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mythrianalpha · 2 years ago

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Shoutout to fever brain for giving me one of the funniest meet-cute-esque ideas. I think the context was Remus seeing a nervous Janus in Picani’s waiting room and trying to make him feel better, and Picani wondering why his next meeting hasn’t shown up despite being checked in. Totally works if ‘too incredulous to feel anxiety’ counts as a success, though I imagine most initial interactions with remus feel like getting hit with a frying pan.

“Everything alright out here?”

“We locked eyes and he saw the truth. He simply could not handle his own accursed swaglessness in the face of my fly vibes. That’s okay though; the true swag is all the branded shit we’re gonna steal from the mall at 5.”

“Did you just call me fucking swagless and invite me shoplifting?”

#sanders sides #ts remus #ts janus #ts emile #tw swearing #dukeceit #demus #platonic dukeceit #platonic demus #could be either but they’re def doin crimes later #5 is just after remuss appointment if Janus wants to loiter nearby #which I guess is some flavor of polite?#‘if you’re here we’ll hang out but I’m gonna be occupied if you wanna leave without having to reject it’#id lose my shit if someone called me swagless there’s no pre built response to that #picani doesn’t want to encourage crimes #but also this is the most positive interaction he’s ever seen remus have soooooo #side note: I think my meds are working in reverse cause I have Everything open and I’m doing Every task but none are connected #usually I can stick to one but I am just slowly progressing through five at once

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