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clanker-66 · 2 years ago
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Poorly describe your favorite series, movie, or game so others can guess what it is.
I'll start:
Buff woman goes to prison and befrends plankton. She tries to escape, but her dad's in a coma. She learns evil priest is behind it. Evil priest wants to genocide everyone and gets a new ability. Buff woman escapes, but plankton dies. Evil priest plays mario galaxy at nasa. Evil priest destroys time, but ghost boi survives. Ghost boi kills evil priest before he destroys time without causing a grandfather paradox. Disappointing ending.
Fountain of youth destroyed in 10/10 scene.
Prisoners with geometric heads collect green rocks to save hat man from evil hat only to drown him.
War crimes committed by space monks and their army of genetically identical child soldier army.
Why is English still spoken in the year 3,000? Also, lobster goes unappreciated.
A twink, an ex-cop, a gambling addict, a transfem hacker, and the best cowboy bounty hunt in space.
Explore a ps5 as a robot.
Hitmen from hell work for a gay owl.
WOOKIEE LIFE DEBTS FOR EVERYONE!
Accidental checkmates.
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saradika-graphics · 1 year ago
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DIVIDERS MASTERLIST
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AESTHETIC - CELESTIAL
— Stars & Space | Sun
— Stars & Space | Moon
— Stars & Space | Planets
— Stars & Space | Purple
— Stars & Space | Beige/Grey
— Dark Space
— Zodiac Dividers
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AESTEHTIC - PRIDE
— Ace
— Bambi Lesbian
— Genderfluid
— Genderqueer
— Pan
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AESTHETIC - FOOD
— Bakery | Part ii
— Chocolate
— Coffee/Tea
— Citrus
— Pancakes / Waffles
— Peaches
— Pies
— Pizza/Spaghetti
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AESTHETIC - OTHER
— 50’s Neon Diner
— 70's Music / Flowers
— 80's Music / Rock
— Academia
— Angel / Cherub
— Arrows
— Art Deco (Blue Version)
— Art Nouveau
— Artist/Crafts
— Beige Daggers
— Blue & Orange Feathers
— Blood
— Cameras/Photography
— Car/Roadtrip
— Casino / Cards | part ii
— Celtic
— Chess Pieces / Card Suits
— Clouds
— Coffee / Cigarettes
— Cottagecore / Dark Academia | part ii
— Cowboy | part ii | dark | space | christmas
— Cute Pastel
— Eclipse
— iOS Emojis | part ii
— Fairy Lights
— Fantasy Weapons
— Forest
— Gems & Pearls
— Goblincore
— Music Notes
— Ocean | Part ii | Part iii
— Off-Center Dividers
— Pink/Coquette (blue & purple)
— Pirate/Mermaid
— Rain/Storm
— Ravens/Moons/Roses
— Red/Black Scroll Work | Silver/Gold
— Red Riding Hood
— Rings (Engagement/Christmas)
— Royalty | part ii
— Skeleton (black) | (grey/white)
— Smutty | Pastel
— Spooky Red / Deer
— Stained Glass
— Tech Dividers (green/black) | blue/orange
— Vampires | Royalty
— Viking
— Vintage Telephone
— Waves / Leaves
— Weapons
— Witchy
— Werewolves
— Windows/Webcore | part ii | part iii
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✨(Everything was made using Canva - so check that app out if you’re looking to make your own! Credit is not required but a reblog would be great if you use! 💕) ✨
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bloomeng · 1 month ago
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I absolutely love Superboys Halloween costume. What costumes do you think the batboys would wear for Halloween?
Oh I’m so glad you asked.
I think as a kid Dick was very typical in that he liked dressing up as things he thought were cool, Robin Hood, pirates, cowboys. One memorable year he tried to convince Bruce to let him go as Robin and for Bruce to go as Batman, and he was unrelenting. Finally they compromised and Dick went as Batman and Bruce went as something vaguely resembling Robin. (He wore a red suit with like a green shirt and yellow tie.) As retribution Dick went as Superman the next year and now that’s his go to costume any year that he doesn’t have a better idea. The last few years he’s been really into pun costumes. Last year he went in a running outfit, then over the top he layered like sewing items and went as “Tailor Swift.” This year he constructed a cardboard chapel and grabbed an oar to be “Chapel Row’in.” Get it… like Chappell Roan. Yeah his family all groaned too. (Credit to Micarah Tewers for those ideas, I’m not nearly that clever)
Jason loved Halloween as a kid. He was really excited by the idea of dressing up as his favorite characters, but none of his favorite characters were things that normal 13 year old boys liked. So it was always like Mr. Darcy or Dr. Frankenstein. And he’d really get into the accuracy of the costumes, totally taking advantage of Bruce’s bank account. Bruce would of course indulge him, though it was usually Alfred helping him put his costumes together. Post-Death Jason stopped dressing up all together. It’s only been recently that he’s been getting back into it. The first year he decided to dress up again he opted for something simple that he thought had plausible deniability as “not a costume.” Dick clocked him immediately.
“Are you dressed as the guy from The Shining?”
“His name is Jack Torrence. How did you get that so fast, you don’t even know his name?”
“Jason, you would never wear flannel voluntarily.”
This year he’s going as a Deep One from “The Shadow Over Innsmouth.”
Tim is the definition of low effort costumes. Most years he doesn’t bother to dress up and when confronted about it he’ll say he’s dressed as “Tony Hawk.” However, he absolutely refuses to be that person who throws on a witch hat or some animal ears. When he does actually dress up it’s usually as someone famous in a specific niche community/field that most people would never know off the top of their head. This year he is going as someone “very obvious;” Magnus Carlsen. (Aka he’s wearing a suit, no tie and carrying around a chess board.)
For his first few Halloween’s with the Waynes Damian just let Alfred choose costumes for him. He had to approve of them, but other than that he claimed to not care, but really he was insecure about picking something for himself. He had limited exposure to pop culture and didn’t really even know his own taste at that point, so Alfred dressing him was safe. Alfred’s picks were nice, if a bit generic, and super biased. One year he went as a prince, another year Sherlock Holmes, really anything Alfred wanted to see on Damian. Around 12 he started feeling comfortable enough to pick for himself. Last year he went as the male lead in his favorite Shoujo manga (I don’t know if the manga he likes in canon has a name). This year Jon talked him into a group costume, so Jon is going as Naruto and Damian is going as Sasuke (the designs from the original series, not Shippuden.)
Duke tends to opt for famous film characters. He prefers costumes that he can build out of normal clothing, but as a kid he totally dressed up in those cheap Spirit Halloween costumes. If Marvel existed in their universe, he would have loved going as Miles Morales’ Spider-Man. Now that he’s a teenager, he’s too embarrassed to go as things he deems dorky. He has toyed with the idea of a MMA related costume, but that’s still too embarrassing for him, so he defaults back to cool movie characters. He’s gone as a lot Quentin Tarantino characters. It started with Jules Winnfield, and it spiraled from there. This year he’s going as Warren from “Hateful Eight.” (Not his favorite Tarantino film but he’s running out of new characters and he thinks his outfit is cool)
You didn’t ask about the girls but I have ideas for them too.
Steph ADORES Halloween and she goes all out. She loves dressing up in costumes that she feels hot in. Not in the “insert costume but sexy” way just things that allow her to dress up nice. When she and Tim were dating she tried to get him to do a couple’s costume with her. The result was a very high effort beautiful Corpse Bride next to the lowest effort Victor you’ve ever seen. She learned her lesson and the next year she dressed Tim herself (he bitched the whole time but admitted he looked good when she was done). They went as Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett. She usually planned their costumes a year in advance, but sadly they broke up before they made it to doing Ichabod Crane and Katrina Van Tassel. Tim awkwardly offered to still do it but she declined. Instead she went as Mary Van Tassel. This year she’s doing something classic, and going as a vampire, complete with Twilight-style sparkles. She’s also a big fan of fake blood and usually tries to incorporate into her costume in some way.
