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thinking so many thoughts about rust saying he spent a month in Paris getting drunk on the steps of montmartre or whatever it was
#rust cohle#euro love affair maybe???????!!!#dear god i hope so#or was he there doing undercover shit#or both!#anyways im obsessed with the idea of him in france in the 80s#lounging by the seine with a bottle of rosé reading camus and sartre#flopping about being all sulky and tragic like he does except it's in a 20-something guy on a gap year way so it's basically normal#the way guys exactly like him probably would've been ten a penny in that context 😭😂 heeeeaving with backpacking grads and shit lmao#he would've gotten away with acting like that sooo easy he would've gotten b*tches!!!#also this is pre most of the tragedy in his life so im choosing to believe he was in the club back then#dancing like a wild boy to italo disco beats#crack but w/e#god if i was intelligent enough to write rust cohle I'd write the hell out of this
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after 2 years I found my favorite sims 4 screenshot again
#he's going thru it#I based his Mixed Messages bedroom on this btw#but those lamps and nightstands look gigantic I should've shrunk them down#his penthouse in my head is a mix of his Weazel Plaza apartment and this one I built for him in the Sims#this pic always CRACKS me up#get it....#the Sims 4#sims 4#Buttons#GTA Online#since it's that AU#screenshot#cw nudity#I don't think it needs a label but w/e
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YEAH I DID SOME CRINGE NAENAE S2 MANIPS I DONT CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#they make me feel ill hahaha#i did these in drawpile which is veeeeeeery limiting on what i can pull off sjkhfdkfhdjsk#kinda embarassed at my barbel placement on these but w/e lmao#not very cheekzone like they should be 🤦#manips hard lol#Prodigy Spoilers#My Art#Manip#Star Trek: Prodigy#Star Trek: Voyager#Ouroboros#Cracked Mirror#Chakotay#Kathryn Janeway#Threshold#AU#Human
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@gloryseized liked for a starter from Yusuke!
"Akira, I must ask something of you. It is imperative to my art making process." There's a pause as Yusuke looks to his empty wallet, and then to object of his desire, "...Could I perhaps have some money to purchase this crab?"
#gloryseized#muse: y.usuke#i don't know if this is crack w/e.#crab posting shall continue.))#fandom: p.ersona
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and if i say hehe
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza series#yakuza 7#yakuza like a dragon#arasawa#masumi arakawa#jo sawashiro#snap sketches#this the sauciest we're getting i QUIT#the one rare occurrence where im having jo be smooth for once. he aint even smooth he screamin on the inside trust me#this is a shitpost in my heart but i also had to sleep before finishing it.#i said id have this done at 4AM and it is 8:36AM WHAT HAPPENED#im getting slower..... this had no reason to take up so much time that i had to force myself awaY BYE#WHATEVER. i dont have anything else to say. probably.#im gonna do a comm after i take a lil break cause I Expected To Have This Done Last Night/This Ass-Crack-Of-Dawn Morning#then when i finish THAT i'll probably take a break from drawing for the day#This the thing i was struggling to draw the other day. btw. for some reason ???????? brain was broken plain and simple#ok bye bye it's my break time if parts of this look wonky or w/e i do not care we're MOVING ON
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minthara when he ascended: yaaaaaaaas slaaaaaaaay king !!! minthara 6 months later: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, child.
