#courtesy of one of the guys from my lgs

[thesandman115]

Behold

the sussy

[lg-123]

Minor Setback

Summary: Eddie meets this amazing girl who is tutoring him, but he doesn’t know it’s one of his closest friend’s older sister. 

Pairing: eddie munson x henderson!reader

Part 2: https://lg-123.tumblr.com/post/689151918879227904/minor-setback-pt-2

masterlist

“Dustin hurry you’re ass up!” Delilah yelled down the hall. She had been waiting on the boy for 10 minutes and if he was any later, she would be late. “Shit!” Dustin said, muffled behind his door. He had been talking to Suzie and lost track of time. He cursed again as he tripped over his shoes and quickly grabbed his backpack. He met his sister out at her car, who then began to scold him. 

“If you want to talk to Suzie you have to wake up earlier or at least make sure you have pants on.” Pants. Pants! He forgot pants. Delilah laughed as her brother sprinted back inside the house. Ms. O’Donnell had asked her last minute to tutor a student. She didn’t want to have him in her class for a third year in a row, which Del completely understood. She can’t imagine having Ms. O’Donnell for 3 years. That would be awful. Dustin finally came back out, wearing pants this time. 

The drive to the school was filled with Black Sabbath and Metallica, courtesy of the mix tape Will and Lucas gave her for Christmas. “Here Dustin can you clean these?” Delilah asked while handing Dustin her glasses. “Um? I don’t think that’s a good idea. You’re like blind.” Dustin responded, pushing the glasses back into her hand. She huffed at the boy, mumbling something about having collar bones. This was how the two were, though they didn’t speak usually at school, they still had a good bond. Delilah liked Dungeons and Dragons, not as much as her brother and his friends, but she still stepped in when one of them was sick. 

At the school, Delilah left Dustin in the car. He usually napped when she met up early for tutoring. The halls were quiet, the faint sound of basketballs being dribbled echoed down the hall. The library was even quieter than normal, the only person there was the librarian, who just smiled at the girl. Delilah found a big table towards the back and proceeded to pull out the textbook and her notebook. She also had pre-written most of the notes, incase whoever did not want to actually meet up to study. Lastly, Delilah pulled out her planner and checked the name that was highlighted. 

“Eddie Munson” She mumbled out.

“That’s me!” The voice surprised Delilah, causing her to tip out of her chair. “Oh Shit.” The voice said again, and two arms grabbed the girl and helped her back to her feet. “Sorry about that, I’m usually not so jumpy.” Delilah was beyond embarrassed. Looking up, she was surprised. Eddie Munson was Dustin’s Hellfire leader. Not only that but he was the cute guy from her history class. She was stupid. Unbeknownst to Delilah, Eddie was having the same conversation in his head. This was the cute girl from his history class. What he didn’t know is who her brother was. 

“Anyways, I’m Delilah.” Del stuck her hand out for the boy to shake, which he did. “Eddie.” He smiled back. The tutoring session went pretty normal, until Delilah started to hum a song Eddie knew all too well. “You listen to Black Sabbath?”

Delilah was snapped from her thoughts. “Um yeah. They are like my all-time favorite band.” Eddie swore he died at her words. They spent the next 10 minutes talking about music. They found they had a lot in common. Both were sad when the time ended but Eddie was happy that she was tutoring him for the rest of the year. They both said their goodbyes, both blushing as the turned away. Delilah figured it would be tomorrow when she saw him next, but she was very wrong.

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“I’m telling you guys, she was amazing. We barely studied, we just talked.” Eddie explained to the guys at the table. Jeff just laughed at him. Eddie had told them all about “this amazing girl that was tutoring him” and how he actually likes her. “We had so much in common, I mean same music taste, same hatred for Ms. O’Donnell, it’s like she’s perfect.” The boys were surprised at his sudden infatuation. 

“Hey why don’t you go out with Dustin’s sister; she likes Black Sabbath and Dungeons and Dragons.” Mike suggested, which earned a slap on the arm from Dustin himself. Eddie just laughed at the boy.

‘That’s very tempting boys but I don’t think I’ll pass on Dustin’s nerdy older sister. I guarantee she’s not as pretty and amazing as this girl.” Eddie spoke, smiling towards the ceiling. 

Only Mike noticed Delilah seated behind him, he watched as her head fell. And when she walked out of the cafeteria, he swore he saw a tear fall. 

