#crash and burn quinn

[twiceinawhile]

what billmos characters would get you for your birthday

it's my birthday tomorrow 🥳 and currently three hours before my party as i post this, i am self indulging :))))

otis

- lord be lucky he showed up

- no wrapping paper

- no card

- if anything, it's his own art

- thank you otis

luigi largo

- does not show up

- sends a formality gift from geneco probably

- if he really likes you like that, it's something he would want (knife, etc)

- thank you luigi

chop top

- terrible wrapping job

- he was going to give you records but ended up keeping them all

- made little crafts instead

- or some metal junk from the battle land tunnels

- thank you choptop

the magician

- couldn't decide

- bought 40 things

- all in three bags

- many magic supplies and probably a lot of candies

- thank you magician

mayor buckman

- NOTHING !!!

- HE'S NOT INVITED

- FUCK YOU BUCKMAN

quinn (giggle)

- ALSO NOTHING

- WAS INVITED DIDNT SHOW UP

- CALL ME BACK QUINN 😕😕

[vees-scribbles]

Celebrating a Birthday With Them

It was my birthday yesterday I'm treating myself

Content Warning: Bo's gets horny idk what came over me but it's not like super explicit, Canon typical murder and substance use

Luigi Largo

He's a busy man okay

He might need a GENtern to remind him of your birthday but TRUST

There's someone who's entire job is remembering shit about you

He's probably working on your birthday

But he loves you so he's not entirely ignoring it

Almost definitely doing something special for dinner

Probably taking you somewhere fancy

Don't like the attention of going out with a Largo? Fine, you're having your fancy dinner at home and if it isn't perfect the person who made it will meet Luigi's knife and then whatever god they might believe in

Contrary to popular opinion, I think he's a good gift giver

This man cannot say that he loves you. But he's constantly buying you shit to show you

Definitely getting you something expensive but pretty in line with the things you like

Always your favorite color or the latest fashion or an unreleased prototype

Not very creative, he's picking tried and true things

Kiss him and say thank you

Amber Sweet

She did forget your birthday

Sorry she was probably high

Good thing she's rich and can get you something last minute when she remembers

Gets you something she'd like

Bonus points if it's also something she knows you'd probably enjoy, but not her first priority

Clothes? She wanted to see you in them. Perfume or cologne? She wanted to smell you wearing it

If it's something she can borrow, she will

Sorry not sorry

Probably not hanging out with you after

Unless you're down to go on a Zydrate run w her

Who said romance was dead

Probably doesn't care if you say thank you

I'd suggest doing it anyway

Blind Mag

Prepare to be spoiled

She did remember your birthday and she's been thinking about this for at least a month

Obviously she can't really control what GeneCo wants her to do

But every second she's free is devoted to you

Super good at thinking of things you'll like

Like you don't have to tell her or even know that you'd like this thing she'd just think of it on her own

Obviously down to do whatever you want and probably plans an evening for you that's pretty accurate to something you'd enjoy

But I think she'd especially like celebrating at home

Kiss her and say thank you

Nathan Wallace

Surprisingly a pretty thoughtful gift giver

Did remember your birthday

Probably celebrated a few days late

The repo man grind never stops

But his next night off trust he's got you

Figures out what food you like and definitely is making it for you

If you've been together a while and he's introduced you to Shilo it's a family dinner

Shilo does most of the talking, presents you with a bug she pinned

Be nice

Nathan himself probably gets you something sensible

Think a watch

But he's pretty certain it's something you'll like, too

He wants you to get plenty of use out of it

Very low-key kind of thing, you're probably not going out or anything

Kiss him and say thank you

Otis Driftwood

Oh BROTHER

No he didn't remember

Don't ever ask him some stupid shit like that again

Someone else probably told him

Bc I know you're not stupid enough to bring it up

Does not care

Cares a little

Maybe makes you something

You're lucky to get anything at all

And maybe he's a little bit sweet when he kisses you. Just a little though

And don't you dare mention it

Kiss him and say thank you

And you better be REAL grateful, rabbit

Baby Firefly

Remembered for sure

Very excited to party about it!!

Probably snags something off a victim for you tbh

Hope you're cool with getting fucked up

And doing fucked up shit

Seriously though you're not staying sober

It's a household affair she's making this everyone's problem

And she's dragging you on some wild mission or another

Maybe you get to pick a tourist all your own!!