Cass is the wildcard of the family. She always keeps her costume a secret until the night of. As far as themes, her costumes tend to be all over the place. She tends to stay in the generic realm, so less referential, but she mixes it up whether or not she does something scary, or funny, or cool. I do think she tends to prefer costumes that include masks or helmets. I don’t know what they’re called but I have a friend who is really into those like cyberpunk robot helmets, I think she’d love those. However, this year she really mixed it up and decided to go as Ellie from “Last of Us” and roped Bruce into going as Joel. He had no idea who that was, but Cass sharing her Halloween plans prior to Halloween is a big deal, so he agreed immediately.
Babs is also a victim of the low effort Halloween costume. She’s fine throwing on a witch hat and calling it good. When she does dress up the costumes are usually fairly recognizable and comfortable. She likes to dress up as red haired characters like Kim Possible, or that one year she went as Lois Griffin (she thought she was hilarious). Another year she went as Link from Wind Waker specifically, just because she had a lot of green in her closet already. The most effort she ever put into a costume was when she poorly recreated (intentionally) the Discowing suit. This year she’s going as Ellie Sattler from Jurassic Park.
Also not a batboy, but we’ve done the whole family might as well do the Bat himself. When left to his own devices Bruce usually goes as one of two things: The Grey Ghost or James Bond. He basically just cycles between those two costumes every year, unless one of his kids requests something else (that is also reasonable). One year he lost a bet, and he dressed up as Superman and that was memorable. As I mentioned this year he is going as Joel for Cass. He hadn’t seen the show before she asked, and to be honest he’s probably only watched the first episode simply for the costume.
When asked Alfred says he’s dressed as the “Butler who did it” in reference to the murder mystery trope.
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just-another-bored-killjoy · 9 months ago
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are you a cowboy, pirate or knight?
i would like to say I'm a knight. like the chess piece i move two steps to a direction only to get distracted and move either left or right. never ending up facing the direction i originally intended to. but that's not a negative thing entirely, i get exposed to new and unexpected stuff which can be fun. only piece on the chessboard not restricted by others i can jump over the things i don't like. not attacking the squares directly surrounding me people can confide in me without feeling any danger.
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comicgeekscomicgeek · 2 months ago
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I learned from a Lego Chess PC game. It had a Cowboys version and Pirates version on it.
Never any good at it though. I always end up treating it more like Checkers, trying to capture as many pieces as I could.
wait wait wait hold on
bonus: tell me how you learnt chess, if you DO know how to play it. i learnt from my older sister, who was in chess club in fifth grade and forced me to play against her.
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yamatossideboob · 22 days ago
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ONE PIECE 1131 Spoilers!
This week's restorations!!!!:
TEAM YAMTO ON THE MOVE GOTTA GET THE SWORD
"We've been waiting to get here for ages" not as long as some of us sonny 💀👵
I adore Loki being like 'hey yeah welcome to Elbaph yippee now fucking unchain me from this colossal tree bro"
I'd love to see this next page animated bc you just know that's a deafening silence right there for a split second before the animals react.
"Keenly surmised!" ah crap I'm going to love this heinous fucker
(Loki voice) "Oh, still human are you? Then I am in luck. Could you help me? As you can see I am stuck, without recourse. Please, I have duties to fulfill, and I will reward you handsomely. Well? I am certain you stand to benefit."
it's a good thing that sea prism stone doesn't have a radiation effect or Luffy would be screwed rn
Loki offering to be a Hades summon nbd
Loki thought he was being sly bringing on his own summons lmfao. Unfortunately for him he's trying to get freed by fucking Dr. Doolittle here lollllllllllll
Loki: They are corpses already. Smelly robe fellas: BRUH
I wonder if the red Luffy saw when Loki dissed his idol is the same colour as Shanks' hair...
why WAS Shanks at Elpabh a short while ago... a most intriguing query...
So it's being framed in-story that Luffy will surely have a role in Loki getting free of those chains, but the question is, how does Loki, someone sharper than a serpent's tooth, convince Luffy, a lad who can tell with a glance what someone's about, to get him loose? Clearly the answer is subterfuge, which again is going to be hard to pull off with Luffy, but if any character can wrangle it? It's going to be the namesake of the trickster god. This giant fuck is about to be formidable with the 4D chess fibbing.
In that vein, I'm keen to see what Rodo will offer this arc, I can't see him staying the sees-you-when-you're-sleeping otaku that he currently is. I want to see him leave this rp incel crap behind and grow as a fictional person.
LMAO THEY'RE MAD AT RODO FOR HIS RPF SHIT!! GET HIS ARSE!!!
at least I hope they are. Don't rp as real people lads its aw creepy.
that bridge running panel is just a really nicely done bit of perspective, good arting stuff
aw Hajrudin getting moose steaks for his Strawhat buddies 🥺 wb mate good to see you
The scans couldn't quite pin down what the 'painter' bit means and idk that the official does either bc. what is this supposed to mean??
the New Giant Pirates might be slick operators but they have no Robin onboard and that's why they're sworn to the OGs
SPEAKING OF ROBIN THOUGH
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THE ORIGINAL AND STILL THE BEST QUEEN OF MY HEART AND SOUL IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT CAN'T IMPROVE ON PERFECTION A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS BUT BABY THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT I NEED YOU MORE THAN I WANT YOU AND I WANT YOU FOR ALL TIME MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD SORRY NOT SORRY BOA SPATCHCOCK RETURN TO FOREVER BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ahem. I may have almost started hyperventilating when I read this bit yesterday. the Robin stan life treats me well loves, what can i say. now all she needs is a cowboy hat. we can change destiny.
also this is why I love Brook despite his occasional nonce carry-on, he's a true enabler of epic momence, a hamburger helper of the highest degree 🩻🦴💚
also Lilith's hyuk hyuks at Brook's bits is adorable. Fabulous page all round.
and just to shatter the audience sense of peaceful achievement, here comes Oda with the kick in the narrative pants in the form of Saul not doing so hot. I doubt he'll nix Saul before he meets Robin again but I do think we should brace ourselves for some Kuma on Egghead style grief lads. I cannot wait to see him again...
On that note, we have our next chapter in a week's time! Be here then my nakama, the long-awaited Elbaph stone is finally rolling! 💪💚
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terriblelizbians · 4 years ago
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im going to rewatch queens gambit but only the scenes with benny watts just to give myself the most gender envy
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nrgburst · 4 years ago
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Insufferably Smug Chess Cowboy/Pirate
Why is this sexy what is wrong with me
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jetspikepub · 3 years ago
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Name: Bianca, 20 y/o
Voice actor: Akemi Okamura
Height: 165 cm
Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Hobby: Windsurfing
Position: A fledgling bounty hunter. Works with her twin brother Kent. She started to follow the trails of her late grandfather when she discovered that he was a space pirate whose name became a legend half a century ago.
Personality: Unlike her brother Kent, Bianca has a strong personality. She's good with weapons but still lacks experience as a cowboy.
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Name: Kent, 20 y/o
Voice actor: Kōhei Kiyasu
Height: 162 cm
Hobby: Chess
Position: A fledgling bounty hunter. Works with his older sister Bianca. He provides supporting role to his sibling who tends to jump the gun, or rather cleans up the mess she makes. Kent is aware of grandfather's past but he feels more attached to the image of a gentle old man.
Personality: He believes that there is always room for forgiveness, even if someone causes you too much trouble.
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Name: Priscilla
Age on the image: approximately 22
Height: 159 cm
Occupation: Singer
Position: She was the most popular singer of the Solar System 50 years ago and was recognized not only as an idol but also as a very talented person. Her goal was to support those who conquered the space at that time. "Diamonds" was her most favourite song. After quitting business in her 20s she returned to her hometown and has never showed up on the media since.
