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glitterslag · 9 months ago

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thinking so many thoughts about rust saying he spent a month in Paris getting drunk on the steps of montmartre or whatever it was

#rust cohle #euro love affair maybe???????!!!#dear god i hope so #or was he there doing undercover shit #or both!#anyways im obsessed with the idea of him in france in the 80s #lounging by the seine with a bottle of rosé reading camus and sartre #flopping about being all sulky and tragic like he does except it's in a 20-something guy on a gap year way so it's basically normal #the way guys exactly like him probably would've been ten a penny in that context 😭😂 heeeeaving with backpacking grads and shit lmao #he would've gotten away with acting like that sooo easy he would've gotten b*tches!!!#also this is pre most of the tragedy in his life so im choosing to believe he was in the club back then #dancing like a wild boy to italo disco beats #crack but w/e #god if i was intelligent enough to write rust cohle I'd write the hell out of this

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galoogamelady · 1 year ago

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after 2 years I found my favorite sims 4 screenshot again

#he's going thru it #I based his Mixed Messages bedroom on this btw #but those lamps and nightstands look gigantic I should've shrunk them down #his penthouse in my head is a mix of his Weazel Plaza apartment and this one I built for him in the Sims #this pic always CRACKS me up #get it....#the Sims 4 #sims 4 #Buttons #GTA Online #since it's that AU #screenshot #cw nudity #I don't think it needs a label but w/e

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baylardian-1 · 4 months ago

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YEAH I DID SOME CRINGE NAENAE S2 MANIPS I DONT CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#they make me feel ill hahaha #i did these in drawpile which is veeeeeeery limiting on what i can pull off sjkhfdkfhdjsk #kinda embarassed at my barbel placement on these but w/e lmao #not very cheekzone like they should be 🤦#manips hard lol #Prodigy Spoilers #My Art #Manip #Star Trek: Prodigy #Star Trek: Voyager #Ouroboros #Cracked Mirror #Chakotay #Kathryn Janeway #Threshold #AU #Human

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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and if i say hehe

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #arasawa #masumi arakawa #jo sawashiro #snap sketches #this the sauciest we're getting i QUIT #the one rare occurrence where im having jo be smooth for once. he aint even smooth he screamin on the inside trust me #this is a shitpost in my heart but i also had to sleep before finishing it.#i said id have this done at 4AM and it is 8:36AM WHAT HAPPENED #im getting slower..... this had no reason to take up so much time that i had to force myself awaY BYE #WHATEVER. i dont have anything else to say. probably.#im gonna do a comm after i take a lil break cause I Expected To Have This Done Last Night/This Ass-Crack-Of-Dawn Morning #then when i finish THAT i'll probably take a break from drawing for the day #This the thing i was struggling to draw the other day. btw. for some reason ???????? brain was broken plain and simple #ok bye bye it's my break time if parts of this look wonky or w/e i do not care we're MOVING ON

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estarion · 3 months ago

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minthara when he ascended: yaaaaaaaas slaaaaaaaay king !!! minthara 6 months later: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, child.

#then he goes 'lul w/e. bye darling.' and she all like 'kekeke. tata LORD astarion.' they crack me tf up ... . . .#.protag #.ascended #.dossier

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deus-ex-mona · 8 months ago

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so aizo really is a demon in meoto… demon aizo x human sacrifice yujiro huh~~~~~~

#(echoing jp lxl twt) wait what happened to the ‘sengoku period’ setting—#they gotta keep the ‘forbidden’ part of the ‘forbidden’ romance in there somehow ig lmaoooo #i expected a reincarnation story but all i got was this fabulous historical fantasy story: the mv #dammit i wrote my crack ideas before i saw this i s w e a r #either way aiyuu are married now no objections #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #ok i think im done fr now byeyeyeyeyeye

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sanasanakun · 11 months ago

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Everyone in the world: Damn, young Snow is kinda 👀👀 now? You know?? Like come here daddy Corio hahaha😳😜💦

Me, lusting after old ass President Snow since like sixth grade when Hunger Games first dropped in theatres:🧍‍♀️