How romantic <3

Feel free to kiss her and say thank you, neither of you will remember in the morning

RJ Firefly

Remembered of course

Similar to Baby, he gets you something off someone they killed

NOT similar to Baby, he's very chill about it

Definitely down to still drink about it

But doesn't need to make it a huge affair

Would prefer not to, actually

I have no basis for this, but I think he'd wanna spend it outside with you

Looking at the stars and sharing a case of beer

Or your preferred drink

Doesn't have to be alcoholic but come on it's preferred

I think he's handsy when he's got enough in his system

He's always handsy, but especially when he's a little buzzed

Down to be quiet with you or let you talk his ear off about whatever you want

Kiss him and say thank you

Quinn

You're wondering if the android remembered your birthday?

Yes

He doesn't care

You get a verbal happy birthday, a head pat, and a kiss to the cheek

He has shit to do

Also idc if you're taller than him he's patting your head

The world could be so beautiful if Quinn responded to my faxes

Kiss him anyway bc he's beautiful

Logan Burnhardt

Yes, of course he remembered

He might act like an asshole on the air but he doesn't strike me as someone tonactually forget a birthday

He's doing pretty basic birthday things

Flowers in the morning, breakfast if you're up at the same time

If not, don't worry!

He's taking you out to dinner

Gets you a card and writes something a little cheesy on it

Gets you something related to a hobby you have, probably

Has at least once pretended that your gift was just a bunch of his own merch

Bo Sinclair

He remembered...barely

Yes he's a deranged killer and a jackass

He's also a southern gentleman (in his own eyes, anyway)

Comes home practically glowing with pride

Ate two canaries, that one

Another guy that regifts something from a victim

Presents it to you with so much pride, though

If it's jewelry or something, he makes you wear it for him

Puts it on for you

"Gimme a spin, sugar."

Stupid fucking smirk on his face

Makes you wear it while he rails you later Who said that

But come on you know that's his actual gift

I haven't publicly said this before but I'm saying it now: Bo Sinclair gives head like his life depends on it

And that's when it's NOT your birthday

On your special day? You're going to have to physically remove him

Kiss him and say thank you

Vincent Sinclair

Okay he's actually really sweet about it

Did remember

Made you something :)

He's a little nervous to give it to you bc it's "not much"

Yes he's a deranged killer but he's also v in love with you

Otherwise super down to do anything you want!

Within your limits of course

Bo isn't going to let you two just waltz around wherever you want

But you wanna watch a movie? Or eat dinner together? Wanna cuddle?

He just wants to make sure you're nice and relaxed and happy

Kiss him and say thank you

[autolykiss]

Crash and Burn

Bill Moseley as Quinn

[centaurivee]

This is what Bill Moseley characters smell like according to me

PSA this is just everyone that came to my noggin everybody say thank you @twiceinawhile

Luigi Largo: Y'all knew I was starting with him. People say he doesn't smell good I disagree. There's probably almost constantly a smell of blood stuck to him which may or may not be your thing. But this man bathes, I know it. Showers every morning (he is a morning shower man). I don't think he would smell like. Supremely good he's not using lotion or anything. Maybe a cologne if it's a good day (and it's fancy shit) but he's clean. Day to day he's probably got an underlying smell of his soap under the aforementioned blood smell. He either has coffee breath or very strong breath mint smell.

Otis Driftwood: Get out he smells so bad. He bathes twice a year. Sweat, dirt, and blood 24/7. Either get into it or break your sense of smell idk what to tell you. His breath is rank too, weed and booze. Otis I love you but you are so nasty.

Chop Top: Controversial opinion I think he tries. I don't think he does very good, but I think he tries. Probably smells generally grimy. Dirt and gore but less than Otis for sure. And there's some cheap body spray over it.

Quinn: Smells like nothing? The way your phone smells like nothing. Like there's a vague warm smell to him that's neither good nor bad. At the most I'd say he smells like a small electrical fire. Also if you smelled your phone after I said that ur obligated to tell me.

Frank: Body odor for sure. He cleans like...every week to week and a half. And that little shed looked hot as fuck I know bro was sweating. I do think he brushes regularly, though, because he's just like a normal dude aside from the whole desert shed snake selling thing.

Stewart: I don't think he needs to bathe? If his form is more physical than I'm inclined to believe hygiene isn't his biggest priority. But I also don't think he smells bad. Like dust, probably. Walk into your dad's garage that he hasn't used in several years. Sidenote don't watch House Bill Moseley was so fine in it but it was so bad.

