#coworker!art
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I think if Art wasnât as serious about tennis heâd be such a coworker. Maybe itâd be in between summers at Stanford and itâs your first week there. Heâs scheduled to train you, show you the ropes but when you first walk in he thinks youâre just another customer, a really pretty customer thatâs got him changing up the script. Hey! Howâs it going? What can I do for you? Find everything alright? Heâs already thinking of ways he can slip you his number, maybe heâll write it on your receipt. And heâs typing in his ID to give you his discount, anything until you say, âActually, I work here.â
Art stops typing. Looks up, completely dumbstruck because youâre too pretty to be selling yourself out for some minimum wage corporation, to be doing any sort of labor. You need to be taken care of; any reason you should step foot in here would be to pick out a new tennis racket for a match you have. But youâre here. You work here. So he cancels out the order and says something about how heâll get you a t-shirt, stay there.
Heâll take you to the back where the employee bathrooms are. You watch his fingers when he punches the numbers. âItâs like a six,â he says, and you think about that every time you use the code to get in. He waits for you outside the door while youâre changing, wishing he could get a glimpse, wishing he could be on the other side. He gets hard just thinking about it. He thinks about the kind of bra youâre wearing, if youâre wearing one, what you look like underneath the fabric. And he thinks you look so cute in that work-issued uniform even if the collar of your shirt isnât folded over correctly - it only gives him the urge to reach over and fix it. Sorry, he says when he retracts his hand and sees the look you give him. He doesnât mean it, not entirely, by the way a smile starts working its way on his face.
Art would give you a tour before you get started. He wants to show you around and he loves that he gets to be the first one to make an impression. Fucking revels in it. But heâs also weighted with the worry of making a good impression so some of his delivery is awkward: this is the stockroom itâs where we get stuff to⊠stock / we separate brands in sections so if someone asks where adidas is you can point to the three lines back there / managements making us ask everyone if they wanna round up their change but you donât have to. I just ask anyone whoâs paying cash. Or if theyâre cute. The system makes you put their email in. He flushes a little because he doesnât know why he says that last part.
I think Art would be so patient when heâs training you. He would take his time to over-explain everything and he doesnât realize he comes off sounding like a douche. Telling you what all the buttons mean and asking if you want to come with him when heâs about to stock something just so you can see where it is for next time, obviously. But itâs just an excuse to talk to you!! He doesnât know how and he figures since you both work there itâs an easy in and you think itâs so adorable that because itâs a slow day heâs pretending to be your first customer, gathering random items, having you scan them, and reminding you to ask if he wants to round up his change for charity.
âNot todayâ
âOkay, your total will beââ
âHold on. You donât want my email?â
âWell, you said no soâŠâ
âNo. Convince me. Really try and convince me.âHe wants to know what lengths youâd go for him if this is how youâd happen to meet. So you say, okay itâs for this charity you guys are having.
âSay itâs for homeless animals. They eat that shit up,â Art lets you in on this piece of information like the manipulator he is.
âIs that what you do?â
And Art would make sure to stay near you just in case you need something, always bags the customersâ items so you can focus on the transaction. He loves the way you say his name, how timid you are when you whisper Art when you need help. He imagines thatâs how you say it when heâs eating you out.
