#cranposting

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Lots of people call ancient reptilian brain Arby, which makes me think of pulling up to the Arby's drive through and there's this deranged version of your own subconscious waiting to hand you your order

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There's a handyman services chain called Benry here (based on benri-ya or convenience service) but can you imagine calling someone to help fix your AC unit and

It's benrey

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you and your god-wife uvu* otp goooo

Well I mean obviously I love this, I've known you for about half my life now and I've loved you for all of them~

I appreciate that our relationship is based on so much trust and understanding

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talk about ANY ship ocs or not that you DO ship and like and what you really like about it

That's awesomely vague---

But lemme think. I'll stick to canon for now, and um... I'm really fond of Harry and Jean, obviously, I'm writing my biggest project on them, but specifically... I like their dynamic. The idea that they built up such a strong bond of trust before the relationship started is really appealing to me, and that the relationship sort of came naturally from there. I'm a sucker for slow burn, deeply established relationships.

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God NO I just realized Benrey and Gordon both clock at six letters ...

Benrey/Gordon 20k kismesitude to matespritship slow burn--

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Might fuck around and start using boku

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New icon to match with the love of my life @moon-scented

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Me: I dont need romance

Person I have a bit of a crush on: -says something funny-

Me: aw, fuck.

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Anyone else wait in line behind someone and start pretending to be reALLY interested in whatevers around you so they dont feel rushed? Just had a nice long stare at a paper shredder.

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*thinking about those rotation machines at hospitals that are used for separating blood samples*

Bad and naughty samples will be put in the blood spinner to atone for their crimes

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Me: I can't come up with any radio topics

The gremlin version of me: talk about chairs at length. Go on a tangent about soda.

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Wondering why when I have a dream about hl vr shit the one character I interact with is Forzen, who I've never drawn or anything...

Guess I gotta remedy that

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benrey and gordon otp gooooooo

I like this ship because I'm very much into longing and slow burns, as I've said before. Also, Benrey making Gordon laugh is cute....

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This whole quarantine has been

Finds a fixation to latch onto-- finds a fixation to latch onto-- finds a fixation to latch onto--

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I just got ridiculously excited because the AC art museum displays really precise info about the art pieces. Fuck yes toshusai sharaku!!

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Low-key really looking forward to drinking the sake I've been saving for virtual hanami tomorrow...