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Whenever someone annoys me in a conversation, i tend to use a really sweet and patient voice when replying to them, as if i were talking to an annoying, not very bright child
Today i used that voice on a dude who is basically a boss of my manager because he asked me a dumb question in an accusatory tone and i got annoyed
I have no defense other than ive never interacted with him before and didnt immediately recognize his name in the meeting lmao
#c*rny posts#he asked a dumb question in an accusatory tone. he go answered as if he was a dumb child#looking back its so funny#i answered his somewhat technical question in the sweetest most patient tone and explained my answer as if he has never seen-#-that technical tool before. he is a head of the technology department#im not scoring points with him lmfao#whatever#dont accuse me of dumb stuff and i wont speak to you like a dumb child#the meeting was dumb too btw#i dont know why they thought it necessary to organize it#they wanted me to talk about working on projects for a particular client. i havent worked on anything for that client in months#and all the knowledge i have is compiled into a detailed instruction#everyone had access to the instructions waaay prior#couldve been an email#honestly im puzzled as to why he was in the meeting at all. waste of everyones time and probably especially his
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Thinking….. thinking of yandere noritoshi
me too....
Noritoshi is suspicious of you at the worst of times. The same faint crease on his brow always appears when he's trying to hide being bothered by something.
This time? Because you've been focusing on your phone rather than him for a little bit too long...... He trusts you, of course he does! its just, he doesn't trust others. What if you end up talking with somebody for too long and they try whisking you away?
Obviously it's most likely nothing and you're enjoying your time doing who knows what on the phone that he's not allowed to check because you told him he couldn't no matter how many times he asked. Noritoshi still stares at your phone intensely when its sitting somewhere, itching to take a quick peek.. it'll be harmless, you don't even have to know!
Yet, his mind wanders to the possibility of getting caught. He'd rather spear arrows through his palm than be gazed at with disapproval by you. Its only natural to have privacy, he tells himself. So, begrudgingly, Noritoshi obeys and watches you on the stupid little phone.
The phone that contains a lot of mindless entertainment and important files. The same phone that holds a lot of personal information you keep to yourself. The same damn phone he's been itching to get his hands on ever since you began smiling at the device.
Why aren't you showing him what's so funny? Oh, right, because he could care less. All he cares about is that your attention is off of him and onto something else that could easily lead you to interact with someone else. It becomes too much and he acts emotionally, tilting the phone down and confronting you. It's not an accusation, just a question. Tell him he's wrong, he's almost begging you to tell him he's wrong. He just wants your attention again, so forgive him if he acts irrational. He'll make up for it, he promises.
Though, if you're alright with Noritoshi looking through your phone, his looming shadow over your shoulder will be a common occurrence every time you turn on your device. He might as well stop using his own with how much he likes holding onto yours. It's just to help you carry your things, of course. He's so gentlemanly isn't he? Go on, praise him!