#then he goes 'lul w/e. bye darling.' and she all like 'kekeke. tata LORD astarion.' they crack me tf up ... . . .#.protag#.ascended#.dossier
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so aizo really is a demon in meoto… demon aizo x human sacrifice yujiro huh~~~~~~
#(echoing jp lxl twt) wait what happened to the ‘sengoku period’ setting—#they gotta keep the ‘forbidden’ part of the ‘forbidden’ romance in there somehow ig lmaoooo#i expected a reincarnation story but all i got was this fabulous historical fantasy story: the mv#dammit i wrote my crack ideas before i saw this i s w e a r#either way aiyuu are married now no objections#LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24#ok i think im done fr now byeyeyeyeyeye
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Everyone in the world: Damn, young Snow is kinda 👀👀 now? You know?? Like come here daddy Corio hahaha😳😜💦
Me, lusting after old ass President Snow since like sixth grade when Hunger Games first dropped in theatres:🧍♀️
#hahaha yeah young snow is…real hot guys….😀#Donald Sutherland you will always be famous#I love old evil men who are extremely ruthless and emotionally stunted and dying and lame#also he’s just funny#he’s a team player#when he cracked up after Katniss killed Coin I was like…king I love you#he’s just such a weirdo#young Snow is just another Andrew Tate head you can meet at a young republicans club meeting#President Snow is refined lmaoooo#anyway I’m a Peeta stan at the end of the day so w/e lol#the hunger games#president coriolanus snow#coriolanus snow#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#thg#thg series#suzanne collins
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dude. thank god for the people who post every fleeting thought they have about a wack ass fucking tv show and the people who reblog all of those posts especially the ones without context
#this is soooo funny. i should've been there.#what's funny in addition is that. they talk about nate as if he was the devil like thee force of evil 💀 that you dare not invoke the#name of under regular circumstances. or like he's just there so you can throw your popcorn at something gdsfvxy#and it reminds me like#we're (/the other side is) all insane too huh no one is winning. love it#really i'm not even annoyed at all it's just genuinely cracking me up that i've seen so many posts that read like#[abt trauma or w/e] “damn that's crazy. anyway he should die asap + can we get someone else on the screen” 💀#meanwhile. look at how i've been living.#when lexi's play falls apart and that girl says “it could be worse. it could be boring”. mouthpiece moment. that's the show#kata.txt#euphoria
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merry christmas, ur local crate with a bowtop on it is kicked violently open from the side and there is a snarling man with a cowboy hat belligerently hauling himself out with a gun in his hand
#shooting the shit {crack};#i firmly believe he ruined somebody's christmas during a blackwatch mission just like this#they called it operation trojan horse or w/e n they were like well cowboys n horses go hand in hand#n my boy said what horse wdym; hey. dont u touch me -- I SAID WHAT HORSE#n then they sorta just stuffed them in there while he's in mid-yell#sdflkjads it's a good thing my boy is not claustrophobic but he was definitely fuming for a bit while that shit was being delivered#i just think bw was chaos chaos n more chaos; i perpetually think abt him landing onto the roof of a bw car n being absolutely winded
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@hirayatiics
"Oh, yeah, been so officially for like... three and a half-ish years now? Believe it or not, getting outta the small town where everyone knows everyone did wonders."
#The Void Stares Back; [DASH COMMENTARY]#Ya'll Hear Something; [CRACK]#Another Believer; [P5! KENJI]#((Technically crack but also not))#((something something the freedom of college or w/e really lets you find yourself))
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If you have a different accent to your F/O or F/O's- imagine them listening to you talk and reacting to how differently your words sound to theirs.
Do they tease you? Do they think its sexy? Do they just love it??
And also how do you like their accent? ^^
#F/O#F/O's#F/O Imagine#F/O x Reader#F/O Imagines#all my f/o's are awful and they'd all make that put a shrimp on the barbie joke#i would be sitting there with my arms crossed like s h u t u p-#yes even 👠cruella👠 would do it#i can imagine she's really busy and annoyed one day#and i come in. see her like that. and go 'okay well i'm just gonna slip out before you crack it at me an- '#'and what!?? put a shrimp on the barbie? get out already- '#'i was gonna. but now i'm gonna stand here and scrutinise you for 10 minutes' 'ughhhhhh'#🐊🐊🐊 jim does it almost immediately upon meeting me. also asks 'how it is d o w n u n d e r? XDD 😏'#and 🖕🖕🖕 otis doesnt even let me finish t a l k i n g before he's on it#*sigh* 🤦♀️#lemme tell ya they better think its hot too.#and- i like all their accents/voices ^^#they make me melt- XD
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okay chat it's oikawa time.
