#cowwoman

[vinelark]

…what?

[heartfullofleeches]

How you meet them outside the Cafe

A series of shorts of you meeting the yan hybrids from my owner cafe series outside of the shop

Clyde/Spot [Rabbit Boy]

"Delivery for... Master?"

The word dies in the delivery boy's throat as the front door opens. You stand in the hall of your appartment, groggy from being woken up on your day off. Your barely conscious mind struggles to find the connection between the familiar face at first. Clyde choses to feign innocence as the pieces finally click; nearly dropping the package in hand as your lips form to his name.

"Sp-" You pause. "Clyde?"

He keeps his disappointment at bay with a shy smile. "Y-yea.. it's me. I thought the name on the order was familiar, but I didn't think it would really be you."

You prop against the doorframe, joining him in jollity as more memories cross your mind. "Oh, right- I remember you saying you did delivery work once."

Clyde wishes he could hide completely behind the box's small frame. He was prone to being bashful, but standing here, seeing you in your casual, comfortable environment was too much. If he tinted his head far enough, he could even see into your living room.

He scratches behind his ear to hide its tick. "Yea, I do bigger stuff on weekends, but on weekends I do food service if I need the extra cash. Um, this was from the bakery about a block over. I think it's a cake - not that I saw being noisy.

You take the box as he hands it over. Bit strange considering you didn't order anything, but free is free. Must be from a coworker. "'Sweet! Thank you so much for delivering this to me, Clyde. I'll be sure to thank you properly the next time you stop by the store."

He blushes. "It was my pleasure."

"Well, see you later!"

"S-see you soon, master." The word sits on his tongue as you shut the door, tainting it with the weight of his crime. Clyde slumps against your door. He's terrible - a horrible pet for lying to you like that; but it was the easiest way to confirm your location with looking directly through your window. He prays the bear along with the dessert will provide you with comfort at night - and that you don't squeeze it too hard.

Pauline/Belle [Cowwoman]

"We're here!"

You wake with a jolt as a large hand crashes around your shoulder. The woman to your left chuckles at your fright, offering you a hand to help you out of her truck. Leaning in to take it, she scoops you up by your arms and pulls you out herself. The bright sunlight warms your skin; cattle roaming freely in the distance.

"A beaut, ain't she?"

You nod in agreement as you look around her farm. As the head chef who quit a few months into your few year, Pauline often huffed about how she'd get this place fixed up and never look back when she was upset. Eventually that day would come, but there was one thing she couldn't leave behind.

Pauline sighs. "Yup, she's gorgeous, but nowhere near a knockout like you." She clears her throat as she glances your way. "Uh- anyway. Thanks for stopping by, Y/n. It gets real lonely round here without ya... And other folks, of course.

Saber [Catboy]

"Get the fuck out before they get here!"

A sharp hiss comes from behind a makeup room door, followed by a body shoved from its space. The figure in the doorframe sweeps the dust off their shirt and goes to sit back down; rushing to fix their hair and makeup as they spot you through the mirror.

"Y/n - Hello! What a wonderful surprise." The feline purrs, twisting in his chair to face you. His eyeshadow is uneven due to him booting his entire team before you came, but he still smiles at you like there wasn't a care in the world.

"Afternoon, Saber." You walk up to the table and set the bags you brought on it. His stomach grows as the scent of the food wafts through the air, but he plays it and his embarrassment off with a stretch.

Saber leans against the back of his chair. "Ah, I'm so glad the cafe started doing deliveries. With how many shoots there's been lately, I haven't had an hour to myself - or my needs."

The greedy cat strikes his claws up to the string of your apron, but you don't seem to notice as you pull the containers from the bag.

"I know. Management is still discussing renting us outside the cafe, but for now it's just the food." You turn and pat his head. "Sorry, kitty. I have other orders to take care of."

The calm in Saber's gaze turns frantic as he grabs onto your sleeve. "Wait! Before you go - feed me the first bite?"

Shanna/Bo [Sheep Girl]

After a long week of work, a small group of friends decided to take you out for the night to let off some steam. Standing in line for some club, the last thing you expect to see was a familiar face and a more recognizable pair of horns.

