#counselor ridley

[catella-ars]

Pretty sure there was more art to this but uhhh here’s some contextless “Ridley and Cam discover they share an ex” and Keid and Zen wondering what their problem is idk

[absencesrepetees]

the counselor (ridley scott, 2013)

[thecinematicshots]

[laserpinksteam]

Film after film: The Counselor (dir. Ridley Scott, 2013)

An enjoyable, misogynist, and ultra-violent caricature of a film with deliciously over-the-top performances, particularly from Diaz, who has a golden tooth and a cheetah tattoo on her back, far up to her neck. Its only element that makes me angry is Cruz's character, who, just like the actress, doesn't deserve this shit.

[cinemajunkie70]

[musewithemoon]

Hypnotic pleasure In abstinence since that night, of lust, fire and possession, when our bodies joined in that room. I'm so lost and addicted to feeling you on fire heat. While you brushed my skin, I surrendered to your desires and I turned into your honey. I felt you so deep that I got lost in your eyes. With my eyes of delight I looked at you and hypnotized you, I took you non-stop to the confines of pleasure. Bathed in the elixir of passion, I embraced your love. Wrapped in your hands in a thousand ways I sighed. You took me to explore the infinite of pleasure

Penélope Cruz in The Counselor 2013 dir. Ridley Scott

[self-insert-hell]

F/O List!

Main Romantic

Julian Devorak (The Arcana)

#leeching love❤️

Nadia Satrinava (The Arcana)

#a royal romance💜

Mettaton Ex (Undertale)

#love machine 🩷

David and Gwen (Camp Camp)

#camp counselor cuties 🌲

Dr. Flug (Villainous)

#more than chemistry 🧪

Penumbra (Villanous)

#nightshade lovers 🌑

Grelle Sutcliff (Black Butler)

#death’s red kiss 💋

Verosika Mayday (Helluva Boss)

a succubus’ prey 💘

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel YT Pilot)

the love song on the radio 📻

(Note: This tag is purely for my self indulgent stuff! My “official” ship with Alastor is a QPR (aroace x aroace). Plus, I’m on the aroace spectrum irl anyways and I like writing both realistic and unrealistic stuff. Sometimes I just get too hyperfiaxted on a character and may want to self indulge here and there. At the end of the day, Alastor is aroace (romance and sex repulsed) no matter what. It’s why I made a separate tag as I want to respect aroace representation. Also, the tag is for anyone who wants to block it as well.)

Minor Romantic F/O’s

Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)

#great minds think alike 🪬

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

#love gets weird 💛

Angeldust (Hazbin Hotel)

#addicted to you 💗

Howell Wizard (Bee and Puppycat)

#prince beauty ✨

Familial

Jack and Sally Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

#my little pumpkin 🎃

Scary Godmother & Company (Scary Godmother 1 & 2)

#familiar spirits 👻

Snow Miser, Heat Miser, and Mother Nature (The Year Without Santa Claus)

#family forecast 🌈

Portia Devorak and Mazelinka (The Arcana)

#the devoraks 🔸

Pines Family (Gravity Falls)

#the mystery family ❓

The Wizard Siblings (Bee and Puppycat)

#welcome to the wizards 🪄

Eddie, Frank, Howdy, Barnaby, Poppy

(Welcome Home)

#a family sitcom 😆

Toriel (Undertale/Deltarune)

#home is where the pie is 🥧

Kris and friends (Deltarune)

#siblings unite ⚔️

Platonic

Muriel of the Kokuri (The Arcana)

Sebastian Michaelis, Mey Rin, Finnian, Bard Roy, Tanaka, and Undertaker (Black Butler)

Puppycat and Neighbors (Bee and Puppycat)

Demencia and 505 (Villanous)

Soos Ramirez (Gravity Falls)

Charlie Morningstar and Niffty (Hazbin Hotel YT Pilot)

Brett Hand, Andre Lee, Myc, GiGi (Inside Job)

