#cousin specialagent

[magnusarchivememes]

WHAT ENTITY DOES EACH MONSTER FACTORY CHARACTER SERVE?

for this academic paper i will be watching every single monster factory episode, analyzing their creation, and deciphering their character arc for which entity they are most likely to serve.

i will only be doing the creatures they customized, other people’s spawn will not be factored in

unless there are extraordinary circumstances, all characters who are wiped/remade will be marked as the stranger for the not!them

Squirtle: the corruption

G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D.: the vast

Dark Vader: the flesh

Daytrader Vader: the web

Cousin Specialagent: the stranger

D-Bomb: the desolation

Christopher Christopher “The Pebble” Christopher Christopher: the flesh

Truck Shepherd: the spiral

Dino-Lansbury: the hunt

The Boy Mayor of Second Life: the lonely

Toucan Dan: the stranger

Chiquita Dave: the flesh

The Final Pam: the extinction

Trash Hulk: the corruption

Borth Sampson: the stranger

Randy Johnso and Panpan: the vast

Rat Baby: the lonely

Sucotash: the vast

Arby’s Witch: the spiral

#Noid: the flesh

Jorstin “Rude Boy” Man: the slaughter

The Junker: the corruption

Totinos: the web

Leatherdaddy Voldo: the slaughter

Mëlissa: the hunt

Daz: the beholding

Trüllbus: the hunt

Jaa’m: the stranger

Shreck: the corruption

Buzzbo: the slaughter

Donkey: the lonely

Turbovicki: the desolation

Dick Cheyney: the lonely

Knife Dad: the spiral

Jefferson Tallpipe: the flesh

DJ Slime Time: the vast

Todd Coolbody: the beholding

Cid Finalfantasy: the stranger

Gordan Summers aka Stang: the buried

The Pink Man: the dark

Garrett: the spiral

Chomp Mom: the hunt

Jerry Potter: the end

Snakel from Frands: the dark

The Real Boogerman: the buried

Tony Hawk????: the stranger

Zeke Teenweed: the spiral

[mauriooo]

I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT DAYTRADER VADER AND SHE WROTE THIS ON MY FORK FOR LUNCH

[thelilnan]

just a sweet family of all boys

[aesthetic-allie-things]

My Two Dads Squared

Cousin Specialagent

“Don’t worry brother, I got you. You just call on me brother, I’ll mop up your piss.”

[rynnailes]

I’ve been taken over by Monster Factory

[snzical]

it may be one in the morning but if i hear the phrase "oh god let me die" in a monster factory episode, no matter what the context, i will instantly mentally and physically SHATTER

[les8ean]

[riceisgood123]

My cousin posted this inspirational quote thing that said something along the lines of “your energy speaks before you do” and all I could think was “amber was the color of your energy” in the McElroys voice.

[mancydrew]

WELCOME TO THE MONSTER FACTORY

COUSIN SPECIALAGENT

don’t worry brother, i got ‘chu.       you just call on me brother, i’ll mop up your piss!

[breadpumpkin]

If Every Polygon Character had a theme song (part 1)

monster factory (part 1): 

Squirtle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWFjcKzPmtY

Garfield: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx871O9MJag

Daytrader Vader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GilKnpiv0

Cousinspecialagent and Dark Vader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHXeo57xj3k

D-bomb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7pd1w022ME

the pebble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNF4LiYMGbE

Truck Shepard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZVvBhl3Pe0

Dino Lansbury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St7mQWwmo70

Boy Mayor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7-QCnoQ89E

totinos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI

Chiquita Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRD9BqjIk-E

THE FINAL PAM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ara-kTQGjYk

[pastapowerincarnate]

i come from a realm you do not understand

[realwizardshit]

And now he's dead and in hell forever!

Griffin, in tears, on Succotash

[toonbly]

the only acceptable agent stern design is cousin specialagent

[herrfivehead]

the one monster factory mystery that haunts me to this day is how cousin specialagent, a young adult, died of overexertion

that’s not supposed to happen????

[lilnasxvevo]

The one Monster Factory joke that still makes me laugh out loud is the one that I think they used to start out the Final Pam series where Griffin says, “Hi I’m Beth Esda, I hope you like my game” 

[morinokunikara]

Agent stern is cousin specialagent kin