#cran-chocolate

[skelekins]

:D was part of a holiday art exchange in a bitty group! I got @cranberrypie451's mischievous error bitty Button. =w= Krampus seemed to suit him p well hehehe.

[pricepeterson-yahoo]

A chewy chocolate mix with dried cranberries - a holiday treat! I prefer to use white whole wheat flour because it's not as heavy as regular whole wheat flour.

[winterswanderlust]

Recipe for Chocolate-Cran-Oat Cookies A chewy chocolate mix with dried cranberries - a holiday treat! I prefer to use white whole wheat flour because it's not as heavy as regular whole wheat flour.

[suchbeautifulbrokenthings]

Chocolate-Cran-Oat Cookies A chewy chocolate mix with dried cranberries - a holiday treat! I prefer to use white whole wheat flour because it's not as heavy as regular whole wheat flour.

[artdcnaldson]

daddy cat i have thoughts about newly divorced art and a girl who takes her time getting him hard :( and he feels so loved because he doesn’t have to focus on getting it done as fast as possible to please someone

exactlyyyy exactly mhmm

Thinking that he had a string of failed hookups out at bars where he was trying to fuck in bathrooms or in his car and it just didn't happen because he wanted it but his body wasn't cooperating. He was on the wrong side of drunk or the nerves and pressure was too high, and he ended up getting laughed off by the pretty girl beneath him.

So I think he gets away from hookups he finds in a bar or club for a while. Maybe he meets you at a wedding— one of his young cousins is finally tying the knot, and you're a friend of the bride. Sweet, friendly, gorgeous. He probably looks like a creep, the way he stares at you because he's too nervous to actually say something.

Which is stupid. He won seven slams in his career. He's a tennis superstar, a household name. He bumps into you at the dessert table after they've cut and served the wedding cake— the layer he gets is white cake with raspberry filling. You get a slice of the groom's cake— chocolate with espresso cream.

"Hey... you're Art Donaldson, right?" You ask as you take a tiny bite of the cake. When he nods, you smile. "I thought so, but Kayla— that's my friend from high school— well, she swore you were just some guy. So I googled you, and I was like, no that's definitely him. Anyways, do you want a drink?"

You both have a glass of the bride's signature cocktail (vodka cran), then another, before you're on the dance floor together. It starts off innocent enough, but then there's more drinks flowing, and guests start leaving, and the music gets weirdly better as the night goes on. You're both a little handsy and it's not long before you're stumbling back to his Jeep in the parking lot.

It was a post-divorce impulse buy. An impulse buy with a nice, roomy back seat. Plenty of space to tug you onto his lap, pull down your dress, and mouth at your tits in the backseat.

You reach down, palming him through his fancy suit pants. You pause, blinking a few times, and work the buttons of his pants so you can actually take him into your hands. You try to coax him to full hardness, but he's already flagging. He groans in frustration as his body just won't. fucking. cooperate. He wants you, he knows he wants you, he's just... fuck.

"Sorry," he pants, meeting your gaze with a look that can only be read as sheer mortification. "Shit, it's just... this is... sorry—"

"It's okay," you whisper against his mouth, so his stammered apologies are silenced. You spit into your palm and wrap your hand around his cock again, holding eye contact as you slowly stroke him. "Just relax. We have all night."

You mouth at his throat, his jaw. You trail your lips over the shell of his ear and he melts. He's like putty in your hands as you give him all of your attention— give him the chance to relax and work his way up to it. He moans against your ear and you smile. "That's it," you praise, working your hand faster. "I've got you."

[rainbowbarnacle]

Please make a tea post so I can save it especially the pineapple ice cubes I need more info

Oh, like, different teas I like to make? Okay! :D

🍍Pineapple Tea🍍

The way I do it is really simple:

Buy a giant jug of already-made tea (I like gold peak!)

Buy a carton of pineapple juice

Freeze the juice into cubes, pour a little of it in the tea for extra flavor

And that's it. That's aaaall you gotta do.