#hahaha yeah young snow is…real hot guys….😀#Donald Sutherland you will always be famous #I love old evil men who are extremely ruthless and emotionally stunted and dying and lame #also he’s just funny #he’s a team player #when he cracked up after Katniss killed Coin I was like…king I love you #he’s just such a weirdo #young Snow is just another Andrew Tate head you can meet at a young republicans club meeting #President Snow is refined lmaoooo #anyway I’m a Peeta stan at the end of the day so w/e lol #the hunger games #president coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #thg #thg series #suzanne collins

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bredforloyalty · 3 months ago

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dude. thank god for the people who post every fleeting thought they have about a wack ass fucking tv show and the people who reblog all of those posts especially the ones without context

#this is soooo funny. i should've been there.#what's funny in addition is that. they talk about nate as if he was the devil like thee force of evil 💀 that you dare not invoke the #name of under regular circumstances. or like he's just there so you can throw your popcorn at something gdsfvxy #and it reminds me like #we're (/the other side is) all insane too huh no one is winning. love it #really i'm not even annoyed at all it's just genuinely cracking me up that i've seen so many posts that read like #[abt trauma or w/e] “damn that's crazy. anyway he should die asap + can we get someone else on the screen” 💀#meanwhile. look at how i've been living.#when lexi's play falls apart and that girl says “it could be worse. it could be boring”. mouthpiece moment. that's the show #kata.txt #euphoria

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scrawnytreedemon · 1 year ago

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Gink and Bidna™ doodles, for the soul (ft. Lelda) ❤

#tloz #twilight princess #wolf link #link #midna #zelda #fan art #scrawny draws #LOVE to see these little freaks <333 #i can draw sheep + goats just fine but DOGS? W O L V E S ?#istg i need to crack a code or something because i Cannot grok them #i hope midna's mangy stray energy pleases and delights #she reminds me so much of my cat it's unreal 😭#fucking jaffa-cake coloured scruffled little shits #fr fr!!!

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frost-eyed-autumn · 7 months ago

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@starsburned

get rekt

Whips out his knife and twirls it between his fingers, holding it with full malicious intent.

There you are, you snitch.

"Hey Dazai - come here. That eye of yours is MINE."

#t: Cheese War 2 #starsburned #crack #ic #I Hate Everything About You || Dazai #{--w E L P--}

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angel---eater · 2 months ago

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bros ill be real one of my boyfriends might be an egg

#our t #caw caw #kk reported that j had some gender thoughts that a) hes never had before and b) were pretty sus so we are ON THE LOOK OUT #he is so unaware of himself its sometimes a blessing but mostly a curse. i fuckin adore him wtf #dude sings like a genuine angel and then he cracks a dad joke. which he goes OOHHH NOOOOO about hes a fuckin gem #but i keep thinkin about what kk said and im like. john? hey dude yeah its me #im w/ you on the vague gender feels in terms of autism but in combination w/ the second though its kinda hmmm worthy ill be real #ngl ive also been questioning whether i myself am another of our bigenders or if its just splintery business bc we DO have #some other gendered dave-like people in this system who split from me and/or my splittwin #and in our brain ppl who split from e/o tend to be more closely connected and can feel e/os feelings easier #so its either Not My Feeling its me and/or all the forcefemme stuff ive been looking at for reasons #is affecting me in a different way LMAO

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seokmattchuus · 4 months ago

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CHK CHK BOOM WILL BE MY TOP THREE ON WRAPPED YOU CAN TRUST IN THAT 😭😭

#dumb fuck ted talk #my head? banging. my ass? shaking. my knees? cracking.#i'm not built to be bopping this hard they can't do this to me at this late hour #especially with the rain on the way? imma break something. i'm too old for this #AND THE FELIX CHORUS OOOHH I'M HARD #AND CHAN RIGHT AFTER?? I NEED TO W R I T E #WHO LET THEM 😭😭#stray kids #skz #chk chk boom #chkchkboom #rain's daily issue