"Name?"

"Shanna?"

"That's not on the list... huh?" Trailing off, the slightly irritated look on the woman's face turns to shock and bashful. "Y-y/n?! What are you doing here?"

"I could ask you the same thing."

"My dad has me outside some nights for extra cash. Gosh - this is so embarrassing... D-do you wanna come in? Normally you'd need a reservation, but I can get you in no problem. I'll pay for whatever you want too."

"Shane! We need your help!"

Shanna flinches at the booming voice from within the bar. "Coming!" She looks back at you; the stress of whatever bothered her melting as she gazes into your eyes. She stammers. "Ah- I'll be right back. Please don't tell anyone I work here... or leave."

Prince [Hyena Boy]

Stepping off your final bus, you instinctively groan at the noise from the adjacent street. Your apartment was housed right across the street from a local college. Not quite upperclass, but definitely a name that was other here. Things normally weren't that loud, but with the end of the semester came chaos. You really needed to look for a new place to live.

"Boss? That you?"

You pay no mind to the person waving their arms in your direction - till they're running your way through busy traffic.

"Boss!"

As you finally turn to look, you're tackled by a body with the physique of an athlete; kept from falling by his swift movements as he twists on his heels and hugs you to his chest. You're damn near ready to toss him back into the streets when he starts to kiss all over your face, until his dog tags start to smack you in the chin.

"Ashur?"

The hyena whines as he lets you go. "Ah, man, don't call me that. Prince is way cooler - since it's the name ya gave me and all."

You look him up and down. He's wearing the colors of that school; and has a broken nose. "What are you doing here?"

Prince grins. "To fucking party, obviously! That and I got kicked outta my last school. Some bitch was dissing my collar and therefore you since your name's on it, so I had to beat his ass."

He points to his nose. "Trust me when I say this is nothin compared to him."

"Your collar has what now?"

Prince rubs his shoulders. "So what's going on? You live there?"

You nod as his gestures towards the building behind you. "Yeah. Been here for a couple years."

"Sweet! Let's head in! Maybe I'll look in to living here too!"

Prince follows behind you as you head up to your floor. He feels a little bad for lying to the fraternities that came to him in greeting - but he didn't come here for them.

Wisteria [Floral Monster]

"Hello, my dears. Have you missed me much?"

Visiting a museum on your day off, you're alerted to a familiar voice as you head out to the garden. A frequent ccustomerm and acquaintance of yours stands by a few rose bushes. With a wave of her hand, the drooping petals ripen to full glory.

"Wisteria?"

A new collection of flower buds spread across the entire field, and the woman's crown as she looks at you. The petals of the large rose in place of her upper face bleed from pure white to pink.

"Y/n? Is that you, darling? What a lovely surpise."

You join her side. "What are you up to?"

"Tending to my little sprouts. I was in charge of designing this garden when the museum was first built."

"Wasn't it built in the early 1900's?"

"They are like my children." Wisteria continues. "I've worked on countless projects, but they are the ones I find myself drawn to the most. I am happy you've finally met."

You wave at the flowers for some reason. Wisteria muffles a laugh.

"I don't mean to sound rude, but could you leave us for a while? I'd like to be alone with them a little while long."

"Oh - sure."

The second you're out of sight, the newly formered blossoms bloom. Wisteria plucks one, bringing it to their face.

"Yes, my loves. They are the one I've been speaking of. What do you think?"

Scout/Bear [Wolfman]

"Come on, little guy. Outta the cage."

Bus broken down on the road, you glance out the window only to find someone you'd seen countless times before. After hounding the bus driver to let you off, you sneak up on the man till your suspensions where confirmed.

"Scout?"

The cigarette held in his teeth falls from his lips from the fright. He stamps it out; aiming to avoid further scaring the racoon in the cagehe held. He hushes the creature as it chitters, setting the cage on the floor and waiting for it to scamper off before facing you. He takes off his coat and tosses in the the boot of his truck so the smell of ash won't reach you; looking down at you like he was in the middle of a dream he didn't want to wake from.