Personality: Born in a poor family, she faced many hardships but was a kind person. She was never obsessed with money and often donated to disadvantaged children. While modest, she stood her ground and made no compromises.
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Name: Ellen McCarthy, 36 y/o
Voice actor: Kotono Mitsuishi
Height: 173 cm
Occupation: Bar owner
Hobby: Dancing
Postition: Jet's old acquaintance, wife of his former colleague (boss) Ronald. She was popular with cops in a bar not far from ISSP department before she married Ronald. After he died in an accident 2 years ago, she opened a bar to run business.
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Name: Steve Chase, 32 y/o
Voice actor: Keiji Fujiwara
Height: 185 cm
Occupation: Self-proclaimed music producer・Bounty head
Hobby: Clubbing
Position: A music producer who's got bounty on his head because of collecting money and running away with it. He is looking for Priscilla's unreleased song called "Pearls", which forms a pair with the"Diamonds", in order to make a good use of it both in creative and financial ways. Runs faster than any other person.
Personality: Wears glasses. A playful type of guy. You never know what he's up to. Probably because he doesn't know either. Despite being frivolous, he is just a clumsy person who tries to do his so-called work the best way he can.
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thebutterflyprince · 3 years ago
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rating undertale aus
but theyre only the ones from this school desk ink video(s) cause im lazy
undertale the original game - the man the myth the legend. 10/10
undersail - the concept of undertale as pirates is really funny. 7/10
underfell - i dont know why undertale but red/black color scheme and edgy  and everyones an asshole is so funny to me but its SO funny to me. 9/10
inktale - im like 90% sure this is a sans-only one but when i was like 11 i fucking LOVED ink sans i had an ink sans minecraft skin at one point he gets a 9/10 for nostalgia and also an epic design
dancetale - groovy moves also the art of this one was really pretty. i think this would make a fun game 9/10
errortale - another sans only one im like fairly sure most of errors design is just sans but colors inverted which is super funny. 7/10
aftertale - i gotta be honest most of my knowledge of this fucker is from the christmas party dub but gets a solid 6/10 anyway
sugartale - i never knew what this one was?? i dont think it has a undertale au wiki page? but im like fairly sure its just undertale but with candy designs so like 7/10 i think its cool
outertale - 10/10. its undertale in space i dont need to elaborate
mafiatale - another 10/10. why is the cast of undertale in the mafia? who fucking knows. but its funny as hell
core!tale- i think this one was just frisk but aside from seeing them on like random askblogs i have no idea what this one is about? like 5/10 im so neutral on this one dude
reapertale - the designs for this one fucking slap the concept is also epic 10/10
westerntale - again ive never heard of this one outside of this fucking video but the concept of cowboy undertale is enough for me to give it a 9/10
freshtale - what the fuck was up with this one. sans was some 90s skater guy in rainbow outfits. i ahve no idea if any of the other cast was here. i think sans was posessed by some evil parasite? literally no fucking idea. 10/10
underlust - 0/10 im aroace
chesstale - i dont cvufckng know what this one si? i dont know if they ARE the chess pieces or if they PLAY chess? the art doesnt help?? 3/10 i dont know how to play chess
horrortale - this one had interesting lore but i dont actually rmeember it. what happened here. idk. 6/10
mettatale - this one might have been that one au that like mettaton takes over the underground after a neutral run? but why does everyone have mettaton legs???????????????? 7/10 it has comedic potential
flowerfell - automatic 0/10 for the ship otherwise couldve been a cool concept
underswap - dont know what happened here there was some nuclear explosion in this fandom. about 90% of the explosion was sans. solid 8/10 i think they all have fun designs even if people only cared about sans and maybe papyrus if youre lucky. you guys are not tapping into the potential the temmie and flowey swap has??
storyshift - this one holds a place in my heart i used to LOVE storyshift but like mostly chara and asriel i thought their designs were SOOOO cute. 9/10 for nostalgia points
nightmaretale - i honest to god forget what this one is but the cover image for it its weird. its giving me 4/10 vibes so 4/10
birdtale - another one ive NEVER heard of outside of this video but i think undertale except they all have sick wings is a great concept. i love wings 9/10
pokétale - i love pokémon aus. 8/10
fantasytale - i dont know fucking anything about this one dude 3/10 just cause i dont know ANYTHING about it. it doesnt deserve that low im sure but like i just dont know ANYTHIGN about it
traveltale - i gotta be honest i like have 0 idea what this is. the name doesnt convey much either ?????????????????? 3/10 until i find out more
underland - i assume this is like alice in wonderland undertale but tbh... i dont care for alice in wonderland. 4/10
littletale - i never liked it when i was younger and i still dont really get the appeal honestly 2/10 tho cause some of the art was cute
undertone - i assume this is a music one??? i dont know anything about this one 6/10 tho i love anything music based
understeam - steampunks not my favorite but its pretty cool 6/10
thank you for reading my undertale au reviews. im going to forget about this post in like 5 minutes
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For Penelope : all for Favorites, 1,2,4,12 for Routines, 3,4,8 for Philosophy and 3, 4 for Other. Please please please please pleasaaaaaase !
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Candy? Penny: Hmmm.... probably just ye olde gummy bears, Haribo of course! Kind of pizza? Penny: Hawaian of course! *She chuckles* yeah yeah I know the debate about pineapple on pizza. Look I wont boss how you eat your pizza if you don't boss about mine *winks* Flavor of donut? Penny: Hmmm... there's a bakery not many streets from our house, it has chocolate/peanutbutter on the inside and bright Tourquise blue frosting on the outside. Like my dad's hair *she smiles softly* Yeah, that's my favorite donut. Amusement park/carnival activity? Penny: Bumper cars! No doubt! Guess I got some speed in my blood after my dad *she chuckles* Pair of shoes? Penny: Actually, my fuzzy bunny slippers. Type of weather? Penny: It happens so rarely, but I absolutely adore when it's sunny and it starts lightly raining for just a short while, while the sun is still out. It's absolutely magical! *she smiles bright* Bird? Penny: *Snorts* Raven.... of course! Both the bird and the man *giggles* Scent? Penny: Hmmm... I'll probably say something trivial like daisies or coffee in the morning, but in all honesty.... I love the smell of cat paws. I mean clean ones, not stanky ones that just came off the litter box... I'm weird, not gross! *she chuckles* No, just clean, warm jelly beans. Cat paws have a very cozy and calming scent to me *she smiles softly* Color? Penny: *She shrugs lightly* Any sort of color that has orangy undertones, and orange itself, of course. Subject in school? Penny: Math. Do they put the milk or the cereal first in the bowl? Penny: Adding milk first makes no sense to me, I'd forever drown my ceral that way! So I put cereal first, that way I can better control the ratio of milk to cereal. What do they wear to bed? Penny: One of dad's old tshirts *smiles soft* Right-handed or left-handed? Penny: Technically right handed, but I can write with both. I wouldn't say I'm good at writing with left, but I manage. I dunno why I can, I just tried one day, and it wasn't unreadable? What are their bad habits? Penny: I talk with food in my mouth *she snorts* mom corrects me ALL the TIME! Eh well... beside that I can be a bit of a slob. And I leave wet towels everywhere cause I'm too lazy to carry them to the bathroom and hang them on a hook *chuckles* What are five things that always make them happy? Penny: My parents... wait do that count as two or one? *Ponders for a moment* I'll say one in this case. Uhm... cats... chess.... Jazz and dancing. What is the quickest way to their heart? Penny: Intelligence and charm, but not that fake kind of charm that some men try to lure women with *shivers* I want the real stuff. Genuine charm. What do they value above all else? Penny: Family. What’s something they do to indulge or treat themselves? Penny: *She chuckles* previously mentioned donut. A bubble bath. Champagne. Fresh flowers. Chess. Chocolate. Takeaway food. Or... I hang out with Raven, allowing him to treat me right *she chuckles lightly* not necessarily exactly the way you might imagine. I'm still a virgin *smirks*. Would they rather be a pirate, a cowboy, a ninja, or an astronaut? Penny: Psssssh that's an odd question? *she chuckles softly* Hmm... astronaut sounds tempting, but on the other hand, I prefer my feet on the ground.... and sunlight... and no not the kind where you're so close that you can see the flames *chuckles* Uhm... mom kinda tried the pirate life for a moment, and Raven has told me a lot about his time on board ships... so yeah... I dunno... their stories didn't exactly make it sound appealing to me. I don't think I'm fast or stealth enough to be a ninja, so I guess I'll settle for cowboy *she chuckles* I do like horses though, so I'm not disappointed *smiles soft*
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rpgsandbox · 4 years ago
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Part homage, all farce, the AWFULLY CHEERFUL ENGINE! is an irreverent, affectionate parody of pop-culture tropes and a love-letter to 80s roleplaying games in a new, modern comic-book sized format! It’s a wacky roleplaying game of action comedy!