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deus-ex-mona · 1 month ago

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#posting this a day early this time so that it won’t overlap with the announcement drop(s) [if any]#is this another effort to manifest kimikawaii mv? yes. yes it is #still curious about h10w though… (broken record) they’re not gonna leave it as 5 announcements forever right…?#though. i have to say that yes i do not want a mona anime… b u t i want a kawaikute gomen anime (based on the manga)#i think a potential ep based on chapter 4 would be absolutely hilarious #and (since it’s in the [redacted] anime-verse) it’d fit right in as a s2 of sorts #something like l**n k*ng 1 1/2 (in the sense that it’s like a retelling of a story from a different perspective) yk—#so. c’mon. no mona anime (bc lord knows how anime-onlys would treat asuna) but!!! kawaikute gomen anime!!!!!! please!!!!#let chizuutan’s delusions take centerstage!!!!!! and renren and concon will be there too!!!!!!!#but. if official subs choose to write concon as ‘konkon’ i’ll rest my case forever #i wonder what an official english title would be if kawaikute gomen did get an anime though…#if we had ‘heroines run the show’ can we have something cheesy like ‘too cute for you’ or ‘terribly cute’ or ‘serving you cuteness’ lmao #so. my pitch is this. hey anime staff. leave mona (and asuna) alone. no mona anime.#you have a perfectly good (crack) story to animate with just as much toxic yuri (chuucon) and regular yuri (chuuren [jk]) to show off #and it would even be a perfect s2 to add to the story of your [redacted] anime. you can even have chuucon duet doutankyohi for a special ed!#so. please. if there has to be an anime in h10w. please let it be a kawaikute gomen anime.#im 100000000% serious. the world needs to see chuucon toxic yuri in the mainstream!!!!!!!!!!!!#(also bc it’d be very funny to see people ask ‘where’s hiyori????’ for the first. like. 5 eps before she finally appears in like ep 6)#(provided that the anime adapts 1 chapter to 1 ep and such bc it’d just work that way i s w e a r)#man. to think that this started as a way to manifest kimikawaii how did we get to kawaikutegomen anime manifestation instead…#anyways!!!!! kimikawaii mv this week!!!!!!! please!!!!!! begging!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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beleth · 4 months ago

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Well my dad is helping to pay for an exterminator apparently. Which is nice. I just feel bad though because it feels as though my mother is incapable of saving money for any emergency.

#she had a complete breakdown over having to crack into her savings a few months ago bc van troubles.#like damn that sucks. you made me pull out 2.2k and said you'd pay me half of it back (never did)#will forever be pissed over that #heres to hoping the roaches finally die off once we get that treatment thofucking christ #also pissed that they ignored the roach problem FOR FOUR MONTHS.#despite me saying hey. i saw roached las night. hey can we get some kind of poison for them. hey diatotacious earth might help. but w/e

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bugeyedfreaks · 1 year ago

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I love the Mayor, but tbh he's 100% a creepy, perverted old man lol.

It’s… sad but true. I mean, I love him (and I had a bit of a longer reply to this that I scrapped so I’ll cut this next part short) but I hate the weird little quick jokes in the first four seasons of the show that insinuate that he might be having an affair with/is attracted a little tooooo much to Ms. Bellum or that he hates his wife (a TREASURE and a QUEEN who should be WORSHIPPED he is a LOUSE), and then the jokes in the last two seasons where they significantly dumbed him down and treated him basically like a barely functioning baby. Both were not… great… 😕

#the idea of him being a sugar daddy does kind of crack me up BUT ONLY SO MUCH #if only he thought being a sugar daddy was giving nice ladies a little cash and getting jars of pickle in return idk #that would be cute and wholesome BUT OTHERWIIIIIISE #the longer reply was me going through all the jokes and getting irritated but I won’t do that lol why does it matter sigh #and me getting irritated with YOU KNOW WHO for insisting his little show was super progressive even with things like this going on 🙄#but again w/e there is no point to me being salty it does nothing and neeeeever has apparently lmao 🙃

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iobartach · 1 year ago

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to quote a friendo, of mig; "he's a 10 but he bullies kids" 🥴

#crack #has this been done to death yet? 😂#but yeah i made a lil progress with drafts this evening <3 #also decided to grab the offer for disc upgrade of ps5 insom.niac spide.y #so wooot soon i'll get screenshots from there!#still working out some kinks w/ my capture card for ps3 #n e e d to grab screenshots from that era's spider-man games too

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