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99c FIRST & LIMITED TIME ONLY: The Complete Clyden’s Ranch Wiseguys Collection by USA Today bestselling author Esther E. Schmidt. Be sure to snatch it up quick before the price increases to $5.99 November 22, 2024. Get it here: Amazon US: https://amzn.to/4abe4h6

All platforms: https://books2read.com/ClydensRanch

The Clyden’s ranch. Where horses are bred, whiskey is homemade, and a piece of Italian inheritance is thrown into the mix in the form of great food and wiseguys.

Hixon (& Clover):

My father’s sudden death cause unanswered questions, putting not only our family owned ranch at stake but also our lives along with it. Where my sons and I once sworn to protect our country now takes a twisted turn. The balance between law and outlaw is compromised when a dark secret from my father’s past is revealed. This irrevocably causes a change in my future.

Shepherd (& Lucina):

An arranged marriage for the sake of an undercover case to take down a mafia boss quickly becomes very real when the woman in question is an enigma tugging at my heartstrings. I might consider her my wife, but she’s still the enemy.

Romer (& Melora):

First, she steals my horse, and then she makes me believe she killed her. Hunting Melora down is easy enough, and falling for the strong–and extremely stubborn–woman is a given. Keeping her safe and alive, though? That’s where the real challenge lies.

This boxed set contains all three standalone stories in the complete Clyden’s Ranch Wiseguys series. Fast-paced novellas filled with a combination of suspenseful cowboy/mafia, law enforcement romance.

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Cole Hauser as Rip Wheeler in Yellowstone Season 3 (Episode 1-10)

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Because I can never find the lyrics I jotted down the basics for those who are looking for them.

Supernatural Blurred Lines Parody

Find the audio here.

by @cowboymafia​ if I’m not mistake. - not me

What the heck going on?

OW

Hey Hey Hey (hey sammy) Hey Hey Hey (sup cas) Hey Hey Hey (yeah) Hey Hey Hey

Dean why are you here?

Hey my brother, how have you been feeling'? Your girlfriend's looking good, she's hotter than the ceiling.

Our dad is hunting he's MIA now I'll be back soon if I can

(see you later you guys)

The family business Sam that's why I'm talkin' to ya Huntin' this scary shit with my bitch of a brother

I'd rather go to school, I don't pay by your rules, he's using us like fools, Hey, where is our dad, have you seen him?

Look here's his journal can I go home now alright I guess so

But you must know you'll always be sammy if you need help just call me Have a good night with Jessie

wait holy shit no

My girlfriend's dead now I will avenge her and slay all evil

my life is such shit

Homeless and single I know the feeling let's do some dealing

(nice to meet you I'm meg)

basically dad's gone now we're helping each town demons ghosts and hellhounds exorcizamus te

They ain't so lucky, dude you are fugly what rhymes with fugly

HEY

Well turns out I am cursed I feel like Harry Potter magic abilities no mother now no father

Azazel killed my dad and now I'm really mad if Sam dies I'll be sad

sad is one thing but a contract?

goin' to Hell now I always figured wait who is Ruby

never mind her

I've watched you die now I will revive you demon blood with my Hell boo

three guess who's back

Good god my ear drums (I need your help) How am I living? (I need your help) Hey someone's coming

Imma kill you

I am an angel it's I who raised you shit's about to go down

It's the apocalypse angels demons vessels this is some bible shit we gotta all still solve this bitch ain'ja'fuh'truh - I seriously tried but I got nothing but she ain't blood like you so by the way i must kill you I'm a vessel for Lucifer that is true this do't have to be a thing we do Zach and Cas are convinced but this ain't true too bad the only sons are you and I wait hold on who's this convenient Adam guy Sammy please don't die I really can't loose you you said yes to the devil now you're really through so I just watch and wait for you to come back from the devil's cage Not many women can refuse this pimpin' Imma hot guy but don't live long if you go with me

(What the fuck? Hey Sam? you alright? shit)

I forgot his soul, yes I'm a troll here comes the death toll

Heey YEah

Yes I trusted cas but now i'm on my own there's lots of angsty shit shut up sam watch your tone

Hey no more brooding Cas screwed us over wait whose Dick Roman?

I fucking fuck, i fucking fucked uuuup

I'm really sorry Cas you're an asshole now Sam is mental

Can I please sleep

Let in the devil all I want is an advil this shit is mad real

No problem Meg's good

At least she's with us get Sammy fixed up now Cas is fucked up

Leviathans suck

I hate my life man I'll kill Dick Roman I'm alone again

(where the fuck are we?) (Motherfucking Purgatory Dean)

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Everybody get up

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

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dustinrhodestx- Friday is the day #CutterBill trailer drops. Very proud of my acting in this cool film #CutterBillFilm . Can't wait for y'all to see it. #TexasThieves #CowboyMafia #acting @just_tmb @brettbentman_director • TRAILER TOMORROW • 🖤❤️🤘🏼🐐

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LOVE THIS!!!

Video by cowboymafia

Song by "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" Donny Osmond, Disney Characters

[cowboymafia]

Spread the Word!! Raising Money for Top Surgery

Hello, I’m sorry to have to do this, but I’m trying to raise money for getting top surgery at the end of the summer. It’s been a long hard road, but with help from kind people, I think I can do it.