There's all kindsa ways you can dress it up, but nine times out of ten I just do this and drink it by the gallon when it's hot out.

If you wanna get fancy with it, feel free to cold brew your own black (or green) tea, add actual hunks of pineapple fruit in there, add some orange juice, add some honey, add some coconut milk or sweetened condensed milk, whatever sounds good! (Also, pairing pineapple tea with coconut cookies? SO GOOD.) Put mint in the pineapple cubes if you like mint! Add a bit of boiled ginger root or some brown sugar and cinnamon for a little kick! Heck, last summer I used blue peaflower star-shaped ice cubes just because they were pretty.

(Peaflower petals don't taste like much, but they make a GORGEOUS blue, and if you put something acidic in there like lemon juice IT TURNS PINK. :D)

🍓Strawberry Tea🍓

I find this stuff sort of difficult to find where I live, so often I go the same route as the pineapple tea: grab a jug of black tea, grab a jug of strawberry juice, (ocean spray has a really nice cran-strawberry one I like) freeze the juice, mix, and enjoy. Super simple.

If I can't find strawberry juice, I dice some strawberries up and put it in a jar with some water and a bit of sugar for a few hours, then add *that* to the tea. (heck, it's really nice all by itself!)

What goes with strawberry? ANY DANG THING YOU WANT. I am particularly fond of lychee. Jasmine tea and rose petals pair really well with it too. Again, if you like mint, it's *really* nice with strawberry. And you know how if you put black pepper on strawberries they taste even strawberrier? (If you haven't tried this, go do it, it's magic.) Same goes with the tea, add some peppercorns or a teeny bit of chili powder or some ginger.

If you wanna drink it hot or cold brew a batch of your own, here are some brands that are also nice:

1. Strawberry Sensation

2. Adagio Strawberry Tea (this is also where I got the peaflower petals)

3. Any of Lupicia's Strawberry Teas they are HEAVENLY

🍏Apple Tea🍏

As with the pineapple and strawberry teas, it's totally fine to just go find some ready-made tea and mix it with some apple cider or apple juice for tasty low spoons fun. If you drink it iced, a bit of sugar and lemon juice brings out the apple flavor nicely!

I prefer drinking this stuff hot though. You know that Fall Drink post that was floating around? IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, TRY IT, IT'S AWESOME.

☕Chai Tea☕

So here's the thing about chai for me personally: I don't tend to drink it iced or sugary, but if you do like it iced and sugary, there are a couple of really nice chai tea concentrates:

Oregon Chai Latte

Tazo's Chai Latte (Forget the "skinny" nonsense, I just wanted to include an option with no milk so you can add whatever you want to it)

Pacific Chai isn't concentrated, but you can use it to make hot or iced chai and it's really lovely, not too sweet and super easy to work with. As for dressing up chai, I don't tend to! There's already so much going on with all the flavors, I just drink it as-is most days. Play with milk-to-tea ratios or sugar amounts all you like, figure out what's your jam.

I do know that mixing chai and coffee together (or chai and chocolate together) is guaranteed to make a feeling groovy kind of morning, at least if you have two thumbs and you're me. Iiii think that's all the tea blather I can think of for right now. Thank you for asking, anon, it was fun! Anybody reading this, feel free to add your own favorite things to do with tea. :D

[fmajorenthusiast]

What are the Rocky Horror characters as drinks (I imagine Frank as some kind of elaborate cocktail)?

OOOOH I LOVE THIS!!!!

Frank: You are 100% right about the elaborate cocktail. I feel like Frank is a cocktail that keeps getting more elaborate as people dare each other to add more things to it and by the end it is the strongest thing on Earth

Brad: Brad is propel flavored water. Specifically grape!

Janet: Janet is an organic smoothie! She's also apple juice!!!

