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Born on this day: outrageous sewer-mouthed American glitter-punk chanteuse, transgender trailblazer, cult icon, filth elder and the Queen Mutha of us all – Miss Jayne County (13 July 1947)! Auntie Jayne’s career is like a defiant one-woman assault on good taste. In the seventies, backed by her band The Electric Chairs, County (then billed as Wayne) was the undisputed drag queen of choice for hardened punks on both sides of the Atlantic, vomiting up ultra-raunchy diatribes like “Fuck Off” and “Cream in My Jeans”. After the band split, County relocated to relative obscurity in Berlin before transitioning and re-emerging with a solo career as self-made woman Jayne. In addition to music, County is a charismatic occasional screen presence in underground queer cinema (like Jubilee (1978) by Derek Jarman and City of Lost Souls (1983) by Rosa von Praunheim). All punk fans know “Fuck Off” but other Jayne-ified tracks to investigate include “Bad in Bed”, “Toilet Love”, “Mean Motherfucking Man,” “I’m in Love with Dusty Springfield” (County’s valentine to an early hairstyle role model) and the anthemic “Everyone’s an Asshole but Me”. Her autobiography Man Enough to Be a Woman is essential reading. Pictured: photo of County performing at The Underworld in Camden Town, London in 2005 by me! Read my tell-all 1995 interview with County here.
#jayne county#wayne county and the electric chairs#jayne county and the electric chairs#transgender#transsexual#punk#punk rock#punk diva#punk chanteuse#lobotomy room#cream in my jeans#man enough to be a woman#jubilee#rosa von praunheim#city of lost souls#derek jarman#punk zine#maximum rocknroll#fierce#filth elder#glitter punk#queer#lgbtqia#kween#queen mutha of punk
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u got me so in love [ft. p.hn]
@ yn : idk sounds like a you problem tbh @ hanni : oh yeah? watch me make it into an us problem rn babe <3
pairing : bsf!hanni x f!reader genre : angst w a dash of crack cw/tw : swearing + uneditted + hints of reader being possessive/jealous + surprise moka appearance! <3 wc : 0.5k
you saw hanni before she saw you.
however, to be fair, the fact that in every hallway, every room, every crowd in general, your eyes would always, always be constantly in search of her did give you a fair advantage.
she was pulling someone along by their arm, in that trademark cheerful manner of hers.
but she was too busy in conversation to notice you staring.
too busy in conversation to notice how you forcibly immersed yourself into conversation with minji just to appear unbothered.
you almost succeed.
keyword : almost.
she finally approaches you. the traitor. misusing that beautiful grin of hers to force a matching one on your own face.
“y/n!! you remember we have to be at school this saturday right? for the physics project?”
you can’t help but be distracted by how she’s still holding some other girl’s hand. you don't think you've seen her before, she's probably new - and your best friend, being the absolute sweet soul that she is probably offered to show her around.
but it's crazy if you think about it – hanni has no shortage of friends and physical touch is how she shows affection. plus it’s not like the two of you are together or anything; she's only your best friend.
so why does it bother you this much?
you carefully hide the annoyance starting to creep up on your features and shrug noncommittally (a VERY inappropriate response to the question she'd asked).
hanni looks like she’s finally noticed something.
“oh! moka, these are my friends!” she gestures towards you, “and side note : this one's for sure the cutest!” “is that how you usually introduce people?” you deadpan; the compliment not doing much to appease the vague ickiness you feel.
“no!!” hanni huffs sheepishly, “minji, y/n, this is the new transfer student sakai moka; she’s in my class!”
before either you or minji is able to reply, the school bell rings and a bustling crowd of students surges through. the 2 of you get separated from hanni and .. moka.
you’re left just a little dazed but aren’t able to dwell much on it when some other classmates/acquaintances/friends engage you in random mindless chatter which you'd be damned if you were even half interested in.
- the next you see the two of them is by the stairwell; both of them standing against the wall, animatedly talking about something or the other.
could it be that she’s waiting for you?..
as soon as the crowd parts enough way to walk through, you, ironically, lose sight of her completely.
.. so she wasn’t waiting.
the entire occurrence leaves you with a bitter taste in your mouth.
and the idea of processing whatever you’re feeling seems a little too much for you to be able to handle right now.
you can't help but suddenly remember when just an year earlier, you and hanni had been sitting together on these same stairs. she'd confessed that she wasn't looking forward to going to the next grade because that would mean both of you would be different classes.
she'd made you promise you wouldn't become best friends with someone new you met. she'd made you promise to only be hers.
too bad you just laughed it off back then.
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when you check your phone later, a flurry of notifications greet you, all from a certain someone who’s been on your mind quite literally all day.
