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[inkskinned]

actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt

[leclerc-apologist]

If tiktok is getting banned I need to post this max edit for posterity

[aq2003]

imagine you need to get away from the house and your responsibilities for a hot second and there's this bus driver/tour guide you meet and he invites you on a one-time big sightseeing trip (what the bus driver is telling himself. don't worry about that). and at first you think it's like a date and he's into you but this dries up maybe half a day in when the sightseeing goes wrong and he starts angsting about his dead girlfriend. anyway the trip gets extended and he's still the worst most disappointing tour guide in the world so you do the emotional equivalent of poking at him with a stick and asking what the hell is wrong with him. bus driver relents and reveals that his whole family is dead and he's been trying to avoid thinking about it by being a bus driver. you listen to him as he talks about how nice his town was before it exploded and you suddenly realize that the bus driver is furiously grieving/homesick/depressed and you're like the only thing stopping him from driving off a cliff and into the sea. especially bc the next day you run into the mafia and the bus driver starts screaming at them to kill him. then he hugs an electric fence. and then he tells you to take the bus keys and leave him and screams at the mafia to kill him again. and like this is so obviously horrific but what can you do besides stay with him on more sightseeing trips and hope you're doing enough to keep him alive. bc one of the responsibilities you ducked from was your job of saving people and this stupid fucking bus driver is a person in need of saving so bad. even if he starts shutting down when he manages to catch that you're directly onto how unstable he is. anyway, on an unrelated note, ten and martha from hit tv show doctor who,

[oscahpitlane]

an rc car forum discusses 9-year-old Oscar Piastri

[heavenbarnes]

craving drunk simon. like at the bar with the rest of the team an hes glued to readers hip, showering her in compliments. all lovey n shit idk maybe im jus crazy💗

oh the concept of it really bringing older bf!simon out of his shell- too lush to even THINK about.

he’s perched on a stool and you’re stood between his legs, arms wrapped around you and his face buried in your neck. undoubtedly he’s whispering the craziest stuff.

“mmm, can’t wait t’get y’home”

“maybe y’can just rub on it a little? nobody’s watching”

except everybody is watching, johnny’s hazy eyes are watching you both from across the table and you’re not sure who’s more hot and bothered- him or simon.

or if you’re at the pool table and price is trying to teach you how to play but every time you bend over to shoot, you’ve got gaz practically barking.

and that’s not even to mention the fact simon presses into you from behind as you try to line up.

it’s all silly and heated and you don’t mind a minute of it (so what if attention feels nice?) because it means simon is unequivocally himself.

he’s got his hands all over you, pulling you into his chest, and running off at the mouth.

“y’so fuckin’ beautiful, make me the luckiest man alive”

“all these gits wanna’ take y’home? but it’s this stupid git that’s doin’ it”

when you get him out in the night air to begin the trek home, you know it’s the drink talking but you KNOW it’s actually him talking.

“might fuck around n’marry you, yeah?”

[ryewwww]

Didn’t expect truck driver!simon to blow up like that so here’s part 2!

Part 1

⚠️: fem!reader, age gap, readers first time, choking, Simon’s rough, squirting(👁️👁️), lowkey sex addict!reader, oral (m receiving) I probably missed something, forgive me😣

The night ended with Simon being the first person to claim you.

It was painful because he was so fucking big. Thick, veiny and slightly curved. You nearly tapped out with just the tip.

He held your hands tightly against the mattress, pushing in slowly to let you adjust. Tears had escaped from the corners of your eyes but Simon was quick to kiss them away.

“S’alright, birdie. You’ll adjust.”

Simon had to gather every bit of patience in his body for you. Because god, all he wanted to do is snap his hips into you, fucking you till you’re crying and seeing stars on his dick. You’re so fucking pretty and vulnerable under him, it was sight he yearned for.

When you finally adjusted and whined for more, it was game over. He had you folded in half, thrusting in so hard and deep. You moan loudly, back arching and toes curling. “S-Simon! Too big!”

“Oh, but you’re a big girl, birdie.” He muttered lowly in your ear. “Learn to take it.”

Simon couldn’t help but be a little rough. Large hands wrapping around your neck, controlling your breath intake as he fucks into you faster.

He loves seeing you like this. Absolutely spent and out of your mind because of his cock. You couldn’t even form a coherent sentence. All you could do is moan and babble as he fucked you stupid.

