#cream tricycle

[anetherealpoetess]

hot take: people will complain about taylor swift flying in her private jet and then attack vegans for not eating meat like animal agriculture isn't the number one cause of global warming. meaning they don't actually give a shit about the environment; they just want to hate on taylor and feel sanctimonious when doing it.

[writingjourney]

RHRN spoilery talk

(about grief and mental health and the ending, the way I see the movie and why I love it so much)

I am feeling so many things about the fact that Copia was so unwell and anxious during the movie, trying to push away the reality of the end of his time as Papa as well as the visible signs of illness in Sister, that he dissociated the moment he stepped off stage, that he saw her sitting in a regular chair instead of the wheelchair, blended out the doctors and IV bags to see her how he wanted to see her, this strong powerful woman who has been by his side, pushing him, and who he only recently learned was his actual mother. It is so very easy to get lost in your anxiety about the future, in the anticipatory grief of what you'll lose, struggling to stay mindful and here where you have actual power over your life.

And looking back at the chapters this is what he has been doing, clinging to his little comforts (think of the whipped cream moment in the movie vs. the video games, the tricycle rides, the movie scene re-enactments), pushing away unwanted thoughts (not doing his taxes, the fact that neither his father nor his mother openly admitted to the parentage despite all signs being there, letting him float in uncertainty), playing it off like he's cool about everything while feeling dread and anxiety on the inside the closer he comes to the end of his era and presumed death (think of the coffin scene, the intro to the movie).

This man had no family so he picks role models that are close to him and suddenly when he learns that they were family all along he loses them, learns that he has been lied to most of his life and worked hard for others, to fill their shoes (first his father, now his mother). Despite Nihil treating him awfully he continuous to try and reach for approval for his achievements which he does not even get by the end as he's promoted ("I hope this new guy doesn't disappoint like you did"). He will never get emotional fulfilment from his father despite having small bonding moments, something that is fucking hard to accept and that he brushes off by throwing silly insults at him because it hurts. Because yeah, this is the type of pain that makes you feel like a child searching for breadcrumbs of affection from parents who do not know how to meet your emotional needs.

I feel just incredibly seen by all of this, the grief, dealing with sick relatives, emotional neglect, absent fathers you try to get love from but never will, lack of familial support, depression, trying to hold on to what comforts you in the darker moments, struggling to stay present in the face of anxiety and the world at large. I know this plot means little to some people, that you'd wished for more drama or something different altogether, but I feel like if you paid attention to the chapters then this is only the natural progression, the natural conclusion of his arc. It is very raw if you look past the comedic relief, and it is very well done in a way that keeps the campy, silly vibes of the chapters while still approaching these subjects in a very tangible, relatable way. It just makes me love the band even more.

[hotvinimon]

Suna Rintaro Fluff <3

People are responsible for their own actions, which you thought was true until, you were 1 hour and 15 minutes late to your date, with disheveled hair, utterly stretched lounge wear and ice cream smudged on your face due to none other than your ex-best friend Suna Rintaro.

And why we are calling him ex, you will know very soon...

Who doesn’t love dates, a lover to hold you, to make you feel less lonely, to kiss you until death and all that romantic shit, especially after a drought of boyfriends.

After complete 21 years of being utterly single, you were finally asked out by a random guy from economics (shut up! we don’t judge here, or maybe we do…) for a dinner date. And who do you think would be the best person to help ???

**Drum beats**

Of course your best friend, that isn’t actually…. helping ???

(it’s okay, deep breathing)

“Rin, would you really prefer watching your silly Tik toks, than helping your bestest friend aka me for going on a date ??” you whined.

“Hmm ?? what were you saying ??” Suna asked, at the same time chuckling on a silly tik tok.

“Rintaro… for the third time… DO YOU REMEMBER THAT I AM GOING ON A DATE ???”

“Are you questioning my memory or the relevance of your date ?? ”

“Fr ?? You know what Rintaro, you’re making it real hard for me right now not to hold you upside down and cartoonishly shake you until your brain comes back from your knees to your skull and shove you inside my toilet while I call you a ‘dweeb’. But you know what, That’s my problem, Go live your life rin.”

You once again started looking for a nice dress to wear, and for the third time Suna looked at you with saucer eyes, wide jaw without any comeback this week, and it was only Monday.

“And close your mouth, it reeks till here”

“What the actual fuck dude ??? you know what… I don’t even know why are you going on that date ?? Does that guy makes your heart beat faster ???

“I have anxiety dude, everything makes my heart beat faster”

You definitely were something that Suna couldn’t get rid off, even if he wanted to.

Suna doesn’t like you… not from the very first day when you landed in his life, when his dad was taking pictures of him and Miya twins in their garden, when suddenly you tripped their and broke their fence with your tricycle… ( yeah you were that kind of kid ) which, resulted in loud cackles of Suna and his friends, his dad went over to help you when,

“Shut up pussy faces, you would scare a kid or two”

Which resulted in wide eyes, loud gasps, a few coughs and tension in the situation, which you ended by blowing a raspberry and sprinting out.

Not even the second time when his teacher in playschool introduced you to other kids and a kid laughed at your water bottle, which you threw it on his face, with a

“you can have it, nerd”

Not even the third time, when your middle school teacher body shamed Suna and you replied with “Fuck you”. Which lead to your parents attending the school, and on getting scolded for your language you again replied, “I’m sorry sir, with all due respect kindly intercourse yourself.”