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       Hardcover collector's omnibus, softcover rules and adventures, blank ID cards, monster cards, hero role cards, VTT tokens
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ACE! is designed for everybody! From talking animals to pulp heroes to eldritch horrors, kids and adults alike will find adventures to love with the Awfully Cheerful Engine!
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This tabletop roleplaying game, which we’re calling ACE! with an exclamation point, is one of fast, cinematic, action comedy. To play you need a handful of six-sided dice, a pen, and some paper. Each player plays one Hero, except for one player who takes the role of the Director.
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Think of ACE! as an irreverent, fun-packed movie. You might play as ghost hunters in New York City, a band of plucky galactic guardians, vampire slayers, or soldiers of fortune in the Los Angeles underground. Heck, you might even be cartoon animals. Good grief!
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The only limit is your imagination, and the requirement that you have fun.
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This Kickstarter is for the full five-book set.
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The core rulebook is just 30 pages in a bright, colorful comic-book sized format. We even gave it an issue number, like a comic-book! After that, each 'issue' is a standalone adventure, designed for one-shots or short campaigns with new characters each time. One week you might be fighting ghosts on the streets of Manhattan, and the next you might be exploring the frontiers of space in your trusty starship!
You don't have to play them all, or in order. The standalone format means you can fit them in whenever and however you feel like it. GM can't make your regular game? Go bust some ghosts instead! Pickup game at a convention? Investigate the strange goings-on in a small American town in the 1980s. Running a livestream? Board a starship and fight the Kulkan Empire! Play one of them, some of them, or all of them! It's up to you!
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                Are they comics? Or are they RPGs? (They're RPGs)
ACE #1: Introducing the Awfully Cheerful Engine! With a foreword by Ghostbusters RPG author Sandy Petersen, this book tells you the rules, how to create your Heroes, and gives you a bunch of Extras (NPCs & monsters) to use. By Russ Morrissey.
ACE #2: Spirits of Manhattan. Strap on your Anti-Plasm Particle Thrower, grab your Electromagnetic Field Detector, and jump into your Ghostmobile. New York City needs your help! By Dave Chapman and Russ Morrissey.
ACE #3: Montana Drones & The Raiders of the Cutty Sark. At the request of Army Intelligence, Montana Drones and her team travel the globe in search of lost or hidden artefacts, often exploring dangerous sites and racing against hostile enemy agents to keep the objects of their quests from falling into the wrong hands. Striking locations, exciting chases, dangerous enemies and monotonous classroom lectures await! By Marc Langworthy.
ACE #4: Strange Science. Welcome to Wilden Falls, your average American town in the heart of the country. Surrounded by trees, nature, and there’s a wonderful waterfall that brings the tourists. It’s a quaint little town. Until weird things start happening at the local research facility, people go missing, and there’s a sudden influx of fitness nuts in the town. That’s before we get to the time travel, bodysnatching, and portals to other dimensions. Maybe ‘strange’ isn’t strong enough a word for it! By Dave Chapman.
ACE #5: Beam Me Up! These are the voyages of the starship FSS Brazen. Its continuing mission: to recklessly go where plenty of people have probably been before… and hope a major interstellar incident isn’t sparked in the process. In this highly illogical adventure for the ACE! roleplaying game, you’ll explore frontiers you never thought you had. By Marc Langworthy.
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We give you four adventures to start with, and we have plans for more, but there's also a free compatibility license so anybody can write and publish material powered by the Awfully Cheerful Engine!
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Hardy Hobbit. Teenage Samurai. Cheerful Stuntman. Clumsy Vampire. Squeamish Ghost. Who knew you could say so much in just two words? The possibilities are endless.
It’s not just Awfully Cheerful! It’s fast and fun, too!
You won’t get bogged down in endless rules and character sheets that look like tax forms. Your ACE! ID Card contains everything you need to know, and it’s only about the size of a credit card! But don’t try to spend it. It’s not a real credit card. Honestly, we tried, and it didn't end well.
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You can download blank ID cards from our website. Don’t worry, there’s a printer-friendly black-and-white version too!
Making your Hero takes about five minutes. And that includes a coffee break.
You can choose from an array of talking animals, alien and fantasy species, and occupations from a bunch of genres. Play a cat, a crow, or a turtle. An alien, an elf, a robot, or a vampire. A knight, a pirate, or a wizard. An astronaut, a burglar, a reporter, or a spy. The core book has dozens of Roles to get you started with, and each adventure book introduces more!
Even better, you can already use our online character builder and make a character in about 30 seconds! It's so quick! Give it a try! And if you felt like sharing your Hero on Twitter with the hashtag #awfullycheerful and a link to this page, well, we'd be most awfully grateful!
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                                       Build your Hero online!
Alternatively, each adventure comes with its own selection of pre-generated characters. If you don't want to make your own characters, you can simply use those - perfect for one-shots or new players!
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Download the pre-gens for all four adventures from the official website!
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In A.C.E! each Hero (that's you!) has a Role. Your Role gives you a special ability only you can use. Here's a quick look at some of the Roles you can play!
Talking animals like Ape, Cat, Crow, Dog, Kangaroo, and Turtle.
Species like Alien, Dwarf, Elf, Ghost, Goblin, Golem, Hobbit, Monster, Ogre, Robot, Vampire, and Werewolf.
Fantasy roles like Alchemist, Assassin, Barbarian, Cleric, Druid, Knight, Ninja, Outlaw, Pirate, Ranger, Samurai, Slayer, and Wizard.
Occupations like Actor, Archeologist, Astronaut, Athlete, Bounty Hunter, Boxer, Burglar, Chef, Con Artist, Cowboy, Detective, Doctor, Engineer, Gambler, Gangster, Hacker, Hermit, Inventor, Musician, Pilot, Priest, Professor, Reporter, Scientist, Smuggler, Soldier, Spy, Student, and Stuntman.
Even a couple of superheroes like Speedster and Vigilante!
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Yep, you can play a Ghost. You don’t take damage unless its from a holy source or some special sci-fi ecto-gadget. But you also can’t pick things up. So there’s that.
Each of the adventures adds some more Roles (or recommends some old ones)!
Spirits of Manhattan adds Ghost, Demonologist, Doctor, Engineer, Exorcist, Inventor, Priest, Professor, Scientist, and Student.
Raiders of the Cutty Sark adds Botanist, Double-Agent, Socialite, and Witch.
Strange Science adds Brain, Cheerleader, Outsider, Protector, Radio Presenter, and Tycoon.
Beam Me Up adds Captain, Chief Engineer, Comms, Hologram, Gunner, Counsellor, and Pilot.
