#cr2e32

[revvethasmythh]

fjord: nice to see your prickly demeanor still intact

beau: oh. well, I didn't have you around for a little bit, keeping me in check. I tried to do okay, though. I think I did all right. did I do okay, caleb?

caleb: I wasn't paying attention

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Fjord, the literal moral center: if you take those jewels, you’ll get someone killed.

Everyone else: no, let’s take them.

[thelavendersquid]

Life tips with Jester: The best way to honor your recently deceased friend is by awarding his penis the title of your favorite

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

NINE things I noted about CR2E32 "Beyond the Boundaries" and the Talks Machina about it :

Sam's ad weirdly lead to his soul being released from Mephistopheles' grip. I love writing this phrase. I also love the joke Matt threw after : "Unfortunately, without Satan at your back, I don't think you're allowed to play Dungeons & Dragons anymore. It's kind of a requirement."

The journey south is a real throwback to the beginnings. So much has happened ! They're friends now. And have enough money to pay up Gustav's bail, which is a nice hommage to Molly.

The best dick Jester's ever seen : Molly's ! (Before the mess with the breakfast food)

Caduceus continues to silently freak out Fjord with his high insight and tendency to make his beetles eat corpses. This character is such fun, and Taliesin looks like he likes playing him very much.

When they stopped at the traveling merchant's cart, the card on the screen was saying "Trinket 2.0 : here we go". It was not far from the truth !!

"One girl, two cubs" SAM

This is an amazing thing to have been spoiled on : I only know Artagan's a weasel at some point. So when Jester bought the crimson weasel, in my head : "Is this Artagan trapped inside a wesel's body ?? If so, why, what happened ??" Also the fact that Travis bet that the weasel would be the first animal to die or disappear is very funny, because if anything the weasel would be the last.

The most NSFW Talks has ever been is, of course, with Sam and Liam. Sam and his shorts, my god. They shouyld be a law against that.

To the question "Does Beau secretly have a gooey center ?" (emotionally), Sam and Liam have an amazing response, in unison : “Ask Keg !”. Ts ts tsss

[amplitudedraws]

Nat 20 perception with 'help' from Jester

[widofjordwillwork]

Someone please explain to me what they mean by D*ck in the Peanut Butter, thank youuu

[suffertime]

TIME FOR THE BEACH!!

[rokkster]

Caduceus has seen none of this stuff before so Caduceus is seeing all of this now

[revvethasmythh]

Nott insisting the group pay for something and when Bryce hesitates she goes “I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU TRY TO PAY” she’s just like me fr, I too escalate like that when trying to make points

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Caduceus: sends his beetles to eat the giant they just killed.

Everyone else: 

[thelavendersquid]

The gang is focusing entirely too much on Caduceus talking to animals and not nearly enough on Caduceus saying he talks with his salad before he eats it

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Taliesin: I am enjoying this character SO much!

[justalittlebluetiefling]

I. Miss. Bryce.

[amplitudedraws]

Best lay ever!

[amplitudedraws]

Some messages to the traveller

[suffertime]

i have a very bad feeling about this…