#crater face and vomit boy au

[brokentrafficknight]

Some more Crater Face and Vomit Boy au

[seacottons]

—ateez as boyfriends [ domestic au ]

notes: swearing. suggestive dialogue. fluff. i blame a certain someone for this, not gonna say who. @kireiwoo

— hongjoong

very caring and attentive towards you

so much so, that even his friends have complained how it isn't fair he doesn't scold you like the way he does to them

he enjoys many activities with you, such as

helping him dye his hair an ungodly color every other month

he'll insist you try experimenting with your own tresses

but you only have the courage to dye the very ends of your strands

"i don't think i can pull off that color as well as you do," you'd say.

"that's a load of bull. you'll suit every hair color."

you'll just roll your eyes playfully at his biased behavior.

other activities include getting tiny matching tattoos together.

the tiny flower and butterfly on your wrists was most likely your favorite due to its simplicity in design and the meaning behind it as well.

spontaneous dates are his favorite.

behind closed doors, he loves to constantly shower you with pecks and smooches.

often gets teased by his friends from how whipped he is for you.

randomly books vacations for you two to relax and unwind every so often.

although he enjoys it, he is a big, tired baby when it comes to traveling

always wanting to lean his head against your shoulder

or cuddling you close for warmth due to the airport's air conditioners blasting frigid air.

has written many songs about you

and when he's finally ready, he'll not only ask you to listen to them, but to also spend the rest of your life with him and share his last name as well.

— seonghwa

constant pet names

"darling."

"the sun to my stars."

"the moon to my sun."

"love of my life."

you like to call him mars, mostly.

but he revels when you call him 'twinkle eyes' for some reason.

has a habit of pulling you into his lap.

you'll subconsciously play with the strands of his hair as he does so, him being too distracted bickering with his friends to realize sometimes.

will always give you pleading looks whenever wooyoung or san tease him.

sometimes, you walk in to find wooyoung settling onto your boyfriend's back while he greedily devours the bowl of popcorn entirely by himself.

or other times when both wooyoung and san constrict his limbs with their arms whenever you're near.

"y/n can't save you now, so cut the whining."

you'll only sigh and shake your head in amusement.

"what are you guys doing to my poor boyfriend?"

"he changed the movie we were watching without our permission!"

"because i have no damn clue what's going on, and harry potter is too confusing!"

coffee dates.

loves to sleep with you tucked against his chest.

always has an arm draped around your frame.

butterfly kisses on your neck.

soft touches against the small of your back and waist.

his favorite pastime with you would be stargazing.

"baby, look. it's me, mars-io," he'd say whilst pointing up to the large, bright star in the night sky.

when it's too cloudy outside, or when the weather isn't forgiving, he'll turn on the indoor star projector he bought so the two of you can stargaze in the comfort of your own bed.

— yunho

is the epitome of romantic.

is constantly smothering you in love and affection.

always has heart eyes and admiration in his eyes at whatever small task you do or say.

rant about an ancient dynasty?

heart eyes.

bombard him with useless information about a certain abandoned island.

heart eyes.

gush about the new cute bakery that recently opened up?

heart eyes.

if you had a money jar for every time he says 'i love you', you'd have enough money to buy a plane ticket or two.

always willing to drop everything to help you with whatever it is you need.

will wake up in the middle of the night when you text him to ask if he's awake or not.

willingly stays up to keep you company.

but sometimes, when he's too tired, he'll knock out accidentally and profusely apologize to you in the morning.

very supportive of your life choices.

hates seeing you cry because it makes him want to bawl his eyes out as well.

his hugs are bone-crushing.

but he is a gentle giant nonetheless.

likes to attempt to bake pastries with you.

half of the time, the goods either turn out undercooked or burnt.

"they have love in them, that's all that matters."

will always insist that you can rant to him about anything and everything.

you've never felt so valued in your life before meeting him.

is the most understanding human being you've ever gotten the pleasure of knowing.

"i wish we were vampires," he says one day.

you give him an amused look, lips outstretched into a smile, "why, silly?"

"so we can spend an eternity together."

— yeosang

his heart flutters when you notice the smallest things he does.

it makes him feel appreciated and acknowledged.

like when he changes up his hairstyle or earrings.

or when he wears a new sweater.

a big, big softie when it comes to you.

can and will want to spend all day in your arms on his days off.

quick witted and has a knack for noticing the tiniest detail.

very shy and awkward at first.

but when he gets more comfortable as time passes on, you won't be safe from his snarky little comments anymore.

will constantly bring up the thing you said or did months ago to prove a point.