Frisk, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Napstablook, BurgerPants, W.D Gaster (Undertale)

Seam and Spamton (Delatarune)

Julie Joyful and Sally Starlet (Welcome Home)

QueerPlatonic

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel YT Pilot)

On the Air 🎙️

Asra Alzanar (The Arcana)

#the magician’s apprentice 🔮

Bee (Bee and Puppycat)

#beehive buddies 🐝

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)

#darling dearest 🍎

Potential F/O’s

Steven Universe

Pink Pearl, Spinel, Steven, Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

The mane six, discord, and muffins/derpy hooves/ditzy doo

OK KO

Proffesor Venomous and Boxman

Ace Attorney

Phoenix Wright, Maya Fey, and Miles Edgeworth

The Amazing Digital Circus

Main cast

BigTop Burger

Main cast

FYI: I’m anti-viv. I just like the pilot.

[soitsashowpodcast]

ep. 139: I'm sorry if you thought we had some kind of deep Thelma and Louise thing going

Sorry if you thought we had a deep Rory and Lorelai thing—because we totally do! We're holding hands as we drive straight into our newest pop culture ref, the 1991 crime classic Thelma & Louise. What does this movie have to say about female friendships? What did we think of THAT ending? And is Rory totally a Thelma?

We Wholeheartedly Recommend: The Sound of Music Sing-Along, Persuasion by Jane Austen

Other pop culture we ref: Hart to Hart, Frank Sinatra, Madonna, Happy Gilmore, Alien, Holes

LISTEN TO THE EP

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MORE ABOUT THELMA & LOUISE

TCM entry

"The Death of Thelma and Louise," Slate.com (2022)

"Every Ridley Scott Movie Ranked, from The Martian and Napoleon to The Counselor and House of Gucci," IndieWire.com (2023)

"Brad Pitt Movies: 26 Greatest Films Ranked Worst to Best," GoldDerby.com (2023)

"Partners in Crimes: Film's Finest Female Dynamic Duos," AVClub.com (2024)

[nicklloydnow]

“Trying to explain what makes Blood Meridian a masterpiece is like trying to describe Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 using only semaphore – you’re really best just finding out for yourself. That might not be the easiest task given how daunting Blood Meridian can appear (especially for those unfamiliar with McCarthy’s refined, almost biblical, prose that shuns most punctuation), but those willing to persevere will find a powerful tale comparable to the epics of Shakespeare and Melville. The novel tells the story of an unnamed runaway (referred to only as "the kid") who joins a group of scalp hunters operating on the United States-Mexico border during the 1840s. While they initially do this for just reasons – protecting the local communities from pillaging Apache tribes – this soon gives way to bloodthirsty and fatalistic behavior that leaves a trail of bodies in their wake, heroes and villains alike. McCarthy utilizes their nihilistic crusade to explore a range of topics including religion, warfare, and the nature of man – all told via some of the most poetic writing ever committed to the page.

(…)

But despite these issues, Hollywood has shown an almost psychotic interest in adapting Blood Meridian. And despite these issues, it’s easy to see why. The high esteem that both Blood Meridian and Cormac McCarthy are held in would inevitably make it one of the most talked about films of the year, and were a director able to find that illusive sweet spot that translated its horrific beauty into the language of cinema, there’s no reason why it couldn’t be one of the most acclaimed too. The phenomenal success of No Country for Old Men – the winner of four Oscars including Best Picture and Best Director, and now revered as one of the 21st century’s greatest films – will only have spurred on this insatiable desire. Unmade screenplays are reportedly so common in L.A. they could wallpaper every house in Pasadena, and their continued existence appears to have turned Blood Meridian into a sinister rite of passage for any aspiring screenwriter. We’ll never know for certain how many times Hollywood has tried (and failed) to make Blood Meridian, but a few have since come to light.