The bartender from The First Power: This guy is just A Dude. He's got a 7 in 1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste/mouthwash/car oil/dish soap. Cheap drugstore cologne over it. I watched the 15 seconds of that movie that he's in four times.

[macabremadnesss]

Love this guy more than anyone else

[byberbunk2069]

w/ @gibson-girlboss's OCs, Valerie and Anna

[pollenallergie]

artist!billy knight who almost always ends up recreating your image in his art, sometimes intentionally, other times unintentionally.

billy sits down to paint a landscape painting for a commission, and he thinks to himself, “hmm, i think maybe if i put someone sat at an iron garden table drinking tea somewhere over here, then that would really complete this piece.” so, he adds the person in, thinking up different features for them at random as he goes along, all the while thinking, “yes, yes! that’s much better.” until, finally, he realizes, “shit, that’s my partner. for fuck’s sake, i promised i’d stop putting my partner in my clients’ commissions. well, they’re already there and looking stunning, as always, so it’d really be a waste to just paint over them… might as well just leave them there and hope it doesn’t become an issue with the client.”

[azazelflare]

PLEASENPLEASE PLEASE QUINN FROM CRASH AND BURN X VIRGIN READER WHERE THE READER CAN TUG ON HIS WIRES GRRRR BARK BARK

Quinn X reader Return to me

CW: Sex, loss of virginity

You had been working with Quinn for months now, he always seemed a bit odd. He would always brush his arm against you when he walked by and help you keep steady on the ladder. You were confused at first when he started doing this, thinking it was just him being kind, but as he kept doing it you realized he was trying to flirt. You finally got the courage to ask him what he was doing a few weeks ago. He started to stutter and blush at the question. 

“I like you, but I really don't know how to flirt. So I just did what the other guys were doing.” you smiled at him, walking up to him and wrapping your arms around his neck. “Well, why didn’t you say so sooner? I like you too Quinn.” his eyes go wide and he smiles wide. 

He wraps his arms around your waist. You push yourself up against him and peck him on the lips. 

After he confessed, you both got closer. The others started noticing and gave you both shit. You both got annoyed at the teasing. When the kid came along and started to accuse everyone of being a synth. Quinn was dealing with a lot during this time and when he was revealed to be the synth, you stuck by him. When he was crushed, you rebuilt him. You loved him, synth or not. When he finally came back online he was shocked to see you. 

“WHy DiD yOu rebUIld mE?” you cupped his face and smiled. “I love you. I couldn't just leave you there. You were gone and I didn't know what to do. I rebuilt you, and tried to get as many pieces of you as I could. I had to scavenge for some.” his head tilts and you smile. He overused his voicebox. “Rest now, and when you wake up you will be complete.” he shuts his eyes. You continue working on his body as he rests. 

When his body is finished you power him up. His eyes open and he looks right at you. “Hey honey, welcome back to the land of the living. Try moving your joints so I can see if I need to do some adjusting.” he moves his body so he is sitting down and tries to stand up. He sways and you run up and steady him. He wraps his arms around you and bends down. He catches your lips, kissing you. He licks your bottom lip and you open, allowing him entrance. You both battle for dominance, you have only done this with your ex. You give up fighting allowing him to take over. 

He grips your hips and pulls you closer to him. You moan at him, he releases your lips. You pull your shirt off and you start to grind on him. You don't know what you are doing since you haven't had any sexual experience except with Quinn. Even though you were together for a while, you both haven’t gotten past heavy petting. The fiasco at the station didn’t help either. You both couldn't get any alone time with the kid there accusing everyone. You were still a virgin, you were shaking, and your nerves were on edge. 

“We don’t have to do anything. If you’re scared, we can stop.” You shake your head at him and you bend your neck up kissing him. He kisses you back and you grab a handful of his hair. He jumps at this and you pull softly at it. He lets out a moan at this and you let go running your hands down his neck and chest. You have seen him naked since you fixed him up. He was naked already since he just booted up. You could feel his member against you and he pushes your shorts down. You step out of your shorts and he picks you up. Your legs wrapping around his waist. 

He holds you and positions himself at your entrance. “This may hurt” he pushes into you and you can feel the pressure. When he feels resistance he pushes hard and fast into you. you whimper as a small bit of blood comes out as he pulls out a bit. He lets you get adjusted and when you nod to let him know to continue. He starts to thrust into you slowly. Moaning as he thrusts into you, you feel his arms around you. He tightens his hold and thrusts into you faster. You feel your walls tighten and you feel a knot in your stomach. When he hits a spot deep inside you, the knot releases and you feel more wetness. 