(side note: oikawa enthusiasts please please provide your wisdom and knowledge. kageyama tobio is my son. i don't even go here. i am analyzing oikawa's character to get a better understanding of tobio's okay thank you)
starting at kitagawa daiichi (aka the volleyball club with the WORST FUCKING COACHES OF ALL TIME), oikawa spent AGES practicing and practicing to become a strong player. hours outside of school working on his serves, his sets, everything. he worked unbelievably hard to earn his spot on the kitaichi team, and i don't think it would be a stretch to say that he probably wasn't off the bench much in his first year (considering how the coaches run things, only sending in the players that they know are strong, not caring much for the team dynamic), only encouraging him to work harder.
when it comes to matches, thanks to oikawa, kitaichi is strong. undefeated. but the second they face off against shiratorizawa, they hit a wall. oikawa, when facing ushijima on his own, isn't strong enough to defeat him, and it almost feels like no matter how many times iwaizumi tells him "you can't defeat ushijima on your own, but there are six of us on the court" (or something along those lines) oikawa never quite understands that. in fact, i don't think oikawa fully grasps "the team that's stronger as six wins" until after graduation, seeing as he subs in kyoutani in the match they lose against karasuno, because yes, kyoutani's stronger, but he doesn't make them stronger as six, which oikawa doesn't realize.
so oikawa's left confused. confused as to why he can't beat this team. why he can't take his players to nationals. that becomes his ultimate goal- nationals- and so he practices and works so hard on his own technique, trying to bring the best out of his spikers (turning his spiker's potential into his own responsibility instead of encouraging them to work on themselves- something that kageyama encourages, like how he pushes tsukishima to achieve a higher impact point), but this doesn't get him anywhere. ushijima is still stronger. even with oikawa earning the best setter award. the best- he's the best- and yet it's not enough.
but what part of him isn't enough? what's oikawa lacking? he has the skill, the technique, the strength- so what's he lacking?
oikawa pins it on talent. ushijima has natural talent- a natural ability to hit the ball with so much force. and that's what oikawa comes to loathe - natural talent.
now we introduce kageyama. young, skilled, naturally talented kageyama tobio. kageyama comes to kitaichi with the prodigy label. he works hard, yes, but it seems to pay off so much quicker. oikawa had to work so hard for his spot as the team's setter- for his spot as captain- and in comes this eleven year old boy who's put in half the work, temporarily taking his spot on the court.
of course oikawa's pissed when kageyama asks him for help with his serves. oikawa's put in so much time perfecting them, and he knows that the second he gives kageyama advice, kageyama will advance far beyond him and leave him in the dust. because kageyama has that natural ability- the one thing oikawa's missing- why should he have to give kageyama that advice? kageyama has what oikawa wants, why does he feel entitled to ask for more?
so of course oikawa lashes out. to him, kageyama is basically saying "i know i'm already good, but i want to get better so i can take your place and bring the team to nationals." (going to nationals, despite being a common goal between both of them, is something that oikawa wants to achieve on his own, to prove to himself that he can do it since he's been trying for so long. he wants a ticket to nationals as proof that all of his training wasn't for nothing. kageyama being the one to take them to nationals would be a waste.) oikawa is blinded by jealousy and frustration.
kageyama also feels some jealousy towards oikawa, but more often than not these feelings manifest in admiration, because that's just how kageyama is- he respects and admires his upperclassmen.
what's been interesting me lately, though, is in season 4 episode 6 when we get a collage of players kageyama sees as 'strong' or "the best," as kageyama puts it. the players shown are hoshiumi, komori, sakusa, aone, shirabu, bokuto, ushijima, and iwaizumi.