And Not even the third time, when he spotted you at 10 at the night outside CV store, still in your high school uniform, when some boys approached you on a Bike, and asked “Such a pretty girl walking alone at night, how about we drop you ?” with a disgusting smirk that he wanted to wipe off with a massive punch, but stopped when you replied with, “I walked alone even when I was alive” with a resting bitch face, resulting in paled faces of the boys, that drove away at their fastest.

And not even any other time when he glared, and ripped away all the possible proposals that you could have had on the Valentines. He just cares for you because you are his best friend.

He swears he doesn’t like you but all these years, you didn’t left any moment when Suna could think about any other girl other than you, but when you, his best friend from childhood, about whom he didn’t had any romantic feelings was asked on a date, he suddenly felt numb, he felt an ache in chest that he couldn’t even explain, he felt his throat dried, that someone just kicked his sand castle. (Samu called him an oblivious simp and hopeless romantic)

He didn’t know what to do, he doesn’t know what to say, but watching you being anxious while fussing over a dress.

He finds it cute, but repulsive at the same time, because you are doing it for some other guy.

“Rintaro, my dear best friend, love of my life, icing on my churro, how about you actually help me, RATHER THAN EATING MY ICECREAM ?????” you pounced upon him snatching your ice cream cup and his phone at the same time elbowing his abdomen and sprinting off to the dining area of your shared apartment to save your life.

He yelped in pain and ran after you. After continuously running around the dining table, he finally picks you up on his shoulder and throws you on the couch. You yelped at sudden force and cringed at the ice cream, dripping from your face and hands, which he actually pins down against the sofa.

“LEAVE ME DORK” you tried wriggling out of his grasp only to be yanked again and now crushed with Suna’s whole body weight. You tried screaming but suddenly stopped when-

“Y/n please don’t go.”

Your smile falters to a frown due to sudden change tension in the air. “Hey Rin… what are you-”

“I love you.”

People are responsible for their own actions, which you thought was true until, you were 1 hour and 15 minutes late to your date, with disheveled hair, utterly stretched lounge wear and ice cream smudged on your face due to none other than your ex-best friend and new boyfriend Suna Rintaro.

Taglist - @shinraaaa, @4evertokyo, @sachirobabe, @petrachan, @carsynxoxo, @kvvrc, @daytej, @keepghostly, @a4g3lstarfire, @marum0fubiy0ri

[foreverdolly]

For tut sleepover I’d love dad Elvis with 9 and 26 thank you!!!

𝐌𝐔𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐄 | 𝐝𝐚𝐝!𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐬 𝐱 𝐦𝐨𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

prompt(s): "I love it." "I'm gonna puke." and "If it makes you feel any better then you can slap me. Lightly."

word count: 1.3k

song: fooled around and fell in love - elvin bishop

notes/warnings: this is for my 2.5k celebration! no triggers, this is a safe read. elvis is the best dad ever and loves you and your kids more than anything. we stan a girl-dad king.

The musician had grown up ridiculously poor. The kind of poor that had him eating nothing but corn bread for dinners some nights and living in government housing. He never grew up with many toys, but neither did the other boys from his side of town. They had to make do with what they had. 

The musician had grown up ridiculously poor. The kind of poor that had him eating nothing but corn bread for dinners some nights and living in government housing. He never grew up with many toys, but neither did the other boys from his side of town. They had to make do with what they had. 

An empty apple crate was a car if you tied a thick rope to the middle plank and took turns pulling one another in it. You could make forts out of broken branches and dead leaves, and the local streams were just as good as any saltwater swimming pool. 

His daughter had absolutely everything that he had grown up without. A nice big house, brand new clothes (without any patches in them), and more toys than any child would know what to do with. Instead of riding her tricycle around the house and terrorizing Miss Mary (his daughter loved to help her with the cooking), she was outside getting her hands dirty. His daughter was out in the front yard with a plate, one that she no doubt had to have stood up on her tiptoes to steal from the fine China cabinet. The baby blue dress that you had put her in just hours ago was practically black, mud splattered all over every visible inch of her tiny body. 

“Winnie!” He called out to her, hoping to get her attention. 

She didn’t look up, rather just slapped another fistful of mud onto the plate. He spluttered, feeling jilted by the act of her down right ignoring him. It wasn’t just any old plate that she was sullying either- it was your wedding china. It was cream colored porcelain with gold inlay- very expensive. He didn’t care about the price though, rather the fact that you and him had eaten your wedding cake off of it. 

Right on que, as if summoned by his panic, you appeared in the doorway behind him. You opened your mouth to ask him what he was looking at, but found out on your own very quickly. 

“Winona Mae!” You called out to her hurriedly, motioning her over with a forceful wave of your hand. “Come here, baby.” 

Elvis couldn’t help but huff in annoyance as his little girl stood up, plate in hand, and did exactly what you said. He should have known that she would listen to you over him. His brown suede jacket crinkled softly at his elbows as he crossed his arms over his chest, tapping his booted foot against the stones of the front porch, trying to look the part of an authoritarian. 

“Did you not hear me, lil girl?” He asked her once she was close enough. Her bare feet slapped against the stairs as she walked, and to his disbelief she shook her head. 

“I was busy cookin’.” Her little southern drawl was thick as she replied in a rather matter-of-fact tone. 