"oh, you like this flavor? three months ago you told me it tasted like vomit."

"remember that time you woke up in a rush to get to work thinking you were late, only for me to drag you back inside because it was three in the fucking morning?"

you stop mid-chew and peer up from your plate of rice.

"your point, yeosang?"

"oh, nothing this time. i just wanted to tease you."

is the type to have a mid-life crisis when you can't decide on a restaurant.

"but i don't want to eat at the chicken place again," you'll whine.

"it's been thirty minutes, and you still haven't decided what you want!"

"you're rushing me!"

"y/n! just pick!"

loves to cuddle with you, especially in the colder months.

wraps a blanket around your frame and tugs you in closer against his chest.

pretends not to understand your jokes just to spite and tease you.

loves when you cling onto him.

his favorite pastime with you would be just walking around together at night and trying out different types of street food.

or even visiting any of the local beaches for a relaxing walk together.

— san

persistently keen about whenever you feel upset or down.

he reads you better than any open book.

sometimes, it scares you, but you appreciate how he's always so eagle-eyed about your behavior.

loves to hug your head.

you allow wooyoung to crash some of your dates with san sometimes.

other times, san will whine and tell him to go find his own date.

"if y/n accepted you as a boyfriend, then you should've disclosed that i'm part of the deal as well. buy one get one free."

"as what exactly?"

"the hot, clingy best friend."

will take numerous duck-faced selfies of himself because you think they're cute.

often times, he'll ask you to mirror his expression, only for him to press his lips against yours a second before his phone snaps the picture.

likes when you kiss his dimple.

"y/n! it looks like a crater from the amount of times you've kissed it."

he likes to tease you.

a lot.

touchy.

very touchy.

always has an arm around you.

rests his chin against your shoulders.

playfully smacks your rear when you're sassy with him.

or leans in to hold your jaw whilst whispering teasing words into your ear that has you becoming docile and bothered in mere seconds.

has you wrapped around his finger as much as you have him wrapped around your own.

likes to have weekly picnics with you at the park and admires all the dogs running about.

"i should bring byeol next week. maybe she'll like to play fetch too."

"i don't think that's a good idea.."

you often find him fast asleep holding onto a plushie for dear life whenever you're away.

you'll pull it away from his arms, causing him to stir awake groggily.

he'll stare in confusion as you throw the plushie aside, before pulling you in tighter as you wriggle into his arms.

"you're softer than shiber," he'll mumble sleepily against the crown of your head.

— mingi

mingi is sometimes self-conscious around the public eye and others, but when it comes to you, those layers of fear and insecurity get stripped away instantly.

doesn't mind being vulnerable with you.

he craves affection, adores it even, but is insecure about not being able to return it well enough for his liking.

likes when you give him attention.

easily gets jealous when someone else grabs your interest.

reassuring him 24/7.

"yes, mingi. you're the love of my life."

kissing his pouting lips for good measure.

the smallest of gestures has him a blushing mess.

even holding hands in public.

when he's not being a sentimental sap, he'll like teasing you lovingly.

"wow, you have this many photos of me in your phone?"

you'll scrutinize him in confusion.

"are you that obsessed with me, y/n?"

"mingi! you told me to take half of those photos of you!"

"oh, right. i forgot."

a silence weighs down onto the two of you.

"but would you have taken them if i never asked you to?"

constantly laughs about the things you say, although you don't think you're that funny.

always seeks your approval subconsciously.

will always shield you from the rain, playfully yelling at the droplets sometimes.

"you can't make y/n wet! only i can!"

"mingi! we are in public!"

wanted to go strawberry picking because he saw a celebrity try it out on instagram live.

accidentally steps on many berries though.

"it's okay, they'll just make another plant. i did them a favor."

brags about you like no tomorrow.

even for the tiniest, minuscule thing.

"oh, i've already tried the brand of ice cream. y/n always buys that for me."

"i don't need to pay all this money for a measly slice of cake. y/n's cakes are much better."

"no, wooyoung. i'm not jealous of your new shoes." he'll lightly pinch the boy's side, "y/n and i have already bought ourselves matching pairs."

"you two are so fucking cheesy, it hurts."

when he's not bragging about you, he's boasting about himself.

but if that's what helps him raise his confidence levels up, you'll gladly sit down hours on end listening to how he has more 'swag' and 'charisma' than all of his older friends combined.

— wooyoung

teases you like his life depends on it.

says you can't get enough of him, when in reality it's the other way around.

but you let him believe whatever he wants.

but deep down he just really gets satisfied with himself if he raises your mood and makes you smile.

especially when you're not having a great day.

uses way too many emojis when texting you.

