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mariemothenjoyer · 4 days ago

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I like how almost no one draws 3Dante's stupid bangs. Look at this.

Hello?? How do you see??

And as far as i know he only has this hair in game. In no promo material or official renders does he have those stupid bangs that make him look a little cross-eyed.

#No hate to the people who have this hairstyle 🙏#Crazii talk #Devil May Cry #DMC3 #DMC Dante

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mariemothenjoyer · 4 months ago

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When you said crack shop i thought you meant Dante and Joel selling and smoking crack together

Crack shop idea

Dante x joel

Joelte

@moistcologne08 thank you for the name :3

#crazii talk #rb

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hazelfoureyes · 7 months ago

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would Alastor have sex with a girl on her period? I feel like he’d like it cuz the blood but I wanted to ask the expert ❤️❤️

EXPERT?! Look what you did!

Hazel imagines….

Alastor would see your fidgeting, the way you crossed your legs and squirmed in your seat while listening to people talk around you.

He’d catch you in the hall, twirling his microphone staff, “Why the pout?”

You’d frown, “It’s personal, Alastor.”

“Ah so it’s related to your menstruation.” He said it too casually, you stopped so quickly he nearly fell forward when he stopped too. Alastor read your face, “Smell, dear. I’ve got quite an impressive nose.”

Mortified, “Everyone can smell me?”

He shrugged leaning against his staff, “Who knows? I didn’t care to ask.”

Your eyes looked to the left and down, “That almost makes it worse.”

“As much as I love guessing games,” his eyeroll said he did not in fact love guessing games, “care to clue me in to what we’re talking about?”

“It’s per-,” you couldn’t finish.

“A broken record is no fun, darling.” He closed the distance between you, “I can smell many things. So why not be forthright with it, hmm?” His head cocked to the side, a flash of his threatening radio dial eyes beaming down at you.

“My partner wont touch me, but I’m when I’m on my period I get so -,”

“Aroused.”

His blunt reply with that high toned accent was a punch to your gut, “Yeah. I already feel like shit and they wont even let me in bed with them.” Your chin quivered, emotions sensitive.

Alastor lifted your downcast face with the rounded back of his microphone, tutting, “Has the hotel run out of towels?”

You shook your head, confused.

“No more hot water?”

Another shake.

“Well I don’t see the problem then.” His face leaned down, back curving to lower to your much shorter height, “I’ve never shied away from getting a little bloody.”

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I think if he was down to fuck for whatever reasons he had, the embarrassment reader had of their period would just enhance his enjoyment. If they weren’t embarrassed, he’d still not be offended by the sight and smell of blood, quite nostalgic if nothing else. 👀

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smartmarkally · 5 years ago

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A few weeks back Stephen ran into Crazii Shea. The madman was excited to talk about Asylums upcoming show in Clearfield PA.

#indy wrestling #professional wrestling #pro wrestling #indie wrestling #wrestling #independent wrestling #pennsylvania #central Pennsylvania

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poisonbooknerd · 7 years ago

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The sights and sounds of the midway fade, and all I hear is buzzing. I close my eyes as more pissed-off tears fill my eyes. Why won’t they go away?

“You okay?” a guy asks.

I open my eyes and focus on the ground. My eyes are red, I know they are. I can feel the puffiness of my skin. I take a deep breath, look up to explain I’m okay, and freeze.

Holy hell. It’s the boy from Whack-A-Mole. He’s so much more breathtaking this close, and I have no idea how that’s possible.

“Are those guys bothering you?” he asks.

My forehead furrows. Yes, they are, but telling him the truth and inviting him into my problems seems wrong.

“Since you’re so talkative, I’ll start the conversation,” he says. “If you want to get rid of those guys then stand here and talk to me, and I’ll stand here and talk to you. You can smile like you know me because it’s tough to make me smile, and it will seem fake. Then I can try to win you a stuffed animal. Won’t be a snake, but it will do. Those losers will catch on we’re friends. Eventually, they’ll keep walking, and then they’ll return to their loser frat house where they’ll play with themselves for the rest of the night because they don’t know how to properly talk to a girl.”

I blink because all thought processes have taken a mini break. Either that or I’m having a stroke.

“Just a smile. Maybe a few mumbled words. Tell me anything. Doesn’t have to be poetic. Just your lips moving in my direction without your current blank expression.”

I blink again, many times, as the sights, sounds and smells of the midway blast back as if someone had pushed the play button on my life. I flash the perfectly practiced public smile I’ve used too many other times in my life.

“I don’t know how to get them to leave me alone.” I pause, then the bitterness leaks out as well as a grim grin. “At least not without a baseball and a well-placed throw. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to continue their genetics.”