Riff Raff: Riff Raff is nice, cold, skim milk. He's also some light forms of alcohol- (I've never tried alcohol so I wouldn't know which ones lol) and he's also fizzy lemonade!!

Magenta: Magenta is pink lemonade!!! She's also cran-raspberry juice!!!

Columbia: Columbia is hot chocolate w LOTS of toppings!!! That hot chocolate has rainbow marshmallows shaped like animals, candy cane pieces, whipped cream, sprinkles, peppermint bark at the very least!!

Rocky: Rocky is a slushie and a milkshake!!! The milkshake has whipped cream and other fun toppings on it! Even a little cupcake! Also do you guys remember the little hug fruit barrels? Those are SO him... he also is what happens when you suck the juice out of one of those long melted popsicles (we- we all did that, right???)

Eddie: Eddie is gatorade! Specifically either red or light blue. Also, he's something I saw on the internet one time called Vodquila: a mixture of Vodka and Tequila! He is definitely that!

Doctor Scott: Doctor Scott is coffee!!! Not coffee, but coffee nonetheless! He's also orange juice!

The criminologist: The Criminologist is grape juice! I can't really explain it but he is!!! Also you know how I said that Doctor Scott was coffee but not strong? The Criminologist is STRONG coffee!

[rosebudshifter]

🧃 ◟ FEELIN' SUPER CHILDISH  ✶  what are some things you can't wait to do when you shift? do you have water balloon fights with your friends? sandcastle competitions? be the queen of the waves like merliah summers?

🪴 ◟ GOT NO ALIBI  ✶  have you ever snuck out of your house? what's the best excuse you'd tell your guardian if you get caught?

🩱 ◟ GLITTER FOR SKIN  ✶  swimming in the beach sometimes get you hungry, what's a snack you eat at the beach?

for the golden hour ask game !! i'd love to hear about your mcu dr <3

*cracks knuckles in a super cliché way*

🧃 ◟ FEELIN' SUPER CHILDISH  ✶  what are some things you can't wait to do when you shift? do you have water balloon fights with your friends? sandcastle competitions? be the queen of the waves like merliah summers?

oh my god SO MANY THINGS. thor is my midnight 7-eleven run buddy, that dude is addicted to slurpees and i don't blame him. walks in central park with steve where we find a tree to sit under - i read while he sketches. wine nights with nat. cook offs with sam. i also scripted in some friends from this reality, so getting to see them interact with the team is gonna be fun.

🪴 ◟ GOT NO ALIBI  ✶  have you ever snuck out of your house? what's the best excuse you'd tell your guardian if you get caught?

oh i'd sneak out of the apartment as a teenager ALL THE TIME. here's the thing, when abnormal abilities present themselves when you're already going through the hellhole that is an american public middle school you will take any opportunity you can get to have a little peace and quiet. now, don't get the wrong idea, i wasn't causing trouble or being a delinquent. you would not believe the healing properties a late night flight above the clouds can be. however, no amount of wrangling your hair into a ponytail will be able to get rid of the windswept look, so telling your parents you were just getting some fresh air on the roof garden isn't really gonna pass.

🩱 ◟ GLITTER FOR SKIN  ✶  swimming in the beach sometimes get you hungry, what's a snack you eat at the beach?

as someone who grew up by the beach in this reality, i have beach snacks ON LOCK. peanut butter & jelly sandwiches (grape jelly ONLY, i will hear NO ALTERNATIVES), super salty potato chips to put in the pb&j (don't knock it 'til ya tried it), a bar of dark chocolate to lay out in the sun to then dip strawberries & other fruit in, and sour gummy worms. drinks consist of plenty of water, lemonade, & cran-watermelon ocean spray juice cuz it tastes EXACTLY like the strawberry acai starbucks refresher.

okay this was SO FUN

[deadpool15]

Self-care day

"Hello, my beautiful lovely people. It's your girl."That's how you start the videos?" I turn around and look at my girlfriend with a stank face. "Ma'am, I know you didn't just sit there and interrupt me in the middle of my into."