He couldn’t help but let out a breathy laugh as she proudly held out the plate. You and your husband stared down at the mud, both knowing that it would be better to play along with her little game of make-believe. You were the first one to lean down, admiring her handy work with kind motherly eyes. She had placed small pebbles around the perimeter of the dirt mound, even going as far to place a few leaves and sticks on the very top. You surmised that it had to be a cake. 

You pretended to sniff the air, shooting her a wide grin soon after. “Oh my- what a beautiful cake. And it smells so delicious. How did I not know that you were such a talented baker?” 

It was moments like this that had Elvis falling in love with you all over again. Motherhood suited you beautifully. Here you were, happily playing with your daughter, your stomach swelling with his child. He had the family that he had always wanted as well as a wife that he adored. You were someone that truly saw him and his heart.  

“S’cause I didn’t wanna tell ya.” She got her sas from you, he supposed. 

Winnie smiled expectantly at Evis, staring at him expectantly. He had to bite his lip to keep himself from laughing, not wanting to offend her. “It looks delicious, honey. Can I have a bite?” 

He pretended to scoop some up into his hand, then proceeded to fake chew. “It is delicious. That’s gotta be the best cake I’ve ever had.” 

“Well is mama gonna eat a slice?” It was almost like the girl didn’t realize she was coated in a thick layer of dirt. She was carrying on a conversation like everything was normal. 

Elvis was fully focused on his precious red carpets, wondering if they would ever recover from the stains they were no doubt about to endure. Thankfully you had heard what your daughter said and replied for him. 

“I’m sure I would love it, but mama can’t eat anything that might hurt the baby, and that much sugar would be bad for me.” You pointed at your rounded belly. “But I’m sure daddy would love to eat another slice.” You shot your husband an apologetic smile, but the expression was soon replaced with shock. 

“Winona, baby- don’t-” You hurriedly reached out for her, but it was too late. 

Elvis felt something cold and wet press against his mouth. He parted his lips to let out a surprised yell, which was a terrible idea. 

His daughter’s small hand was pressed against his mouth, force feeding him a fist full of mud. The earthy, gritty sludge had him doubling over the side of the porch to spit. His stomach churned as the horrific flavor hit his tongue. 

“I’m ‘bout to be sick.” He grumbled, his eyes tearing up as he tried to keep himself from dry heaving. 

Instead of sympathy on your end, he heard. . . laughter? Sure enough, you were doubled over as well, but for entirely different reasons. The white turtleneck that he was wearing under his jacket was stained, his perfect face marred with mud and chunks of grass. The usually well kept, perfectly put together man was an absolute mess. The ungodly moans and groans of disgust made the moment even more comical. 

“Are you laughin’ at me?” He gasped, his large hands braced on his knees. 

“If it makes you feel any better, you can slap me. Lightly.” You teased, only for another round of giggles to pour out of your mouth as he leaned back down, gagging dramatically loud. 

“E-Elvis? Did you hate my cake that bad?” His daughter's small voice sounded dejected as she stared up at him, her big eyes and long lashes downcast. 

He was too preoccupied with trying not to puke his guts out to correct his daughter when she called him by his first name.

No matter how disgusting it was, he couldn’t help but feel guilty for his reaction. He was sure that anyone else in his position would have acted the same way, but his daughter had him wrapped around her little finger. He should have just chewed and swallowed it; he couldn’t stand to see her upset.  “Baby, I loved it,” A pause, then another gag.”I loved it so much that I just had to spit it out, that way I could get to enjoy the slice twice.”

[sundove88]

Can ya do headcanon infodumps on ALL of the Holiday related Cookies?

Carol:

She has a natural singing voice and one of the biggest dreams of her childhood was singing for a live audience.

Whenever she sings, animals flock to her, knowing that they’re safe in her presence. She’s basically a Disney Princess!

And speaking of which, she also collaborated with other singers like Rockstar, Poppin’ Candy and The Cake Pops, and Shining Glitter.

Pinecone:

They can store who knows how much food in their cheeks, and they’re proud of it!

They love planting seeds, they always mark the places where they put them, and give each tree to be a name before they even sprout.

Pancake Cookie is one of their best friends because they share acorn jellies together when the sun is out.

Eggnog:

He knows the names of every kid cookie on Earthbread!

He considers the elves that work for him his family as well.

He knows how to wield a sword without being afraid of getting hurt. (RoTG reference)

Tiramisu:

Some of his favorite animals are musk oxen, reindeer, and snowy owls!

He loves those super big jackets that obscure you when you’re all wrapped up.

His favorite movie of all time is Klaus.

Lollipop:

Some of her favorite toys to design are Barbie dolls- cookie versions of them!

One of her favorite things to do is to make concept art for toys.

She donates any toys that don’t get delivered to kids who need them the most.

Butterbear:

He spoils Lollipop with the most beautiful toys you can ever imagine.

Some of his best works are probably some of those super complex robot toys.

Whenever it comes to spare toys, he donates them to kids who need them.

Stollen:

She carries around a bag of holiday glitter to spread around.

Her antlers may be decorative, but she takes good care of them.

Her snowman making skills are only matched by Snow Sugar.

Strawberry Cream:

He’s always lived in the woods his entire life- not only was he raised by the foxes, but he knows which berries are poisonous and which ones are safe!