● hanniiee (cutest bestest most perfect bff) :3 <3
Y/NNN Y/NNNNIEEE WHERE’VE U BEEN ALL DAYYY IMYYY
oh and omg moka told me the funniest story about her old school you’ll love her smmm fr :((
AWW HOLD ON NO WAY minji js texted 🤭🤭🤭 is my darling a little jealous perhaps~~ ?? u know ur always my no.1 y/nnie <33
CALL MEEE ALR LOSER
ah shit wait i need to go over to moka’s rn to help w school work
call me when u can tho i’ll be free to pick up anytime !!!
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but when you call hanni a little later, you’re met with an automated response.
the number you have dialed is currently busy. please try again.
notes : bambisnc comeback no wayyy anyw what if i changed my user back to bambinsc guys ive totally not being having sm thoughts about doinf that + [m.list] song rec : te quiero - kissoflife! <3
𐙚 . regulars : none yet! ⋆
pt.2 <3
#right yes so lore on this : basically what happened/is happening currently w me and my current bsf except a bit more dramatized#order's up~! 📋⋆𐙚#ice creams.♡︎🍧#div by : jelllijeans n pics from : m-yioi#newjeans#newjeans x reader#newjeans fluff#newjeans hanni#hanni x reader#hanni newjeans#hanni pham x reader#new jeans x reader#hanni pham#pham hanni#pham hanni x reader
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people have been noticing and complimenting my outfits lately and it makes me happy because i really do put a lot of thought into them. today my supervisor said “you’re always coordinated and you’re very good at it” like yay ❤️
#today i wore a cherry sweater with cherry earrings and a red jacket that matched#jacket was corduroy and fleece lined#also wore dark red/burgundy boots and a matching scrunchie and some cream-colored boot socks with red accents#and blue jeans to balance the red#and i used my red phone case#wish i could post a pic but privacy and anonymity etc
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now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows
anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:
*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*
MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.
AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.
DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-
MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?
JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?
MATT: And?
JEAN: And what?
MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?
JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.
AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.
ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.
MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?
KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?
JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.
Part 2 to this ask
#cue chaos and kevin's apartment going to shambles#just another fox reunion#wymack doesn't even blink when neil answers kevin's phone only to find#renee standing on top of a thoroughly pissed jean#boyd up in dan's arms like a frightened cat#kevin with his hair standing on end and face red as he stands between the two snapping something#Allison gleefully still recording on her cell phone#aaron and katelyn packing up to leave#while Andrew and Jeremy sit in the background eating bagels with strawberry cream#hell yes I'm pushing the Knox/Minyard friendship agenda#I just feel like for some reason if anyone was going to get to Andrew it'd be Jeremy#brilliant add anon#fic asks#a fallen star#my works#kevin day#jeremy knox#jean moreau#kerejean#matt boyd#aftg#all for the game#lovely people#thank you for the ask anon!
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Wrapped up in beach towels with ice cream after a swim in the sea 🌊
#attack on titan#aot#aot fanart#armin arlert#levi ackerman#hange zoe#connie springer#mikasa ackerman#sasha braus#jean kirstein#eren jeager#shinjeki no kyojin#snk#fanart#made this agessss ago#it's part of a bigger project I plan to complete soon lol#wish I was at the beach with ice cream tbh#or Armin's triple scoop sorbet#my art#aot-apricity
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you might think i grew out my hair because I simply think it's pretty. but in truth it is so that i can eat ice cream and when i inevitably get it on my shirt, i can simply hide the stain with my hair.
#when i was young my parents never bought me white or light-colored clothing because i would get them dirty#in ways even the best detergent was impossible to get clean#(i mean we had a sour cherry tree to climb around on. and sour cherr stains are forever)#my mom was right if course.#when i was 13ish - in my parents mind old and responsible enough to get light-colored pants i wanted#i destroyed them literally the first time i wore them#didn't jusz get them dirty#fell down skateboarding and had two giant holes in both knees#i mean i was used to sturdy jeans which would have been fine probably#but yeah i am not made for light clothing#i used to only wear black band or Festival shirts for metal reasons#and earlier this year i bought two light green shirts#because it is hot af in summer#guess what happens every time i wear them#guess what happened just now as i was sitting down in a not-windy area and eating ice cream
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HARRISON IN DENIM.
#harrison ford#indiana jones#han solo#the man the myth the legend#bro i want to chew the denim off of him#the Canadian tuxedo is so bold and so my type#thats so slutty of him like how DARE he???#ughghhgghhgghgghh please#harrison i will rock your world youll never have it better#I'd cream my jeans for him.
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https://x.com/fludderpy/status/1796598584877682971?t=g4F4-IuxVBdhQq73_c4cMA&s=19
Look this is so hot
FUCKING HELL 🥹
god i cannot believe someone finally did it- it’s too much
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I hope Jean's mean and a bitch and angry and I hope that he bites all the Trojans fingers off as they try to calm him down like a wild horse. Amen
jeans uniform at usc
#jean: i can be trusted around my happy go lucky teammates#asks#jean#(worst man in the world) My sweet boy#my cream cheese boy........
