#couldn't be helped

[johaerys-writes]

i hope i’m not out of pocket if i say this reminded me of disasters!achilles <3

You are 100% CORRECT 😩🙏🙏

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

Yeah, sorry about your boyfriend, he is doomed by the narrative. Yeah, no he's going to suffer a horrible fate that will change him into an unrecognisable state. Sorry about that...

[the-bonclave]

My secret to losing 40 lbs in less than a year: Adderall. That was it. Nothing else worked. And that was the side effect.

That said, do stretches and exercise, if only so you don't pull a muscle trying to contort your body around a sleeping cat.

Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

[merrigel]

Everybody do the wenis!

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[emzurl]

Stolitz cuddles 🥹

[ponury-grajek]

rel, Shoko

[alsikeclovers]

!

[glitterstarly]

Bill getting kick out of O'Sadleys after asking for "a sixer" and starting a fight with a customer over the karaoke machine

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[painted-doe]

[theinheriteddutchess]

So...

Yes?

[lgbtlunaverse]

One thing i've run up against when dealing with fandom and characters making less than ideal choices is that people seem to treat a character's decision being sympathetic, the decision being understandable, the decision being reasonable, and it being objectively the best solution for the situation, as synonymous. When those are 4 very different things.

[galaghiel]

Both Jack and Maddie stared at him, speechless. Silence blanketed the lab, everything but Danny’s strangled crying, his hand pressed over the muzzle as if to hide it. No- to hold it still, to still the dozen wicked barbs that were digging into his tongue, probably ripping it with each sob.

a little sketch of @liketolaugh-writes amazing one-shot fanfic that you can read here

[elinordash]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x01 ・ 2x02

face pressed up against your longing

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

do you ever think that the ending of six hundred strike, actually added to the poseidon & athena beef? like i can just imagine them both in beds in apollo's olympus infirmary, just arguing with/at each other! meanwhile poor apollo is just tying to heal them both.

athena: *ranting* i've been odysseus' mentor/friend since he was a teenager! and he still didn't listen to me!

athena: i told him to put his emotions aside but noooooo, he had to let the cyclops live!

apollo: athen-

poseidon: are you forgetting he literally stabbed me? repeateDLY? WITH MY OWN TRIDENT?

apollo: poseid-

athena: *ignoring poseidon and continuing her rant* ruTHlesNEsS iS meRCy UpOn OUrseLVEs. isn't that what you said?!

poseidon: well yeah, BUT HOW WAS I TO EXPECT THAT SAD WET CAT OF A MAN WOULD BE FILLED WITH SOME FORM OF DIVINE RAGE?

apollo: please you two are gonna open your stitche-

athena: oh you deserved it. you literally showed the man his island before trapping him AND THEN you started THREATENING his wife and son? oh that was your final mistake.

poseidon: whatever! so much for you calling him a warrior of the mind. he's a monster!

athena: *wipes tear away* i know, im so proud.

apollo: *tired of their bickering & now glowing in anger* please for "dad's"sake will you two just shut up and let me heal you both?!

poseidon & athena: *shuts up immediately* o-ok

[heatherchasesyou]

I'M CRYING