He lays you down on the table and flips you over onto your stomach. He holds your hips and thrusts into you hard and fast. You grab the edge of the table and hold on so you don't fall off. He licks up your back to your neck and nibbles it. He grabs your hair and pulls softly. You bend back and your body is arched. He holds your neck to keep you in position. His thrusts speed up and he puts his other hand on your clit, rubbing and pinching it. 

You feel the knot start to tighten again and he moans as you tighten around him. He pushes deep in you while rubbing furiously at your clit. You tighten more and the knot releases, meanwhile you feel him cum inside you. He bends over you releasing your neck and letting you relax. He slowly pulls out of you and his cum drips out of you. He walks over to a shelf and grabs a towel to wipe you off. 

When he finishes wiping you down, he carries you to the shower and washes your body. He massages the knots out of your back and he washes under your breasts. When he washes the soap off of you, he carries you to the bedroom and lays you down on the bed. He comes around the bed and lays next to you, he kisses you on the cheek and you both fall into a dreamless slumber.

[vetuhoh]

ok bb26 preseason picks lets go

matt just gives me big comp threat himbo vibes. he seems (SEEMS) earnest and nice, and as much as people are focused on his anti super fan comment i give him points for it. if you know strategy and show history are not gonna be your strong suits, then sure. fear those players and get them out! makes sense to me. would like it if he ends up in an outsiders alliance given how he talked, but i mean. look at him. one way ticket to the popular kids circle.

joseph seems like he knows EXACTLY what show he's on and is here to win it. laid back enough he could blend into the background, hiding behind the biggest physical threats and louder personalities. the moustache is disarming in a good way. gives me andy wearing strategically non-aggressive shirts. i hope i don't hear from joseph for WEEKS and he reemerges halfway through the game in a strong position. play boring at first buddy i believe in you.

tucker grew on me the more i watched his interview. feels like a really big 'he's gonna either dominate or be out immediately' situation. very fun to watch him talk. i agree with taran's comments though about how his strengths might not work in his favour—he's almost TOO obviously capable... also. i found his job title really amusing. like obviously i don't know his full situation, but seeing 'marketing & sales exec' then looking up his insta to find him exclusively doing modelling shoots for rolex and shit was just like ah. sure!!! why the fuck did i think he was gonna be some cubicle worker.

[twiceinawhile]

here 📝

FINALLY, is the promised quinn fic. me when i write another billmos character on otis' entire birthday (HE MIGHT COME LATER)

i have so much christmas baking to be doing. otis if u can hear me this is for u

[vees-scribbles]

What They Smell Like

This is me remaking this post from my main okay

Luigi Largo

I've said it before and I'll say it again this man does not smell bad!!

He's showering for sure. Daily. I think he does it in the mornings too, so depending on how early you catch him there's a lingering smell of his soap

That said I don't think he smells particularly good. Idk maybe you're really into his soap but overall I don't think he's one of those people who Smells Good (TM)

I said in the first post he's not using fancy products BUT I do think if he was with someone he was very much into he's wearing cologne

And you better pick a good one to compliment him on because one "Oh I like that cologne" and he's wearing it every day until you die

If you buy him a cologne?? Oh, it's over he's only ever wearing that scent and he's stupid cocky if you're obviously pleased he's wearing it. But if you point it out he's brushing it off like it was just convenient

Smell his cheek after he shaves I KNOW he's got a good aftershave

I do think there's a permanent faint blood smell to him but I don't think it's overpowering

I think he has coffee breath sometimes but I also think he really dislikes having it and he's popping breath mints so more often than not it's a minty smell to his breath

And it's SPEARMINT

He tastes like it too Who said that

Amber Sweet

Oh she smells good

Idk if Zydrate has a smell so if it does you can probably smell that on her

But I think she's definitely pampering herself have you seen her?

Scented soaps, lotions, perfumes

If you walk into a room she just left, you can smell her

She smells like Paris Hilton's CanCan scent if it was a thousand times more expensive. Or maybe Heiress.