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ACE! is a pretty fast, light game. If you played 1986's Ghostbusters RPG, you'll see the influence immediately.
Stats! The AWFULLY CHEERFUL ENGINE! is a d6 dice pool system*. You have four Stats -- Smarts, Moves, Style, and Brawn. If you have a Moves score of 3, you roll three six-sided dice when you try to jump a motorcycle over a ravine. If you roll high enough, you succeed. It's pretty simple!
Focuses! For each Stat you also have a Focus. For Smarts it might be a science, or chess, or history. For Style it might be bluffing, singing, or fashion, and for Brawn it might be brawling or swimming. You can choose from plenty of focuses. Foci. Focuses. Whatever.  Anyway, if the thing you're trying to do relates to a Focus, you get to roll an extra two dice.
Trait! You choose a trait, like Angry or Cheerful or Rebellious or Despondent. This, combined with your Role, makes you a Gullible Vampire, a Brave Turtle, or a Squeamish Scientist.
Karma! Finally, you have a bunch of Karma points. These can be spent for extra dice or to absorb damage from attacks, and they're recovered by using your trait.
*Fun fact -- did you know that 1986's Ghostbusters RPG, by Sandy Petersen, Lynn Willis and Greg Stafford, was the first ever dice pool RPG? Also Sandy Petersen has written an awesome foreword for the AWFULLY CHEERFUL ENGINE!
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What, I hear you ask, is a CALAMITY DIE?
The Calamity Die is how you find out that your friends really aren't your friends. You see, when you make a roll, one of those dice is a different color, and is called the Calamity Die. And if your roll fails, and also the Calamity Die rolls a 1, your so-called 'friends' decide what happens to you. It won't kill you or anything, but...
Well, we'll leave that thought with you.
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                             Nooooo! And it was all going so well!
Kickstarter campaign ends: Fri, June 18 2021 10:00 PM BST
Website: [Awfully Cheerful Engine] [EN Publishing] [facebook] [twitter]
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nothingrpgzone · 3 years ago
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D100+ Cyberpunk Biker Gang Generator
I recently discovered the D100+ generators by Unlawful Games and I was inspired to make my own to make cyberpunk biker gangs.
The Bikes are
D2
Electric
Petrochemical
Main Drive
D4
Drug Running
General Youthful Rebellion
Political Action
Security
How to tell the Head Honcho’s bike from everyone else
D6
The bike has a sidecar with a small protective robot inside
The bike has large speakers that are constantly blaring.
The bike is golden
The bike leaves streaks of light in the air
The bike projects advertisements for how cool the leader is.
The bike shoots flames.
Preferred Weapons
D8
Electric discharge devices
Gas
Grenades
Guns
Homemade pipe weapons
Implanted cybernetic blades
Power tools
Swords
Currently
D10
doing petty crime to make money
fleeing town after an attack from another gang
holding an enemy gang leader hostage
laying low after a police raid
planning a big job
trying to determine the new leader
trying to put themselves atop the pecking order of gangs
undergoing a civil war
upgrading their arsenal
waiting for a very special delivery
Size
D12
Just two people at the moment.
Just a handful
Dozens
A respectable group
Large enough to control a a neighborhood
Controls an entire district
Half the city is under their control
Controls most of the city
Biggest in the mega city
Biggest in the region
Nation Wide
International
Normal Haunts
D20
Abandoned movie theatre
An apartment building under the freeway
Arcade
Bar
Brothel
Computer repair store
Forgotten subway station
In a stalled construction zone.
Inside a junkyard
Overgrown parking structure
Punk House
Strip Club
The docks
The local mechanic shop
The stock exchange
Trap House
Underground roads
Underneath an office building
Warehouse
“Legitimate industrial factory”
Primary AestheticD100
1920s airplane pilots
1950s business wear
1970s fashion revival
1980s hip hop album covers
1990s FPS merch
2000s fashion revival
Anatomical hearts
Asymmetric haircuts
Baldness
Bigfoot is real shirts
Birds
Blasphemy
Catgirl headbands
Catholic clergy wear
Chess Pieces
Chinese folklore
Clowns
Colorful fur coats
Corpse Paint
Cowboys
Cute cat drawings
Denim
Dice
Dragons
Eyepatches
Eyes
Fake cosmonaut suits
Fishnet
Flame button-up shirts and frosted tips
Foppish
Fursuits
Garfield merchandise
Gas masks
Golden jewelry
Greek folklore
Hawaiian shirts
Hearts
Historically accurate renaissance wear
Holographic fabric
Horned helmets
Jack o’ Lanterns
Japanese folklore
Latex
Leather
Leather, but for sex reasons
Lightbulbs
Lumberjacks
Luminescent tattoos
Matching fake nails
Matching jackets with razor blades on the back
Matching mullets
Matching neck tattoos
Mimes
Mothman paraphernalia
Navajo folklore
Neon hair, with matching body hair
Norse folklore
Nudists
Paleoart
Patriotic
Perms
Pills
Pirates
Pixel art
Plague doctor masks
Plastic surgery to look identical
Plastic surgery to look like Ronald Reagan
Playing cards
Polygonal animal helmets
Reflective metallic visors
Salish folklore
Santa Claus
See-through plastic clothes
Sentai
Sharks
Sharpened metal teeth
Shirts with penises on them
Shirts with vaginas on them
Skulls
Snakes
Stars
Stary wizard robes
Storm clouds
Super Heroes
Tarot cards
Tattoos of online forum arguments
Tattoos of their own faces
Tech startup sponsorship
Templars
The moon
The sun
Tigers
Tongues
Torn dresses
Vampires
Video game shirts and khaki shorts
Weed obsession
Welder masks
Wetsuits
Roll 2 and combine
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rotgsecretsanta · 4 years ago
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2020 Secret Santa Masterlist!
Here are all of the works posted for RotG Secret Santa 2020 as of January 31, 2021!