The name of his most loyal sugar fox is called Chantilly!

He smells of Berry compote and sugared cream.

Chestnut:

His tricycle was a Christmas gift from Eggnog.

He lives above The Cookie Herald in a small apartment for one.

But he always saves up every penny to buy new things.

Pudding:

She loves making paper dolls out of her leftover crafting supplies.

One of her fave songs is “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”!

She enjoys having snowball fights!

[ignitelimelight]

I did a classic clowning routine in a devised show that just closed -- cream pie, tricycle, big shoes and all!

The show was about grief and subversion and there's no better way to art about that than clowning. This is by far the peak of my clowning career thus far

[princess-of-the-corner]

Once Again, More Fanfic Quotes! Now with Bonus Quotes from DC Comics!

Thermostat: Izuku only likes me for my body.

Tamaki: that sounds a bit risqué

Thermostat: I meant literally.

Thermostat: the side he stands on depends on the weather.

*

A Special Boy: Can I just interrupt to say that I hate when people leave trans people out of the LGBT community? Like what do you think T stands for, triceratops?

jackoff: tricycle

eight feet: tango

Cake Boss: tiramisu

cha cha real smooth: teammate

me me big boy: tetsutetsu

barry benson: tETSTUTETSU

sword lesbian: The triceratops named Tetsutetsu that liked to tango, rides on a tricycle, eats tiramisu and is a true teammate

*

RIDLEY QUEEN: *bakugou voice* welcome tO FUCKING FLAVORTOWN

*

Kirishima: *holds knife, and is about to start cutting the carrots diagonally*

Katsuki: Hand that the fuck over, right now.

*

Katsuki: …wait attention that isn’t annoyance or frustration is a thing? People actually do that shit?

Kirishima: …bro are you ok?

*

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: murder :)

HereComesDatBoi: Agreed :)

GreenOverlord: guys no!

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: i agree.

GreenOverlord: thanks Iida!

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: oh no i was agreeing with them. Definite yes on the murder.

*

“Alright, what have we got?” Momo asked as he closed the door to her room behind him. 

“Smoke inhalation.” [Bakugou] told her. “I’ve got smoke inhalation.”

*

Best Jeanist: how the fuck do i correctly kidnap a child

Snipe: Kill their parents and tell the kid that they were actually monsters sent to pretend to be their parents.

Midnight: Candy or ice cream will get most kids on your side, just make sure you let them pick the flavor.

Thirteen: Maintaining a polite and calm demeanor will encourage the child to trust you.

Naomasa: … Kidnappings are usually committed by family members or someone close to the child so if you’re going to frame someone, I’d recommend using that.

Gang Orca: Just claim they’re your kid, fake DNA test results, and absolutely deny what anyone says to the contrary.

Ectoplasm: Not announcing your intentions in a group chat full of pro-heroes is also probably helpful.

*

“I have no idea how you survived your childhood.”

“My running hypothesis is that I’m immortal. I’ve been testing it rigorously and so far it’s held up.”

*

Eraserhead: You don’t count as an adult unless you can do laundry properly, cook real food, and go to a boring dinner party without someone dragging you there.

Hawks: What do you mean “do laundry properly” you put the clothing in the clothing sink, you put the soap in, you turn it on and then once it beeps you moved it to the clothing oven.

Hawks: It’s not that hard.

*

Elphaba: sucks to be wrong doesnt it uwu

Mine-a: don’t uwu at me in that tone of text

*

“If we’re gay, how does that make us unqualified to kill space aliens? Does being hetero make us more violent?”

*

Actual Comic Books Quotes

*

Kid Devil: AH-HAH-HAH-HAHH! FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE! THAT’S RIGHT! You have summoned the APOCALYPSE with your love of SCIENCE! I HAVE COME TO COLLECT YOUR SOULS! You brought this on yourselves! By teaching EVOLUTION!

(Beat)

Robin: Well. It IS clearing out the lab.

*

(Headbutted)

Blue Beetle: AH! That hurt through the armor! What are you packing in there?!

Lonar: JUSTICE!

Blue Beetle: You have a forehead full of justice? What does that even MEAN?!

*

Jaime: Do you think they saw us?

Dan Garrett: We’re five grown men dressed in bright colors inside a clear plastic bubble set against a rainbow background, Jaime. They saw us.

*

Dick: For what it’s worth, how’d I do with him?

Bruce: … Are you asking me if you were convincing as a homicidal maniac, Dick?

Dick: I suppose I am.

Bruce: Then yes, as a matter of fact, you were.

*

Batman: Why haven’t you taken a side?

Catwoman: I’m not like them. They’re criminals.

Batman: You’re currently breaking into a safe that’s not yours.

Catwoman: You know what I mean. I’m not like them. They're unsuccessful criminals. 

Batman: Do I need to worry about you?

Catwoman: (amused) Are you checking up on me, Bat? Are you trying to protect me?

Batman: No. No one needs to protect you.

Catwoman: Oh. Well then, yes. You very much have to worry about me.

(They kiss)

Bruce: (In the present) Afterward, I slept. When I woke, you were gone. With the diamonds.

Selina: OK, yes. But in my defense, I did warn you. I’m not exactly unsuccessful.

*

Gordon: (Rubbing his nose) Just close your eyes and think about retirement.Somewhere warm where the giant turtles don’t talk.