She gatekeeps what she uses, even if she cares about you. Oh you like her perfume? So does she, fuck off

I have Thoughts about the Largo siblings all being pretty weird about things they view as being Exclusively Theirs, and her products are definitely that in her eyes

If you buy her a perfume, she's definitely smelling it. I don't think she's loyal to a scent, but if she doesn't like it she's throwing it out

If she's fresh off a trip to Graverobber she's got an Outside smell to her. Not sweat exactly (though that's definitely there, too) but yk when you come inside and there's just an outside air smell to you? That

It gets washed off fairly quickly

None of the expensive products can fully mask the sterile smell stuck to her, though

Don't mention it

Blind Mag

She also smells good!

In a more subtle way than Amber

She bathes often, and I do mean bathes Bubble baths for her. She's using fancy soaps and she's relaxing. In that tub til her fingers prune up

Her shampoo smells really good

It's a floral scent but it's not super strong

She's a 'perfume on the neck' girl so it's strongest when you hug her

I don't think she uses a whole lot of perfume

She has a hand lotion she uses but it's definitely not an all over thing

Signature scent for sure. She picked a perfume and she stuck to it

And she's recommending it to everyone. You like her perfume? She's showing you a picture of the bottle

That said, if you picked a perfume for her, I think she'd wear it when she knew she was going to see you

Compliment it!!! She would definitely like to know that you noticed

Definitely a comforting kind of smell. Maybe it's just because she always wears it, so eventually it just becomes a reminder of her

Shares a perfume with your cool, sweet aunt who definitely deserves better from the rest of the family

Nathan Wallace

He showers

That's about all the props I can give him, though

He's a 2-in-1 shampoo guy

He smells like a hospital. Hand sanitizer and Something Vaguely Forboding

I think he showers at night, though

Both because he's at his most disgusting at the end of the day and because he needs a warm shower to help him sleep

I don't think it works I KNOW he's an insomniac

Blood, also, obviously. I think the hospital smell overpowers it a little but if you get too close it's definitely still there

If he had a partner, I think he's using a little cologne on date nights. It's probably an old scent he decided smelled good when he was twenty and he doesn't want to experiment

If you got him one he would wear it but otherwise I don't think he's switching it up

If you acknowledge that he's wearing it it has to be very explicitly a compliment. He will take "Oh is that the cologne I got you?" As "that smells really bad on you never wear it again"

Otis Driftwood

Do I have to say it

He's rank

He bathes two times a year and it's a hose down and MAYBE a bar of soap

Blood, sweat and dirt

In his sheets, too. If you're in his sheets frequently (and I know you are you little freak) you gotta get used to it

Or break your nose until it stops working, I'm sure he'll help with this

Date Idea we destroy one of your senses

His breath is really bad, too

Weed and booze with several weeks worth of morning breath

Don't waste your money on cologne for this man

Not only is he not wearing it, he's making fun of you

Although, if you're with Otis of your own free will, you're probably into being made fun of so if that's the case feel free

I'm not the first person to say this but you can sell him on a shower if you're inviting him into yours

Results vary on how clean either of you actually gets

If you pester him enough he might suffer you messing with his hair for ten minutes. Use it wisely

Baby Firefly

I don't think she smells bad

Definitely nothing super expensive but she's showering regularly

Probably uses any products they manage to find on victims

She's not loyal to a scent, as long as it smells good

At worst, there's a blood and sweat smell

But like I said she showers often so it's not a long lasting scent

In an ideal (for her) world, she's a consistent Bath and Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom user

Definitely wearing anything you get her!

She's just glad you thought of her! And you have good taste, I know it

Bonus points if the bottle is cute

If you bring up that she's wearing it she hits you with the "Well, duh, silly!"

I think she's the type to spray it on her hair

I think if she has a choice she likes fruity scents best. Maybe some amber

If she has time, I think she would enjoy a bath when given the luxury

RJ Firefly

Another victim to the 2-in-1 epidemic

He showers like once a week so not...great but compared to Otis it's definitely not bad

I don't think he's like. Great with his hair but if it made you happy to do it for him he'll let you

Another guy that can be seduced into a shower but you also can just ask him

"Hey babe you're smelling a little rank, mind showering?" It's that easy

Especially if he's particularly sweaty, bloody, or car-y

Unless he's super tired then he's doing it when he gets around to it

Might use a cologne you got him

Definitely thinks it's a waste of money and probably puts it somewhere and forgets about it most the time

But when he remembers he has it, he'll wear a little

Otis WILL give him shit for it

And probably you, too

Quinn

I said before he smells like a phone and I stand by that

He smells...warm

And not a whole lot else

If it's been a rough day maybe he smells like an electrical fire

I really don't think there's much of a smell to him

He clearly can bathe, but I don't think he needs to unless he gets into something