Prompt 3:  I wish for something Sandy related. Maybe something featuring dreams and golden signs. If one or many other Guardians are in it, it would be cool, but not necessary. ;) Art by sp00kfr0st
Prompt 4:  Strange relationship between Pitch and Jack before Jack died. The Man From the Dark and a boy who sees him, both longing for someone. Oh, and Pitch losing the only human that saw him, believed in him and loved him. You’ll be Okay by hezuart Longer Longing by winterswrathe
Prompt 5:  Bunnymund/Pitch Black - Anything goes, from fluff to angst, in art or fic. Just no Noncon please. Art by winterswrathe
Prompt 6:  Orchestra Art by bunnimew
Prompt 7:  NDU Proto/Jack (the only two people in the dorms during the holidays) I Can See Your Ghosts by sylphidine
Prompt 8: Perchance Jack's complicated relationship with the moon? Arguing? Grief? Confusion?  Comic by hezuart
Prompt 10:  Rainbow Snowcone (Jack Frost / Tooth Fairy) Can be anything, just please no NSFW! :D Art by ladyfr0st
Prompt 13:  A reverse-power AU, with Jack Black and Pitch Frost? Art by insert-skill-here
Prompt 15:  Tooth/Pitch Black - Anything goes. Fluff or angst, art or fic. Just no Noncon please. Art by overmooneleven
Prompt 16:  Something with Jack and Pitch! Call It What You Want by askwenjing
Prompt 17:  How all of the Guardians are doing with covid and how the world is. Fic by apropoptosis Epiphany by askwenjing
Prompt 18:  Jack/older Jamie - Jamie is getting bullied or is having a hard time making friends and Jack comes to visit him at college. Shielded in my Armor by Sylphidine
Prompt 19:  (No ship) Pitch, North, and those horror movies where Santa is the villain. Nightmare After Christmas by bunnimew
Prompt 21:  MIM!!! With his past, create an angst piece of homesickness and loss. Art by ksclaw
Prompt 22:  Dark Jack/Uncorrupted Kozmotis (Pirate/Navy sort of vibe) Fic by apropoptosis Never Lands by eclipseyeger High Seas Hijinks by bunnimew
Prompt 26:  North carrying pitch, bridal style. (Otp) Art by ksclaw
Prompt 29:  Sandman and Pitch Black playing chess in an old garden. Art, please. Art by ladyfr0st Art by nimohtar
Prompt 32:  Jack's cute little Sister Emma Knows Best by bunnimew
Prompt 33:  (before the events of RotG) Jack loves to dance on his own under the moonlight. One day he notices Pitch watching him and invites him to join. Art by bunnimew
Prompt 35:  Tooth with a sweater/jumper. Art by sp00kfr0st
Prompt 36:  Dark Jack/Pitch (u kno ;) ) Art by ladyfr0st Don’t Blame Me by askwenjing
Prompt 38:  epilogue to the movie, maybe Jack checking on Pitch later out of sympathy? Afterglow by askwenjing Art by ladyfr0st
Prompt 40:  Captain Pitch J Black on the Nightmare Galleon Art by ksclaw
Prompt 43:  Pitch black with dreamsand butterflies A Dream Too Good to be True by askwenjing
Prompt 44:  Gen, no pairings, the main Guardians and Pitch book or film characters, any kind of AU (pirates, cowboys, royalty etc), fancy costumes etc (No gender swap/crossdressing) Knights and Pages by sylphidine
Prompt 45:  A ROTG Hogwarts AU crossover maybe? Fic by apropoptosis Yule Never Live This Down by bunnimew
Prompt 48:  Color palette swap, Pitch black and Jack Frost. (Otp) Art by bunnimew Art by heyitsmoonbard
Prompt 49:  found family Beautiful Ghosts by askwenjing
Prompt 50:  Jack/Bunny - Bunny coaches Jack through a panic attack, maybe triggered by Jack feeling like he messed up his Guardian duties or something. Fic by sarsfe
Prompt 51:  Kozmotis Pitchiner/Lady Pitchiner. Anything goes, with art or fic, just no noncon and no changing the ship. Art by ladyfr0st
Prompt 57:  Any human AU where Bunny and Pitch can be bros / friends. Art, please Art by winterswrathe
Prompt 58:  Feudal Japan Art by hezuart
Prompt 60:  Nightlight x Katherine and/or Jack x Katherine in a mermaid AU. Art by ksclaw
Prompt 61:  Jack/Pitch OTP - Dragon Riders AU. Bonus for soul bonds/mind bonds/creature bonds. No gender swap/crossdressing Soul Riders by bunnimew
Prompt 64:  Jack + trees and/or Ents (Gen, or if you insist on romance, blackice) On Trees and Mistletoe by Nimohtar
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glitterblazercalum · 4 years ago
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got a river for a soul, and baby, you’re a boat
or:  Oh, fuck. We showed up wearing matching couples’ costumes to this party by accident and now everyone thinks we’re together.” + cashton
hello and happy halloween everyone!! giant thank u to ainslee @ashesonthefloor for putting this event together!! and for forcing me to actually get this fic done, looking it over, and generally being a major source of serotonin in my life. another huge thank u to bella @clumsyclifford for being one of my favorite people and loving frat boys enough that it made me want to write a fic about them to annoy her <3 love you both <3 
here is the link to the event masterpost bc I highly recommend checking out all of the other amazing fics: 
https://ashesonthefloor.tumblr.com/post/633534107120549888/hello-welcome-to-my-halloween-fic-event
warnings: mentions of alcohol
word count: 2,872
without further ado, please enjoy the fic I wrote mostly all last night while looping drag me down for thirteen hours straight :))
Calum doesn’t know what fuckhead came up with the idea of having a joint Halloween party for Sigma Nu and Sigma Pi this year, but he really wants to fight them. He thinks he’d probably have a lot of people on his side, considering how much Sig Nu and and Sig Pi hate each other, so he tucks the idea of interfraternity war away in his head as a contingency plan in case the party goes to shit, as joint parties with any other frat always seem to. And it’s not like it’s a one night thing, because all three days of the “Halloweekend,” as Michael refuses to stop calling it, are supposedly going to be spent with Sig Nu, one party at their own house, and two at the shithole that he assumes is the Sig Nu house, in some deranged attempt at bonding. He’ll be lucky to make it out alive, probably. 
Before college, he really never did anything of his own for Halloween, mainly used to being used as a prop or side character for his sister Mali-Koa’s elaborate costumes, or, after she’d moved out, sticking a pair of fake fangs in his mouth to hand out candy to the few kids who rang the doorbell despite his efforts to keep all the lights in the house off. Last year, as a freshman, he’d gotten roped into a group costume with some of the other Sig Pi pledges, and while his memories are...hazy at best, he vaguely remembers falling asleep in a Teletubbies onesie at the end of the night. 
This year, though, no one has tried to tell him what to dress up as, so it’s now a few hours before the first of the three parties, and Calum still has no ideas for what he should dress up as. A quick Google search for “cheap easy costumes” hadn’t really been all that helpful, so he decides to ignore the problem and take a nap until he actually has to leave. 
A few hours later, Michael barges into the room to drag him out of bed, and looks around for a few seconds before asking, “You don’t have a costume, do you?”
Calum groans, pulling himself out of bed and wracking his brain for an idea that he can plausibly bullshit in the next few seconds, because he can’t let Michael be right and have something to tease him about, so he blurts, “I’m going to be a salt shaker.” 
Michael gapes at him a bit for a few seconds before asking, “What the fuck? What kind of costume is that? What are you even going to wear for that?” 
Calum mentally kicks himself in the shin, as hard as possible, because he really hasn’t thought this through. Why couldn’t he have just said cat or cowboy or something even slightly in the realm of normal Halloween costumes? 
“Uhhh.. y’know that baseball tee I have? The one with the black sleeves and white middle?” 
“I’m pretty sure that’s in my closet, but continue.” 
“What the fuck, dude? Give it back!” 
“You haven’t noticed that it’s missing for like three weeks, I just assumed it was mine now. Tell me what the rest of the costume is,” Michael demands. 
“I’ll just tape a piece of paper with a big ‘S’ on it to the front of my shirt, and then put one of those pots with the holes on my head. Bam! Salt shaker!” Calum says, moderately impressed with his ability to pull stuff out of his ass this quickly. 
“What makes you think we even have a colander?” Michael asks, crossing his arms. 
Calum gives him a blank stare. “A what?” 
“That’s what the pots with the holes are called, you idiot.” 
“You think Harry would live anywhere that didn’t have a fully-stocked kitchen? There’s bound to be one in one of the cabinets or something.” 
“Fine. I’ll go get the shirt while you look for the colander.” Before Calum can object, suggest that he look through Michael’s closet himself and steal back any of his other clothes that have somehow wound up there, Michael’s already halfway down the hallway. 
Sighing, he trudges down the stairs towards the kitchen, where one of the seniors, Niall, is sitting with his head in his hands, dressed as a pirate. 
“Hey, dude, nice costume,” Calum offers as a greeting. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I can find a colander, would you? I know Harry—” 
“Do not talk to me about Harry right now,” Niall says, and Calum stops his search for a moment to send him a concerned look.
“What happ—” 
“That needy-ass motherfucker thinks that just because I didn’t want to do a couples’ costume with him, it means I don’t love him anymore! Never mind the fact that he literally mentioned this idea to me yesterday, well past the point where everyone finalizes their costumes.” 
Calum offers him a sympathetic look and offers, “Couples’ costumes are boring and cheesy anyways. Neither of you are missing out on anything, at least in my opinion.”
Niall lifts his head up from where he’d been repeatedly hitting it on the table to smirk at Calum and ask, “Have a lot of experience with couples’ costumes, do you?” 