"Y/n. Thought my ears were playing a trick on me. What are you doing out here? It isn't safe to be out on your own."

You point at the bus. " Broke down. What were you doing?"

"Family called out a rodent infestation. It was just their son letting some poor raccoon into their home and feeding it chips. Wanted me to kill him, but they didn't care what I did long as it was gone."

"Oh.. That's sweet of you."

Bear leans against the bumper of his car; hiding the wag of his tail against its metal. He looks at you expectantly, before glancing away; hoping you'll ask for help first. It'll ease his conscious when he finally gets you on board; and remind him that eventually he'll have to begrudgingly let you leave.

"So.." He begins. "Need a ride?'

[theolsalazzledazzle]

The existence of a cowboy implies the existence of a cowman, cowwoman, and cowthem.

[realpuppens]

So bringen Sie Ihren Partner dazu, eine Sexpuppe eines Drittanbieters zu akzeptieren?

Denken Sie daran, dass eine Sexpuppe nicht als Ersatz betrachtet werden sollte, sondern als Ergänzung. Der beste Weg, der Eifersucht zu widerstehen, besteht darin, Ihre Erfahrungen in Beziehungen zwischen Männern und Frauen umzuwandeln und diese gemeinsam zu erkunden. Sie müssen beispielsweise Ihren Partner dazu bringen, gemeinsam realistische Sexpuppen zu verwenden, um alles zu kontrollieren. Wie Sie sehen, sind Sie nicht der Einzige, der glücklich ist. Kaufen Sie am besten gleichwertige Produkte für Ihre Partner und nutzen Sie diese austauschbar. Es kann Ihrem Partner helfen, den Spaß daran zu verstehen.Ihr Partner stellt möglicherweise Fragen oder ist sogar verärgert. Würde es Ihnen etwas ausmachen, wenn Sie eine Puppe immer attraktiver finden würden? Ich frage mich auch, ob das atypischer Betrug ist?

Vielleicht schadet es nicht, offen und ehrlich zu sein. Natürlich sollten Sie nicht sagen, wie die realistischen Sexpuppen Sie allmählich anziehen, aber Sie werden wahrscheinlich eine sehr realistische und hochwertige physische Puppe erhalten. Was Sie sagen, ist, dass Sie erkennen, dass Ihr Partner wichtig und unersetzlich ist und dass die Puppe für Sie nur eine Fantasie ist.

Wenn es um echte Geschichten über Erfahrungen mit Lebensechte Sexpuppen geht, trauen sich nicht viele von uns, sie zu erzählen. Eine typische Haushalts-Emoji-Geschichte handelt von einem berühmten Physiotherapeuten in Tokio, Japan. Nachdem die Probleme der Ehe verschwunden waren, beschloss er, die sexy Puppe zu kaufen, die sie nun als seine Frau betrachtet. Zuerst war seine Frau über die Idee wütend. Mit der Zeit sagte die Benutzerin jedoch, sie habe sich an ihre Tochter gewöhnt, die nun die Rolle von Sexpuppen in der Familie verstehe.

Puppen können auch mehr Spaß in Ihr Sexualleben bringen

Es gibt einige Stellungen, die Sie vielleicht nicht so einfach einnehmen können, aber die Verwendung von Sexpuppen kann Ihre sexuelle Praxis angenehmer machen.Kennt jemand die Cowwoman-Pose? Cowgirls können am schwierigsten sein und erfordern manchmal doppelte Gelenke oder stärkere Knochen – leider sind nicht alle Futurewoman-Puppen in der Skelettabteilung gleich! Cowwoman ist eine Pose, die ich wirklich mag.Man kann damit viel machen.

Es gibt 4 grundlegende Beinpositionen, um es interessant zu halten.

(1) Ich kann mit geraden Beinen sitzen. (seine) Achselhöhlen. Mein Fuß wurde für mich zum Dreh- und Angelpunkt, an dem ich mich auf und ab bewegen konnte.