including both komori and sakusa shows that this collage can include more than one player from a single team, and shirabu shows that setters can appear in this list, so why isn't oikawa there? these are players kageyama considers "the best" in terms of skill. it's understandable as to why iwaizumi is there, but to not have oikawa? it's a very interesting idea, indeed.
i haven't figured out an answer to this just yet. if anyone wants to help me out on this one that would be much appreciated.
but yes, tis all. i fear i have major oikage brainworms now so feel free to indulge me and yap about them in the comments or the tags (or, like, full reblogs. that would be sick too)
#volleyball guys#oikawa took me wayyyyy to long to crack considering how much i think about his relationship with kageyama#i saw a post on twitter recently talking abt oikawa dealing w comphet and now i can't stop thinking abt oikage#lacy by olivia rodrigo is fueling this obsession like nothing else it's so bad#but yes please indulge me in oikawa or oiakge headcanons#i'll even accept iwaoi atp. because while i'm not a huge iwaoi shipper (iwaoi yuri is an exception) i can respect their relationship w e/o
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Gink and Bidna™ doodles, for the soul (ft. Lelda) ❤
#tloz#twilight princess#wolf link#link#midna#zelda#fan art#scrawny draws#LOVE to see these little freaks <333#i can draw sheep + goats just fine but DOGS? W O L V E S ?#istg i need to crack a code or something because i Cannot grok them#i hope midna's mangy stray energy pleases and delights#she reminds me so much of my cat it's unreal 😭#fucking jaffa-cake coloured scruffled little shits#fr fr!!!
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@starsburned
get rekt
Whips out his knife and twirls it between his fingers, holding it with full malicious intent.
There you are, you snitch.
"Hey Dazai - come here. That eye of yours is MINE."
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#posting this a day early this time so that it won’t overlap with the announcement drop(s) [if any]#is this another effort to manifest kimikawaii mv? yes. yes it is#still curious about h10w though… (broken record) they’re not gonna leave it as 5 announcements forever right…?#though. i have to say that yes i do not want a mona anime… b u t i want a kawaikute gomen anime (based on the manga)#i think a potential ep based on chapter 4 would be absolutely hilarious#and (since it’s in the [redacted] anime-verse) it’d fit right in as a s2 of sorts#something like l**n k*ng 1 1/2 (in the sense that it’s like a retelling of a story from a different perspective) yk—#so. c’mon. no mona anime (bc lord knows how anime-onlys would treat asuna) but!!! kawaikute gomen anime!!!!!! please!!!!#let chizuutan’s delusions take centerstage!!!!!! and renren and concon will be there too!!!!!!!#but. if official subs choose to write concon as ‘konkon’ i’ll rest my case forever#i wonder what an official english title would be if kawaikute gomen did get an anime though…#if we had ‘heroines run the show’ can we have something cheesy like ‘too cute for you’ or ‘terribly cute’ or ‘serving you cuteness’ lmao#so. my pitch is this. hey anime staff. leave mona (and asuna) alone. no mona anime.#you have a perfectly good (crack) story to animate with just as much toxic yuri (chuucon) and regular yuri (chuuren [jk]) to show off#and it would even be a perfect s2 to add to the story of your [redacted] anime. you can even have chuucon duet doutankyohi for a special ed!#so. please. if there has to be an anime in h10w. please let it be a kawaikute gomen anime.#im 100000000% serious. the world needs to see chuucon toxic yuri in the mainstream!!!!!!!!!!!!#(also bc it’d be very funny to see people ask ‘where’s hiyori????’ for the first. like. 5 eps before she finally appears in like ep 6)#(provided that the anime adapts 1 chapter to 1 ep and such bc it’d just work that way i s w e a r)#man. to think that this started as a way to manifest kimikawaii how did we get to kawaikutegomen anime manifestation instead…#anyways!!!!! kimikawaii mv this week!!!!!!! please!!!!!! begging!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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