#coushing

[kreachvera]

i should . organize my blog … yeag ……………..

[invertedspoon]

oooght....i em one sleeppy boye.......

[juicezone]

mhf. s’not rlly good brain nite, jus.. not

no reeson, jus.. struggln n swich isn evn charjed so cant play pokmn n th tv in m room havin conntctin troble

jus wis ther was reeson so cold at leas fix it

[kaixserzz]

a hug (or, a thousand words too painful to say, but too precious to be left unspoken)

Author’s Note: this is a highly self indulgent fanfic, and is significantly coded to myself irl. 😅 Still enjoyable and readable for most anyone, but features a much more specific Reader than my usual writing. 🤗

a hug (or, a thousand words too painful to say, but too precious to be left unspoken)

Tomioka Giyuu x Reader

Word Count: ~4,100

CW: alcohol, death content, Fem!Reader, implied canonical violence, mild sexual content

~faqs~ 

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[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug wants to write my fanfiction for me

::text message exchange from yesterday::

Doug: How you feeling kid?

Me: Better. You?

Doug: Great! Me and my Navy boys are gonna watch LSU beat Army this weekend!  Hot boudin, cold coush-coush, come on tigers, push push push!*

Me: I have no idea what you are saying. I don't speak Cajun you know that.

Doug: Anywho, me and Jenny were reading your free white trash space love story book you put on the internet this weekend.

Me: That's nice. You like it still?

Doug: Yeah! Love Amos Burton, he's my boy! Oh, and we got the ending figured out.

Me: Do you now? Sassy Park Ranger and Church Lady don't get married, if that's what you're asking. They're not even in the story.

Doug: Shit, that's a great idea, that can be your next book, but here's what needs to happen at the end of this one.

Me: Go on?

Doug: Camina Drummer and Naomi Nagata get married and adopt Ryan-from-Accounting as their nerdy son!

Me: NO.

Doug: YES.

Me: That is not happening.

Doug: Well it SHOULD!

Me: I'm putting this conversation on mute, Doug.

A few minutes later, when the kids were in bed, I was so haunted by this concept that I drew it up and sent it to Doug, who cackled that he has two people (@amalthiaph and myself) drawing things that come out of his bayou-bred mind. Ugh.

Here it is: Camina and Naomi get hitched and adopt Tech as their son. Isn't he technically 12? I guess it works?

*=I guess this is something they scream in Baton Rouge at games?

@eyecandyeoz suggested I start tagging folks in my work, so for my Redneck Doug fans, here ya go: @skellymom @freesia-writes @girlzrok-99 @thecoffeelorian @megmca @merkitty49 @sued134 @nika6q @advisorsnips @techs-stitches @eclec-tech

Let me know if I missed you and I'll tag you in the next...whatever, Doug pops up.

[imomisoplays]

Ham Ramen

Hello, tombler!

I’ll be moving on to Nanami Ito’s household soon, so I thought I’ll indulge myself with this last recipe (for a while!) from the ranch. However, today we’re not cooking with Stella, but please welcome (a) very special guest(s) – give it up for Osh Coush B'Gosh! It’s the club's (puny) name for cousins Leia, Soleil and Frejr. A little refresher if needed: Leia and Soleil are Stella’s children, while Frejr is Vienna’s son. Stella and Vienna are daughters of Kiyoshi Ito, making everybody introduced in this post Kiyoshi's grandkids. I consider adding Nanami's kids to the cousins' club too when they're older, since Kiyoshi and his wife Aria basically raised Nanami in my game. Phew, maybe a detailed family tree is needed for context.