[that-sarcastic-writer]

Hello lovelies!

I just wanted to start this by saying that I am so thankful for all the love and support I have recieved throughout the years. I have met and had the pleasure to be mutuals with so many talented to writers and I honestly wouldn't have the motivation to still be doing this without you guys. So in honor of both this milestone and also all of the awesome writers on this site, I was inspired by my lovely and talented mutual @fluffyprettykitty to do this little writing challenge.

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So for this writing challenge you will be choosing one prompt/scenario to write for a fictional character. You are welcome to get as creative as your heart desires, that's what writing is all about after all.

Characters must be from the list I will include below, though pairing won't be limited. It can be character x reader, character x oc, or character x character (as long as they are from the list).

The prompts will be listed below as well.

So what can you do?

As for characters, these are the characters you can write about

Marvel characters

DC characters

Any Dylan O'Brien character

Pedro Pascal characters, e.g. Javier Peña, Din Djarin, Frankie Morales, Jack Daniels aka Agent Whiskey (those are the only ones I know/have seen)

The Winchester Brothers

Joel Kinnaman characters, e.g. Rick Flag, Stephen Holder, Takeshi Kovacs

No real people please, so none of those actors themselves, only their characters.

All readers/OCs/characters MUST be over the age of 20

So now that we know characters, what can you write?

Any genres or fiction are allowed (e.g fluff, angst, smut)

Dark fics, BDSM fics and DD/lg fics are also allowed, just tag them appropriately!

Kinks are allowed, but you are welcome to double check with me if you are unsure

So what's not allowed?

These are my hard no's

Incest, pedophilia, necrophilia, minors in smut, foot fetish and grooming.

Rules

You don't have to follow me to participate. This an open challenge to any writer that stumbles upon this.

You must be 18 to do any smut or NSFW prompts. There will be a NSFW and SFW section. I will check to see if your age is in your bio if your prompt/fic contains smut. If you dont have your age or you dont tell me in private I will not be including your fic.

I ask that you let me know if your fic will be NSFW or SFW.

Scenarios are first come first serve, whoever asks me first gets it. If you are unsure if the prompt you want is taken feel free to ask me.

Send me an ask to let me know which prompt you would like to do, if its NSFW or SFW and for which character. Moots you can dm me directly!

Remember to add "read more" to any works that are longer than 300 words, that's just common courtesy.

Other details

I will be tracking your guy's work through the tags #lias writing challenge, #lias 1300 milestone or #write with lia so make sure you tag your fics with any of those so I can see them.

This challenge will be running and open until August 1st. (I won't be accepting any works after that).

Once all works have been posted and the challenge closes I will be posting a masterlist with all the works

Keep in mind I will read all of them to make sure they don't have anything they aren't supposed to before putting them on the masterlist

If there any further or more individual questions please feel free to shoot me an ask or dm if you are a moot.

Now, on to the prompts!

(For clarification these are a mix of scenarios and lines of dialogues I really like and/or I came up with. You have full liberty to do with these as you will, these are very short and simple to allow for creative liberty so, you're encouraged to do as your heart desires with these)

Breakfast in bed

Matching tattoos

Character A asks character B to be their plus one for a wedding  @lovelyavengers w/ Rick Flag (SFW)

Character A cock warming character B

Character A wears character B's clothes

Undercover gala mission

Character A loses their pet and character B returns it

Characters reunited after character A thought character B died @a-reader-and-a-writer w/ Rick Flag (SFW)

Comfort after a nightmare

Bathtime together

Characters are on a date and they run into an ex @babblydrabbly w/ Takeshi Kovacs (NSFW)

Character A gets hurt and character B has to tend to them

Character A sends character B a spicy picture while in public.

Makeup sex

Watching the sunset

Characters drunkenly confess their love for each other

Morning sex

Character A and B are constantly flirting and character C is done with it

Adopting a pet together

Sleeping (literally sleeping) together for the first time

Character A gives character B head (m or f) under a table/desk while they work

Character A gets cold while cuddling with character B

Character A comforts character B after a rough day

Character A gives character B a massage

Character A shows up at character B's door in the middle of the night

"Who did this to you?"