My goal is $8000 which is for the surgery and travel fare (I have to fly across the entire country). Basically, if 400 people each donate $20, I can reach my goal. So it’s all about spreading the word! I know a lot of people don’t have money but anything helps. Also, if you donate certain amounts of money you’ll get stuff in return! It’s not much, but I want to thank you the best I can.

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More about my transition and also a link to where you can donate is here! I’ll be making weekly updates on my YouTube channel as well about the process. Thank you all so much, and fellow trans men or women, please direct me to your transition funding sites so I can do my best help you too.

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more cowboy mafia BS, series is called "Dangerous horsepower"

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im dating the qb

[allthingsdarkanddirty]

OUT NOW: The Complete Clyden’s Ranch Wiseguys Collection by USA Today bestselling author Esther E. Schmidt $2,99 eBook Limited time! Be sure to snatch it up quick before the price increases to $5.99 in a few days.

Get it here: Amazon US: https://amzn.to/4abe4h6

All platforms: https://books2read.com/ClydensRanch

Genre: Cowboy/Mafia romance

Cover Design: Esther E. Schmidt

Release Day: May 7, 2024

The Clyden’s ranch. Where horses are bred, whiskey is homemade, and a piece of Italian inheritance is thrown into the mix in the form of great food and wiseguys.

Hixon (& Clover):

My father’s sudden death cause unanswered questions, putting not only our family owned ranch at stake but also our lives along with it. Where my sons and I once sworn to protect our country now takes a twisted turn. The balance between law and outlaw is compromised when a dark secret from my father’s past is revealed. This irrevocably causes a change in my future.

Shepherd (& Lucina):

An arranged marriage for the sake of an undercover case to take down a mafia boss quickly becomes very real when the woman in question is an enigma tugging at my heartstrings. I might consider her my wife, but she’s still the enemy.

Romer (& Melora):

First, she steals my horse, and then she makes me believe she killed her. Hunting Melora down is easy enough, and falling for the strong–and extremely stubborn–woman is a given. Keeping her safe and alive, though? That’s where the real challenge lies.

This boxed set contains all three standalone stories in the complete Clyden’s Ranch Wiseguys series. Fast-paced novellas filled with a combination of suspenseful cowboy/mafia, law enforcement romance.

Add to Goodreads:

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cowboymafia replied to your post “Yes, once white people stop erasing my identity because it’s easier...”

absolutely not cracker is not racist towards white people. I'm white and white people need to grow the fuck up.

A lot of white people now just want to hop on any bandwagon they can. Now it's the racist bandwagon, "everyone's complaining about racism? I NEED IN ON THIS TOO, ITS RACIST TO CALL ME CRACKER AND SAY I LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES"

Like really -.-

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Cranking a couple of half stacks with the boys. #cowboymafia #marshall #gibson (Taken with Instagram at Quaker Steak & Lube)

[allthingsdarkanddirty]

OUT NOW: Romer: A Clyden’s Ranch Wiseguys novella by USA Today bestselling author Esther E. Schmidt Get it here: Amazon US: https://amzn.to/3Q0SGoH

All platforms: https://books2read.com/Romer

Genre: Cowboy/Mafia romance

Cover Design: Esther E. Schmidt

Cover Model: Sean Michael Rae

Photographer: JW Photography and Covers / Jean Woodfin

Release Day: October 3, 2023

The Clyden’s ranch. Where horses are bred, whiskey is homemade, and a piece of Italian inheritance is thrown into the mix in the form of great food and wiseguys.

Romer - First, she steals my horse, and then she makes me believe she killed her. Hunting Melora down is easy enough, and falling for the strong–and extremely stubborn–woman is a given. Keeping her safe and alive, though? That’s where the real challenge lies.

Melora - The death of my brother throws me into an emotional tailspin. One that triggers the beginning of the end, where the past is rapidly catching up with me. My own actions cause the ruggedly handsome–but annoyingly dominant–cowboy to take control in an effort to save my life.

Links to all standalone stories in this complete series:

https://books2read.com/rl/ClydensRanchWiseguys

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COVER REVEAL: Shepherd: A Clyden’s Ranch Wiseguys novella by USA Today bestselling author Esther E. Schmidt Preorder here: Amazon US: https://amzn.to/3Hr8Hiv

All platforms: https://books2read.com/ShepherdCR

Genre: Cowboy/Mafia romance

Cover Design: Esther E. Schmidt

Cover Model: Cody Varano

Photographer: JW Photography and Covers / Jean Woodfin

Release Day: July 11, 2023

The Clyden’s ranch. Where horses are bred, whiskey is homemade, and a piece of Italian inheritance is thrown into the mix in the form of great food and wiseguys.

Shepherd - An arranged marriage for the sake of an undercover case to take down a mafia boss quickly becomes very real when the woman in question is an enigma tugging at my heartstrings. I might consider her my wife, but she’s still the enemy.

Lucina - Growing up as a mafia princess I’ve always known I wouldn’t have a choice when it comes to my future husband. Surprise hits when the man I have to marry is a stark contradiction in the classic, dressed in a suit, mafia underboss. He throws me into a dangerous tailspin where my heart unwillingly takes a plunge.

Links to all standalone stories in this NEW series:

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