#countryhumor

[caitmillyred]

Meet Ferdinand, My Charming Neighbor!

"My gorgeous Milly! What a surprise. You get prettier every time I see you, y'know? Like ten sows in a stinky mud bath!" (My neighbor has a unique way with compliments, but they always make me laugh.)

I told him about the photoshoot, and he responded with a chuckle, "Well, ain't that somethin'! Hope ya don't forget 'bout us little folks when ya become a big ol' supermodel superstar, travelin' the world!"

Ferdinand assured me not to worry, saying he'd take care of everything. Ferdinand is not only my neighbor but also the landowner. He made a fortune with truffles and bought all the land around the forest with his wealth.

More exciting updates to come! Stay tuned! 

[ctrywhttrsh]

[ginakent]

Welp, if the shoe fits 🤷🏾‍♀️ This is the equivalent of someone from the country saying, “Well bless your little heart.“ 😂😂😂 Don’t come for me. #loveyouanyway #readbetweenthelines #humor #sundayhumor #laughoutloud #blackhumor #countryhumor (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ZZPiOBW_s/?igshid=10mp1q6wgi38z

[cindyism-blog]

BUSIER than a FANS hand, WITH a FOAM finger, during THE fall FOOTBALL season

Cindyism

[dirtbettydesigns]

Found this little #CountryHumor gem. #dirtbetty #georgestrait #humor #texas #exes

[jamesrobertwebb]

Hey @shaholcomb before there were #memes we had this. 😊#newoldschool #countrylife #countryhumor (at 54 Country)

[therealchangeandgrow]

An inopportune moment for Santa? I could make all kinds of remarks about country life and living in the sticks...but this is just country humor. A 🏡 on a winding mountain road outside of Boonsboro, MD, sets up this fake Santa in an outhouse every year. An original, though in-the-box, take on Christmas decorating. #christmas #santa #santaintheouthouse #outhouse #countryhumor #christmasdecorations #bathroomhumor #politicallycorrect #politicallyincorrect #boonsboro #boonsboromd #washingtoncounty #maryland

[makennamaryssamahaney]

"some FOLKS could BITE into a RACK of RIBS, without ever GREASING their GUMS" (they have a bigmouth) God bless us all

Www.thepawningplanners.com

[natfinn]

Me: you didn't just make a #corny joke, did you? OldOldMan: Just remember who's buying you lunch and taking you to the bus. #cornfield #countryhumor

[camoqueenbook-blog]

I wish there were something that made me as giddy as a school girl on a daily basis as hunting and fishing does for him. Yes, I have hobbies I love. I even enjoy going fishing and camping. I have to admit though, there’s nothing I would repeatedly get up for every weekend at 4 a.m., freeze to death, rub my body down in estrus stink, snort and snuffle like a wild animal in public, spend every spare cent I have on a new camouflage pattern, or be willing to eat gas station corn dogs day in, day out. 

[ctrywhttrsh]

[cindyism-blog]

“I am BUSIER than THE class CLOWN at THE town CIRCUS, inside the FUN house” Amen

Cindyism

[zoepoze]

Sitting🙇 in the Oval Office 🚽 trying to get this meeting adjourned 🏁💩💨🙊 #CountryAccent #DutyCalls #NoToiletPaper #CountryHumor #zoepoze #CountryZoePoze

[taylalaaa]

😱😱😂

[funnythingsilike-blog]

[diagonna-blog]

Lol. We have a dog who has to relearn this every day.