One of the club's activities is to watch movie, and @midnitehearts's Studio Ghibli Movie Mod enabled us to watch Ponyo, an animated movie from the renowned Japanese production house Studio Ghibli. The gorgeous television set is the TELLY by @charlypancakes -- I use this television set everywhere, as the modern frame version can be seen in the background on Vienna's house here. So, so versatile. And if the TV is not centered on the fireplace, please pardon my (lack of) object-placement skill 😅

Soleil and Frejr are feeling particularly hungry after watching the scene where Sousuke and Ponyo eats ramen. The iconic "It's ham!" surely made their stomachs growl. Also, look at how cute they are. They will become teenagers soon, look at those puppy eyes! My friend told me this is exactly how parents felt seeing their kids growing up and becoming older. What a turn of events that I get to feel this with my imaginary sims children first. 🥹

As insinuated with some hints above, today we are cooking ham ramen from Ponyo. The recipe cc is made by @oni28 (click here to download). Please be aware that you would need to have Oni's Recipe Pack Mod (updated regularly on their Patreon) for the recipe to appear in your game.

Let me also introduce you to today's cook: Leia Ren. She's a straight A student on Chestnut Ridge High School, working part-time as a video game streamer and with an interest in robotics. Leia had the opportunity to graduate early, but since she hasn't decided what she wants to do for college, she still attended school as usual. Leia also helps in taking care of the horses, but she's not a hardcore horse person (completely different story with Soleil).

Ingredients for this recipe is simple but guaranteed to taste good: soft-boiled eggs, ham, and instant ramen. Loving the nod to the OG Nissin’s Chicken ramen package here. Leia's CC earrings are from @nolan-sims and can be downloaded here -- I always have at least one sim who uses a variation of Nolan's earrings for every outfit. Leia's mom Stella used to be that sim, but I revamped her style to be more refined (...or snob. Stella is that lady who lives in a ranch, owns two horses and does gardening everyday while being a snob y'all) as she grew older, so I'd like to imagine Stella passed down all these cute accessories to her daughter.

Leia slices the eggs and the ham. Are you wondering where Soleil and Frejr are? Well, they're on the kitchen too, stealing ham one slice at a time.

Leia starts boiling water to cook the instant ramen. The entire kitchen could hear Soleil's stomach growls. Our puppy Sol is shy because he's the only one being hungry, if only he knew Frejr is too but apparently a better actor.

After the ramen is cooked and plated, place the slices of ham and boiled eggs, and garnish with green onion. I love how @oni28 even made the bowl exactly like in the movie. It's the detail for me.

WE LOVE HAM! AND RAMEN! And we clearly do not have time for obligatory dining table photoshoot today, since the boys already went in and obliterated the food.

Ending the post with another angle of my Sol puppy. Next time we see him on this blog, he might probably be a teenager already... Ah, the hearts you'll break, young lad. Anyway, see you on the next one. Dag dag!

P.S. Detailed cooking process for ham ramen is taken from this post and this post.

Imomiso’s note: This post is originally posted on the now deleted blog.

[bamboo72498]

Tag Game With a Twist

I was tagged by my buddy @mrsmungus and usually this tag is done by finding words in your wip’s or punlished things. But I decided to put a little twist on it because gummy bears. 

So you’re getting little drabbles instead! Enojy! Note: these are written on the spot and unedited, so enjoy the chaos. 

Words I was given: hoover, summer, likeness, forgot, humid You words if you want to play: little, best friend, sister/brother, glasses, summer

Under a cut because long

Hoover: It always amazed Ziva the things that calmed a baby down. It could something as simple as their mother’s voice, or running water, or even a fan. She had a neighbor in her apartment building in DC who used to play jazz music for their baby. Thin walls made it so that everyone else in the place heard it too. 

As a mom herself now, Ziva was learning what sounds and things kept her own daughter quiet. Usually all Tali needed was to be held in her arms and sang to. A Hebrew lullaby Ziva had learned from her mother. 

But on the really bad days, when none of the trick worked; when Tali was a red, scrunched up ball of emotions, Ziva pulled out the big guns. The hoover’s white noise always worked on Tali. Lulled the infant into a trance and helped to fall asleep or at least be calm for a moment. 

The hoover got them both through hard days filled with loneliness and heightened emotions. It helped Ziva feel not so powerless; like she could actually be a good mom. 

At the risk of raising her electric bill any higher, Ziva had taken to pulling the sound bye off the internet for Tali to listen to instead of the real thing. 