Luckily, Calum has finally found the colander, so he opts to ignore the question and just leave the kitchen entirely. 
When he gets back upstairs, Michael’s in his room, unabashedly checking himself out in the mirror that’s on the back of the closet door. “Yeah, yeah, your anime character of the year looks great, now get out and let me get ready.” 
Michael scoffs, “Get ready, as if you’re even doing anything,” but moves towards the door anyway. 
Michael’s right, the costume is ridiculously easy to throw together, and two minutes later, they’re both out the door, walking across Fraternity Row to get to the Sig Nu house, where the music is already blaring and strobe lights throw red, then green, then blue shadows across everyone’s faces. On his way to the kitchen to grab a drink, he sees Niall and Harry walk into the house, holding hands and laughing together, so he assumes that their fight has blown over as quickly as all of their other fights always seem to.
He sees a few different trays of shots and decides he might as well take one to get the night started off right. After, he realizes that he probably shouldn’t grab a beer now, Mali’s rule about sticking to one color of booze for the night ringing in his head, so he settles for filling up a Solo cup with whatever glow in the dark gin concoction is in all the punch bowls. He wouldn’t put it past the Sig Nus to poison the drink on purpose, but it tastes relatively normal, so he grabs another cup for Michael and attempts to leave the kitchen, steering around the couple sloppily making out in the doorway. 
It’s harder to spot Michael than it usually is, considering that at least half the people at the party are wearing some type of wig, but Calum eventually makes his way back over to him. He’s talking to Niall and Harry, and they both offer him a smile before continuing on with the conversation. Once that reaches a lull, Niall leans closer to Calum and says, “Mate, you didn’t need to lie to me about couples’ costumes.” 
Calum has no idea what Niall is talking about, so he shakes his head and asks, “What are you talking about?” 
Niall cackles, and Harry turns to look at him adoringly before going back to talking to Michael, and Calum is more confused than ever. Niall grabs his shoulder and spins him around and points in the direction of a clump of people. “You’re salt and he’s pepper, right? That’s such an obvious couples’ costume, although you two do seem to have a bit of a disconnect on how much effort you put in. That guy really went all out. And dude, why haven’t you told us that you have a boyfriend? You know we’d want to know about that, give him the Sig Pi seal of approval and all that. Wait. Unless he’s a Sig Nu, in which case, I don’t want to know because I’d probably have to kick you out. That’s a joke, by the way.” 
Calum barely has the presence of mind to mumble, “He’s not my boyfriend,” before crossing the room to get to the guy in the hyper-realistic pepper grinder costume. 
The guy smiles as Calum approaches, and despite the costume covering most of his body, Calum can tell that he’s cute. “Why so salty?” Pepper Guy greets, the sunshiney smile still on his face. 
Calum smirks and replies, “Maybe I just need some more spice in my life.” Pepper Guy laughs, and just like everything else about him, it’s cute, and Calum wants to hear it again. “I’m Calum, by the way.”
“Ashton. Nice to meet you, man.” 
Calum leans a little closer so that it’s easier to hold a conversation over the loud music and asks, “What’s the deal with the super realistic pepper grinder costume?” 
Ashton makes a strange noise, somewhere between a laugh and a groan, and says, “I got it off some random sketchy website, but it was supposed to be a chess piece. Something clearly went wrong somewhere in production, and my friend Luke said that I might as well sharpie a “P” onto it and just go with it.” 
Calum makes a noise of agreement, mind stuck on a dumb idea. Before he can reconsider, he sends Michael a quick text that says if u’ve already taken over as dj, can u play that come grind w me song? and a few seconds later, he hears the opening notes and grins. 
“Hey, Ashton?” 
“Yeah?” Ashton replies, as realization slips across his face.
Right in time with the singer’s voice, Calum says, “Come grind with me,” and he laughingly pulls Ashton towards the makeshift dance floor. Neither of them can really dance, so it’s a mess of laughter and limbs flopping around, but Calum feels an unmistakable electricity between them too, and once the song is over, they stay for the next few, enraptured by each other. When they finally exhaust themselves with all the laughing and mock-twerking, Ashton asks Calum if he wants a refill, and when Calum nods, he grabs his hand and starts pulling him towards the kitchen. 
Once they’re there, Calum goes for another serving of the glow in the dark punch, which is steadily dimming as the glow sticks run out of light. Since that’s really the only light source in the kitchen, Calum doesn’t see Ashton until he’s turning around and Ashton is right in front of him, reaching around him for a cup. Calum’s kind of trapped with his back against the counter, Ashton’s pepper grinder costume tall enough to really block out the view of the rest of the party, and the world narrows, all of it contained in where their eyes connect, and then, after Calum has safely set his drink back on the counter, that narrow point expands just a bit to where their mouths land on each other’s. The colander gets knocked off Calum’s head as he lifts himself up to sit on the counter, wrapping his legs around Ashton’s waist to pull him closer, as close as he can possibly get him. 
Ashton’s sucking a mark into Calum’s neck when Calum has his first coherent thought of the past few minutes and pulls back, breathlessly asking “Wait, wait, you’re not a Sig Nu, are you?” fully expecting the answer to be no.
Ashton steps back a little too, and it takes him a second to register the question before he groans, “Of course you’re a fucking Sig Pi, that’s the only explanation that makes sense for me never seeing you anywhere before. You’re too hot for me to not notice otherwise.” 
Calum flushes and mentally curses out whatever idiots had started the rivalry between Sig Nu and Sig Pi before he grabs his stupid colander off the ground and gives Ashton an awkward wave goodbye.  
Once he’s out of the kitchen, he quickly glances around in search of Michael, and when he can’t immediately find him, he just gives up and leaves entirely. Fuck Sig Nu. 
He spends most of the next day bitching about his hangover, and then, a few hours later, bitching about his hangover while helping to set up the house for that night’s party. 
He doesn’t really have much more of a costume for tonight, throwing on a gray shirt and sharpie-ing some whiskers on his face. Michael takes pity on him and makes him a headband with an approximation of what they both think mouse ears are, and Calum is mildly entertained by going up to everyone and saying, “I’m a mouse, duh.” 
His heart’s really not in the right place to party tonight, which is probably breaking the cardinal rule of being in a frat, so he sticks close to Michael, who has taken over the role of DJ, once again. Zayn from Alpha Sig strolls over after about half an hour, devil horns askew, and quietly says to Calum, “Cat and mouse, huh? Didn’t think you had it in you, Hood, that’s proper cute. Not as cute as me and Lou, mind you, but still, I respect the effort.” 
Calum is reluctant to look up and see who he’s accidentally matching with today, because, with his luck, it’s probably another guy from Sig Nu. When he does eventually look up, he immediately makes eye contact with Ashton, who happens to be walking by, dressed in all black and with whiskers sharpie’d onto his face too. Calum wants to bang his head into a wall because the universe clearly hates him if it’s having him match with Ashton again. Even beyond that, Ashton looks so good out of the stupid pepper grinder and in all black that Calum wants to make out with him again. 
Ashton is clearly having similar thoughts when he gestures Calum over and leads them towards a little pocket of quiet space in one of the lesser used hallways. 
Calum really wants to hook his thumb into one of Ashton’s belt loops, so he does, as Ashton looks him up and down a few times. “Is the mouse costume your way of telling me you want me to chase you?” 
Calum murmurs, “Shut up,” before leaning in to kiss him, frat rivalry be damned. It’s just as good as it was the night before, maybe even more so, now that the pepper costume isn’t in their way. At this point, there’s no denying the chemistry. It can’t be blamed on being drunk since Calum’s been nursing the same beer all night, and the part of his brain that’s protesting against being this close to a Sig Nu is getting smaller and smaller as he and Ashton continue to kiss. 