(…)

Indeed, it was this exact problem that killed most potential adaptations, such as a version spearheaded by Ridley Scott in the mid-2000s. Alongside his Kingdom of Heaven scribe William Monahan, Scott – never a director who had much time for compromise – intended to go all in with the novel’s violence, resulting in a gore-heavy rendition that sounds more akin to a horror film than a revisionist western. “It would have been rated double-X”, he later described it as – a statement that wouldn’t have brought confidence to already nervy investors. Scott did satisfy his McCarthy itch with 2013’s The Counselor (his only original screenplay to also get the feature-film treatment), a wordy and often bewildering watch that feels closer to an audiobook than a truly cinematic experience. Its mixed reception had McCarthy scholars breathing a sigh of relief that he was never able to make Blood Meridian, but considering how Kingdom of Heaven also mixed historical fact and speculative fiction to craft a nuanced character study amidst the backdrop of harrowing warfare, perhaps he would have been the ideal choice.

(…)

But then again, what does that term even mean? If “unfilmable” novels like Dune, Life of Pi, and Cloud Atlas can leap between mediums, why couldn’t the same also be done with Blood Meridian? McCarthy himself has rejected the idea that his opus is destined to remain on the page forever, admitting that while it would be “very difficult to do”, there’s no reason why someone “with a bountiful imagination and a lot of balls” couldn’t get it done. The simple truth is that Blood Meridian isn’t unfilmable, it’s just that everything that makes it a masterwork are so firmly entrenched in the written form that it would require substantial alternations to work in a new format, and it would take a brave filmmaker to start tinkering with the foundations of a certified classic. It’s inevitable that someone, someday, will make this dream a reality, at which point the internet can move on from debating if Blood Meridian is unfilmable to whether Blood Meridian should only ever be a novel. Until that day, we’ll have to tide ourselves in wild speculations. It’s not like we’re short on options.”

[grandhotelabyss]

This seems like the most reasonable take on the news. As someone who actually likes The Counselor, I think it's too bad Ridley Scott, in full Alien: Covenant mode, isn't doing it; the novel should be adapted not as a western in genre but as retrospective horror-SF. (For me on Alien: Covenant in relation to César Aira's not-totally-un-McCarthy-like Ema, the Captive, see here.)

[therasslingrob]

#264) Alien

I am pretty sure that I am going to offend the film nerds here. Any time that I feel this, I am going to use the tag #hot take on here.

Alien was too slow paced for me. I understand that it is a seminal classic that is now forty-five years old and all that, but it really didn't tickle my fancy. I liked Aliens better when I saw that.

Just like the previous four times before, I could not get into this film. I don't know if it is just the fact that Alien was made before my time (six years before my birth), the pacing, or what. I like certain parts of it, mainly the chest buster scene and the last five to ten minutes. The rest of the film, roughly 105 minutes, I feel that this film is too slow and meandering for my taste. I get that the film is trying to set up a certain claustrophobic atmosphere, but I can't get into it. I think it is probably due to being a product of its time. Maybe it is because I find it hard to get into a lot of these famous films before my era. I can't get into this, Psycho, or even the first Halloween.

There are two other films by Ridley Scott that I just cannot get into, either. Blade Runner and The Counselor being those films. I like more films by his brother Tony Scott.

That is now two classic films by Ridley Scott I have not liked. I did like his film, Matchstick Men, though. I think that has more to do with my inherent love of Nicolas Cage than Ridley Scott.

[youaresoartdeco]

April 2024

Cutting Class * (1989), dir. The Dark Side of the Sun * (1988), dir. Interview With the Vampire * (1994), dir. Ad Astra * (2029), dir. Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019), dir. Quentin Tarantino Seven Years in Tibet * (1997), dir. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), dir. David Fincher Babel * (2006), dir. By the Sea * (2015), dir. Angelina Jolie Fight Club (1999), dir. David Fincher Johnny Suede * (1991), dir. Queen of the Damned * (2002), dir. Ex Machina * (2015), dir. 12 Years a Slave * (2013), dir. Primal Fear (1996), dir. Legends of the Fall (1994), dir. Amores Perros * (2000), dir. Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019), dir. Quentin Tarantino The Killer * (2023), dir. David Fincher Anatomie d'une chute * (2023), dir. Justine Triet Spy Game * (2001), dir. Tony Scott The Suicide Squad * (2021), dir. James Gunn Thelma & Louise * (1998), dir. Ridley Scott Lolita * (1962), dir. Stanley Kubrick The Counselor * (2013), dir.