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Summer (set pre-s7): “God! It is hot out here!” Tony complained one sunny day in July as they all hovered over, sadly, yet another dead Marine.

“Trust me Tony: you do not know hot until you’ve spent a week in the Middle East. It is dry and windy there and there is no relief.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot you standards of weather are different than ours. Okay, it is hot for me. Is that okay for you?”

“Perfect,” Ziva smirks. She hated listening to her partner complain. She understood their perceptions of different things would not always align, but did he always have to complain?!

“If you want to take off early and get out of the sun, go,” McGee says, snapping another photo. “We’re almost done here once Ducky finishes packing this guy up.”

“Why would he do that? DiNozzo can man up like you and Ziva. Right, Tony?” Gibbs asks, silently sliding into the conversation. 

“Of course, boss,” Tony scoffs.

 The boys miss Ziva rolling her eyes again as they turn their crime scene into a competition to see who is the most manly. 

Ziva wins. 

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Likeness: Tony looked at the little girl sleeping in the little cot on the floor. Her tiny face stained with tears after a fruitless struggle to go to bed that not even the comfort of her doggy, Kalev, could bring. Playing ‘The Little Mermaid’ off his laptop seemed to help, and the movie was still running even though Tali was fast asleep. 

Try as they might, not even the powers of Tony DiNozzo Senior could get his apartment ready for a toddler in a matter of hours. But it would have to do for now. 

He quietly pads out of the room to the couch where he would be sleeping that night. Ziva’s scarf is still laying on the coushing and his picks it up and brings it to his nose, inhaling her scent; warm and musky, but with flowers and citrus in there as well. Even that simple sense memory brings tears to his eyes and he lets them fall, hot and fast. 

Let’s himself fell every emotion he’d been holding back for the sake of their little girl. 

That little girl that look so much like her mom it was scary.

It broke his heart that that little girl, and a few photographs, would be the only things they’d have to remember Ziva by. 

He wanted to rewind time and make Ziva come with him that night on the tarmac; have them raise Tali together; to get to the farmhouse sooner. 

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Forgot: “You forgot? How could you forget! It’s been on the calendar for weeks!”

He tried to shush her, pull her into a more secluded corner. 

He messed up. He was late to their daughter’s ballet recital and now Ziva was pissed at him. 

“I know you’re pissed, but don’t you think us standing out here arguing is going to make us even later? They just told everyone to sit down, let’s go.” 

“You’re right. I’m sorry. I’m just very out of sorts,” Ziva tells him honestly as they follow the flowing crowd into the auditorium and take their seats on the hard wooden chairs. 

It was her first recital of Tali’s since coming home last winter, and Ziva had been hyping it up in her head far too much. It was not a professional event; just the yearly recital put on my Tali’s dance school. There were balloons everywhere and crying babies on parents laps; it was as far from professional as they could get. 

The toddler classes when first; half moving, half crying. Then came a class of older kids dancing to some bass heavy song that had a lot of sharp movements accompanying it.

Finally, about halfway through the show, Tali’s class came out in their blue and silver costumes and thick stage makeup. Tali was front and center, clearly the leader of the class. She hit every turn, leap, and step with exact precision and struck the final pose with the biggest smile plastered on her face. 

If the tears in Ziva’s eyes or the way she gripped his hand were any indication, she was in awe of their baby girl. And he was out of the dog house at least a little bit. 

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Humid: “You ever notice the way Ziva’s hair gets all curly when it’s humid out? You think that’s an Israeli thing or just a her thing?”

“I think it’s a girl thing,” McGee says, giving Tony a disgusted and confused face. “It happened to my sister all the time! And Abby too when she has her hair down. Why does it even matter?”

“It doesn’t, McSherlock,” Tony rebuts, going back to his computer. “I was just asking if you’d noticed. A good agent had good observation skills, which you clearly don’t have.”

“Yeah, and neither do you. Your fly’s been down all morning,” Gibbs says, not looking away from his computer monitor. 

Neither of the boys had noticed him there (great observation skills, huh?) and were surprised when he spoke up. 