#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#yandere noritoshi x reader#yandere kamo noritoshi x reader#yandere noritoshi kamo x reader#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#looks fondly at the jealous post i have yet to fully write in my drafts..#sighs whistfully#this post is sponsored by casetify. just kidding but youll need it if you dont have a case. he probably got you one for this very occasion.#btw you couldve been on tiktok or looking at emails or some shit and noritoshi would still overthink abt it#why are you watching other men? yes he knows its a youtube video but answer the question...#oh and he wants to hold onto your phone for you bc it means you'd have to focus on him for entertainment#and hed know why you're using your phone if you ask him for it.. a little controlling but it's only bc he wants all of you all of the time#needy bitch he's amazing#null rot#cloaked cult member
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I HAVE TO LISTEN TO STORM AND A SPRING TO CHECK THE SYLLABLE COUNTS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO FINICKY AND IT’S JUST LIKE. FUCK MIND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN SONG SO FUCKING CONVOLUTED TO TRANSLATE COULDN’T YOU HAVE JUST CRIED IN A CORNER OR SOMETHING. ADEMIERE ABOVE
I LOOK AT THE FUCKING SILENT EXPLOSIVES PART AND IT’S JUST LIKE MIND!!!!!!!! THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL BUT NOOOOOO I’M FORCED TO PARSE YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT THAT MEANS NOTHING. ‘[silent explosives]’ ….. FUCKING BASTARD
#sorry twiggy i just couldnt get this out of my fucking head#anyway#this couldve been an email is DESTROYING ME#twig.txt#?.txt#speaking.mp4
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college … wasted on the youth (me)
#didnt help that 2/4 yrs was covid telezoom but man.. MANNN#forgetting how impossible it is to pursue rhe degree plan u actually want (advising hell) i feel like . theres just#so many diff things i want to learn now Knowing that im more solidified in my interests and who i am and what i would be interested in doing#and like.😭RGAAAAAQH TEARING MYHAIR OUTTT every other week i have a night where im sititng there like damn i couldve been sm1 completely dif#dgmw i still rly enjoy some of the upper div classes i Did take but what if i took x and liked it more or minored in y and it led me to z#bc i do feel rly set in where i am rn which . i DO ! like it but im never gna be in that environment where u have the flexibility to explore#ykwim . i wish i had taken physics and calc srsly . i always thought i hated that shit but i like it. i like it quite a lot actually😟#or more geology .. urrghh.. sprinkle in sme extra art history . no bc thats what actu pissed me off ab school#i rmbr wanting to dual major and they straight up told me no i cant . but then i was like maybe an arts major bio minor when i wanted to do#science illustration but sry we dont offer bio minor . ok bio major arh or studio art minor . no sry not enough open spots we rly only#reserve it for when we have extra openings post admission❤️#and then even late into sophomore year u would still be last in registration so all the cool classes would be closed#and then bc of covid half that shit was cancelled bc they couldnt transfer labs online (rip comparative vertebrate anatomy)#and then by senior yr an additional collection of classes were unavailable bc u dont have the prereqs bc the prereqs were cancelled during#covid and u dont have enough semesters left to actually take it . like it was gen such an awful experience so ik why i couldnt ever do what#i wanted but .😭 AND LIKE the classes i DID enjoy like genomics or molecular genetics were closed by registration and i had to email and beg#for access . thts crazy .literally crazy .#anyways . i think i want 2 start reading textbooks bc i think thats the closest ill get LMAOO#i remember seeing my coworker read a textbook for fun one time and idk why i just didnt understand why bc it seemed so dry but i Get it now#like yeah .. u knew what was up ..#sad too that like . i could theoretically audit a course but i Work..during the day .. so sad . so sad#guys wht if i just said yes to grad school (<the devil talking.dont agree)
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Sloane only do dumb choices challenge.
This was just going to be the pics of her ignoring life but then a certain someone showed up to fuckinG EAT HER.