"wooyoung, why am i saved as as 'clingy bug' on your contacts?"

he'll squawk indignantly and laugh awkwardly for a second.

"who told you this lie!?"

"seonghwa?"

always wants to show off your love in front of his friends.

"no, i don't want my early birthday gift now. wait until the others show up, and do it front of them."

"but why?"

"so everyone can see how much you love me. can you also cry for good measure?"

"absolutely not."

he enjoys the dates you have in his apartment the most.

the ones where he cooks for you and asks for your help, only for him to pester you about over-seasoning or undersalting something.

"okay, fine! we'll just order take out if it tastes that bad," you pout, flinging a small piece of onion on his face.

his head instantly snaps back to eye you judgingly, fist gripping the poor spatula.

"over my dead body."

"so, y/n. how does my plating look?"

"it's beautiful, wooyoung. you've outdone y-"

"what else is beautiful?" he demands, face leaning over the table to give you a knowing grin.

you shove a piece of meat and rice into his mouth, shrugging nonchalantly.

"me."

he deflates at your answer, spluttering pieces of rice onto your face.

"jung wooyoung, you slob!"

— jongho

is the type of boyfriend to stop you in the middle of the road to tie your shoe for you.

very charming and goofy in his own way.

takes pride in himself and his abilities to cater to your every whim and need.

even when you don't ask for his help.

aggressively opens jars for you when you struggle to pry them open.

"no one messes with my y/n."

"you're fussing at a jar of pickled radish, baby."

the type to cling close to you in public in fear of any of the bicyclists or pedestrians bumping into you and harming you in any way.

sometimes acts like you're made of glass.

while it's endearing occasionally, it is a bit suffocating at other times.

doesn't believe you when you say you're tough and don't need protection.

very selfless and willing to help you with anything you need.

never one to shy away from social gatherings with his friends, always pulling you along with him despite you being shy and clingy most of the night.

also a big tease.

when you help him hold down his legs for sit ups, he asks for a smooch.

pulls away from you when you try to kiss him.

and will laugh at your pouting face as he urges you to try once more.

"stop moving, i just want to kiss you!"

after numerous tries, he finally allows you ( you truly think you over-powered him though ) to kiss his cheeks or lips.

he then proceeds to squawk loudly in retaliation and playful disgust.

although he loves teasing you, when the game is flipped the other way, he'll be a shy mess of embarrassment.

"i don't mumble your name in my sleep."

"you always do, silly."

tucked underneath his macho exterior, you know he's prone to criticism and takes it to heart much more than he likes to show and admit.

so, whenever you get the chance, you always fulfill his need to be appreciated, loved, and taken care of.

is utterly and extremely protective of you.

"who just whistled at you?" he grumbles, "i'll break their jaw like an apple, you know i will."

[anotheraucreator]

Chapter 1 Notion!Tale

Barren Wasteland (Specter)

“Ehew…”

Specter tried to slow his breath as he walked in the wasteland of an unknown AU

“I need water…” He said mouth parched

He shoveled snow with his hands until he lost feeling, but found nothing.

“COME ON!” He dug even deeper into the ground

But the snow began to melt as flames sprouted from below.

“Crap!” he backed away quickly before the being could see him

He hid behind a bush as a thing that could only be described as a beast

The flames around him looked as if a snake was coiled around his body, while he wore charcoal armor that had cracks filled with lava. His eyes weren’t even there but instead were just hollow holes, and his lips split open as if they had been torn apart from each other.

His entire body was made up of white fire incinerating nearly everything in the vicinity.

This was the one known as The Inferno, Emperor Blaze.

Specter’s heart panged against his chest, screaming to get out.

“Hmm, I could’ve sworn someone was here.” Emperor said

He burned the very ground he walked on and sent out flames towards hiding spots.

Specter just wanted to run away, ‘get out of here!’ he thought to himself

He looked around for an escape, when he found the hole Emperor emerged from.

“Where are you~?” He incinerated more and more potential escapes and places to hide

Thankfully Specter was behind him, all he needed to do was jump down.

He began to count down “3...2….”

“Gotcha!” The Emperor turned around quickly and Specter’s heart skipped a beat

“1!!!” He rolled out from under the bush he was hiding in as Emperor reduced it to ashes

Specter got back up and ran towards the entrance to who knows where

“Not so fast.” The Emperor threw out several blue flamed arrows that seemed to erase the air itself, a bead of sweat formed on Specter’s face as he dodged one arrow

He slid into the hole as The Emperor spoke

“I’ll find you again.”