*

(personal favourite)

Black Mask: Somehow, I don’t think you would be surprised at all to learn the life I have chosen can be a lonely one.

Red Hood/Jason Todd: Don’t take this the wrong way, but it might have to do with the whole BDSM theme. Just saying - maybe lose the mask once in a while? (Beat) Like at breakfast, as the most immediate example.

-

These are beautiful.

[tenderhooked]

Sweet Sid!

I wish I could give you the squishiest of hugs!! Unfortunately that’s tricky to do online so I come bearing stupid jokes instead 😅

🐮Where do cows go for entertainment?

(The moo-vies)

🏖️What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

(Long time, no sea)

🌋What does one volcano say to the other?

(I lava you)

🐓What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

(A mathemachicken)

🐠What did you call a fish without eyes?

(Fsh)

🐾What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

(You can step in a poodle)

🍦Where do you learn to make ice-cream?

(Sundae school)

☃️What did the snowman ask the other snowman?

(Do you smell carrots?)

⏰I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday

(At least, I think it was five minutes…)

🧀What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?

(Halloumi!)

🦩My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo…

(I had to put my foot down)

🚲What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

(Attire)

🪶Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

(If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels)

🦖What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

(A dino-snore)

😬

💚💚💚

my love!!!!! thank u so much for these, they made me smile very very hard. giving u the squishiest internet hug right back <3

[queen-rainy-love]

Wouldn’t it be funny if there was a talent show, but it’s Cookies you wouldn’t expect to have that kind of talent?  Btw the judges are Pastry, Latte, Gingerbrave, and PV just cause.

Like, Rye and Chili Pepper aerial dancing together. Financier singing opera, and breaking a glass (everyone is crying—it’s beautiful). Crunchy playing a clarinet on a tricycle on a tight rope. Sparkling juggling glass cups, MC’s violin, Herb’s plant he holds, an axe, and Vampire (bat form) as he dodges balls being thrown at him (it’s Gumball throwing it). Princess & Knight are doing archery blindedfolded with Clover on the target, surprisingly calm…and the arrows are on fire. Everyone is shocked and the judges are excited and applauding! The Cookies who participated all bowed and smile.

Interesting. But I think reactions would be funnier. This is going to be fun.

*The scene is set in the Cookie Kingdom where Cookies were gathering around. Red Velvet, Madeleine, Clotted Cream, Lilybell, Royal Margarine, Cream Puff, and Custard III were part of the crowd.*

Red Velvet: I can't believe you brought me here.

Madeleine: Oh come on. You need a break from your...*looks around* little side job. Plus we're here to be supportive.

Clotted Cream: That's correct. Many of our friends and family are here. It's only right that we're here.

Lilybell: Plus, some of us have never really seen a talent show. So it would be an experience.

Royal Margarine: And we can go get some donuts after this.

Red Velvet: ...Fine...

*The show started and to say it was interesting...would be an understatement.*

*Rye and Chili Pepper*

Custard III: Woah! Look at that!

Lilybell: It's beautiful!

Madeleine: Huh. Didn't think Rye and Chili Pepper could get along long enough to do an aerial dance.

Clotted Cream: It is impressive.

Red Velvet: ...Ten coins say one of them drops the other.

Clotted Cream: Velvet!

Royal Margarine: I'll take that bet.

*Financier*

Red Velvet: Would it be wrong to say-

Clotted Cream: Yes.

Royal Margarine: When did she learn to sing opera?

Madeleine: She's Financier. She can do it.

*Crunchy Chip*

Royal Margarine: I won't lie. That is impressive.

Clotted Cream: How did he get that tricycle up there? And how did he keep it on the tightrope?

Red Velvet: Don't know. It's just good to know that there's a bike small enough for him. I just don't know where he learned to play the clarinet.

*Sparkling*

Cream Puff: Wow! That's amazing!

Madeleine: How does he-

Red Velvet: He's a bartender. He's most likely gotten stuff thrown at him before and he's picked up juggling as a show trick. I will give him points tho. I've seen Vampire's flying. He's good.

Lilybell: I would like to see more of that talent.

Madeleine: Not for another three years.

*Princess, Knight, and Clover*

Cream Puff: Look! It's Clover and Knight! Princess too!

Lilybell: They're doing archery!

Custard III: And Clover is putting a jellyberry on his head.

Royal Margarine: Ah! The traditional jellyberry trick. It is usually quite an impressive...um...Why is Princess and Knight putting on blindfolds?

Madeleine:...They wouldn't...

Clotted Cream: They would. And...is that Capsaicin onstage?

Red Velvet: Yeah. What is he...*eyes widen* Is he lighting the freaking arrows?

Madeleine: By the Divine Light, he is.

Red Velvet: ...They're all in trouble.

[lpsotd]

have you seen the Cat Cart? what's your opinion of it?

i don't think so ? are you referring to the set with the pink cat on the ice cream tricycle(?) ?

[onemillionspiders]

sitting here

8:14 at night on a monday

and the urge to drink vinegar comes over me like a kid on a tricycle chasing down the ice cream man with the buck-fifty he got from his mom clutched tight in his fist and he's still got two blocks to go

[tessathegamefreak]

Autumn Eve Orangeboar and Pepo “Fun-Sized” Orangeboar

This is the first digital renditions of my WIR: Modified (Next Gen AU) children, Autumn and Pepo

Autumn Eve Orangeboar is the eldest daughter of Gloyd and Candlehead, and Pepo "Fun-sized"Orangeboar is their youngest son. Autumn's theme is based on Halloween cupcakes, and Pepo's is based off of Halloween goodie bags and decorations. Autumn dresses in the 'comfortable punk' aesthetic, and Pepo loves the clown aesthetic.