#gardner legacy#ch; sloane gardner#ts4 simblr#ts4 mm#ts4 edit#ts4simblr#ts4 legacy#ts4 screenies#ts4 gameplay#thanks so much for this vlad#you pos i s2g#also alana just emails ppl#she does not text or call#lives by the 'this couldve been in an email' fr
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im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐
#i was supposed to go in yesterday but um#so basically i did whatever training i was never even aware existed on a platform i was never told of#which has progress for every lil step i do so my manager literally could see i hadnt even logged on n couldve warned me any time#but never did 4 some reason. like even a days notice like heyyy have u gotta blah done n not as im abt to exit to work#BUT ANYWAYS so i tell her i got it done n shes like awesome i make new schedule (since she said we have 2 completely rid the old one#i dont get an update until 4 days later. all she did was add THREE training days (im supposed to have 6 cus it's a hard job)#on TOP of my old schedule. so i have 3 days i know are training days and then a solo day bcs that solo day was going off my old schedule#so it's like. which days do i go on then. bcs u said i cant come in at all bcs we'll have to make a completely new schedule#and then the new schedule is just. 3 added days. on top of my old one#sunday i was scheduled for training & there was No trainer scheduled with me. it was just me#sunday wasnt one of the 3 new days added. it was from the old schedule she literally told me to ignore#n then all a sudden today i get an email from someone who was supposed to be training me (name not even on the schedule tho)#n shes like hey im in the building are u lost or smthing :)?' mind u im asleep . so she probably thot she was wasting her time for a good hr#i emailed her an apology n an explanation but UGH r u fucking serious?? IF I KNEW THAT WAS A (NEW) TRAINING DAY I WOULDVE WENT#I JUST WANT TO GET USED TO THIS NEW THING & IT'S JUST GETTING FUCKED LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A BADGE YET BRO#like i was suspicious of going in sunday bcs it wouldve lined up nicely with the 3 added training days#but manager TOLD me she was adding a whole new training schedule! i double check n all she added were THREE days! thats it!#how was *i* supposed to know sunday was supposed to be 1 of those days when ive been staying at home ignoring the schedule u said 2#BCS U SAID 2. AND ALSO. THERE WAS NO TRAINER ON THE SCHEDULE.#even tho the drive is far. i wouldve driven up there today to see if i could shadow if i had known there was someone to shadow there#bcs even if i was wrong abt the day 2 come in at least i wouldnt waste my time but i didnt even know if there was someone there with a#trainer title. so i just missed a day i didnt even know i rlly had. FOR NOTHING. UGHH. I FEEL SO STUPID. I HATE MISCOMMUNICATION#im so scared of coming in now. sverybodys gonna think im dum n what if i have issues training then theyre gonna be like#we spent all this time on bro n he had all this time 2 prepare n he still sucks like damn we should just give up#i would 2 but i hate not seeing things to completion so. ugh. hate it here. idk what 2 say. EMBARRASSING#i hate miscommunications i hate feeling stupid
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i do NOT wanna go to this fuckass dorm meeting man just send an email
#what is this an office space#this meeting couldve been an email#im not there yet i dont wanna get up but theyre taking attendance
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people on here love to joke abt consuming media solely through gifsets but there really is a specific genre of tumblr popular movies where you might as well have seen the whole thing after 3-4 screenshots/gifsets/web weavings
#this is abt saltburn... but i did notice that this year a lot of pretty movies that couldve been an email are gaining traction#which is sad esp bc i do love good cinematography but like. thats not the only thing that matters#if you wanted just pretty shots you couldve made an art book and save yourself the trouble of writing a script#piksla.txt
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[camera offline] [recording in progress]
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I could’ve had this in august lads 😭
#hayden christensen#THAT COULDVE BEEN ME LOOKING INTO HIS EYES 😭😭😭😭#INSTEAD I GET AN EMAIL THAT HE CANCELLED 😭😭😭😭#oh god I am so angry and sad right now 😭😭😭😭
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samurai jack season 5 finale speedrun any% no cheats/speed total skip intro w partial skip monologue skip ensemble fight ashi early death no wedding original ending 2:18 minutes on the timer lets GOOOOOOOO
#samurai jack#video#my post#I WANTED TO SEE HOW MUCH OF THE FINALE COULD BE REDUCED TO BARE ESSENTIALS#THIS COULDVE BEEN AN EMAIL
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lol I have a parcel to pick up from a 24hr store (couldn't get home delivery bc I'm at work weekdays) and I walked all the way there and the guy was like sorry....the person who does the parcel stuff is still asleep come back in an hour or two LMAO