***

“Gah!” Specter had fallen into a cavern and onto a solid rock

He got up with panging in his head

The cavern was hot and humid with several cracks in the walls where lava flowed

The paths which used to be rivers were completely devoid of water.

This only made Specter thirstier.

He limped through the cavern as his hair puffed up until he finally found some source of reflection

He needed this as he couldn’t keep his physical form unless he knew what his appearance was

The flames had combined with some sand and created a field of glass, it was a truly beautiful sight. He ran over and looked into the reflection of himself.

A teenager, brown curly hair, blueish-green eyes, freckles, and tanned skin. His body was well-built seeing as he was surviving with no food or water for months.

After seeing his reflection he sighed and lied down on the glass field.

“Entry number 300, my trust in him was quickly betrayed, It seems the Emperor wanted the ectoplasm for energy, thankfully I escaped.” He had been making entries in an old tape recorder he found. Before he had been clustered and woke up in this unfamiliar landscape

His sanity was lost the first 100 recordings, but he managed to gain it back while in the Emperor’s kingdom. His mother always told him he was special, but was this true? He couldn’t even fight off the Emperor and on several occasions was nearly eaten. He was alone...in a barren wasteland.

As he was deep in thought, the glass broke, revealing a creature so hideous it seemed to shake Specter’s SOUL

A beast with a spinal cord outside of it’s body, one huge yellow eye with a red pupil, teeth able to chew through with steel with ease, red leathery skin, no legs, and two skinny arms with mangled claws. It was so big it filled the entire area below the glass field, which was about the size of a large town.

-GROAA!!!

The monster let out a large roar with it’s mouth open as Specter fell towards it.

Specter wasn’t scared of it however, as he had dealt with more fearsome creatures.

Ectoplasm left his pores, he formed it into a large tentacle about ¼ as big as the monster.

But he quickly created more and latched them onto the creature, at first it seemed useless as Specter was falling even faster towards the monster’s mouth, only 2 minutes until he would be digested. But he had a trick up his sleeve, an electric current dashed down the tentacles hitting the large monster with nearly 10,000 volts of electricity.

The monster shrunk as it was dried of nearly all of it’s blood before turning into slightly undried jerky. Specter fell onto the body and it cushioned him as expected.

He had gone even deeper under the surface, but he didn’t have time for that

He dismantled the monster with a large knife made of Ectoplasm. And started a fire by using his Ectoplasm as an oil and scraping two rocks against each other, sparking a decently sized fire.

He cooked the meat of whatever the monster was (He just started to call it Eyegoblin), and ate it. And like expected, it tasted like vomit, but he still ate it anyway. He needed some food after all that’s happened. His hand was burned from the fire of Emperor, and his other burned from cooking the meat, his left foot lost a big toe from having to fight a wendigo-like skeleton, his right arm had several slice marks from fighting a crazed little girl, and his chest had a deep hole in it that he got from being impaled by a bone from a taller skeleton. Thankfully the hole wasn’t through his body and was able to be covered with ectoplasm until it healed. He thought he looked a little like iron man with his chest like this. As ectoplasm was a pulsing blue slime-like substance. But Specter knew he wouldn’t be able to enjoy his rest and went deeper into the lower floor of the cavern.

Wow, you’re quite Dull (Xerox Sans)

I walked into another room this one filled with...rubber ducks.

“Frikin Discord did this didn’t he?”

[Author: No, this place is...odd]

I turned towards the ghost-like entity known as the author who always traveled with me. Of course they were more like a body base, not looking male nor female, with no special features, just a floating body wearing a jacket and jeans that were for both girls and boys.

“Tsk, I felt a shaking and appeared in this maze of doors, how is this not Dis?” I asked

[Author: *Gasp* Are you doubting me! I feel so hurt.]

I cringed at their words.

[Author: Well in all honesty, I actually have no idea what’s happening, this isn’t my creation]

I looked down the polished, ceramic, hallways. They were white and shone beautifully.

And then there was a girl skeleton. Wearing the usual attire of an armored ninja, but shrunk to fit her and no mask. She had a large pencil on her back and a pouch of miniature bombs on her side.

“Ey kid, go away” I shouted

The skeleton’s eye sockets darkened and she ran towards me at an incredible speed. Seemingly surpassing sound itself.

“Oh shoot!” I barely dodged a bomb that exploded, creating a large crater.

A bead of sweat formed on my skull as a dodged yet another explosion.

[Author: Nope, I ain’t bout to late you storyshift]

“Crap!” Xerox shouted

He ran towards the skeleton with no other option and summoned a gaster blaster

The blast rushed towards her but she easily dodged and threw another bomb that stuck onto Xerox

“I’M HIJACKING THIS!”