Your thighs shook around him, an unfamiliar but powerful feeling overcoming you. Simon knew you were coming, but he desperately wanted to cum with you so he rutted. Your legs spread, cock hitting your gspot repeatedly as you release around him, squirting on his pelvis.

Simon finishes at the sight, pushing in deep to bottom out before pumping your womb full of his warm cum. You thighs couldn’t stop shaking, tears couldn’t stop flowing but your eyes held hearts. You fucking loved it.

And since your first time, you’ve been relentless.

Simon will never get tired of fucking you but shit, he felt like his dick was going to fall off. He should’ve figured—you’re young, energetic and fucking needy as hell.

The moment he steps foot through the door, you pounce. You’re on him, legs wrapped around his waist, shirt on the floor as he takes you to the couch and gives you what you want.

Simon’s just sooo hot, you can’t help yourself. Simple things like him changing the oil for his truck, when he rolls out from under, tank top stained, and sweat gleaming. God, you have him back inside, bouncing on his cock, milking him dry.

When he has to go for long work trips, you’re with him. He pulls into a truck stop and calls it a night. But when you finally settle in bed, cuddling quickly turns into mating press that causes the whole truck to shake.

And it doesn’t even stop there. When you go to the truck stop shower the next morning, he’s fucking you in there too. The wet sounds barely covered by the water spraying down. Didn’t help that your moans echoed off the tiled walls even louder.

Back in the truck, the trip resumed. Like always Simon lets you yap away about the latest reality show you’ve been watching. About a few hours into driving, you were feeding him some berries, and when he turned his head to look at you, you were in your lingerie.

Simon’s eyes widen before turning his head back on the road. You laugh so hard at his reaction, which sparks confusion in him. “Birdie, what happened to your clothes?”

“You were so concentrated on driving, I took them off to see if you’d even notice. And you didn’t.” You said before popping a berry into your mouth.

To you, it was like a little game but to Simon, a tent was growing in his pants. Too bad for you, you didn’t know that there was a rest stop coming up. He pulled into it when you were distracted on your phone and when you look up to see why you’re slowing down and then stopping, he quickly parks the truck and is on you.

He’s got you on your knees, gagging on his cock. You obey, keen on pleasing him. You suck him till your cheeks hollowed, tongue swirling around his tip, eyes keeping contact with his. His hands are tangled in your hair, pulling it all back while guiding your head up and down his cock. He’s cumming down your throat and you swallow it all, not daring to waste a drop. And he praises you for your nasty work.

“Good birdie, not wasting a drop of my seed.”

Simon pulls you up, hiking your leg up to the passenger seat so he can fuck you deeply from behind. An arm is wrapped around your neck, keeping you closely against him as he began to pick up his speed. His fingers came down to rub your clit, matching the pace of his thrust. You whimper, holding onto his arm, letting him take you however he wants.

He then turns you around and pushes you on the mattress, legs on his shoulders in an instant as he fucks into you harder. Both of you were so close, and fuck, you were desperate for a release. Skin slapping filled the air and when his fingers rubbed your clit harder, you jolted, clenching so fucking hard around him as you came.

He was close behind, his thrust getting sloppier until he pushed deeper, filling you up.

He leaned down, kissing you passionately and praising you for taking him so so well. He tucked you into the bed before going back to the drivers seat and continuing the route.

Part 2 of truck driver!Simon. Should I do part 3? 👀

(This is also unedited, sorry for any mistakes)

[fcaruana]

he told a fan to get the 43 tattooed and then got scared when she did it for real 😭

it doesn't come off?

[d10medes]

Nasty dog

[petit-papillion]

Waving to his people 👋

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[burntproxy]

pose reference by mellon_soup used !

a little casual stony thing to close off march since I literally havent drawn anything but my ocs the entire time... also sorry to the devout stucky fans that follow me that will be disappointed to know that I have a multishipper heart but pls let me know if this looks good 👍

[dulcetmclaren]

silvia said act like you like each other but these mofos heard fall in love

[superm4ks]

Kevin: hey can I have some sim data to help with my setup

Gene haas: what the FUCK are u talking about. Can you do this

Kevin: ya ok

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mama, i’m chasing a ghost

[thedawningofthehour]

I have a week left of my twenties guys what crazy shit should I get up to