(2) Ich kann meine Knie beugen und in die Hocke gehen. Jetzt, wo mein Knie der Dreh- und Angelpunkt ist, ist es ein ganz anderes Gefühl.

(3) Ich kann meine Knie stärker beugen und die traditionelle Cowwoman-Pose einnehmen. Ich könnte mich nach vorne beugen und meine Arme um seine Brust legen. In dieser Pose kann er frei in meinen Körper hineingreifen.

(4) Irgendwann konnte ich (ihn) ganz hinlegen und meine Beine fest zusammenbinden.

[immobile-justiceleague]

Ivy Ignored the complaining CowWoman, Ivy had an idea in her mind

One evening night at Gotham City, at Gotham’s Jewelry Bank, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel aka Maid of Mischief, and Ivy’s lover, Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn is a petite white Caucasian-American woman with bleached white skin and blue eyes. She has long blonde hair, usually has up in a pigtails style, which is dyed at the bottom in blue and pink shades. Harley has considerably large breasts, a small waist, and rather wide hips. She is often seen wearing dark red lipstick, pink and blue eye shadow, black mascara, and a demonic grin. “This is so stupid, Selina. Why can’t we just use the Fucking Doors instead Rooftop window?” Harley cross her arms while her An 5’11” green skin long red hair woman/lover of Harley Quinn named Poison Ivy, Ivy was there to “help” Selina with stealing

“Do you just want us to waltz right in there any set off all the alarms Harley, Jesus is this your first idol Robery,”

Selina aka Catwomen was harkey and ivys roomate and the one who makes sure they are kept in like, she had a sleek Carmel brown body, was skinny right around the waist and hips in her black latex costume.

“This idol was taken from a Aztec ruin and will fetch us sooo much money off the black market, if you ruin this for me I’ll scratch both your eyes out, now it’s in that vault, let’s do this” she then propelled herself into the back sleek and stealthy.

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[yourdeepestfathoms]

“Excuse me? I’m sorry, but is this the right theater for the Heathers rehearsal? I think I may be a little lost.”

“Huh? Oh, yeah, it i-...”

Anna trailed off as she turned around to the person who had tapped on her shoulder. Her words died, mouth slacking open as she stared at the young woman behind her.

She was a monster. A Goatman, to be exact. She had sleek, glossy black fur and the hock-jointed legs of a goat, so it wasn’t like she was wearing any pants, which definitely helped fuel Anna’s attraction to her. The purple and yellow flannel she was wearing was actually unbuttoned and hanging open, since her breasts were completely covered by fur, revealing an oval of pale flesh on her belly; everything else, around her back and on her shoulders and down to her forearms, were blanketed by pelt. Big furry ears were poofed from her long black hair, and elegant horns with pointy tips curved menacingly from her skull. A small bobtail shook behind her, fluffy and adorable.

“Uhh....” Anna floundered for her ability to speech while the Goatwoman blinked beautiful blue eyes at her.

“Are you alright, ma’am?” The Goatwoman asked. Her hooves scraped across the tile floor as she shifted anxiously. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you.” Her ears twitched downward, and Anna could see how sad she looked for a vicious demon.

“No, no, it’s okay!” Anna said quickly, snapping out of her gay trance. “You didn’t scare me. I just got a little distracted, that’s all.”

The Goatwoman nodded slowly. She caught Anne ogling her and swiftly pulled either sides of her shirt shut, looking embarrassed.

“S-sorry,” She stammered. “I-I shouldn’t have... Bad first impression. Having my shirt open in a workplace is so inappropriate, I’m sorry.”

“Hey, it’s alright!” Anna calmed her, seeing that she was getting worked up. She seemed awfully nervous for a demon, too, but that just endeared Anna even more. “You look great either way.”

The Goatwoman blinked then giggled, kicking the ground with one hoof.

“Oh- stop it!” She said, swatting at Anna with a clawed hand.

“I’m telling the truth!” Anna said. “I just thought the legend was Goatman. Not Goatwoman. Not that I’m disappointed.”

The Goatwoman chuckled. “Common misconception. History loves painting everything as male.” She rolled her eyes.

