#crapple jack

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[nowayimdie]

The Distant Star In Twisted Wonderland

( Everyone is looking at the shooting stars )

Cater: Wow Look at the beautiful shooting stars

Jade: It's indeed nice

Riddle: suitable for me to take a break from my job

Ace: do you mean your "Off with your head" job?

Deuce: uh oh, Ace you shouldn't do that

Riddle: Ace...

Riddle: I'm gonna forgive you this time

Ace: I didn't expect that at all

Trey: you're sure lucky

Azul: It is quite rare for Riddle so easy to forgive

Floyd: Kingyo so cute I wanna squeeze your chubby cheek

Riddle: Oh shut up Floyd

Leona: are we just here to see the shooting star, that's boring

Malleus: shut up cat

Leona: what did you just say? You lizard

Malleus: I said " shut up cat" is there a problem?

Leona: you just ask for it

( Leona and Malleus fighting)

Ruggie: geez when will Leona learn?

Jack: I'm pretty sure not

Ruggie: shishi, Those shooting stars look like sprinkles for donuts

Lilia: Wow this is the 1000000th time I see shooting stars

Lilia: What a beautiful night is it?

Sebek: YES LILIA-SAMA

Silver: *sleeping*

Ortho: Hey brother is it true that you can make a wish by seeing a shooting star?

Idia: Well... yes Ortho what would you wish?

Ortho: I wish me and you would be together

Idia:(❁´◡`❁)

Kalim: Those shooting stars look like thousand of diamonds shining

Jamil: yes Kalim

RooK: étonnant! the shooting stars are marvelous isn't it Roi du crapple?

Epel: yeah

Vil: it inspired me to make a suit

Yuu: *just look at the shooting star silently*

Grim: hey henchmen! Why aren't you saying anything?

Yuu: huh oh sorry it's just that the shooting stars are reminding me of something

Grim: something? like what?

Yuu: well It remind me of back in my world, artwork in Vietnam

Everyone: Vietnam? What's that?

Epel: Oh Vietnam I remember Yuu telling it about us

Jack: Vietnam is a country in Yuu's world, it also have it own language called Vietnamese

Jack: me and Epel also heard a song from Vietnam called The girl who lead the way

Epel: Yeah I like that song

Malleus: so Child of man what artwork are you saying

Yuu: I remember an artwork called Những Ngôi Sao Xa Xôi means The Distant Stars, it is a work in 1970 about the hardships of life during the Vietnam war, it also highlights the fighting spirit

Riddle: may we hear it

Yuu: okay

Yuu: The story is quite simple, it tells about three young girls volunteering to fight, The plot sounds simple but contains many meanings about the determination to fight in Vietnam

Deuce: That's...meaningful

Epel: yeah, As far as I know, Vietnam is very respectful of women

Jack: Just like Afterglow Savana

Cater: hey guys wanna take a picture to cherish this memory?

Everybody: okay

[fuck-customers]

Customer: "Hey can you unlock the crapple headphones for me?"

Me: "Sure, the lightning jack or the headphone jack?"

Customer: "The yphone."

Me: "So the lightning jack?"

Customer, irritated, pointing to the one with the headphone jack: "No, yphone."

Me internally:

[belladonnablake]

innovation is taking an incriminating & humiliating nsfw pic in the mirror and cropping it to be a cute sfw instagram selfie. innovation is Not taking the headphone jack off of your smartphones, that just makes it a dumbphone @ crapple .......