Additional details on Autumn:

She is the 7th oldest of the Sugar Rush Next Gen children.

She is Tootsie Fluggerbutter's best friend!

She is not the brightest, and she can also be very lazy. It's not that she won't do anything, but once she lays on a couch, it'll be troublesome to get her back up!

Above all else, she is extremely loyal to her closest of friends. She is not perfect, but she tries her best!

She likes to binge-watch TV Shows, eating lots of ice-cream, and she considers herself a “professional sleeper”.

Additional details on Pepo:

He is the 2nd youngest of the Sugar Rush Next Gen children.

He is a mischievous prankster, just like his dad.

He is OBSESSED with clowns! He is probably the only one that takes them very seriously!

Without his clown makeup on, you'll see he has the combined complexions of Candlehead and Gloyd, whereas Autumn mainly got Gloyd's skintone.

For hobbies, Pepo likes to practice juggling, riding around on his tricycle, and he does doll repaintings- that last one sounds random, but he got very good at it after multiple attempts at making Autumn’s Barbies look like clowns.

Pepo without his clown makeup!

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ITZY “BET ON ME” M/V @ITZY

GETTING - LEGAL - PERMISSION

IMPERIAL - HIGHNESS - OF - JAPAN

MET - HIM - LAST - CENTURY - MET

LITTLE - BOY - THE - CROWN PRINCE

IMPERIAL - HIGHNESS - ASKED - ME

AS - CHILD - IF - I - WANTED - 2 - YES

MARRY - CROWN - PRINCE

WE - BOTH - GIGGLED

HE - LOVED - FAST - VEHICLES

TRICYCLED - EVERYWHERE

WITH - MY - PLASTIC - SURGERY

PRESENTING - MYSELF - 2 THE

IMPERIAL - HGHNESS - OF - JAPAN

FACES - MARILYN MONROE - PAULINA

PORIZKOVA - 'STATE - FAIR' - PAMELA

TIFFIN - CANDICE SWANEPOEL SUCH

BEAUTY - ASIAN - PART - KOREA's

SE-KYUNG SHIN - LASER - HEIGHT

5'9 FT - LIKE - SERENE - PRINCESS

CATHERINE ELIZABETH

BUT - NO - MORE - WRINKLES

LOOKING - AGE 16

WITH - MAKE UP - LIKE AGE 19

WHAT - HIS - SON - LOOKS - LIKE

TODAY - THEY - NEED - BOTOX - 2

WHAT - MY - TOKYO - JAPAN YES

MALE - SCIENTISTS - CAN DO - 4

ME - SOMETHING - MORE SPECIAL

MARVEL - 'THE - AVENGERS'