The right side of his mouth tips up, and my eyes narrow on him. “I thought you didn’t smile easily.”

“I have a twisted sense of humor, and I didn’t think a girl like you could make me laugh. You’ve done it twice now. That’s a record for the past year.”

I bristle, still on the dangerous edge of anger. “A girl like me?”

“Yeah, one that’s out of my league. Listen, if you want to get out of this situation without it escalating, let me know. Otherwise, I’ll take a step back, and you can do whatever you need. I’m all about helping, but I’m not looking to get into a fight. Your call on how this goes down, but if it’s violence, you’re on your own.”

He says he doesn’t want to partake in violence, but there’s an essence about him that says he could drop anyone at any time and do it without breaking a sweat.

He’s looking at me, I’m looking at him, and the flutter in my chest returns.

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candy-diaries · 8 years ago

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so im wr im sitting here writing fom va beach hang with my best friend who’s birthday is today and sadly my other former best friend is who i m worried about because she wants to take a break from now i would be fine with this normally but lately we been distant anyway due to change her living situation. but back to this bs so she brought a bunch topics on stuff that said or done that irk her now lets be real here i guess she never said or done anything that irk me but i would never bring that back to be like we basically need stop being friends for a while so i feel very hurt because this someone i consider to be my sister it heavy on my mind because she does things or says thinks that irk or she dismissed how feel on something and say im crazii and just feel like that it not cool brought to her attention and it wasnt cool. so i feel like fine u wanna be mia but when u decide to pop back in dont expect me to feel like everything the same doesn't expect me feel like ur my little sister when u let petty bs get between us ppl dont realize lost i felt in last year an half i lost mom then this past October i lost my aunt who though we werent close i felt close her to her because my mom was close to her and she hecked up on me all the time after she past. then my grandfather past last month. so i know that i depend on my friends a lot for support because person i used to talk to and get advice from the most was my mom and she no longer here so i focused i now my friend to help me . but all this is besides the point i never needy i was never that person . but so much lost is saddening for me i deal with thing diffrently im not let roll up for months kind of person just hold on dearer to ppl im closer too so it sucks because it over fact she offended me i brought to her attention then again then to dismiss me and the annoyance and frustration of a situation i got loud i admit but she instead of talking it out hung u p on me i instantly apologuized explaing y i loud but she mia for almost a week but what hurt the most is that she didnt check on me for my mom bday she just made me so depressed it like common decency u make sure that im ok but it fine because i feel like when does decide the breaks over i think that i dont know how i feel bout this friendship I hate losing ppl that care to me but if this how ur goingto treat me i need i was even given decency of a phone call know how i feel bout txt messaging i hate it for important stuff

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books-n-wine · 8 years ago

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CHAPTER ONE

I shifted my weight on my feet and bit back a sigh. I should have known she was going to be persistent, but I was done playing nice for her when it was clear her son was so beaten down that he was too scared to make a move or even speak for himself. She was a tyrant and I wasn’t going to subject myself to her vile company anymore. As soon as I slipped inside my apartment I was going to delete all the dating apps I had on my phone.

“I have a dog and she’s leery around strangers.” That was partly true. I did have a dog, a massive blue pit bull that I rescued from a shelter just days before she was supposed to be put down. Dolly looked like a brute, but she was a sweetheart and had never met a human she didn’t want tummy scratches and love from. We were kind of kindred spirits in that way. I mean I didn’t need my ears scratched or my belly rubbed, but I was afflicted with the same pressing need to be liked and accepted by pretty much everyone I came in contact with. It was ingrained in me to at least try to make everyone a friend, and if they didn’t reciprocate my kindness it only forced me to try harder. Sometimes I hated that about myself, and sometimes it was my favorite personality trait because the men and women in my life weren’t the easiest nuts to crack. They all loved me and let me in because I’d refused to let them shut me out.

Well, all except for one man.

I couldn’t hold back my flinch when he crossed my mind because he had warned me about online dating from the get-go, and I hated that he was right about it. I also hated that he was the reason I was desperate to find a man . . . a man who wasn’t him . . . in the first place.

Mommie Dearest shook her head and clicked her tongue at me. “Joseph is allergic to dogs. Your pet will have to go as things progress between the two of you.”

I felt my eyes pop wide and the forced smile I had plastered on my face for the entire evening finally slipped away. I already knew she had a few screws loose, but she was taking her crazy to another level if she thought she could tell me to get rid of my dog or what to do with anything in my life.