Tony quickly looks down and, embarrassed, does up his zipper. “Boss, I didn’t see you there. I was just helping McGee hone his observation skills.”

“Is that what the kids call is these days? You need to clean that drool up off the floor and get back to work, DiNozzo.”

“Yes, boss.”

Gibbs smiles at his agent; Tony was as obvious as a toddler playing hide and seek about his crush on Ziva, but Jethro Gibbs was not one to expose people over their crushes. He was excited to see how it played out, though. 

[444names]

Names generated from orc (TES) names, plus English and Scottish surnames, excluding the letter "E"

Abzuuttom Accaikin Aglumga Agrum Aidhaols Akhumza Allow Ammog Anain Anupton Appill Asgan Astmurn Axson Azbur Azham...

Babgon Bacnìll Bagoh Banch Bargdugh Barnarkh Bashand Bashbush Basson Baston Batub Bazashit Bhush Bighath Bisbugall Blaillfhin Blash Blashabbs Blish Blort Bloulow Blousgèin Boasdanton Bodfor Bodich Bogaill Bogduch Bogord Boldolg Bolgara Bookulmoss Borbow Borbrapp Bownion Braildis Brains Brakaz Braklin Brimbubb Brold Brolmay Broory Broth Bruth Buffryam Bulboth Buratul Burby Burgod Burla Burmak Burrison Burson Burza Buzha Cacph Caigg Caighill Calliarn Caolord Cardal Carkh Catha Catrymon Charc Charz Chdars Chros Cliog Cliva Clottonyon Clucark Cluka Cocka Cockravan Cocks Colaxson Colduth Comack Comham Coodrogdul Corlaxon Courburc Coush Cragluk Crawson Crich Crils Croghdard Crogrupton Crold Croth Crundan Cudgdullog Cudstan Cuiblak Càill Cèampson Daington Dalain Dilkin Dillog Dilton Dison Dubhin Dugaak Dulan Dulard Dulgain Dumbarry Dural Durhorth Durza Duthcock Faill Fains Flarkulak Flyfol Frìghfor Gaccòin Gailboury Galfrig Gamull Garmar Garstaff Gaska Ghopart Gikhugdoll Gillaward Gillifin Glakub Glarry Glarth Glaulz Gling Glogol Glomp Glorzogdu Gluch Goornson Gorbag Gorbas Gorghlains Gortharz Gorzorn Gozub Gragrout Grangla Grood Groodfook Gruba Gruzu Gulan Gulgduk Gulmat Gulugton Gulzul Gurnt Habradd Hagdarp Hagron Hagrushuk Hains Hamoll Hardwoord Harga Hikholph Hildson Hinsby Hitmacatt Holain Holazgug Hoparr Hordans Hormanks Hothratt Hount Houth Houthag Howartt Hozog Hozusly Hrìosha Hulboran Hulga Humps Hunyung Hurly Hutch Ildrath Jagrans Jaquazgran Jashag Johol Jourashain Juslay Kharsond Krosbulg Lagdol Lagdurs Laghog Laibbs Laickit Laikham Lainson Lakkroin Lannag Lapson Laton Lauddoll Lawargokk Laytson Lharbar Liddin Lisapp Logbakh Lookins Lorlis Loway Luchroggub Lurch Lurlytt Luthorbai Luzga Luzguk Lytowmarth Macall Maccag Macclack Macdhay Macdhub Macgh Macgill Macild Macill Macillwort Macily Mackway Macmharrag Macmhna Macmhuk Macph Macran Macsh Macsup Maidh Malton Manach Mancy Mandlins Mannigh Maray Marboillf Marwill Marzobga Maturzarby Maugakin Maxton Misby Mityn Mogukas Morkh Morrikh Mudson Muhlaga Mulub Muntung Murbild Murushaka Muryl Musad Mèing Nahga Naigha Navow Noguzgraid Nookhison Noridor Nuchazh Ogatt Olintald Olton Oodin Orard Ornarcous Orthoza Oruazgood Orzgookh Orzogra Oston Othin Oushakh Paccòirgol Paduk Paltock Parry Pauck Pipton Piptow Poodbard Porzbanott Pothazogu Priarz Primbris Primfissh Pristan Prumps Ragornugh Rhast Ridgar Ridnimon Rilling Rimog Robin Roblanash Roggs Rogrodwall Roodagoth Rooddison Roodon Roosh Rooss Rothamun Rottingway Rulogrul Ruzogubh Saaga Salrow Sgalinglam Sgrasan Sgruingill Shadsmall Shking Shnabbsh Shoom Sikhamill Siots Skington Sloman Slozos Smanch Smignum Snagrott Snaick Snarots Spock Spoppard Staington Standin Stashrosh Stingh Stinnd Struisalg Stugbuck Stulash Stwinndson Suthinks Swhix Sylam Tagan Taington Talraag Tarnus Tatugdus Thogzu Thout Thyton Timon Tisdag Titham Tittysh Tizzag Tiùbhitt Tonds Tonfor Tongham Tonshadan Torzord Trick Trighaw Tritby Tritch Trourd Tualsotham Tuntron Turos Tyjos Ufarr Uglow Ugulgat Ulloll Umzod Undarf Urapp Urburling Urlas Urzord Usham Ustagrains Vaugu Vorth Vushbrosh Walmowlian Waram Warlansham Warlig Warmach Warus Waynd Whitarr Whith Whithratub Wichag Wington Woodan Wooddik Wooddin Woodway Woors Woorwor Worgdal Yargaraft Yarry Yazgarnars Yourson Zozmanch Zubhàin Zuggild