She smiles and shakes her her head. "No, I'm sorry, baby, continue. Finish your intro pretty baby, go on." I suck my teeth, cranning my neck to look back at her since she is trying to persuade me by grabbing my hips. I move myself on her lap because there is more space and cause, why the hell not. "You lucky I love you." I peck her lips before turning around to look at the camera again. "So, like I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted. It's your girl taylor back with yet another video as I promised. And today we have a very special guest, give all you applauds to my girlfriend. I'm gonna like totally insert the audience thing that used to creep me out when I was a kid Kayoung."

"Anyways, today, instead of doing a vlog because it's cold asf in Korea. And I'm from fucking Texas therfore, you know my ass ain't made for the cold. Yea, we will be doing a self-care day with us, and mainly because I just got my period." Chocol starts to chucked behind me, trying to hide from the camera. "Yall have seen my baby Kayoung on camera before plenty of times, so I don't know why she was behind me playing games and shit." I say to the camera, causing her to laugh and wave to the people. "Are yall usually like this? Like, do you curse and tell them all this stuff, babe?" She asked me genuinely, and I wanted to hear my opinion on the matter.

"Baby, I've had a YouTube channel since I was in middle school. Me and my followers and I practically grew up together. On some real, shit they probably know more than you." I tell her playfully, trying to get under her skin, until she starts moving me back and forth on her thigh. Shit I forgot I was sitting on her lap. "I doubt anyone of them know you better than me." She says though I can tell if I don't stop her she will turn this video into a fucking sextape. "OK, ok, you're right. You obviously know me way better. Now stop before they end up seeing me naked. "She stops the playful expression glancing at the camera before she takes notice of the strap of my shirt had fallen down. And pulls it up before kissing my cheek allowing me to continue.

"You promised to behave. I'll edit that out, though." Then we continue on with the video when I grab a clay face mask starting to apply it on her skin. "Baby, your skin is good. See yall, that's what being with me gets you. Clear skin and good sex."I say laughing at the camera, stopping when Kayoung slaps my ass. "Behave." That's all she has to say to get me to be quiet. Eventually, the silence starts to roll in, so I suggest we do a Q&A segment. To add a little seasoning to the upload. While applying her face mask, I hand her my phone, showing her some questions people have asked for over some time. She starts to read them out loud so we both can answer them.

Chocolsrideordie1- How long have you two been dating?

"We've been together for about 5 years now. To be honest, it's 4 years if you really think about it, cause it took one whole year for Kayoung to fucking get me." I tell everyone before she speaks up. "She kept making it seem like I was bothering her by asking about her day and just trying to get to know her. I mean, it took me a while because I really wanted to talk to her but thought she was straight." She says while looking at me. "Yea, everyone she thought I, a national walking gay flag, was a straight woman. Crazy shit." We both start dying of laughter before looking at the next question.

Taylorsbuggest- who is the princess in the relationship?

We both kinda sit there confused. After a while, I finish chocols masks. She starts to do mine now, and we are still trying to understand the question. "It's the way we both don't get it. That's throwing me. Not us both being slow." She looks at me, trying to concentrate on the mask and hide her smile. "So, if you mean like youngest, it's obviously me. But if you mean whole leaders towards the role of like just going with the flow and being babied. It's kinda both of us, I mean, people see her on camera and think she is all intimidating and mean and shit. Which I can understand yall, I got a resting bitch face too. But we both enjoy being each other's support system and like to be the baby." She starts shaking her head, trying to deny what in saying. I smile and grab her to pull us closer. "I promise yall this right here is my baby, and she loves it." I read the next question.

Lovingonfood123- What's it like dating someone younger?