"Look me in the eye and tell me you don't love me" @loverhymeswith w/ Takeshi Kovacs (SFW)

"Can you stay..? Please"

"You are afraid of being in love." @nekoannie-chan w/ Steve Rogers (SFW)

"Don't make me get out this chair"

"Am I showering alone" "absolutely not" @fluffyprettykitty w/ Frank Castle (SFW)

"That's my good fucking girl"

"Don't push me away, not this time"

"I can't let you go. I don't know how to"

"I hate you" "try saying that without moaning and I might believe you"

"I really want to taste you"

"Shh, there's people in the other room"

"Are you jealous?" "They were staring"

"Next time you don't wear panties I will finger you under this table no matter who is here"

"Do you think you can handle us?"

"What are you looking at?" "I like looking at you"

"I'm scared I'll ruin what we have"

"I just wanted to make sure you were okay"

"Are you sure?" "I trust you"

"You're better off without me"

"You're distracting me" "yeah I know"

"I'm trying to focus here. But it feels good, keep going"

"You're safe, I promise"

"That looks good, but it'll look better on my floor"

"Its always been you"

[bbrightburn]

Open for RPs~

First things first: I haven’t roleplayed on Tumblr probably in over four years, if I remember correctly, so please take it easy on me as I’m just getting back to it.

RULES:

RPs on here only please. I won’t RP on discord, whatsapp, etc.

I’m not good at writing male characters or dominants, so I will only play female submissives opposite your male dominant characters.

Smut is okay, let’s just avoid writing it literally all the time or focus the RP on it because it’ll bore me.

On that note, I will only write with people who are 18+. I’m in my mid 20s myself and I don’t wanna get in trouble, so please don’t lie about your age either.

If you lose interest or don’t wanna continue the RP, just let me know! No hard feelings. I’ll show you the same courtesy in return.

I don’t care about reply lengths. If you wanna write one paragraph to my four paragraphs, that’s fine. If you wanna write four paragraphs to my one paragraph, that’s fine too. Just don’t think too much about lengths. Remember, it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean ;)

Third-person writing only please.

No anime/cartoon faceclaims, only real life people please. There are a few I’d like to play opposite, and I’m willing to use one that you’d like me to use too (assuming she looks the part, e.g. I can’t use Helen Mirren for a 25 yr old character, y'know what I mean?)

I prefer playing characters who look human, so besides actual human beings, that would include: vampires, ghosts, elves, ladies with bionic arm or legs and such. So I'm not interested in playing furry characters, centaurs, orcs, or anything of the sort. I'd prefer my partner's characters to be the same as well.

Some kinks I’d love to include are: dom/sub, ddlg, ageplay, corruption, dubcon, incest, breeding.

Any other questions or clarifications, please PM me!

SETTING & GENRES:

romance

drama

slice of life

crime (mobs, killers, etc)

apocalyptic (zombies, viruses, etc)

cyberpunk

heroes and villains

supernatural (vampires, ghosts, etc)

adventure

fantasy (monsters, mages, etc)

sci-fi

PAIRINGS:

a dd/lg dynamic of literally any pairing***

babysitter x single dad

professor x student

(step)father x (step)daughter

mobster’s daughter x bodyguard

rival gangsters

old vampire x newly-turned vampire

hero x hero

villain x villain

prostitute x rich guy

band members

band member x fan

IDEAS:

MC and YC waking up somewhere with no recollection of what happened and eventually finding out they’re in a video game.

I honestly also wanna do an RP that involves pregnancy. Whether it’s accidental, or on purpose. A slice-of-life setting, or our characters belonging to a dying alien race so they need to breed–anything, really.

A plot where MC is an evil version of Superman, and she murders or terrorizes people or cities ruthlessly. Then she meets YC whom she makes a connection with, and he makes her feel safe and ‘quells’ her evil urges basically. I just wanna RP something where YC pacifies MC into submission. Whether your character is a good guy, or a villain too who just wants MC to behave in some way–it’s all up to you.

I’m also a sucker for any pairing where YC is in a position of power, or any sort of mentor x student type of thing. Smart characters who know how to lead are sexy!

I kinda wanna do an RP based on A7X's song A Little Piece of Heaven, just minus the necrophilia. YC would kill MC for whatever reason, believing in his own fucked up little head that he did it out of love for her. Whether he poisons her, or gets her cursed or whatever you choose. But then it turns out, he didn't actually get to completely kill her, because days later she returns from the dead as a vampire. Obviously MC is super angry about what YC did to her, so she gets revenge and kills him too, and now he's also a vampire himself. Eventually they realise they only have each other and they can't live (that's heel-arious) without one another. And then we can just take it from there! Maybe the witch who YC approached for the curse was actually an evil conqueror who's trying to create an army of vampires and now she's after both of them, or maybe there's other creatures in our story like werewolves or fairies... Just wherever our story takes us!