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me, after 11 hours of tech: CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES CALORIES SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR
#I got ice cream and my life is fixed now#jesus this was a long weekend#I'm gonna sleep now#and its gonna be so great#and then I have school#and I will cry#theater kid#musical theatre#musicals#broadway#broadway musicals#musical theater#tech week#jean has thoughts
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dear random.asexual follower im glad my tags resonated with you unfortunately i must reveal that my tags wrre written with exceptionally horny intent. likr kind of the opposite of what you interpreted it. im very sorry please have a beautiful sunday.
#me: aughhhhhh creaming my jeans bc this sexy vampire isnt even turned on by my pathetic blood.#the asexual warriors of this earth : maybe i can relate to that ?
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hi I'm Eliza I'm Filipino and I cried during the credits montage of Deadpool and Wolverine
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#i saw them all so much younger on set and gasped#messing around behind the scenes#but as soon as the cameras rolled they gave me my childhood#it genuinely reminded me my life wasn't as bad as it is now#i miss them#i miss me#now each time i rewatch dp&w highkey i close the screen when the credits roll#girl i can't#not without ice cream and tissues on hand#that first time i still remember the broken sob that came out of me#like BITCH HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME HAPPY#hate them#i'd kill for them#x men 1#x men 2000#famke janssen jean grey#halle berry storm#halle berry ororo munroe#james marsden scott summers#james marsden cyclops#sir patrick stewart professor x#sir patrick stewart charles xavier#i recognized the entrance to cerebro so quick and i stopped breathing#now i know what the older generations feel like recognizing their faves in recent films#them recognizing blade and logan is me getting x men 1 back
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I’ve heard the rizzness so many times against my will
#it’s my sisters bf favorite song rn#he’ll play that and then baggy jeans and then cream soda like brother these are 3 very different songs#my sister hates baggy jeans badly and the rizzness too😭
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I wonder if it's weird for people that like grew up with horrible histories to see me lusting over ben. is it like if a mutuals was just wicked hornt up for one of the wiggles?
#I mean yall all creamed your jeans for mat in the dick turpin song tho#so which is it#I can't think of an equivalent show.#like one with real people that some kids had crushes on#like..... bill nye?#is it the same as if one of my friends masturbated to bill nye?#ben willbond#horrible histories#highposting
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KINKTOBER DAY 1 ⟪ pairing : kevjean — creampie ⟫ Often late at night in the Nest, you could hear the shower running in the empty locker room, the waterfall drowning any suspicious sounds. Back against the cold black tiles, mouth gagged by a big hand, eyes rolled back — Jean is helpless, can't move, won't move while Kevin is plowing into him, making him keen. The sudden bite mark on his shoulder, a vicious little things, way more different than the usual bruises and the rush of hot thick liquid inside the most vulnerable part of his body make him gasp a quiet little moan, already spent and oversensitive.
Panting, suddenly exhausted, it takes a few more seconds to shake the haze, pushing Kevin away, wincing when the come leaks out of him, clumsy fingers grabbing the nearest soap. « Fucking dirty bastard. »
The french accent is strong, fake haughtiness making his voice hard as ice but the deep answering laugh of his friend ? bestfriend ? lover ? is enough to make him know that the act isn't convincing. Jean turn his back away to hide his smile, peaceful for once.
#kevjean#kevin day#jean moreau#nana tries#kinktober#it's my first time i'm veryyyy nervous#the nest#stuffing my favorite character full of cream :////#god i'm so nervous#why#trying to make my writing in english better#not very convinced
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hi user dayurno :) how Are you!! i hope you are well and taking care of yourself
HIYA im well! nursing a filthy vice of buying ice cream after class despite losing my job in february (f in the chat) but otherwise using the free time to draw a lot and manage fest activities! ummm what else….. the other day i got home at 6am from a night out and my neighbor was leaving for work which was so embarrassing…… thinking of going back on dating apps but maybe not after all….. doing a group project with a girl i really can’t stand…….. might go out tomorrow but unsure. sorry this is the randomest update on how i’ve been doing but nonetheless it’s true!!!i feel like i simultaneously have nothing and everything going on 🤔 hmmm! thinking of opening commissions and posting more art :) ALSO if you can believe it my college professor is my aunt!
#also decided i need more dykes in my life but thats the easy part since there are clubs and bars and such#the ice cream thing is seriously an issue though i bought one today… soft serve…. so delicious#also i convinced miss niknak to let me add a scene in our fic where jean wears a playboy suit#so basically im winning#asks
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