They stay in that hallway for the rest of the night, eventually sliding down to sit on the ground, legs pressed together, sharing stupid stories about their respective frats. Calum’s surprised when the music shuts off because it feels like it’s only been an hour at most, that’s how easy it is to talk to Ashton. Ashton heaves himself up and reaches both hands down to help Calum up, too. 
“I don’t think there’s any way you can match your costume to mine tomorrow, but I’ll come find you anyways,” Ashton says, as he leaves Calum with a kiss on the cheek. 
Calum’s too wired to sleep much, so he opts to help clean up the house instead, and that takes up enough of his day that when nighttime rolls around, he’s stood staring at his closet without a costume idea for the third time in as many days. After ten minutes of consideration, he digs through one of his drawers to pull out the fake vampire fangs that he had somehow remembered to bring with him, and he goes down the hall to ask Jack to put some fake blood on his mouth and neck. Jack always goes all out for Halloween. 
Once he’s at the party, he doesn’t have to wait long to find Ashton, who looks incredibly good in his werewolf costume. There’s fake blood on him too, which is really the only way their costumes could be understood to be matching, or so Calum thinks. Tonight, Jack and Alex are the ones to tease him, “You know what, I agree. Jacob and Edward should have ended up together, Bella was boring as shit.” 
Calum’s really not bothered by the comments at all, so much so that he’s already thinking of couples’ costumes ideas for next year when he finds his way over to Ashton and whispers, “Let’s get out of here.” 
“Are you trying to make a move on me? I’m a respectable Sigma Nu, I don’t know if I can allow that.” 
 Calum laughs and tugs him out the door, “Told you I wanted some more spice in my life.” 
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500 Drawing Prompts
waterfall
wizard's staff
zombies
sandcastle
fangs
tattoo
family crest
spaceship
mythical beast
spooky tree
alien
tropical cocktail
robot
dragon
tombstone
medieval goblets
king's throne
mermaid
vampire
witch's cauldron
tooth fairy
deep sea monster
magic carpet
sculpture
coral reef
wine bottle
statue of liberty
beast
beauty
elephant
Mayan ruins
birds
cameras
bowl of soup
breakfast
lunch
snack
dinner
flower vase
ladder
full moon
bright sun
autumn
summer
spring
winter
butterfly
caterpillar
troll
roller skates
rain boots
weeds
flowers
bedroom
kitchen
dining room
bathroom
egg hatching
wrist watch
night
harvest
pond
raincoat
hat
water bottle
flashlight
sailboat
dandelion
earthworm
bank robber
policeman
superhero
villain
view out a window
cactus
sunflower
mosquito
spider web
star fish
flip flops
lawn chair
trampolines
pots and pans
sword
lighthouse
pie on a windowsill
house plant
soldier
chimney
barbed wire
squirrels
hot sauce
chain
beehive
helicopter
hot dog
venus flytrap
stained glass
sphinx
skateboard
serenity
open book
werewolf
hourglass
tower
camel
Cleopatra
favorite book character
desert
forest
mountains
ocean
pumpkin seed
pine cone
octopus
mannequin
lollipop
something sticky
footprints
tractor
slime
island paradise
sand dune
archer
my favorite outfit
trophies
fishing fly
black hole
cyclops
swan
mirror
microphone
pretzels
newspaper
submarine
scrambled eggs
eel
wave
bike
leather boots
keys
coffee cup
self portrait
snake charmer
playground
sumo wrestler
crystal chandelier
eight ball
secrets
treasure chest
children's toy
something that sparkles
penguin
unicorn
pirate
tribal pattern
suit of armor
pinball machine
erupting volcano
seahorse
ninja
happy monster
futuristic car
three little pigs
magic amulet
yeti
toolbox
fish bones
zipper
carpenter
handcuffs
doll house
mask
telescope
piano
windmill
double sided axe
samurai
ghost
hot air balloon
bubbles
polka dots
plate of cookies
snake scales
pair of socks
high dive
belt
figure skater
fisherman
space
jack-o-lantern
Cinderella's glass slipper
hay bale
bumper cars
cover wagon
spy
fighter jet
parachute
tree bark
radio
art gallery
bow and arrow
pepperoni pizza
snail
bushel of apples
doorknob
talking object
harp
chess pieces
sprinkler
electricity
computer keyboard
presents
barn
plaid
jewelry
ballet
curtains
tripod
sunglasses
bow tie
Saturn's rings
birdcage
swap creature
horse and carriage
banana peel
stapler
toothpaste
thunder storm
movie poster
video game controller
cinnamon sticks
target
skull
elf
alien plant life
first love
new baby
kids jumping
glaciers
shark
scarf
wheelchair
blacksmith
four wheeler
cowboy
crossroads
pedestal
police car
pug
someone who is full of joy
what's under your bed
hieroglyph
dolphin
wooden shield
laughing
jump rope
desk
something big next to something small
taxi
staircase
tomahawk
hummingbird
hedgehog
gorilla
firetruck
soda can
teddy bear
fortune cookie
fruit basket
smirk
game of marbles
crumpled paper
swordfish
alarm clock
goldfish
puppet
salt and pepper shakers
jet pack
time machine
hands
wood fencing
cave mouth
milkshake
high heeled shoes
music
smile
mad scientist
telephone booth
skyscraper
gargoyle
diamond
sushi
brier patch
something that comes in pairs
box of chocolates
brick wall
bat
chicken
bonsai tree
headphones
a new typeface
jellyfish
candy canes
lawn mower
rain puddles
school
lamb
wolf
bed
bowl of popcorn
lampshade
peacock
turtle
bear
ceiling fan
yo-yo
oil spill
kite
invisible man
casino
Abraham Lincoln
ice cream cone
corn on the cob
claws
beekeeper
coins
watermelon
landing on the moon
rotary telephone
brain
rocks
needle in a haystack
picnic basket
fireplace
bottle of poison
genie in a bottle
knight
hammer
acorn
orange
owl
hair
wheel barrel
pyramids
exploding dynamite
shrimp
guitarist
keyboardist
drummer
singer
griffin
carousel horse
bunnies
puppies
board game
a famous painting
stone walkway
maple leaf
lizard
eyes
ears
nose
mouth
leopard
record player
bulldozer
bride
snowman
feather headdress
playing cards
windy day
sleeping bag
dancing skeleton
piggy bank
wizard
evil prince
lantern
beach ball
cherub
sprout
aircraft carrier
olympic swimmer
wedding dress
feather
baseball glove
noodles
cat
dog
happy
sad
angry
relaxed
graffiti
motorcycle
tornado
caveman
pineapple
Lock Ness monster
flag
gas mask
starry sky
dream house
deer
Goldilocks
frog
tadpole
swing
circus clown
earth
cupcake
lace
rocking chair
bravery
Big Ben
doctor
railroad car
parade
Christmas sweater
Ferris wheel
sci-fi gun
medicine cabinet
birthday party
cutlery
great wall of china
umbrella
traffic sign
catapult
light bulb
bamboo
heart
moon colony
sandwiches
juice box
lake house
bushes
hard candy
camouflage
platypus
football helmet
soccer game
balloons
astronaut
missing teeth
memory
jukebox
tulip
ladybug
birthday cake
t-shirt
igloo
golf ball
fossils
your least favorite food
pencil cup
half eaten apple
food with a face
horseshoe
daffodil
castle
tea party
scared
bag of chips
camping
cabin
bonfire
ship
watering can
palm tree
wind chimes
armchair
fireworks
knife
wine cork
waitress
farmer
fountain
last leaf on a tree
saber toothed tiger
grocery store
rainbow
typewriter
engine
bluebird
shooting star
a new invention
school of fish
bearded lady
secret garden
suspension bridge
viking artifact
Eiffel tower
a feast for a king
guitar
tree house
seashell
dinosaur
sea lion
Taj Mahal
your favorite animal in a tuxedo
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