"Well, I sometimes find it hard to believe taylor is younger than me. Compared to how we act. I'm not saying I'm childish, but when I first met her, I thought she was way older than 25. She was just so put together and gave me the vibe of someone who had an old soul. She gives the best advice, and it makes me question how many lives she has lived. In a sense, she acts older than me, so typically, I forget she isn't." She finishes up my mask before I grosn in pain. She finishes up my mask beof4 I groan in pain. She looked at me trying to find exactly what area was hurting until she realized my period was still on. She immediately starts rubbing my abdomen.

"Wanna continue, baby, or just lay down?" I contemplate it. I wanted to continue the video before she gave me a look. Knowing I can't refuse. She continues to rub my stomach, further persuading me to cut the video and call it a day. I managed to push through and get her to do two more questions before we call it's quits for the night. She reads the next question, and I can see it in her eyes she is worried about my pains.

Puppylover56-whats it like being a dancer?

I look at her while she starts to explain in detail. She is so passionate about her craft and I love that so fucking much about her. Whenever you mention here, the world lights up. Obviously not as bright as when you mention me, but you get the idea. "It's amazing, I've been a hip-hop freestyle battler for a long time, and I love every second of every competition I've been in. Whether I win or lose, it's always an experience for me, getting to learn from other dancers. Watching them transform on stage, hopping that's how people see me. I want to continue to battle. Going on street women fighter 2 has taught me more about choreography. Before, I didn't worry too much about creating dance moves, I just went with the flow. Wherever music took me, I allowed my body to just go with it. But now I have learned it can be fun to create dances as well. "

Yourbabydaddy34- What's it like being a country that doesn't really accept the lgbt+ community?

I huff out a breath of air once I hear the question, ignoring the pain that shoots up in my stomach. Chocol takes notice and rubs my stomach a bit more firmly. "So, it's not secret that Korea is homophobic. Buy in my opinion, can you name a country that's not. And no, I'm not saying that's a good thing, I'm simply pointing out the facts here. The country's values and the people are two different things. Of course, it can be difficult sometimes, but no one really goes out of their way to stop us from loving each other, so why should we. A long time ago, I was terrified of the fact that I liked girls. I wasn't raised to look down on it or to think it was bad. In fact, I had gay family members, but as my mother likes to tell me all the time, she didn't have a problem with gay people she just didn't expect me to be like this. I relaiz3d that the father she tried to explain to her point of view the more I didn't want to hear it, it was my mother's way of saying she didn't accept me. Now, we are much closer since she has changed her views. But the point of this story was to tell you that at the end of the day, not everyone will like you for you. So why should you sit there and waste your breath on a hating ass bitch?"

I turn around to hear chocol applauding me in the background. "That's my girl." I smile while hugging her. Before she reminds me, we have to end the video now, so she can run us and bathe and relax. I'm trying to soothe my cramps. "OK, everyone thanks you my beautiful bitches for tuning into today's week tonight's vid of the week. I shall upload again next week, I promise. If I don't, you can beat my ass when you catch me on the streets. "No the fuck you can not." I hear her saying while I laugh looking at rhe serious face she is making. "I'm plating yall, shit can't take a joke. Anyways good-night I love you all byee."

[itsclydebitches]

Clyde, you're the world leading expert on coffee shop au right? What are some of the rwby character's coffee order? I only know for sure that Ruby is milk and a tiny possible suggestion of espresso.

"World leading expert" 😂 Sure, let's go with that! The truly hilarious thing is I don't even like coffee, though I do love a good Coffee Shop AU 👀 

Let's see...

Ruby: Personally, I picture Ruby as having tastes similar to my own, so even the "possible suggestion of espresso" might be too much for her. Plus, how often do you think Tai looked at his literal whirlwind of a child and went, "She does NOT need that kind of caffeine." Given her cookie obsession and that familial input, Ruby might go for something like the Chocolate Cookie Crumb Frappuccino (Venti, of course).