FANDOMS:

Life is Strange

X-Men

Apex Legends

The Last of Us

Venom

WANTED FACECLAIMS:

Tom Hardy (I’d love you forever if you gave me him)

Mike Vogel

Michael Fassbender

Robert Downey Jr

Henry Cavill

Tye Sheridan

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Joaquin Phoenix

Jack Lowden

These are only a few of the ideas I can think of right now so, of course, I’m also open to suggestions. The worst I can do is say no, right? My inbox is always open!

[newscheckz]

RED FLAGS YOU CAN SEE IN A JOB INTERVIEW AS A WARNING!

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RED FLAGS YOU CAN SEE IN A JOB INTERVIEW AS A WARNING!

These are different real situations gathered from social media families from their experiences while attending a job interview.

From their experiences, they say if you see below signs, it is high time you respect yourself and move on. We believe these information could help someone avoid toxic workplaces early in the interview process.

1. Keeping a candidate waiting for too long without making them comfortable. It shows the value the business leaders places in people. 2. Interview interruptions, either from external members of staff or the interviewers always excusing themselves to take a phone call. 3. Pestering the candidate as though you are trying to show them how much they do not know. 4. Interviews being postponed severally or taking too long to be set after the initial conversation is a sure red flag, 5. Impromptu Interviews, eg, being called this morning for an afternoon Interview. It is not necessarily evil, but it should be a red flag of disorganization that shall affect your employee experience in the long run. 6. Interviewees speaking to each other, in their mother-tongue in between your interview.

My story I went for a job induction at an LG electronics dealership and the manager there who I guess wanted me to feel his authority came and told me, ‘ unajua hatujajuana vizuri, akasema wait kidogo I will be back so that we get to know each other.That manager harassed me sana that day by just telling me to take a scenario where am selling a tv on phone then sell it to an employee who was there, I gave it try and it was not to his liking. Kupewa lecture ikafuata for long then akauliza an employee there if nimefunzwa how to respond to such things wakasema bado but they will teach me. The whole day huyo manager tu alikua ananiita ananiambia imgn you are selling a tv ,sell it to this employee. After unaambiwa enda, then unaitwa tena unaambiwa imagine you are selling a tv sell it to now a different employee. Niliharasiwa hivo the whole day hadi nikauzia Kila employee kwa hiyo place scenarios za tv, I felt like a mono joining form one. Hapo nikaloose hope na hiyo kazi

When they give you those “interview assignments” in the name of testing your skills beware. Most want interviewers to give them ideas and work plans then they will go ahead and use it and not hire any interviewers. I got such a job interview and told them due to time I can only do part of the task to show them my skills and thought process. I did the bare minimum but gave it my all. They later followed up that my work was unique and if I can give more details. I told them I got other engagements and I would appreciate if they could give me feedback of the interview from my work and the oral interview. They wrote back saying they can’t hire me at the moment but if I could be interested in giving them more details they would appreciate it. I ignored them coz I knew they were users. You work for them for free in the name of “it’s an interview process.” Pass me with that sh*t! I prepared a whole recruitment strategy for them. Their mzungu called wanting to get more information on what I had written, I gladly explained and that was the end. There was actually an online petition to make them stop interviewing people for ideas and never hiring them. One Acre Fund is good at this. They advertise one position daily only for ideas from candidates and will NEVER hire them.

Look at the shoes of the employees from the gate to the interview room. You’ll learn a lot about the company. Viatu if the salary is low they’ll will be very well dressed but with cheaper shoes, Most people with Low income can rarely budget for a decent pair of shoes… I’ve used it severally, not only for interviews but even in marketing. When approaching a company for a deal I look at the shoes of every person I meet. If most have decent shoes the deal normally goes through if not they people you’ll meet at the office will have very little regard of what you are selling and theur clients…. That thing works like it’s yesterday… There is a firm I found most employees had very nice but cheaper shoes and some had torn ones at the gate, yet the director wore imported designer sandals… By the time I got to talk to him I already knew his answer. Problem is his firm is based on out look, I.e they are in the service industry yet he had invested so little in his employees… Honey, I work for a leather company and am in leather footwear sales…. I know a good shoe by looking at it…If your employees can afford nor to recycle good leather shoes with a quality sole (can even start from 1000/= but with a good sole from 2500/=) then they are paid well. On the same note, you can spot an overworn Leather shoe anywhere. .. Ata viatu za punch, You need like 5 to maintain a good look throughout the week… If a shoe is overworn you’ll know…