“You’re a long way from Texas, aren’t you?”

She tipped an imaginary cowboy hat at Anna and smiled, sharp teeth flashing in the light. “Indeed I am.”

Anna felt her heart explode inside her chest. Heat rose to her cheeks; she couldn’t help it! This Goatwoman was so sweet and adorable and pretty!”

“Well, to sneer your question, you got the right place. This is where Heathers will be put on.” Anna said. “I’m Anna.”

“Bessie.” The Goatwoman said, then laughed lightly. “Yes, I know. Weird name for a Goatwoman. Would fit better if I were Cowwoman.”

“I think it’s perfect for you,” Anna said, and Bessie blushed.

“Thank you, Anna. Now, do you think you can help me around by any chance? It’s nice to have company.”

[hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger]

Fantastic 4 2099 #1 Thoughts

Again, I ask, who is this for???????????????????

Let’s put aside for a moment how the cover poorly reflects upon the story, both in terms of what the story will be about and even how most of the characters in question look.

The premise of this book is that HERBIE on the orders of his mother is seeking out his ‘family’, which we’re supposed to interpret as meaning the F4 obviously. But the actual protagonist of this title is in fact a new version o Venture.

Venture was arguably the very first super villain of the 2099 line. A cyborg cowboy bounty hunter sent by Alchemax to track down Miguel O’Hara not long after he first got his powers.

The new rebooted Venture is a decidedly nicer cyborg cowgirl (cowwoman? Cowwoman?) bounty hunter who is helping HERBIE find his ‘family’ after HERBIE promised her something ‘better than money’ back in 2099 Alpha.

What that was we don’t know, if it was anything at all. It seems like Venture sort of took this weird outdated little robot on faith when it said it had something better than money. Which at best leans against the impression she’s clearly intended to give off in this issue and 2099 Alpha, and at worst makes her look like an idiot.

I will talk briefly regarding the mere fact Venture got a reboot like this.

It’s a double edged sword.

On the one hand nostalgic fans like me are unlikely to take to this character because we prefer and are more invested in the original Venture, who is also one of the more stand out 2099 villains in general. On the other hand if you HAVE to reboot this line then at least it is something decidedly different. Venture has a different personality, a different gender even a different (albeit more stereotypical) speech pattern.

The wider problem isn’t so much with Venture as a character (though a bounty hunter out of a futuristic Western in a Disney product shortly after the Mandalorian TV show debuts, what a coincidence) but rather her placement in the story.

Why on Earth would you launch a comic book about a futuristic version of the Fantastic 4 and make the main character anyone who isn’t the F4!

It’s like if the original F4 were introduced through following our protagonist Willie Lumpkin!

The personalities of the F4 themselves are fairly bland though I will say this.

Karla Pacheco does a great job applying the ‘methodology’ behind the 2099 reimaginings of the other Marvel characters to the F4.

This is in fact (to my knowledge) the very first time there has ever been a true blue (no pun intended) 2099 spin on Marvel’s first family. Though there was a Fantastic 4 2099 back in the 1990s it merely starred that universe’s versions of the original team.

Whilst I do believe Peter David could’ve come up with something better, Pacheco here essentially swaps and remixes traits from the original F4 in a way which on paper could’ve made for a compelling team.

Instead of 3 men and an Invisible Girl, we’ve got 3 women and an Invisible Boy, who’s abilities are mostly used for thievery and smaller scale stuff like that. It fits well in the barbaric environment of the Thorites encampment.

Instead of a hotheaded youth as the Human Torch, we have an adult woman...now let’s get a little controversial. If I’m not mistaken the woman in question was Hispanic/Latin American (I don’t know the difference sorry, not American) so that probably does play into a negative stereotype. But she’s also a mechanic (like Johnny used to be), and also kind of the rouch street level brawler type (like Ben tends to be) and also the person in a romantic relationship (like Reed/Sue). What spices this up too is that she’s not in a relationship with anyone actually on the team. I guess that makes her a little like Ben, with her wife the equivalent of Alicia Masters. But I still think it’s more of a remix of Reed and Sue because no one else on the team is romantically involved with anyone else.