[ask-thsc-blog]

Now the only.one with clothes was Rupert... but those would taken off soon-

Dave: *slurred* N-Noooo...

Rupert: ??

Dave: *slurred* N-Not on da coush...

RUP: "mmmm, wanna take this to the bed then~?"

[juicezone]

n hes m papa n somtkms hes grumpy n but hes snugly n lovy n givs huggs n snugs n kiss on the nose n soooo hugs n if bad day n tuff lets m sit in his lap n wach cartons n snugl on th coush

[decarabiandivorce]

Diluc hates how much he agrees with Decarabian on most of the points. Deca points out how the average human could only do about 2-4 tasks per day and taking on much more than that Will lead to burn out (cough cough Jean coush cough).

Decarabian: The knights are all so ineffective and useless at their jobs a Former Tyrant can walk through the city. These people are so lucky Barbatos built this place on an island because if it had the structure of Liyue harbor the knight Would Not be able to hold down multiple points of entry!

Decarabian would be the worst type of backseater. He'd go "Why aren't you doing this ___" at everything. Like yeah sure he knows how to midmax a city (he arranged for everyone to live in certain locations like an animal crossing mayor), but at the same time Jean and Venti are both P.P at his suggestions

He’s not allowed to come to the KoF meetings after the first couple rounds of backseating 😔 (he is not happy about this) (do the knights have a feedback box?) (if so he spams the feedback box) (if not they just keep getting a lot of letters about how the city could be better) (jean maybe considers…one (1) of his suggestions she’s trying to be open minded and polite)

[punchincorporated]

ill be there 4 uuu

[agirlsenseless]

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[thatonehotredhead]

i feel so numb not even getting viciously high makes a difference

[downydig]

He showed up an d pased out on my coush I don’t know his name or anythin

[archangeldraws]

Hi could you give a hint on how to draw anthro form of kaijus, ex: king ghidorah °-°

Well, it does help how to draw human bodies as bit. If you know some anatomy, how to draw arms, legs and muscles your pretty much good to go

For King Ghidorah I just draw a muscular body type, wide shoulders to fit those three necks, stick their wings in a set of arms and make it somewhat look like hands and add their feet to some digigrade legs.

As a tip, if you draw reptile like anthros, I see it many times people draw their tails like they would with, e.g a cat or dog. But their tails are much thicker

I just have their tails fuse with ther butt and leave a bit of cheeks, cause a good tush give a good coush X'D

Hope that helps somehow? I'm bad at explaining without visuals