Yang: My initial impulse is that Yang walks into a coffee shop and just goes, "Fuck me up" BUT what little we know about her drinking habits kinda contradicts that. In the Yellow Trailer she orders a Strawberry Sunrise with an umbrella, so even at a coffee shop she might (unexpectedly) prefer fun, citrus-y drinks. (Plus, Tai warned her off ordering coffee because then RUBY wants a coffee and again, bad idea). Nowadays Yang is probably snagging the new Cran-Merry Orange Refresher with lemonade. She's sipping this bright red, iced drink at 15 degrees F with her midriff and thigh showing. People passing by are rightfully terrified. She's too cool to be cold.

Blake: London fog. It's simple. It's delicious. It's cozy. The perfect drink for curling up with a raunchy romance you've tucked into a book cover so no one else knows about your sins. Blake likes that she can easily make it at home because fuck exploitative companies, but in reality she'll still buy plenty as a pick-me-up while out and about.

Weiss: Surprisingly, the only one of the girls who consistently drinks coffee. She went pretty bitter back when she was trying to impress Jacques/uphold the Schnee ~image~ but nowadays it's usually an Iced Blonde Vanilla Latte, or a Caramel Macchiato. She can't go Ruby's level of sweet, Blake's is too boring, and Yang is crazy for going to a coffee shop and ordering what's essentially juice... but beyond that she'll pretty much try anything on the menu. Does it keep her up for long hours of studying after training? Yes? Then job done. Tasting good is just a bonus.

Speaking of bonuses...

Ozpin: Hot chocolate. It's canon. More importantly, it keeps things simple because otherwise you get situations like this:

Ozpin: "-and I'll have that with two shots of espresso please." Oscar: Forgetting someone? Ozpin: "Ah yes. My apologies. Four shots of espresso." Oscar: Ugh, it's going to be a long day. Ozpin: "Hmm. Indeed. Eight shots?" Barista: "...Dude. Are you okay?" Ozpin: "No. Thank you for asking."

[accio-sriracha]

