#cowvboyenema
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pinkinkkink · 6 months ago
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@cowvboycockring hey ive been thinking about that post you tagged mutuals from me. anyway do you wanna see if we can make out sloppy around a double sided dildo?
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summonsofink · 7 months ago
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Well i GUESS....bitch.
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djsangos · 7 months ago
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@cowvboyenema #really bad angle on this one man#how are you turning them disks if you dont know its components#forming a soulless bond
i never went to art school okay what do you want from me
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reddeliciousauce · 8 months ago
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✈️🎄
✈️ AIRPLANE — have you traveled anywhere that helped you discover something about yourself and/or about the world?
hey gramps
yeah after we moved in with the lalondes things were pretty tight momma roxanne wanted us to see all the shit new york had to offer even though her mansion was in the middle of bumfuck nowhere complete with all the forest one could ever ask for to hide a body anyway yeah one of the first places we went to was niagara falls which obviously
had an aquarium nearby and i realized goddamn i never went to one of these before also all the people around plus the fucking roaring of the falls made my thirteen year old ass not function even a little bit
managed all the way to the gift shop before i started cawing like a feathery asshole for some reason i dont even remember think i just had enough right on man all those fish and i didnt even eat one? travesty
🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your favorite holiday and why?
i like it when its roxys birthday cause we all get together with the most fondant covered ritzy high end bakeryass cake covered in buttercream cats and i get to chow down w the fam absolutely mindless about the consequences of high blood sugar
or i guess it would go that way
hals always gotta break the illusion of free will vis a vis terrible food decisions
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twotiime2 · 10 months ago
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omg. ii ju2t notiiced... riip dj-shitslot.
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fuckingshutup · 8 months ago
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FASTER
@cowvboyenema YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THERE YET WHAT ARE YOU ON
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rocknrollerskates · 3 months ago
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Rules update
Edited a section pertaining to my blocklist.
You are/support/interact with allcatsaregreyt / surroundedbysheeple / toxiclittlesheep or ANY of their muses
You are/support/interact with cowvboyenema / misinfocore / footballluvr1994 or ANY of their muses
You are/support/interact with sunshineterror or ANY of their muses
I’m not the best person to ask for details about this, but the long and short of it is that I’m not going to put up with them being put on my dash. I am liberal with the block button. if I’ve blocked you and you believe it’s for interacting with Little, Jove, or Ickis, and you have since stopped doing that, feel free to send me an ask to let me know!
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subjectivemortality · 8 months ago
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@cowvboyenema
technically they're antlers
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summonsofink · 7 months ago
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Well hang on how many people am i gonna marry this time
There are some things you should know about the last time that i married a bunch of people at once. I do keep a beautiful home though
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graviconscientia · 9 months ago
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He becomes king one day, and she just keeps giving swords. Is that not who we are? Our past life? How romantic that we have come together millennia later.
yeah but were a romance of the ages, like the once small man arthur to the maiden in the lake i proclaim myself to you plainly on knee
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thedudeofguy · 3 months ago
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[SENT! A bundle of pink lady apples]
@cowvboyenema suck my dick dj
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centaurstechnician · 8 months ago
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@cowvboyenema
D—> My thanks, I adore them all
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fuckingshutup · 9 months ago
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@cowvboyenema DON'T WORRY, WE TECHNICALLY STILL HAVE TWO. TECHNICALLY THREE, BECAUSE WE CAN SEE THROUGH THE FLYING ONE IF WE CHOOSE TO.
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terrminallycapricious · 9 months ago
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motherfucker hasnt updated anything on his blog in fuckin years but still
trust hes a good time and fun to get to know, promise ya that. definitely aint what reflected there.
@cowvboyenema @whimsicalmonstrosity this motherfucker wants to duel you in a cook off
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ghoulgist · 1 year ago
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cowvboyenema? i hardly knew her.
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spadebait · 4 years ago
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