#cream in my jeans

[bitter69uk]

Born on this day: outrageous sewer-mouthed American glitter-punk chanteuse, transgender trailblazer, cult icon, filth elder and the Queen Mutha of us all – Miss Jayne County (13 July 1947)! Auntie Jayne’s career is like a defiant one-woman assault on good taste. In the seventies, backed by her band The Electric Chairs, County (then billed as Wayne) was the undisputed drag queen of choice for hardened punks on both sides of the Atlantic, vomiting up ultra-raunchy diatribes like “Fuck Off” and “Cream in My Jeans��. After the band split, County relocated to relative obscurity in Berlin before transitioning and re-emerging with a solo career as self-made woman Jayne. In addition to music, County is a charismatic occasional screen presence in underground queer cinema (like Jubilee (1978) by Derek Jarman and City of Lost Souls (1983) by Rosa von Praunheim). All punk fans know “Fuck Off” but other Jayne-ified tracks to investigate include “Bad in Bed”, “Toilet Love”, “Mean Motherfucking Man,” “I’m in Love with Dusty Springfield” (County’s valentine to an early hairstyle role model) and the anthemic “Everyone’s an Asshole but Me”. Her autobiography Man Enough to Be a Woman is essential reading. Pictured: photo of County performing at The Underworld in Camden Town, London in 2005 by me! Read my tell-all 1995 interview with County here.

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memory - Team Days

[viasdreams]

MARK JISUNG STICKY CHALLENGE

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING !!!

SOMETHING GOT STICKY THATS FOR SURE

[whirlybirbs]

(posts horny thoughts about my comic book man)

(leaves)

[gayvampyr]

people have been noticing and complimenting my outfits lately and it makes me happy because i really do put a lot of thought into them. today my supervisor said “you’re always coordinated and you’re very good at it” like yay ❤️

[knickknacksandallthat]

now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows

anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:

*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*

MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.

AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.

DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-

MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?

JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?

MATT: And?

JEAN: And what?

MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?

JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.

AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.

ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.

MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?

KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?

JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.

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[aot-apricity]

Wrapped up in beach towels with ice cream after a swim in the sea 🌊

[the-real-daddy-van-der-bellen]

you might think i grew out my hair because I simply think it's pretty. but in truth it is so that i can eat ice cream and when i inevitably get it on my shirt, i can simply hide the stain with my hair.

[harrisonbrainrot]

HARRISON IN DENIM.

[heavenbarnes]

https://x.com/fludderpy/status/1796598584877682971?t=g4F4-IuxVBdhQq73_c4cMA&s=19

Look this is so hot

FUCKING HELL 🥹

god i cannot believe someone finally did it- it’s too much

[jeanralphiosbf]

throws rocks at him

[sondheim-girly]

me, after 11 hours of tech: CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR

[leolaroot]

dear random.asexual follower im glad my tags resonated with you unfortunately i must reveal that my tags wrre written with exceptionally horny intent. likr kind of the opposite of what you interpreted it. im very sorry please have a beautiful sunday.

[dayurno]

I hope Jean's mean and a bitch and angry and I hope that he bites all the Trojans fingers off as they try to calm him down like a wild horse. Amen

jeans uniform at usc

[brainrotcharacters]

hi I'm Eliza I'm Filipino and I cried during the credits montage of Deadpool and Wolverine

[muteddaydreams]

I’ve heard the rizzness so many times against my will