#countryhumor

[caitmillyred]

Meet Ferdinand, My Charming Neighbor!

"My gorgeous Milly! What a surprise. You get prettier every time I see you, y'know? Like ten sows in a stinky mud bath!" (My neighbor has a unique way with compliments, but they always make me laugh.)

I told him about the photoshoot, and he responded with a chuckle, "Well, ain't that somethin'! Hope ya don't forget 'bout us little folks when ya become a big ol' supermodel superstar, travelin' the world!"

Ferdinand assured me not to worry, saying he'd take care of everything. Ferdinand is not only my neighbor but also the landowner. He made a fortune with truffles and bought all the land around the forest with his wealth.

More exciting updates to come! Stay tuned! 

[ctrywhttrsh]

[ginakent]

Welp, if the shoe fits 🤷🏾‍♀️ This is the equivalent of someone from the country saying, “Well bless your little heart.“ 😂😂😂 Don’t come for me. #loveyouanyway #readbetweenthelines #humor #sundayhumor #laughoutloud #blackhumor #countryhumor (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ZZPiOBW_s/?igshid=10mp1q6wgi38z

[cindyism-blog]

BUSIER than a FANS hand, WITH a FOAM finger, during THE fall FOOTBALL season

Cindyism

[dirtbettydesigns]

Found this little #CountryHumor gem. #dirtbetty #georgestrait #humor #texas #exes

[jamesrobertwebb]

Hey @shaholcomb before there were #memes we had this. 😊#newoldschool #countrylife #countryhumor (at 54 Country)

[makennamaryssamahaney]

"some FOLKS could BITE into a RACK of RIBS, without ever GREASING their GUMS" (they have a bigmouth) God bless us all

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[ctrywhttrsh]

[cindyism-blog]

“I am BUSIER than THE class CLOWN at THE town CIRCUS, inside the FUN house” Amen

Cindyism

[zoepoze]

Sitting🙇 in the Oval Office 🚽 trying to get this meeting adjourned 🏁💩💨🙊 #CountryAccent #DutyCalls #NoToiletPaper #CountryHumor #zoepoze #CountryZoePoze

[ctrywhttrsh]

[cindyism-blog]

"I am BUSIER than a WOODPECKER, at THE local LUMBER yard" God bless us all

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[cindyism-blog]

"We are BUSIER than a MEXICAN restaurant, on TACO Tuesday" God bless us all

Www.thepawningplanners.com

[cindyism-blog]

"UNEDUCATED advice IS as WORTHLESS as a CONCRETE ceiling, on a SHOTGUN house, AND as WELCOME as a DUST storm, on a TRAIL drive"

Www.thepawningplanners.com

[cindyism-blog]

"Don't GET so BUSY financing your FUTURE, that you FORGET to ENJOY, your EXISTENCE" God bless us all

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[cindyism-blog]

"IGNORANCE will often MASQUERADE as ARROGANCE, however INTUITION will SEE through the MASK, before the DANCE is OVER"

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