I think the fact that he can be in a shower probably means he can wear cologne

He might wear one you get him

Another case of "He's going to forget he has it" but every once in a while he'll remember and decide fuck it why not

Hanging a car scenter on him

Same rules, btw, you have to tell me if this made you sniff your phone

Logan Burnhardt

Guys let's be honest

He's just a Guy

He showers regularly but he's hardly pampered

I do think he uses a separate shampoo and conditioner

He uses a bear oil too, I think

Sandalwood

I think he's a regular cologne wearer so yes he would wear one you got him

He doesn't know the name of it

If anyone asks or compliments it he tells them his partner got it for him

He's not trying to gatekeep he's just A Guy </3

He's nice if you mention it

"Of course I'm wearing it, sweetheart, it was a gift."

Bo Sinclair

I sound like a broken record but 2-in-1 </3

Axe body wash

Does wear deodorant on the daily he's pretty good about it

And he's pretty good about showering even if his choice in product is...questionable

Blood, sweat, and car grease are pretty frequent smells on him

Will not shower if you ask him to but if you're casual he'll eventually get around to it on his own

He does not care if he stinks don't even try to bring it up but I don't think he likes being dirty so

If, for whatever reason, he doesn't shower and you really need him to, he's another that can be convinced if you're getting in with him

Suspicious if you get him cologne

Where did you get this? When? You know you're not allowed out of the house without him

Pretend he's not playing 20 Questions about it for a second

Yes he's wearing it

Every day

Bring it up or else

Such a smug jackass about it when you do

Vincent Sinclair

Uhhh I think two or three times a week he showers

Unless he's like. Actually dirty

Particularly bloody or sweaty

Wax smell very much

Another guy I don't think takes very good care of his hair

I just don't think he was ever taught to he entirely fair to him

Please please do his hair for him

I think he would genuinely enjoy it he'd melt

Day to day I think he's a little musty

It's not bad and the more you're with him it probably becomes negligible

Just from being busy with wax all day

Basement smell yk

Yes he's wearing cologne you get him

You got him a gift??? Yes he's using it

Not even wondering where you got it

Compliment him on it and watch him get a little embarrassed you noticed

[mattrempeswife]

HER PLACE

series: blue and blind hearts | part: 01 02 03 04 05 06

pair: quinn hughes x f!reader

genre: angst, slow burn, friends to lovers.

warnings: unrequited love, emotional angst, tension with quinn’s girlfriend, pining, jealousy, feeling like an outsider, reader trying to stay composed.

summary: you visit quinn again in vancouver, expecting things to feel like old times. but his girlfriend is around and this time, it’s clear she doesn’t like sharing space with the girl who knows quinn better than anyone. you try not to notice how different things feel. but you do. you notice everything.

fia’s note + chit chat: there’s no official taglist for this series, but if you’d like to be tagged just let me know!! anyway random (but kinda wild) update: i just found out that my high school crush goes to california state university long beach and he’s majoring in hospitality (i think?). and honestly… i think i might still have a crush on him (to be fair, i’ve liked him since i was in 5th grade, so this is basically a legacy crush). imagine if any of you, my lovely readers, happen to study there too?? omg not me sounding like a complete stalker. i swear i’m normal (most days).

You told yourself not to expect much this time.

It had been months since you’d last seen Quinn in person. And things were different now that he had a routine, a team, a city, and a girlfriend. You reminded yourself of that on the flight to Vancouver.

Over and over and over and over.

A quiet mantra in your head ‘This isn’t like before. Don’t act like it is.’

Still, when he met you at the airport with that familiar grin, this soft and boyish, the one that made your heart ache a little every time you felt yourself slipping.

“Missed you,”

He said, wrapping his arms around you in that effortless way that always made you forget to breathe.

You clung to him for a moment longer than you should’ve, inhaling the scent of his cologne, the warmth of his hoodie, the weight of memories pressed into his chest.

“I missed you too,” you said softly. And you meant it.

His apartment was cleaner than you remembered.

Minimalist, polished… less like Quinn, more like someone else had touched it. You noticed the throw pillows first, neatly placed. Then the matching hand towels. A few candles. Subtle signs of Sophia.

You didn’t ask. You didn’t have to.

“She’s been helping me decorate,”

Quinn offered anyway, watching your eyes drift around the space.

“Said it needed… warmth.”

You let out a breath of amusement.

“Guess she’s not wrong.”

He grinned.