First time watching it ( * )

[heavenboy09]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To You

The Most Iconic &  Legendary All American Blonde 👱‍♂️ Haired Top Actor & Influential Of The Entertainment Industry 👏 Of The 20th Century On The Planet Today.

William Bradley Pitt was born on December 18, 1963, in Shawnee, Oklahoma, to William Alvin Pitt, the proprietor of a trucking company, and Jane Etta (née Hillhouse), a school counselor. The family soon moved to Springfield, Missouri, where he lived together with his younger siblings, Douglas Pitt (born 1966) and Julie Neal (born 1969).

He is an American actor and film producer. He is the recipient of various accolades, including two Academy Awards, two British Academy Film Awards, two Golden Globe Awards, and a Primetime Emmy Award. As a public figure, Pitt has been cited as one of the most powerful and influential people in the American entertainment industry.

Pitt first gained recognition as a cowboy hitchhiker in the Ridley Scott road film Thelma & Louise (1991). His first leading roles in big-budget productions came with the drama films A River Runs Through It (1992) and Legends of the Fall (1994). He also starred in the horror film Interview with the Vampire (1994), alongside Tom Cruise. He gave critically acclaimed performances in David Fincher's crime thriller Seven (1995) and the science fiction film 12 Monkeys (1995). The latter earned him a Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor and his first Academy Award nomination.

Pitt found greater commercial success starring in Steven Soderbergh's heist film Ocean's Eleven (2001), and reprised his role in its sequels. He cemented his leading man status starring in blockbusters such as the historical epic Troy (2004), the romantic crime film Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005), the horror film World War Z (2013), and the action film Bullet Train (2022). Pitt also starred in the critically acclaimed films Fight Club (1999), Babel (2006), The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007), Burn After Reading (2008), Inglourious Basterds (2009), The Tree of Life (2011), and The Big Short (2015). Pitt received Academy Award nominations for his performances in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) and Moneyball (2011), and he won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for playing a stuntman in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019).

In 2001, Pitt co-founded the production company Plan B Entertainment. He produced The Departed (2006), 12 Years a Slave (2013), and Moonlight (2016), all of which won the Academy Award for Best Picture, while others such as The Tree of Life (2011), Moneyball (2011), Selma (2014), and The Big Short (2015) were nominated for the award.

Pitt was named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1995 and 2000. His personal life is the subject of wide publicity. He is divorced from actresses Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Pitt has six children with Jolie, three of whom were adopted internationally.

Please Wish This Incredible & Top Academy Award Winning & Favoriteable Actor Of The Acting World 🌎 

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YOU LOVE HIM. ESPECIALLY THE LADIES. CALM DOWN NOW.

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THE 1 & ONLY

MR. WILLIAM BRADLEY PITT AKA BRAD PITT 👱‍♂️

HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU MR.  PITT & HERE'S TO MANY MORE YEARS TO COME

#BradPitt

Something tells me alot of women are going to be Liking and Reblogging This post by the time I wake up in the morning lol 😆 Keep your Pants On Ladies.

[movieconsumer]

Napoleon

This is a late post, I left for an extended trip right after this and I am only now circling back to write about the film. Ridley Scott has usually been a reliable indicator for me that I should be seeing a film, but there have been some that just did not interest me to begin with (Exodus Gods and Kings and The Counselor come to mind as films I deliberately skipped). I am a bit of a history buff…