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
#sheâs CORNY. getting DEEPLY silly with it sorry#coworker on the other end is like#thatâs great now can we talk about how we r going to fit this crazy insane installation into our schedule#bslc#digital art#x
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strange things are happening
#stanford pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#fiddleford#gravity falls#my art#i drew this while killing time at the office today#my coworker saw and laughed :(
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Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)
#what if they just got to be happy and work at a normal job and make friends with their coworkers đ«đ«đ«#nonbinary Jon is the only Jon that exists bc every Jon is nonbinary I donât make the rules#mec art#the magnus archives#the magnus archives fanart#magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#tma podcast#magpod#jonathan sims#jon sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#timothy stoker#tim stoker#sasha james#comic#short comic#fan comic#mini comic#digital art#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbt comics
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early party (ID in alt)
#namari#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#laios touden#falin touden#toshiro nakamoto#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#ruporas art#from a bit ago but i wanted to draw all of the former party⊠prior to the found family vibes#just Coworkers
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woe's hollow
#severance#irving b#helly r#helena eagan#irving bailiff#art#severance art#my art#digital art#sometimes a dad is your older gay coworker#the father-daughter ism of their relationship#and yes the hands are helena's
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so excited for retail employee jax
#half of these are from real experiences btw#from working retail#i have a feeling episode 4 is gonna hit pretty close to home#and i just KNOW zooble is the coworker who shows up to work high#art#tadc#tadc gangle#tadc jax#jax the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus#long pleh#digital circus#tadc meme#shitpost#ms paint#digital circus memes#meme#gangle the amazing digital circus#fanart#tadc fanart#digital circus fanart#the amazing digital circus fanart
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Lab Negotiations.
Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.
Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf theseusâ guide#stump art#comic#average workplace relationship . they're coworkers#at BEST#bill plays it soooo cool with ford . he's so fucking chill about it#the hammer has been clinically diagnosed with being a wet cat#grab him by the scruff & toss him around . its the only treatment
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raku sphinx from last summer
#art#my art#sculpture#ceramics#raku#sphinx#ceramic sculpture#this one is very simplified because my coworker bisqued it for me before i was finished LMAO#but it has a grace about it
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Proud dadđ»
#I'm so sorry it's hard to draw him with short hair#đđđ#bnha#mha#aizawa#eri#dadzawa#eri bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha fanart#mha fanart#eraserhead#aizawa shota#eri mha#aizawa sensei#mha aizawa#aizawa shouta#bar#coworkers#beer#dad#my art#digital art#fanart#manga#anime art#artists on tumblr#drunk#drinks
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whos enjoying the new season of dr stone
#byakuya and his weird ass fucking coworker#dr stone#dr stone fanart#dcst#dcst fanart#dr xeno#byakuya ishigami#my art
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I'm all for people hitting yams with the "long hair and a cool fashion sense" beam but my favorite timeskip flavor is lame office worker
#dont worry he still has his joy and whimsy#so what if the other first years are on TV every other week? Do they have their own cubicle? I didn't think so#I like to think about him casually dropping that he knows a good 80% of the Japan Olympic volleyball team during water cooler talk#his coworkers are like âWhat do you mean you know THE Hinata Shoyoâ and he's like âYeah i lost his shoes once"#yamaguchi tadashi#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#hq#hq fanart#my art
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âi donât think we can use this one, guys. who exactly is the target audience supposed to be???â
#ok there#done now#she has other coworkers but apparently i can only draw like 2 people at a time#digital art#bslc#x
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lee's turn in the little shorts
#stan pines#stanley pines#mullet stan#gravity falls#my art#i dont know sorry#i too get very sweaty when i box#update: i showed this to my coworker today and he said it was sick :)
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what's up with that mr. little amirite?
#just colleague things shitting on one of your coworkers#i love new mr. yakov tutorial guy little#you'd think he's something that would help alleviate some of daniil's workload but he's just another thing he has to stress about lol#also Imagine the small talk between artemy and little while waiting for daniil#pathologic 3#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#the bachelor#the haruspex#burakhovsky#just bcos#my art#fanart#yeah mmm classic daniil and quarantine daniil are two very different things for me hence the different way of drawing him#i mean the man doesnt even own a pair of platform boots
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piper and leo could be swapped tbh
#frank would be cannabalized bc he could turn into like a cow or smth and feed them for months#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#frank zhang#hazel levesque#percy jackson#jason grace#my art#pjo#heroes of olympus#hoo#also if anybody says they arenât friends theyâre coworkers at best on god nobody cares
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