“You used to say it looked like a frat house.”

“It did. You had a hockey stick as a curtain rod.”

“Hey,” he defended with a laugh. “That was innovation.”

But the laugh didn’t quite reach your eyes. Because back then, the apartment had felt like it belonged to both of you.

Movie nights. Takeout containers. Your hoodie stuffed into the corner of his couch. You were part of it then. Now, you were just a visitor.

A guest in someone else’s home.

Sophia was already there when you arrived.

You weren’t expecting her, Quinn had mentioned she might be out with friends, that the two of you would have time to catch up.

Apparently, plans changed.

She stood as soon as you walked in, a polished smile on her face and a glass of wine in her hand.

“Y/N, right? I’ve heard so much about you.”

You forced a smile in return. “All good things, I hope.”

“Oh, definitely,”

She said, her gaze lingering on you just a second too long.

“Quinn talks about you all the time.”

You glanced at him, but he was too busy dragging your suitcase inside to notice the tension in the room.

“Well,” Sophia said brightly,

“I made dinner reservations for all three of us tonight. I hope that’s okay.”

Your stomach twisted. You were supposed to be here for him. But now you were crashing their date night.

“Yeah,” you said.

“Sounds fun.”

She smiled again. The kind of smile that said good girl. The kind that let you know exactly who she thought you were ‘the friend’ who didn’t know when to let go.

Dinner was… uncomfortable in the way only long-held resentment and unspoken truths could make it.

Quinn sat between the two of you, oblivious to the friction. You laughed when he did. Nodded when Sophia made small talk. Picked at your food while she picked at his arm.

She was pretty.

That effortless kind of pretty, the kind you could tell hadn’t worked for attention a day in her life. She ordered for both of them without asking, corrected him when he got a stat wrong, and leaned in when she spoke to him like the rest of the world was background noise.

And still, Quinn looked at her like she’s the only star.

You stared at your glass of wine and tried to stop picturing what it would feel like to throw it in her face.

When you got back to the apartment, you went straight for the couch.

Sophia disappeared into the bathroom to shower. Quinn threw you a blanket and offered you the bed.

“She won’t mind, I swear.”

You refused. You always refused.

You didn’t want to know what it smelled like in there.

He sat beside you for a while, scrolling through TV channels and talking about the team. You kept your eyes on the screen, but your thoughts kept drifting.

“It’s not the same anymore,” you murmured.

“What isn’t?”

“This. Us.”

He frowned. “What do you mean?”

You turned to look at him.

“We used to talk about everything. Now I feel like I’m just… here. In your way.”

His expression softened.

“You’re never in the way, Y/N.”

But you didn’t believe him. Not really.

You woke up sometime after midnight to the sound of quiet footsteps.

Quinn stood in the kitchen, shirtless, half-asleep, drinking from a water bottle. His hair was a mess. His face looked tired.

He jumped when he noticed you sitting up on the couch.

“Couldn’t sleep?” he whispered.

“Not really.”

He walked over and sat beside you again, this time closer. His knee brushed yours.

“I’m glad you came,” he said.

You smiled, even though it hurt.

“Me too.”

A silence settled between you. One thick with unsaid things.

Then, suddenly.

“Do you think she likes me?”

He blinked. “Sophia?”

Quinn looked at you, confused.

“What are you talking about? Of course she—”

“She doesn’t,” you interrupted, quieter now.

“She doesn’t like that I know you better than she does. That I’ve known you longer. That I’ve seen you at your worst and didn’t leave.”

He swallowed. Didn’t argue.

You looked down at your hands.

“I think she knows something you don’t.”

“Like what?”

“That I’d do anything for you,” you whispered.

“That I always… have.”

He didn’t respond.

You didn’t need him to.

The next morning, Sophia was quiet. Too quiet.

You caught her watching you across the kitchen while you sipped coffee from Quinn’s mug. The same one you always used. The same one he used to save for you.

“Y/N,” she said sweetly.

“How long are you staying again?”

You blinked. “I leave tomorrow.”

She smiled. “Oh. I thought it was longer.”

You didn’t answer.

You didn’t have to. You could already feel her irritation simmering beneath the surface, barely masked by politeness.

Quinn walked in moments later, oblivious as always, and wrapped his arms around her from behind. She turned in his hold, kissed his cheek, and stared at you the whole time.

It was all so quiet. So calculated.

You wondered if he even noticed. If he ever would.

That night, you packed your bag.