  Once upon a time(not so long ago) a certain hotel on Mombasa road called and asked if I could attend an interview, I told them I was not interested as I was already working elsewhere…..they were insistent and I opted against my better judgement and went for the interview. They wasted 3hrs, and they had no courtesy of keeping us informed on what’s going on. I went to the Ass. H.R and asked her to give me my c.v which they had from earlier application, she politely did, asked her to go to their system and delete my profile as a viable candidate and to never contact me and I left. The following day they had the nerve to call me and asked why I left……..I just hang up on them.

  Business people interviewing young businessman in office

Always inquire about the employee turnover….. No matter how nice the boss sounds as you step in, this might just be a way to win you then use you. I joined a UK-based company in 2018, remote working with staff all over…. First as a backoffice supervisor and in two months I was promoted to asst.PM. Senior PM was an Indian lady based in Abu Dhabi. I used to find too many collisions on calls between her and the boss and I thought she was the issue. In 5months I was promoted to senior pm and she was fired. In short, by the time I resigned after two years, the company had lost 8 senior employees, most just resigned out of frustration. So, just note that if the turnover is high, you’ll either take too much shit or the job won’t be there for too long!

There is this lucrative job offer I got with some tea company..so the day we went to discuss the offer and sign off the contract tukamalizana vizuri with the then to be my boss..He asked me when I would report nikamuambia in a months time…same response I gave in the interview akasema okay..kuenda kwa Hr a kiuk lady..aliniongelesha matope ati you are doing nothing at home yet u need one month to report ati people would give anything to be in your place blabla.. I told her the fact that am not employed doesn’t mean I have notjing else running mayoooo tantrums ati ohh ama u think ur husbanda money is soo sufficient etc..i just told her am sorry I will not take the job anymore!alibaki kinywa wazi..she kept on calling to ask if I had had a rethink nikamuambia ? Rita, know your worth dear..utafika hapo tuu…always remember apart from being a job seeker you are a HUMAN BEING that should be treated with dignity…nothing less..You can imagine the baggage I would deal with coz she already had a formed mentality about me…Mark you I had not applied for the job someone referred me sue to work experience

  “Willing to work long-hours and under pressure” on the JD. Won’t even bother applying.

Politely ask how many people have quit the team that’s trying to hire you in the last year. If it’s more than 1, there’s probably a good reason. High staff-turnover is a huge redflag. Run!!

Boss shouting and/or being rude to the teagirl. Also watch the other workers. If they shrink at the boss’ sight, run.

Being delayed at the interview eg you are scheduled to be interviewed at 9am and come 11am you are still waiting worse still if no explanation is being given to you

If he/she tells you that there’s no fixed work schedule (yet the arrival time is fixed), or no fixed job description, just know you’ll be misused thoroughly. Also if you are told a story about how the employee you are meant to replace quit without notice…

I once attended an interview and at some point the panel started discussing something in their native language, in my presence yet am not a Dutch??, really disrespectful i knew i didn’t belong there

No organization will treat you better than they do at the interview. If it’s off then, it’s off.

So many years back, I went for an interview and had this guy smoking in the interview room. The oral went on for more than an hour and the guy was now chain smoking in the interview room. I excused myself from the interview and went home.

Show up at the interview scheduled time…. interviewer running late up to two hours and no explanation is given

  the workers look stressed, and underpaid, not smartly dressed…..and if you happen to ask there is a high rate of employees leaving and new ones being recruited….jua iko shida

  You go for an entry level job Interview you meet more than 10 panelists.. Honestly for a simple reception job why need such a crowd..yet they have shortlisted more than 20 candidates..that’s a scaam

An organization that keeps on hiring (for same positions) indicates a high level of staff turnover.

If u want to gauge how serious an organization is, read the body language of the security guard n the receptionist!!! If they appear demoralized n dejected, my friend, run.