I straightened my shoulders and tilted my chin up. It was a look that worked on the drunks and unruly college kids that I hustled out of the bar where I worked every night.

“That’s not going to be a problem because things are not progressing beyond my front door. Thank you both for dinner, but if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go inside and cuddle my dog and erase every online dating app there is.”

The woman narrowed her eyes and stepped around her son. The young man made a noise low in his throat and his eyes widened. I thought he was scared of his mom, but the closer I looked at him the more obvious it became that he was scared for me as the woman advanced. He reached out a hand to grab his mother’s elbow, but it fell away before making contact like he knew the repercussions for intervening would be severe and drastic.

“Listen here, you little . . .” I lifted my hand before she could throw at me whatever insulting word she was going to label me with. I don’t think the woman was used to anyone standing their ground with her because she gasped and fell back a step.

“Stop. I thought I was talking to Joseph. I thought he was a nice guy, maybe a little sheltered and awkward . . . but a nice guy. Obviously it wasn’t him running his dating profile and there was some other agenda here from the start. I’m well past the age where I need a mother’s approval or permission to date her son, so I’m going to go into my apartment and end this date before either side gets nasty.” I looked at the shell-shocked young man hovering behind his mother and mouthed good luck before turning my back on both of them and inserting my key into the door. Dolly barked loud and deep from the other side, which was both comforting and reassuring.

I turned the knob on the door and pushed into the apartment without looking back. Once the door was shut and my dog was happily rubbing against my legs, I tossed my head back and let out a sigh that felt like it was tied to my soul. I was tired, so tired.

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mariemothenjoyer · 8 days ago

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Im in artblock and posted nothing of substance in a while so

Sparda boys' DT paw headcanons ✨

Okay, first off is Dante. He DEFINITELY has bear or big cat paws. Mainly because i like bears and big cats!!! It's also got something to do with the brute strength he relies on in battle, he has a pretty aggressive playstyle.

He is also a total gentle giant so I thought a big animal would fit him.

Vergil, at first I kinda just thought he was the same as Dante, having cat paws and all, then i thought it would be a bit closer to canon, having reptile claws. But after thinking for a bit more i think bird claws suit him more. He is more graceful than his brother in terms of fighting. Plus it looks badass.

Like, this picture is Vergil. You can't convince me otherwise.

Last is Nero, he is simillar to Vergil, but with a twist!! I thought it'd be funny if he had feathers going all the way up to his talons. Apparently this is a mutation in birds, which turns scales into feathers.

After typying this i realized if Nero had this mutation he would have way more feathers on his body...

...Fluffy Nero. Kyrie probably goes crazy for that.

This is Nero now. Im Capcom.

#Sorry if this is a bit incoherent english is not my first language 💔#crazii talk #Devil May Cry #DMC headcanons #DMC Dante #DMC Vergil #DMC Nero

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mariemothenjoyer · 18 days ago

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What if Vergil's (S)DT had feathers instead of scales

What if you could pet him like this

What if he did this when he's relaxing

What if when he was angry he did this to some poor civilian's arm

#crazii talk #Im kinda flip flopping on wether Vergil is a big gentle snake/reptile or a bird #devil may cry #dmc headcanons #Dmc Vergil #dmc

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mariemothenjoyer · 2 months ago

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Dante and a Polar bear comparison

#Bearte is real and this is the evidence #I did that comparison as a joke but looking at the two images oh my god they actually look alike???#Its something about the mouth and the nose i think #crazii talk #Devil May Cry 5 #Devil May Cry #DMC Dante #DMC #Bearte

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mariemothenjoyer · 3 months ago

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The thing that I've always wondered about in the DMC universe is Hell (or the Demon world). It is like a totally different planet - with its own sun and all. With the thought of it being like another planet, I like to think that it took millions of years to develop its ecosystems and lineages, just like earth did.

And I also love the detail of how plants and rock in 'The Demon world' are white just like Sparda's descendants hair, kind of implying that its a natural color for demons to have. It's a bit hard to put into words how crazy i am about the world of Devil May Cry.

Please share your headcanons and lore tidbits i need the food......

#Crazii talk #devil may cry #DMC #This is probably like my first post that is a few sentences long and not slop that is usually in my text tag 😭

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mariemothenjoyer · 2 months ago

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Does anyone remember a weird tumblr account that posted ai generated images of dante covered in sauce??? Their username was literally SaucingDante

#devil may cry #crazii talk #i wanted to search for it again but the blog doesnt exist anymore??

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mariemothenjoyer · 13 days ago

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Literally had no time or energy to draw because of college😟 I am drawing some headcanons for dante finally

#this shit is kijing me #crazii talk