There was still a full day left on your trip, but you couldn’t stay. Not like this.

Quinn found you standing by the front door with your suitcase.

“Leaving already?”

You nodded. “Yeah.”

“Why?”

You met his eyes and gave him a sad little smile.

“Because I don’t belong here, Quinn. Not anymore.”

His face fell. “That’s not true.”

“It is,” you said gently.

“And it’s okay. People grow up. They grow apart. You have your life here. Your team. Your girl. You don’t need me like you used to.”

He stepped forward. “Don’t say that.”

“Why not?” you asked.

“It’s true. You know it is.”

He stared at you, torn between what he wanted to say and what he couldn’t bring himself to admit.

“I’ll text you when I land,” you said.

“Get some sleep.”

And with that, you walked out.

No goodbye hug.

No final glance.

Just the soft click of the door closing behind you and the sound of your heart breaking all over again.

[centaurivee]

Btw I watched the House of 1000 Corpses trilogy and I'm just as weird about Otis Driftwood as I am about Luigi Largo make no mistake

[overadores]

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men, the most absurd of God's creature

ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 poison ivy!lara x harley quinn!reader ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 headcanons!

.ᐟ cw: injuries, violence, kissing, seduction, partners in crime

So many people to kill...so little time

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara who loves to give you plants 'cause you keep telling her it feels lonely whenever she goes out.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where she sometimes use her pheromones whenever you two fight so that you could relax and let her explain everything.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where she has a secret playlist 'bout you in her work laptop and she plays it whenever she misses you (which is always)

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara who adores you—the only one immune to her toxins. during your heists, the moment you're hurt, your power surges, bodies dropping instantly. Lara cradles your face, whispering, "My deadly darling, they should know better than to touch what's mine." She ensures you never bleed, not out of fear—but because she loves watching you choose to kill.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara loves sharing facts about plant and you're just tuning her out when it gets too much

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara knows you love watching her plan—the way your eyes light up as she maps out escape routes, picks the perfect time, and lists tools like it’s an art form. She plays into it, sketching out heists with extra flair, just to see you grin. “Enjoying the show, yn?” she teases, smirking.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where she seduce you by using her pheromones whenever you're mad at her or too busy for her.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where during heists, Lara, ever the strategist, keeps you in check with her chlorokinesis. The moment they start rambling or giggling too loud, Lara’s vines gently wrap around their mouth, silencing them with an exasperated yet fond look. “Quiet, love,” she whispers. “Unless you want every guard in Gotham on us.” you just grin behind the leaves.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara who loves kissing your wounds after the heist cause its her way by healing you.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where she sings to you everytime you can't sleep.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara who almost kills joker with her poison emission when he tried manipulating you to join him again.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where as soon as Batman’s batarang sliced your arm, Lara’s eyes darkened with fury. Vines shot from the ground, wrapping around the Dark Knight, tightening with her every breath. "Don’t hurt my baby," she hissed, stepping in front of you like a shield. Her fingers traced your wound, her touch gentle despite the rage burning in her veins. "You okay, love?" she whispered, voice soft for you alone. Batman struggled, but Lara's wrath was an unyielding force of nature.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where you gear up for the mission—with the squad, tightening your gloves and Lara grabs your wrist, pulling you close. Her emerald eyes flicker with worry, lips parted as if debating something—then, without warning, she crashes her lips onto yours. The kiss is deep, almost desperate, her fingers curling into your collar. "Come back to me, okay?" she murmurs against your lips, her voice softer than usual. With a smirk, you wink. "Anything for you, Red." Then, you're gone.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara who always insists on trying to lift your mallet, even though she knows she can’t. She grips the handle, straining for a moment before sighing. Then, with a sly smirk, she extends her vines, wrapping them around the mallet and swinging it effortlessly. You lean against the wall, watching in amusement as she twirls it like it weighs nothing.

‧₊˚ ⋅ poison ivy!lara where after every date, she guides you onto the balcony, her fingers laced with yours. The moonlight spills over her as she lifts her hands, coaxing delicate blooms to life around you. Petals unfurl, vines curl along the railing, and the air fills with the scent of fresh roses. She twirls you into her arms, her lips brushing your ear. "Dance with me, love," she whispers, swaying you beneath the stars, her heart blooming only for you.

a/n: mystique megan next !!

[macabremadnesss]

He's always on my mind

[ivy475]

Fuck me sideways...🥵

Some risque Bill Moseley gifs from the movie crash and burn