Instead of an inventor who happens to also be able to stretch, we’ve got an inventor who uses her inventions to mimic stretchy powers among other things. It’s essentially taking Reed’s real strength as a character, his brain, and making it directly the result of his super powers themselves. A consolidation if you will.

Finally instead of a monsters looking craggy rock creature who’s feared by some people and regards themselves as ugly, we have a beautiful diamond creature who’s regarded as a freak due to her parentage, not what she looks like exactly. She’s even referred to as a golem, which is clearly the inspiration for the Thing too. She’s also the youngster (which makes her like Johnny but I’d also argue like Franklin or Valeria too) and she has a direct blood relationship with one of the four (like Sue and Johnny) but a parent/child relationship not a older sibling/younger sibling dynamic.

Also most of the characters are poc and/or queer and/or children of same sex relationships, or at least relationships different to a cis man and a cis woman hooking up.

Neither I, nor do I think the author, are trying to float some kind of weird ass message about heterosexual relationships or white people becoming a thing of the past (though there are weirdos who do claim such things). But if stats are to be believed such people and such relationships are undeniably going to become more common in the future. Thus the traditional nuclear family, whilst unlikely to ever truly disappear, is nevertheless not going to become the default state of family units.

But the concept was let down by the execution.

First of all we see the F4 briefly in action (with Venture, again our protagonist) nowhere in sight) at the very start of the comic. Then we begin the laborious task of going to each member to establish them as people and finally get right back to the action scene at the start of the story.

Sometimes this structure works, but not when we’re literally following a whole other character, and not when we’re gradually unveiling each character’s abilities and looks, it just turns the comic into a chore.

It is particularly a chore considering that Pacheco seemed to overuse characters saying ‘Ha’.

But possibly the absolute worst thing about this story was the ending.

So as it turns out HERBIE has a few screws loose and this whole time he hasn’t actually been searching for his family, but rather trying to recreate it by recreating the F4.

He’s been exposing random people to cosmic rays of his own design and whenever it invariably doesn’t work, changing the rays and trying again. Sometimes the rays just murder and mutate his targets, sometimes they do manage to get together but then something goes wrong and they die.

This is what happened to 3/4 of our new F4 2099, when they get close enough they contort and die in horrible ways.

HERBIE is then so angry about failing once again he unleashes his weapons on Venture and Invisible Boy.

Basically HERBIE is a FUCKING  PSYCHOPATH!

Which isn’t an unamusing premise, nor even an unamusing twist in concept.

But again in execution (no pun intended) it’s awful because not only did we soldier our way through this chore of a comic book that wasn’t even following the F4 themselves, but when we FINALLY unite the team and FINALLY deliver an F4 for the 2099 universe...we immediately kill them...and even the character we were following just in case you might’ve liked her even a little.

So the whole comic is fucking pointless.

Exempting Conan 2099, this was the ONE title that might’ve really appealed to older 2099 fans as there was an untapped niche in the pre-existing iterations of the 2099 universe for the F4 to fill. It was one of the few instances in which this event wouldn’t have to compete too much (if at all) with the older iteration of the 2099 universe and where something new and different didn’t have to come at the expense of something old and beloved.

But instead we got $5 worth of our time wasted.

And that applies to hypothetical NEW fans too. This is an issue #1 so if anyone had been inclined to check out this title or if this was introducing them to the 2099 line as a whole they got royally screwed because there is literally no story left to go after this.

So I ask again of this whole event.

Who.

Is.

This.

For?

Don’t read this trash.

[overwatch-imagines-hub]

(#Pic4Fic) Imagine Scolding Ashe’s Method of Proposal:

Prompt: “😍💍💋 with Ashe“ via Anon

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You were standing on guard by the doors of the vintage-looking jewelry shop when your girlfriend Elizabeth, smug as ever, sauntered over and perched herself against the door next to you. You glanced over her posture as you waited for her to speak; she was leaned up against the large glass door, as if that wasn’t a dangerous place to be in the middle of a heist, with one booted and spurred foot pressed against the glass and her arms crossed in a way that hid her hands. She was smirking wider than usual, and raised a dark eyebrow when your gaze reached her face again; you responded with an eyebrow quirk of your own.