THE - IRON - MAN - UNDERNEATH

WOW - SUCH - BRILLIANCE - THE

ULTIMATE - BULLET - BOMB FIRE

WATER - PROOF

LEGAL - PERMISSION

ITZY - HELLO KITTY

CHANGING - THEIR - SUITS - THIS

TIME - WILL - B - ABLE 2 BREATHE

BETTER - BULLET - BOMB - FIRE &

WATERPROOF - CAN - DANCE AND

DO - ACROBATIC - GYMNASTICS

AS - I - REMINDED - EVERYONE OF

ITZY - AS - ANIMATION - WE - ARE

CREATING - SUITS - 4 - THEM TOO

WHO - IS - HELLO - KITTY - AS - A

TALL - LARGE - CHARACTER

INTRODUCING - ME - FUTURE

CAILEY BAILEY

ROCKER - PINK LOVE

MY - ASIAN - MALE - DANCERS - SINGERS

WITH - ME - ON - STAGE

AS - HELLO KITTY - AKA - KITTY WHITE

DOING - ACROBATIC - GYMNASTICS AND

SING - AND - DANCE - ITZY - ON - STAGE

AS - THEMSELVES - EACH - LARGE DOLL

THINKING - SE KYUNG SHIN - AS MIMMY

TWIN - SISTER - YELLOW - BOW

POP UP - TENT - IS - HIGHLY - DEPENDABLE

ON - ONE - LOOK - RIBBON - ATTACHED SO

GATHER - LIKE - GIVING - A - HUG - GIVE IT

2 - U - AS - YOU - LIE - DOWN - THE - POP

UP - TENT - AND - BRING - EDGE - LEGS

UP - NO - RIBBON - TIED - WON'T WORK

AS - TENT - IF - OVER - DID - TYING UP

USE - BARRET - 2 - START - AGAIN

HELLO - KITTY - RESORTS - PARKS

HAVE - FAT - WOMEN - BRINGING IN

KIDS - WE'LL - HAVE - OUR

DEMOCRAT - CHEERLEADERS

MALES - FEMALES

2 - WORK - OUR - ITZY - HELLO KITTY

PARKS - HELP - WITH - OR - STORES

CAFES - HOTELS - INNS - MAJOR JP

PROVIDE - EMPLOYMENT

ON - STAGE - YOU - WILL - DO - YES

GYMNASTICS - AS - PEOPLE - LIVE

OTHER - STARS - LIKE

VANESSA HUDGENS

SUIT - LOOKING - LIKE - HER - ALSO

SINGS - AND - DANCES - WITH - IT 2

CHILDREN's - PARK

TEENS

YOUNG - ADULTS

ADULTS - SENIORS

SO - HELLO - KITTY - ITZY - WE'RE - STARTING

OVER - AGAIN - WITH - OUR - OWN JAPANESE

MERCHANDISE - COUTURE - DESIGNER - YES

WE'RE - JUST - SELLING - CHEAPER

ITZY - HELLO KITTY - OURS - THEIR DESIGNS

COUTURE - AND - DESIGNERS - AS - WE YES

BRING - BETTER - MERCHANDISE

BUT - THIS - TIME - AFFORDABLE

BRINGING - ADULT - AND - TEENS - NOT JUST

KIDS - ONLY - SOFAS - FURNITURE - BEDDING

PAJAMAS - CLOTHES - WHOLE - FAMILY WILL

HAVE - CLOTHES - MAKING - ABOUT - FAMILY

BEST - CLOTHES - APPLIANCES - KITCHEN

COOKWARE - ITZY - HELLO KITTY

SMART - HOUSES

ITZY - HELLO - KITTY - GATED - COMMUNITIES

SMART - HOUSES

AESPA - CHARLIE BROWN - GATED COMMUNITIES

SMART - HOUSES

SMART - APT - BUILDINGS

ITZY - HELLO KITTY

AESPA - CHARLIE BROWN

SOMETIMES - THEIR - STUFF - IS - GREAT

MANY - TIMES - JUST - EXPENSIVE

FUTURE - 0 CAL - ICE - CREAM

0 CAL - SOFT - SERVE - VANILLA - YOGURT

THERA - PEDIC - REMOTE - BEDS

ITZY - HELLO KITTY

AESPA - CHARLIE BROWN

SPORTS - ITZY - HELLO KITTY

ARCHERY - ARROWS - LIKE

'THE - SMURFS: THE - LOST - VILLAGE'

ARCHERY - ROUND - WHITE - BALLS

KIDS - 12 AND YOUNGER

ARCHERY - COMPETITIONS - BOTTOM

HELLO KITTY - 2 - MAKE - SAFE 4 KIDS

HOST - ITZY - SPORTS - BOW AND ARROW

SAME - WINNER - TAKES - ALL

500 BILLION - YEN - EACH - TAX - PAID

HELLO - KITTY - TROPHIES

PINK - DIAMONDS

DIAMONDS

RUNNING - LATE - LEAVING - SOON

2 - DO - LAUNDRY - BUS 8

HAVE - 2 - WAKE - UP - 3:30A - YES

INSTEAD - BECAUSE - TOOK - 2 HRS

WILL - B - LESS - IN - FUTURE

BUT - ABOVE - CAN'T - WAIT 2

PERFORM - WITH - ITZY - AND

AESPA - WITH - THEIR - ASSIGNED

ANIMATION - JESUS - IS LORD - JP

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Ranger Kart

Solana: Mountain bike

Lunick: Even crappier truck

Kellyn: Just a regular road-safe cyclist bike

Kate: Some piece of shit she MacGyver'ed out of a skateboard, a microwave and a PS1 controller

Keith: A skateboard. With a jetpack.

Spenser: Comedically small buggy that looks suspiciously like Joel

Joel: Three wheeled nerdmobile

Cameron: Crappy truck with a boat trailer bolted onto the back

Elita: One of those shitty Russian cars. You know the ones.

Murph: Jogs. If you get lucky you can win an ice cream kart from a powerup box

Sven: Motorhome mounted on a motorcycle

Wendy: Her Staraptor (because unlike, say, Joel for example, she has no personality outside of "she owns a Staraptor")

Hastings: Penny Farthing

Erma: Rollerskates

Barlow: Army jeep

Luana: Cute bike with a basket on the front for her Buneary and ribbons dangling from the handlebars and a bell

Crawford: A bike but the wheels are made from shoes

Hocus: Stupid gimmick car, ie, a giant top hat on wheels

Ice: Hoverboard

Lavana: Gigantic pink convertible sports car

Heath: Scooter

Blake: Segway

Wheeler: Tricycle with a Dim Sun flag on the back

Red Eyes: Also a Hoverboard but with edgy flame decals on it

Blue Eyes: Powder blue Mini Cooper

Kincaid: OTT villain car complete with bat wings and a giant replica hair swirl

Nema: Flying heap of shit with crappy steering (but is also extremely fast)

Rand and Leanne: Minivan

Elaine: Shitty ancient looking motorbike, complete with a dodgy-looking side car that she makes Ollie sit in

Tim and Bertha: Tractor with a trailer for all their kids

[strattonxpressions]

Jenny Wu

1. Name, Year, Major, and Hometown Jenny Wu, 3rd Year Economics major, San Francisco

2. What is your earliest childhood memory?

My earliest childhood memory is riding tricycles on the top of my preschool’s roof.

3. What’s stopping you?

Not being rich is stopping me.

4. What is something about yourself that you’re proud of?

Something I’m proud of is being super cool.

5. If you could have any one question answered truthfully, what would it be?

What are the numbers for the next winning lottery?

