#cowvboyenema

[pinkinkkink]

@cowvboycockring hey ive been thinking about that post you tagged mutuals from me. anyway do you wanna see if we can make out sloppy around a double sided dildo?

[summonsofink]

Well i GUESS....bitch.

[djsangos]

@cowvboyenema #really bad angle on this one man#how are you turning them disks if you dont know its components#forming a soulless bond

i never went to art school okay what do you want from me

[reddeliciousauce]

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✈️ AIRPLANE — have you traveled anywhere that helped you discover something about yourself and/or about the world?

hey gramps

yeah after we moved in with the lalondes things were pretty tight momma roxanne wanted us to see all the shit new york had to offer even though her mansion was in the middle of bumfuck nowhere complete with all the forest one could ever ask for to hide a body anyway yeah one of the first places we went to was niagara falls which obviously

had an aquarium nearby and i realized goddamn i never went to one of these before also all the people around plus the fucking roaring of the falls made my thirteen year old ass not function even a little bit

managed all the way to the gift shop before i started cawing like a feathery asshole for some reason i dont even remember think i just had enough right on man all those fish and i didnt even eat one? travesty

🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your favorite holiday and why?

i like it when its roxys birthday cause we all get together with the most fondant covered ritzy high end bakeryass cake covered in buttercream cats and i get to chow down w the fam absolutely mindless about the consequences of high blood sugar

or i guess it would go that way

hals always gotta break the illusion of free will vis a vis terrible food decisions

[graviconscientia]

He becomes king one day, and she just keeps giving swords. Is that not who we are? Our past life? How romantic that we have come together millennia later.

yeah but were a romance of the ages, like the once small man arthur to the maiden in the lake i proclaim myself to you plainly on knee

[rocknrollerskates]

Rules update

Edited a section pertaining to my blocklist.

You are/support/interact with allcatsaregreyt / surroundedbysheeple / toxiclittlesheep or ANY of their muses

You are/support/interact with cowvboyenema / misinfocore / footballluvr1994 or ANY of their muses

You are/support/interact with sunshineterror or ANY of their muses

I’m not the best person to ask for details about this, but the long and short of it is that I’m not going to put up with them being put on my dash. I am liberal with the block button. if I’ve blocked you and you believe it’s for interacting with Little, Jove, or Ickis, and you have since stopped doing that, feel free to send me an ask to let me know!

[subjectivemortality]

@cowvboyenema

technically they're antlers

[thedudeofguy]

[SENT! A bundle of pink lady apples]

@cowvboyenema suck my dick dj

[terrminallycapricious]

motherfucker hasnt updated anything on his blog in fuckin years but still

trust hes a good time and fun to get to know, promise ya that. definitely aint what reflected there.

@cowvboyenema @whimsicalmonstrosity this motherfucker wants to duel you in a cook off

[centaurstechnician]

@cowvboyenema

D—> My thanks, I adore them all

[jinglegist]

cowvboyenema? i hardly knew her.

[spadebait]

[summonsofink]

Well hang on how many people am i gonna marry this time

There are some things you should know about the last time that i married a bunch of people at once. I do keep a beautiful home though

[contemplativetraveller]

! //was gonna be "shy" or whatever and keep it to myself but I'd like in there

Hm. Hm! You mystify me! Immensely! I do have some trouble parsing what is going on from your posts half of the time, though it does seem to me like you are very stressed, and I would like to do something, perhaps make something for you? I have been trying to avoid taking any of your posts seriously, since you do seem to like jokes very much, but certain posts... concern me.

I dislike being overbearing and obno%ious, but if you want to talk, or would even like me to send you some sweets, I would be happy to.

I also know we do not talk much, but when I say that I hope you have a good rest, I do mean it. ":)" Please treat yourself kindly, where possible.

[reddeliciousauce]

#his ass has never heard of a mixer.......#anyways take that baileys and bring it to your caramel dude use that instead of cream its about to change. the. game.#you have to skip what these assholes are saying to you and look at me#get a cocktail#literally get out there brother there are beautiful things like [name placeholder] punch blood orange mule that baileys?#brother they make a mocha out of it#take my hand..... lets run to the bar together#lets frollick (@cowvboyenema)

my god we gotta frolick me and gramps about to hit the world here

coworker was like "lemme introduce you to the bailey's brand" of like alcohol and shit

tastes kinda ass

[feeling-horsey]

D --> I can shave that onto you whenever you like @cowvboyenema