“So...” you prompted, gesturing at her with your gun slightly, “you gonna actually say something or are you just going to stand there where you can get shot like a sociopath?”

Ashe’s smirk widened into a toothy grin as she slowly unfolded her arms. “Hey, [Y/N].”

“Fuckin’ yeah?” you responded irritably. You glanced outside via the glass doors as you heard sirens begin to ring in the distance, adding, “Could you move out of line of fire maybe?”

Ashe’s only response was to slide a bit closer to you. Then she revealed the ring that been hidden in her hand; it was a simple copper band with a delicately swirling pattern and your favorite gem embedded in it.

“Marry me.”

You blinked. “Ashe, honey, that is a stolen ring.”

“Yes.”

“A ring we haven’t even technically stolen yet, actually.”

“Okay.”

“Ashe, we are in the middle of a heist.”

“All these things you’re saying are true.”

Your heart fluttered at the sound of the sirens getting louder, followed by the sounds of vehicles screeching to a halt. “Ashe, now’s not the time. Get out of the doorway!”

“Will you say yes later?”

“Of course I’ll yes later, ya dumb cowwoman! Now move!” The first police vehicles appeared into view and you moved to push Ashe out of the way, only to miss as she lithely pushed off and moved away from the doors.

“Great,” Ashe said cheerfully, tossing the ring into the air and catching it again as she moved towards the back of the shop. Smirking wide and looking at you through narrowed eyes, she quipped, “Then let’s get a move on. Not a fan anyway; this looks like a place my good old friend McCree would try to pick up a person.”

Armed and ready to fire, you scoped the area outside the front of the shop before slowly backing away after Ashe; it was much quicker, easier, and cleaner if you avoided a gunfight altogether. At the mention of Ashe’s ex-friend that your group often ran into, you just couldn’t help yourself. “Because he likes old folks, or because he marries on the first date or fling?”

Ashe cackled.

“By the way,” you continued, glowering at the growing crowd visible through the shop’s display windows, “That proposal sucked. When we get out of here, I demand a performance!”

[cutlasscuthbert]

Witch Cowgirl saber #drawing #inked #inks #inktober #cutlasscuthbert #witchgirl #pentel #pentelfude #witchtober #witch #purse #walking #cowgirl #cowwoman #cowlady #inktober2017

[nextdoorpotato]

Hanzo: so Jesse is a cowman

Genji: yeah

Hanzo: Ashe must be a cowwoman

Genji: isn't a cowwoman a heifer?

M c C r e e, chokes on his apple pie:

[kassandra-aco]

No no! Much farther West. Cattle are cows. Hence cowboy.

Kassandra gave another confused look, "What is more West than Kephallonia?" She questioned. "And to be a 'cow boy', must you only be a child? Is there a cowman? Or a cowwoman?" She asked.

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

Pigwoman Tifa and her Cowwoman wife Lightning come to Spira during the Eternal Calm. Yuna tries some of Lightning's milk and is hooked while the greedy pig that is Tifa just sees all the gil, and all the food all that gil can pay for, with Yuna's endorsement of her wife's milk.

Most might have thought in the outset that these roles might be reversed... Not true in one miss Claire "Lightning" Farron taking over in bovinity with how the multiverse shook things out. Tifa and her dear Light coming to Spira in a way of a vacation, taking it easy in the more islander setting here and meeting with Yuna... Well, neither expected the former summoner to gain such an addiction! If someone like her could grow addicted... Who was to say others couldn't enjoy such a thing, along with having such a ringing endorsement! It'd be great to bolster funds for their vacation and even her own food budget to really hog out on!

[sungoesdownonmilkyway]

Have y’all ever noticed that it’s cowboy/cowgirl and not cowman/cowwoman?

This means that the gender neutral term has to be cowkid.

[hazellittlebittercow]

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