#good for them I guess but also maaaan. annoying cuz now ive gotta walk all the way home. and back out again later#thats like an hour of my sunday off that i couldve been playing elden ring for 😮💨#surely it cant be that difficult like its just putting a code into a computer. come on#and also they dont specify collection hours in the email they just said theyre open 24h so i can collect anytime#guess i wont be getting mail delivered there again 🙄#.diaries
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so crazy to me how they just end the stream 30 seconds after the acceptance speech. not even a kiss goodbye jesus christ
#tga23#seconding what maia says that was the most underwhelming lineup ive seen from tga so far#hideo's game is the only think that even remotely interested me and even then. whew.#anyways bg3 won so yay go team but. 100000% agree that it couldve been an email
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guess whos not going in at all this week, actually
#MY MANAGER EMAILED LIKE 2 HOURS B4 I HAD TO GO IN#she finally changed my schedule (1 day) to the night shift today#(i emailed her to be safe just kinda casually reaffirming im going in at the new time & then asking if any other shifts wanted 2 be changed#bcs that sounds great to me whstever option she goes with#she ignored that question & i get a new email from her asking if i completed a training. lets called it DOC#basically a long time ago she said 'i will send you DOC instructions soon' .. a few days pass and i get three 50 paged packets#one is called NAVIGATING DOC#im like oh ok cool that must be the DOC training shes talking abt bcs the other 2 packets were abt various trainings#NAH BRUH. APPARENTLY THE DAY IM SUPPOSED TO GO IN. SHE MESSAGES ME SOME ENTIRELY ALIEN PROGRAM#and is like 'u completed this right? cus if u didnt u cant come in today.'#LIKE?? MAYBE I WOULDA IF U SENT THE SHIT#but it's also like. dam i shouldve emailed prompting her to send what she said she would n clarifying BUT FUCK#WHY DO I GOTTA?? IM NOT THE MANAGER#she literally told me the name of the program rn thru email so i type it in and see like four hour long modules to complete#mind u i aint never even been informed a WHISPER abt this new program. nothings even labeled DOC TRAINING#but my struggle is. was i notified this?? and i just didnt see??? was i supposed to clarify with her what the DOC training was exactly??#the only thing ive heard abt doc training b4 this is 'i need to send u DOC training soon' in EMAIL. so i expected an alert#abt THE DOC TRAINING... in an EMAIL notification. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS#idk man#i dont even care bro like im busy as hell & the work is just to build clinic hours so i dont care abt the money factor#it's just like. can we get this first day jitters thing over with already?? im so over this bro#yaddayadda i emailed her an apology n ill be on that ASAP shit. but i did let her know i am basically justnnow seeing this site#n if there was any email or notif that couldve/tried to inform me of its existence 2 pls let me know / figure out how to find it#so the issue doesnt occur again & i dont have to keep botherinher which im so srry of bcs med is stress n shes just trying to get by#but still bro im a lil miffed bcs she probably thinks im stupid now and now im wondering if i AM#bcs WDYM ONLINE MODULES. AINT NOBODY SAID SH IT EVEN ABT THE EXISTENCE OF THEM!!! i wouldve pressed harder 4 clarification#if i knew it was an ONLINE MODULE i had to look out for on some randomass site i didnt even know the name of until now#instead of the EMAIL UVE BEEN 'COMMUNICATING' WITH ME ON#ARREGHHHHHHHH IM NOT STUPID. I SWEAR IM NOT STUPID FUCCK MY BAKA LIFE
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made him in js paint with my mousepad so i have an excuse to put this in his tag anyway if you are the person that recently reblogged a drawing of him captioned 'the happy smiler' you are Most Likely Shadowbanned. if you email staff support theyll fix it
#mituna captor#bright colors#i figure its just tunappreciators that would reblog fanart thats only him so im not maintagging#it couldve also been an actual spambot but i know staff does this to actual people a lot#because it happened to ME. and i was just dealing with it for like 2 years#symptoms of being shadowbanned include#being unable to reply to posts#your original posts not showing up in tags#and your reblogs and likes not showning up on the post#it does not have to be this way. personally after my email it took a week or so for it to get fixd and now i am free#im doing this for purely selfish reasons i just like looking through peoples blogs that interact with me and if theyre Ghost Notes i cant#(-<|:)= { my p0st )
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why am i going to campus for a meeting that will only last 15 minutes at most.
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