Oddly Specific Marauder Headcannons!!

~~~♤~~~

James Potter hates flamingos. He doesn't know why, he just despises them.

Remus didn't actually like chocolate for most of his childhood, he acquired the taste after he started hanging out with Sirius (who has a MASSIVE sweet tooth)

Peter will never turn down a trip somewhere. Going to hogsmeade? He's in. Off to visit a friend by the lake? Already got his shoes on. Stopping by the library? He's got books to turn in anyways. Literally just going to the bathroom? Might as well get some steps in.

Sirius' favorite color is actually green, but he just tells people it's black because everyone already assumes that.

James Potter had a massive collection of succulents at home that he would talk to and treat like they were people. He used the words "sad" and "happy" to describe when they needed to be watered.

Remus went through burnt out gifted kid syndrome in sixth year and refused to touch a book unless absolutely necessary because he just couldn't handle the commitment.

Peter was actually extremely gifted at potions because he grew up learning how to bake with his mums.

Sirius 100% named his jet black owl something like "Princess Sugarplum Cutie Patootie Fluffy Feathers" and would coo over her every time she brought him a letter.

James is obsessed with everything kiwi flavored but if you hand him a kiwi he will literally throw it at you.

Remus actually does NOT know how to deal with small children and would make small talk with baby Harry in his normal voice and instead of holding him on his lap he'd just sit him up next to him on the couch like an adult would sit.

On any given day Peter would have an entire package of jelly beans in his pocket or a pepper up potion that serves double as a hangover cure for James and Sirius and there was no inbetween.

Sirius has a surprisingly low tolerance for pain but he's just so damn stubborn that he refuses to give in.

James is terrible at describing anything about himself. Ask him his favorite song and suddenly he's never heard a single one in his life, ask him his favorite food and he literally doesn't remember eating anything ever. If he sees the "Name three strengths/weakness" question one more time he's going to drown himself in the black lake.

Remus would despise roller coasters, and no, not because they're unsafe or because they're scary or because of the germs, he just hates the idea of them and would honestly rather go eat a chocolate funnel cake.

Peter WILL take a paint sample card no matter how large his stack gets and you CANNOT stop him.

Sirius draws on everything, literally put a writing utensil in his hand and make him bored enough and he will just start drawing on whatever is in front of him, his friends included.

James overshares every little detail about his day and all of his favorite stuff and many things the others should probably (definitley) not know about but when it comes to important information he just... never talks about it? It took two and a half years before the others even learned he was an only child. (Though his behavior made it a little obvious)

Remus dressed up as himself three years in a row for Halloween because "The real monster is inside me" successfully earning horrified and/or angry looks from all of his friends.

Peter is obsessed with cranberry juice, the variants of Cran-Apple and Cran-Grape??? Perfection.

[weekly-und3rvers3]

Week 6 - Christmas Special

creator: me :)

word count: 705

Notes: TW/CW: Seasonal depression, Implied/referenced su!cidal thoughts/su!cide attempt (nothing actually happens, it’s referenced) Damn sorry y’all, can’t even let them have a happy Christmas

A cold, dark December night. 

It seemed to take a toll on Cross, as he sat on the window sill, looking out at the falling snow. He couldn’t see anything outside, the darkness only reflected his morose expression and the flickering fireplace.

He was tired. The sun and moon were a newer addition to the universe their castle currently resided in. But this also meant that seasons, night and day cycles were present to the boys. And with nights starting sooner and lasting longer, Cross felt his internal clock getting tricked into wanting to just… rest. Always. He was always tired.

He was cold. The blanket giving him nothing to protect him from the freezing temperatures the castle reached in the winter seasons.

He was… unhappy. He couldn’t explain why. But recently, it’s just been so tough. Loss of motivation. Loss of confidence. Loss of appetite. Loss of energy. Loss of… everything, made it hard to be in high spirits.

It was always cold. Always dark. Always dull. Always bleak. Always 

“Merry Gyftmas, Cranberry!”

Cross jolted awake as he was about to doze off, leaning against the window, wrapped in his blanket. He was interrupted by the sound of Killer's voice appearing right next to him. How he missed the other’s reflection in the window was a mystery, but that was just Killer.

”Huh?” Cross furrowed his brow, turning his body fully to face Killer. He looked at the other, their arms outstretched with a chaotically wrapped box in their hands.

“A present for you, Cranberry!”

“Cranberry?” Cross questioned, looking to Killer. “That’s a new one.”

“Well Cran is like a mix of both Cross and Sans, and Cranberry fit the festive season so I thought it would fit!” Killer smiled, proud of themselves.

Cross merely nodded, just another silly nickname to add to the collection. Instead, he turned to the gift in the other's hands. “So…. What is this?”

“Gyftmas!”

“What is… Gyftmas?”

