, Aromantic

TransIDs: Transdarkeyes, Transblackhair, Transpale, Transheight, Transage, Transharmful, Cisharmed, Transharmless, Transweight, Transanorexic, Transinsomniac, Transeyebags, Cisciggarette burns, Permaawake, Permatrauma, Transspecies, Transpixelated, Transblurry, Transvisuallyimpared

Role(s): Malicitor, Persecutor

Signoff: -🖤

Species: Unknown

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