[Author: But my time aint up you still got 5 minutes]

‘Crap,crap,crap!!!!’ Xerox thought as the bomb exploded propelling him into a wall, nearly breaking through it. He was coughing up blood but he still had some abilities.

Several red knives shot up from his back and rushed towards the skeleton’s head

[Author: Funny how two skulls are fighting aint it.]

‘SHUT IT’ I thought

[Author: oh no]

“YES!”

[Author: Rest In piece Dull]

“Dull’s a nice name” I said

I proceeded to dash behind Dull and kick her into a wall, she coughed up a large amount of blood. I then summoned BRAVERY fists which crushed her deeper into the wall, and lastly I summoned a gaster blaster that shot her straight through two more walls. She sat there, nearly dead and unconscious

“WOOO I WON” I celebrated

[Author: No, you cheated]

“No u”

[Author: -_-]

“LOSEEERRRRR” I danced over Dull’s body, she began to twitch

“Welp time to go!” I teleported into another room as Dull woke up from her unconscious state.

[outcasts-redeemer]

Deadshot AU

Jaune: *Is slashing at a training dummy in anger*

Yang and Ruby: *Watching from the side of the training room*

Yang: "So..."

Ruby: "Yup. Weiss..." *Rubs her arm* "Should we do something?"

Yang: *shrugs* "I don't see why we would. He seems like he's handling it."

Ruby: *Slumps her shoulders* "I feel like we're not being good friends..."

Yang: *Crosses her arms* "And why is that?"

Ruby: "You tease Weiss about it and push Jaune to keep doing it."

Yang: "I do that with everyone."

Ruby: *Purse her lips together* "But they aren't getting upset by it..."

Yang: *rolls her eyes* "Alright Rubes, what do you think we should do?"

Ruby: *Watches as Jaune slams his shield into the dummy sending it flying off its post* "Guns."

Yang: *shakes her head* "That's your answer to everything."

Ruby: "That's because guns solve everything." *stands up from the bench and runs over to Jaune* "Hey Jaune!"

Jaune: *breathing deeply* "H-Hey Ruby."

Ruby: "Come on I wanna show you something."

Jaune: *Sighs* "Can I reschedule? I'm pretty tired."

Ruby: "Nope."

Jaune: "Can't argue with that... *Sheaths his sword* "Where too crater face?"

Ruby: "Its over here!" *Rose petals out of the room*

Jaune: *Follows the path of red*

Yang: *Grumbles and follows*

*The three enter Beacon's shooting range*

Ruby: *stands at one of the booths covered with a white cloth with a smile on her face*

Jaune: "Uh Ruby? You know I only have a sword right?"

Ruby: "Yup." *Pulls away the cloth showing at least a dozen type of guns from pistols to fully automatic rifles*

Jaune: "Ruby... I have't shot a gun before."

Yang: "Er sis, are you sure you don't want to start him on something smaller? Like a air gun?"

Ruby: "Nope." *Picks up a pistol and hands it Jaune*

Jaune: *Sighs and grips it before aiming it at the closest target and squeezes the trigger*

*pop*

Jaune: *Is rattled by the suddenness of the gun shot* "Woah..." *Smells the small stench of flame dust burning* "Ohh..." *Takes aim again and shoots two more times* "Heh." *Is shaking*

Yang: "You OK there Vomit Boy?"

Jaune: *Turns to look at Ruby and Yang with a crazed smile* "Heheh." *turns back to the range and grips the gun with both hands*

*Proceeds to open fire, shooting as fast as possible*

Ruby and Yang: *Watch with mouths open as he hits bullseye after bullseye.

Jaune: *Reloads the pistol as soon as it is empty and continues firing* "HAHAHAHAHA!"

*Other students start to gather around*

Jaune: *Switches to a dust rifle and fires in both full auto and bursts, switching from target to target with ease*

*Gun after gun is emptied and soon Jaune is standing at the booth shaking with adrenaline*

Jaune: "Woah... That was awesome! What do you think Ruby?" *Turns around and finally notices that half of the first year is just standing there with their mouths open with Ruby in the front* "Guys? Oh... did you want a turn too?"

Everyone: *Stays quiet*

Jaune: "Guys?"

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Crater Face and Vomit Boy

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Having too much fun making these to be honest

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Some more Crater Face and Vomit Boy

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AU where Jaune leaves the Ever After and meets a younger Maria Calavera. Here he learns that being a socially awkward dork is a Silver Eyed Warrior genetic trait and he becomes the Vomit Boy to her Crater Face.