“Well…” Killer thought about it for a moment, dropping the present to their waist for a moment. “I don’t actually remember.”

“But it’s something we used to do in our AU! I just know we decorate a tree and give people presents!” Killer smiled, picking the gift back up and presenting it to Cross.

“Oh… but…” Cross stared, awkwardly, at the present before taking it hesitantly. “I didn’t get you anything.”

“Well what about all the deleted texts you never sent reaching out because you felt like a burden?” 

“Huh?” Cross turned to look past Killer, towards Dust’s voice talking to him, but he flinched as he caught a gift, flying his way.

He looked down, a box of chocolates wrapped with a nice ribbon. A Dust classic for him.

“Or all those times we’ve had late night talks where you’ve told me how you want to end it?” Cross let out a grunt as Killer shoved their present into his chest. 

“Or all the meals you purposely skip out on, for any number of food, abondamment, insecurity reasons.” Cross turned to Horror, offering him a gift bag.

“Remember that time you lied to us and were going to jump off that bridge in an AU far away from where any of us could reach you.”

He felt his breath get caught in his throat, shutting his eyes pitifully, as he didn’t even bother to look at what Nightmare had outstretched to him.

“Your very existence is a gift Cross.” Dusts spoke, taking his scarf off, and wrapping it around Cross.

“It’s cheesy and cliche, but you don’t have to get us anything, other than the promise you’ll stay.” Killer held their glowing soul, twitching between their shapes, out to him.

“I don’t even know if I can promise that.” Cross choked out, feeling the warmth from Dusts scarf, seeing the light from Killer’s soul. 

”Promise you’ll try.” Horror put a hand on Cross’s.

“Try however much you safely can. Give however much you can safely give. Be kind, be respectful, be patient with yourself. As much as you can.” Cross could feel Nightmare use his magic, seeping into his own body and soul.

“…I promise.” Cross cried, wiping at his eyes.

“Merry Gyftmas, Cross.”

“Merry Gyftmas… I hate you guys.”

[ggwweenn1]

Let's make some trail mix!

Reblog so more people can add to our delicious snack!

[armandaughter]

semester over. new tattoo. vodka cran. my friend bought me ghirardelli chocolate for my birthday. meal prep done. i am in ecstasy

[fluttershys444]

day in the life of a VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGEL! (in my fame dr ) ♡

i am a late-riser. a night owl. a lover of staying up late on my hotel balcony and listening to the sounds of the city with a glass of wine and my sweet angel lover boy… therefore, i don’t wake up until like 9:00-10:00 a.m. on a good day or 11:00 a.m on a better less good day.

coffee is always first on my agenda: the frothiest, dreamiest vanilla latte you’ve ever tasted in any universe. acquired from the closest coffee shop or the hotel lobby.

i train with my personal trainer, jeff, three times a week—usually some kind of kickboxing/mma regimen. lots of treadmills to perfect my walk. sometimes barefoot, sometimes in six-inch heels.

on the days i don’t train, i prefer to have a slower start to my mornings. sipping my coffee, doing my makeup, singing into my hairbrush… girl activities.

i don’t have a typical day when it comes to actual work—if i have a shoot i have to be up earlier, and will spend sometimes the entire day on set being dolled up and taking photos.

spring and fall are my busiest seasons: prep for fashion week and the victoria’s secret fashion show takes months. in the months/weeks before a big show, i usually have a flurry of casting calls, fittings, and rehearsals.

if liam has a show that night, and i am not busy, i will sometimes attend his rehearsals and soundchecks. he doesn’t have a lot of downtime on show days, but just being in the same space and getting to hang out with him and the boys while they work is worth it. and i love watching him get all sweaty during rehearsal :p

if liam doesn’t have a show, and i am not busy prepping for a shoot or show, we will usually do some combination of shopping / trying new restaurants / lounging around his hotel room / going out with the band or our friends, etc.

once every few weeks there is also some sort of obligatory charity gala, premiere, show, party, etc. that i have to make an appearance at…. because when you’re a hot, rich, successful supermodel, everyone invites you to everything (even if you don’t want to be there). of course i always attend in the slinkiest dress and cutest little kitten heels—mostly for the free wine and fancy little appetizers.

my favorite food is sushi, and i literally have it at least twice a week… salmon sashimi is everything to me

on the topic of food…………… we are NOT starving ourselves ladies. food is fuel and this girl is eating good. collagen coffee in the morning, vodka cran at night. the creamiest grass-fed butter smeared on fresh, fluffy sourdough and eggs that would make gordon ramsey shed a tear for breakfast. a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries for lunch. a poke salad and half a bottle of wine for dinner. a questionable serving of peanut butter froyo piled high with candy. food. is. fuel!!!

there is so much more and at this point i am just rambling. but i hope u enjoyed a little peek behind the curtain at my vs angel fame dr. love u cuties. go shift! 🤍

[bunnywoman]

top 5 beverages

1. cold brew with oat milk

2. iced maple matcha latte

3. raspberry kombucha

4. diet cran

5. chocolate milkshake

fave alcoholic bev is spiced rum & oj 👯‍♀️