The type of questions they ask.. one male interviewer kept asking about my personal life e.g “if you say you are not married then are you dating?” And you said you have children, where is their dad?” Questioning for an Administrative position.!!!! I answered like this like this coz I was already pissed..

Reading the comments…this is the way to go..Don’t entertain bullshit..know your worth..Don’t ever look desperate and have confidence .

The best one I went the boss offered me lunch as we discussed my experience and job description. I got the job…I salute that gentleman.

I went for an interview ,fikad there early that time it’s in inda,around 9 it’s when 3 men came with mud all over their shoes ,the supposed directors,instead of apologising for being late one of them told me in kikuyu “mbũra ĩrĩa yũrĩte limurũ”….I knew it was my time to leave…..

I went for an interview once ,the interview which was scheduled for 2pm started at 5pm. Prior to that,us interviewees had been sent a form to sign that we would forfeit 50% of our first salary because we had used an agency, which wasn’t true because all of us had been shortlisted from a career fair. I had been jobless for a while but I knew there was no way we would work peacefully. I did the interview as a formality,counted my fare and time loss and trusted God for better opportunities.

Attended an interview hapa tu Mombasa road ,I was asked my tribe on the questionnaire and there was an interview room which was a red flag for me ,it meant people were either getting fired all the time or they quit all the time . After the interview , I was informed by somebody on the inside that they don’t take luos because wako na malalamishi mingi and luhyas because wanapenda kuenda leave na matanga kila weekend. They only take kikuyu and merus because they are hardworking.

  I went for an interview with some garbage collection organization based in mukuru, Kwa gate napatana na matope mob, then the guy I was to converse with was missing and sent his colleague to sit in for him, the guy I think called John looked tired and not interested and at the same time lacked interview skills. From the looks hao ata mshahara wangesema 35k for a HRO position. Those are the kind of jobs I don’t regret not getting

1.”Why do you think this is the job for you?” ( The interview process is for the candidate to learn if they also want to work for you) 2. “What’s your weakness?” (This question is just dumb)

Any company that has a relative to the owner working in a powerful position…..RUN

When employees are speaking in their vernacular languages kwa reception.. Wamama wanauziana bras hapo reception.. I am kinda glad i failed that interview. Alafu interviewers kukaa as if they are being forced to be there.

After the interview,If they tell you “Don’t call us,we will call you” Jipatie shugli and carry on with your life.That call will never come.

Ask what’s the company’s Employee Value Proposition, if the HR has none, take off!! The value a company offers to employees in return for the value they bring to the organization. This is the compensation and benefits from the employer in exchange for the employees skills, experience and productivity. This is a HR plan that determins rentation or loss of talent. If theres none – hapo ni Pata Potea Organisation…

At my job interview yesterday the MD said to me, why do you think i should give you this job?

i said, because my friend Mwangi works in your IT department, and he told me you’re fucking his sister.

???????

When they ask you(a lady) Are u married, do u have children, how many children do u have…& especially when the questions come in quick succession..They don’t want an employee wakuenda martenity ama wakushinda akisema ‘my baby is unwell’.

I was invited for an interview, The Ladies kept asking me if I’m married…one time… two times… third time they got into my veins and I asked them if they are married themselves ?Then they asked for a Three hundred thousand bribe…I told them if I had that money I wouldn’t be sitted There answering questions cz I don’t like questions anyway.Next day I was called to go start the Job

Dirty toilets,no thank you…I always make sure to visit the toilets

Alot of luhyas and kambas very toxic work place ???95% of kambas are the worst people to work with. The two tribes are snitches..will laugh with you but things they tell the boss behind your back…Kambas are sycophants, if they are colleagues unacheza chini, wasikuelewe, afadhali luhyas unajua livelive ni mchochezi, kambas can confuse you ??????????No wonder kaoz were long distance traders…kusambaza tu mushene na kujipendekeza kwa wadosi ..

A lady panelist asked what my family planning plans were.they were tired of female employees coz they have to go for maternity leave..saa hio am newly married ata nilishindwa la ku sema…afterwards they sent me a mail that I was the successful applicant two days letter they withdrew the offer wakasema they will let me know in due cause if I will be employed or not…useless organization..nkt..

I went for an interview at Faulu, it was going well till I was asked, “are you saved?” I said, no but I’m a Catholic. That’s where the interview ended.

You two fat women. I have never forgotten how you looked at me like I’m Jezebel. ????