6. Who is your celebrity/fictional crush?

Mark Lee :0

7. How would you spend your ideal birthday?

I would spend my ideal birthday with my closest friends and doing an activity + grabbing food together.

8. What food that starts with the first letter of your name would you only eat for the rest of your life?

Jello

9. What’s one niche interest you have that you must share with the world?

One niche interest I have is collecting kpop photocards.

10. What is a memory with your closest friend and how does it exemplify your friendship together and how you value friendship as a whole (250 words minimum)

A memory I had with two of my closest friends, Tina and Vicky, is flying to LA together with them and visiting Universal Studios. After years of false promises of traveling somewhere together, we were finally able to check it off our bucket list. A core memory was sharing a hotel room with them and watching Single’s Inferno 2 as a way to decompress after being out the whole day. We would watch the show and give our own commentary about the contestants while enjoying some food. I remember going on a late night Whole Foods trip with Vicky and grabbing chips and ice cream for our Single’s Inferno marathon later that night, but things went south when we got back to our hotel room and realized the door had been double locked. We initially thought the key card was broken and even went to the front desk to get it renewed just to find out that Tina had double locked it and went to shower. As Tina showered without knowing we were locked out, Vicky and I ended up sitting on the floor outside our hotel door sharing the tub of ice cream we had just bought and cracking up at our misfortune. This pretty much sums up our relationship as we could be doing the most random things but it’s always a good time! It also reflects how I value friendship as a whole since I am always down to do spontaneous things with people that I feel comfortable with.

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premature ejaculation treatment

Premature Ejaculation Treatment: Effective Solutions for Better Control

Premature ejaculation (PE) is a common issue that affects many men, often leading to frustration, stress, and relationship difficulties. Fortunately, there are several effective treatments available that can help manage and even resolve this condition. Whether you prefer natural remedies, lifestyle changes, or medical interventions, it's possible to regain control and improve sexual performance.

Understanding Premature Ejaculation

Premature ejaculation occurs when ejaculation happens too quickly during sexual intercourse, usually before the individual or their partner desires. It can lead to dissatisfaction and emotional distress, but the good news is that it’s treatable. PE can be caused by a variety of factors, including stress, anxiety, hormonal imbalances, and even underlying health conditions like erectile dysfunction.

Effective Treatment Options for Premature Ejaculation

1. Behavioral Techniques

Start-and-Stop Technique: This involves pausing sexual activity before ejaculation and resuming once the urge subsides. This technique can help build stamina over time.

Squeeze Technique: By squeezing the base of the penis when the urge to ejaculate arises, men can delay ejaculation and enhance control.

2. Kegel Exercises

Strengthening the pelvic floor muscles through Kegel exercises can significantly improve control over ejaculation. Regular practice of these exercises helps to tighten the muscles involved in sexual function, enabling better control during intercourse.

How to do: Identify the muscles used to stop urination, then squeeze and hold them for a few seconds. Repeat 10-15 times a day.

3. Topical Treatments

Topical desensitizing creams or sprays can help reduce sensitivity and prolong the duration before ejaculation. These products are applied directly to the penis to delay ejaculation during sexual activity.

4. Medications

Doctors may prescribe medications to help manage premature ejaculation:

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors (SSRIs): These antidepressant medications can delay ejaculation as a side effect.

Tricyclic Antidepressants (TCAs): These medications may also help delay ejaculation.

Phosphodiesterase Type 5 Inhibitors (PDE5): Medications like sildenafil (Viagra) may improve blood flow and assist in achieving better control over ejaculation.

5. Herbal Supplements

Certain herbs are known to help with stamina and sexual function:

Ginseng: Known for its aphrodisiac properties, ginseng can boost libido and improve sexual endurance.

Ashwagandha: This herb helps manage stress, reduce anxiety, and improve sexual performance.

Horny Goat Weed: It’s believed to improve erectile function and increase sexual stamina.

6. Relaxation and Stress Management

Anxiety and stress are common causes of premature ejaculation. By managing stress through techniques like deep breathing, mindfulness, meditation, or yoga, men can improve their focus, reduce performance anxiety, and delay ejaculation.

7. Diet and Nutrition

Certain foods can help improve sexual health:

Bananas: Rich in potassium and bromelain, they improve blood circulation and reduce anxiety.

Dark Chocolate: Contains flavonoids that promote healthy blood flow.

Nuts and Seeds: Packed with zinc and omega-3 fatty acids, these can improve testosterone levels and enhance sexual performance.

Avoiding alcohol, caffeine, and processed foods can also help maintain hormonal balance and stamina.

8. Couples Therapy

For some men, PE is linked to relationship dynamics and psychological factors. Talking to a therapist, either individually or as a couple, can help address emotional concerns, communication issues, and performance anxiety, improving sexual satisfaction for both partners.

When to Seek Medical Help

If home treatments and lifestyle changes don’t improve the situation, or if PE causes significant emotional distress, it’s important to consult a healthcare provider. A doctor can diagnose the underlying causes and recommend appropriate treatment options, which may include therapy, medication, or specialized treatments.

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Conclusion

Premature ejaculation is a treatable condition, and with the right combination of techniques, lifestyle adjustments, and medical treatments, men can regain control and improve their sexual performance. It’s important to be patient, as finding the right solution may take time, but with persistence, a satisfying and fulfilling sexual experience is possible.