#creature review

[i-rate-creatures]

Oatmeal from Psychonauts idk what that thang is supposed to be but I love it

holy shit . unidentified fucking thang. i love it. 10/10. no clue what it is. i love it. I LOVE IT .

[amazon-reviewer]

★★☆☆☆ opila bird core

why is heidi doing the standing man emoji in the second photo. it feels like a garten of banban jumpscare. that... velvet? material looks severly too uncomfortable to wear as a full body suit. the other people make this for me though! i think the tail folk are really cool, but youd have to give me full control of tumblr staff to make me be the guy supporting heidi though. those nasty realistic bird feet just dont do it for me. also her husband is There but i wish he werent. the first photo makes him look like his moon ahh face was photoshopped there

"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"

you know what? nevermind.

[thecraggus]

Peter Benchley's Creature (1998) Review

It's a rare appearance for a man-in-a-rubber-suit in Shark Weak with Peter Benchley's Creature #Review

[kevkebus-subh]

[gimmick-blog-reviewer]

Have you reviewed @creatures-in-posts yet

Review requested by Anon.

Gimmick blog: @creatures-in-posts

Gimmick: Finding, and often drawing, creatures in posts. ie. finding animals and things that resemble the "TBH Creature" and redrawing them in the style of it.

Gimmick rating: 10/10, the occasional creature drawing is what really brings it up to a 10 in my eyes. Without it I think the gimmick would lack effort, but with it it's perfect. The gimmick is simple, is funny/cute, and has mass appeal. Off of tumblr it might not, but I feel like the "tbh creature" and its associated memes are fairly well known here. If I could change anything, I'd like more creature images. They're very cute and I appreciate them. However, it would be rude to rate down for that, and it would also be very clearly biased.

Blog rating: 8/10, very good but does occasionally post things other than the gimmick. Posts such as this one bother me because there's no real creature to be identified or seen and thus fall outside of the blog's gimmick. But they undeniable add something to the blog. Were this not a requested review I might let it slide, but as a rule I go a little tougher when it's requested. Additionally, instead of identifying a creature and/or drawing it, the blog will run a poll to determine the creature status of the animal. This also seperates from the theme similarly, and I have similar feelings about it.

Overall rating: 9/10, a very high score, congradulations. I think this blog is fantastic and does what it does well. Creatures in Posts is near perfect, and should be proud. My only wish is that the gimmick is clearer, or more focused. Specifying in the bio that the blog runs polls, or not running polls anymore. However, I recognize that I am being very nitpicky. Please accept this picture of my icon as a creature as an apology.

[amazon-reviewer]

★★★★★ gerb

littyle face gerbl. so friendly.

You know what’s wrong with this site?

Not enough pictures of gerbils. It saddens and disgusts me.

[chickenchirps27]

I don’t usually draw guys (i’m just a girl) but i watched Deadpool and Wolverine and i got inspired!

[lennenart]

I'm so goddamn obssessed with this film that I spent HOURS drawing this on while I'm working on a fanfic of them. And, I've been rewatching over and over, and looking for interviews and stuff.

Send help

[gifs-of-puppets]

2023 Muppet Year in Review: Several episodes of the web series Adam Savage's Tested took viewers behind the scenes of Jim Henson's Creature Shop over the course of the year, including demonstrating how the characters from Fraggle Rock are brought to life.

[hedgehology]

“Knights Fight for Trans Rights!” By hedgehology

[filmfauxpas]

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

dir Zelda Williams

[i-rate-creatures]

guar from morrowind

worlds littlest guy. anything that dinosaur-esque immediately gets a high score for me. AND they seem useful. great creature. love them. 8/10, wonderful little guy.

[fdblaize]

for the lovely @aimportantdragoncollector's Fear No Evil that has the most insane eraserhead all might afo dynamic(theyre so holt wunch omfg) i wish i had the words to explain how this fic altered my brain chemistry. anyways this definitely happened before the plane ride to otheon

[gurggggleburgle]

People being like why does the water look and smell like blood and like bro that's the highly specific bing-phytoplanktonhe that's native to the region. It's both harmless and incredibly important part of skin creature nutrition and diet. You can't just go around claiming the water is blood or toxic sludge. That's a myth and results in people trying to do ecological destruction in the name of 'cleaning up' or 'removing chemical waste from the water, etc. My dude it's neither chemical nor waste and I'm so sorry you can't handle the air being a little iron scented in the morning. Like god have you never lived next to a paper mill? The air smells like rotting cabbage when that shit is going and you wanna complain about smelling blood. Get on my level already like omb. It's not like you can taste the plankton anyway and if you're really so paranoid about the drinking water 'turning people into bingflesh amalgamation' just boil or keep buying your shitty Fiji water Stacy and leave my Shrimphe and Bingsoup out of your delulu conspiracy theories. My fucking restaurant is not a hub for making and converting people into bingflesh creatures OK. I just have a minor skin condition that makes my entire face break into binghives. My body is not an excuse to slander the natural beauty of the ecosystem so just maybe don't order the red tomato base soup next time if you're so paranoid

[gay-cripply-scientist]

[cakeinpants]

Recorded a little review of my monster sketchbook.

I think I showed them here before, but there's a little more now and it's better quality.

Would you guys like to see my other sketchbooks like this?