If you see the job adverts ama your interviewer asks you whether you can work for under pressure ama for long hours wewe hepa tu. Hapo utafanya more than the standard 9 hours and most likely hutapata any overtime

We’ve shared experiences on toxic workplaces. Kindly share the different red flags you’ve seen at a job interview. This could help someone avoid toxic workplaces early in the interview process.

[steroidusr]

pokemon reborn part 1: go in with a bang

Please be advised that this game contains some light screen-flashing sequences, and mature content that may be unsettling to some individuals. Please stay safe when playing!

hoo boy, "stay safe everyone" is always a great sign

there was some sort of warning at the start but it went by way too fast for me to read it

oh. whoops. that looks kinda nice though...

i'll live

the most important part of any pokemon game: choosing a hideous frame. this game even lets you choose two!

ok enough fucking around, let's do this shit

then youre asked to choose from six character portraits (and you choose your gender separately, which is kinda neat)

uh... this spriting is... uh... hm.

there's even a nonbinary gender option. Good Shit

i'm going with edgy cynthia for now (so i have something to do until my tablet pen charges)

the station guy talks to you about how much reborn city fucking sucks for some reason

hey, it's all the other player characters

apparently this character is named after the game's creator, amethyst. ...baro 2.0?

ah, yes... of course... the incident

?!

i think this train is haunted

AND THEN THE FUCKING TRAIN EXPLODES

GHOST HAT DUDE BLEW UP THE TRAIN I GUESS???

so i guess "choose your player character" here means "choose who lives and who dies in a fucking explosion". pokemon!

then another character shows up and baro immediately accuses her of terrorism

i think i hate her

PEOPLE DIED, JULIA

so baro 2.0 confirms it was a terrorist attack, then leaves because the perp might still be nearby then we have to talk to... SIGH...

yeah, i noticed

certain yes/no questions apparently have some actual bearing on the plot later on, and this is one of them so, uh... audience participation time...?

oh... great...

you can actually switch between emerald, r/s, fr/lg, and d/p/p fonts. ...i can barely read that blue text

btw, maybe it's just my computer, but this is laggy as fuck. "quick walk" my ass

the cops nearby are loudly discussing the attack. anyway...

watch your fucking language

watch your-- yeah there's gonna be a lot of this

oh...

oh, the music suddenly changed

COME ON DOWN TO REBORN TOWN EVERYONE

this is the douchiest roadblock ive ever seen

i thought this was a path because it looks the same as the ground, but it's a wall

but i-- wh--

where the fuck am i supposed to go then???

i walked all the way back and forth before realizing im supposed to go up here

i thought THIS was a wall...

not yet, but im working on it

the girl introduces herself as victoria and says she's a friend of ame's. she takes you inside, and suddenly the game isnt lagging anymore

so it was the rain effects my computer doesnt like, i guess

edgy cynthia took so long to trudge over here that theyve already caught the terrorist

and here we are at last

there are TWENTY-ONE starters to choose from in this game

theyre arranged on color-coded tables according to type, and from left to right in "the order they were discovered" (meaning g1 -> g7)

victoria's a little disappointed because she wanted a litten too (good taste!), but fortunately ame has extras

she heads upstairs, and...

oh sweet jesus it's j.akira 2.0 to match baro 2.0

then he challenges you to a battle

"pretty"

he sends out a nidoran. let's set it on fire

:|

at least he has the courtesy of showing us where the pokemon center is

oh right, we were supposed to be waiting for her

:|

NO

then ame tells Pretty Boy Cain to go with her to get registered, and--

STOP

so now we're battling victoria, who uses the same battle theme. two rivals!

she really did choose a litten too, but ours has intimidate >:3c

it takes longer since we couldnt use ember spam, but we win again

cain comes back, leaves, and we get a pokedex, pokegear, and running shoes

oh right, of course, the bombing

victoria gives us some pokeballs. i like victoria

she gives us some advice too, then takes off

so now that we can use the running shoes, i can say... the controls are kind of ass

you have to hold space to run, but if youre facing a person, hitting space talks to them instead

so you have to either MAKE SURE youre not facing anything interactable, THEN press space, or press the arrows first. it's kind of a nitpick but it's annoying

also: the running animation just looks like she's walking fast while leaning forward. ...i'll have to fix that

oh wait, you can press S to autorun (auto fast walk). i guess that works.