#cough cough (mithrun) cough

[daistea]

Hi this shitty comic is how I’ve decided to introduce my dungeon meshi oc x canon to the world

Also here’s a helpful chart pls enjoy

[aballofbees]

Another day… another oc….the brain rot continues to fester. I’m still working out the details of my canary’s beast/chimera(?) form, but the gist is that they combined themselves with a Giant Bee queen to help with their apiary/apothecary/brewery. She got caught because she was arrested plundering a flower shop having lost control on a night out.

[mithranon]

[junoshusband]

elfraserhead

[chaotic-cheese-blog]

I JUST FINISHED BINGING THE DUNGEON MESHI MANGA AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Major ending spoilers ahead)

I just need to ramble about how much I LOVE it :3

(amazing gif btw kevinbikes)

In no particular order:

THAT ENDING!!! So sweet and funny at the end tooooooo

"so that's what the curse was..." Buddy at least you got your sister back 😭😭 (then again, I too would be sad if I couldn't experience my fixations any more)

The dungeon rabbits! Absolutely horrifying! Marcille having to necromancy all her friends 😭😭 (I mean that one panel was kinda funny ngl-). There's no way she isn't traumatized from that.

Scratch that, there's no way they ALL aren't traumatized from that.

Wait a sec,,, I can finally scroll the dunmeshi tags without worrying about spoilers!!

I now get why people said it gets weird,,, I get it,,,

They finally saved Falin! I love how even though it got fucking weird in the end, it was still all to help her

I don't get why they kept saying Marcille's Dungeon lord dress was ugly, I thought it was cute 😭

I find that it was appropriately paced! Before starting, I groaned at the thought of reading all that, but nothing really felt like it dragged on more than necessary (unlike SOME manga *cough cough* one piece *cough cough*)

The golden castle guys get to be on the surface again!

Now onto the fuckass lion:

The bonus 'what-ifs' are actually kinda also depressing? I'm specifically talking about the 'Laios gets eaten ' one, the rest are quite funny.

Of course it all comes down to eating!! It had to!

I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS EVIL FROM THE MOMENT HE ENTERED LAIOS' DREAM

Mithrun's goat story only helped solidify it

(speaking of Mithrun, I'm glad he gets to try living again :) thanks Kabru!)

Am I the only one who thought the way the lion ate desires was kinda,,, KIDDING, KIDDING!! (Unless,,,)

We all agree that when it gave Marcille the dress and told her to fight, that kiss was him eating the desire to flee (or something adjacent) right? Cause there's no way it was anything else

TL;DR: I'm insane about this manga, thank you Ryoko Kui, thank you translators(they're real lifesavers!), the story is great, the characters are awesome and in general it's really AAAAAAOAZJZJSJJQQNJAJAJAJAJAJ (/pos)

The hundreds if not thousands of Laioses being controlled by the demon was certainly ! I have nothing to say, that's for sure!

This isn't everything because otherwise I'd be here all night but:

End of rant.

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

You guys had a lot of comments on the polls in the Seaworthiest Ship in the Dungeon Tournament. As usual, I compiled some of the ones I found funny in this post, sorted by the poll they were commented on.

Falin x Namari vs Falin x Shuro (round 1)

'moment i saw her i fell in love' yet the ship only has 27% votes lmao

FALIN AND NAMARI MY YURIFUL WIFES

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Senshi x Chilchuck's daughters (round 1)

the poll function was created just so this match up could happen

Marcille x Succubus vs Kensuke x Ambrosia (round 2, part 1)

So much arguing about the gender of the succubus ilusion just for the sword staff pairing to crush the poll lmao

ryan reynolds vs coughing baby

Laisen vs Chaios (round 2, part 2)

this series is literally gonna end with a laisen married-with-kids ending and they're LOSING? 🙄 come on sheeple

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Senshi x Mithrun

yknow what...good for chilchucks wife

Winged Lion x Marcille vs Winged Lion x Laios (round 2, part 2)

EATING HIM EATING HIM EATING HIM

Labru vs Kabumisu (round 2, part 2)

listen okay chapter 94 would have been less gay if they had sex right there

how can you make me choose?!? :( (anyway kabru x mithrun sweep)

Kensuke x Ambrosia vs Fionil x Doni (round 3)

It is just like those two to lose to a pair of (mostly) inanimate objects.

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Chilshi (round 3)

chil getting post-divorce cucked is the funniest option and must win

this poll is a divorceman torture technique

Winged lion x Laios vs Winged Lion x Thistle (round 3)

For the wingedbowl gotta be Laius that man FUCKED THE CAT on live tv

Farcille vs Kensuke x Ambrosia (quarter finals)

eat out your wife ❌ eat your wife ✅

Winged Lion x Laios vs Kabumisu (quarter finals)

society

Farcille vs Izutsumi by herself (semi-finals)

(ID in alt)

pls vote izutsumi²

I like the idea of them tying and Izutsumi being unwittingly roped into being the cat of a lesbian triad but with no connecting romantic lines

POST THIS CAT WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT

IZUTSUMI WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

shes the most cat girl to ever :3

love loses 💗

farcille is god tier, but what is god to a nonbeliever

Izutsumi by herself vs Kabumisu (finale)

listen i love mithrun but izutsumi deserves the win. also kabru can do better

I don't speak ship names, but that's ok voting for Izutsumi anyway

[pancake-breakfast]

Sorry not sorry for all the Dungeon Meshi posts today. Someone decided to read like 10 chapters in a row and has a thing for angsty elves. *cough cough Mithrun cough cough*

[benjingle]

Modern au dunmeshi the winged lion is just gonna be a guy that owns a goat farm and met Laios at a furcon

I think it would be fun if the Merini's were farmers too... Mostly because of Thistle hatching the basilisk eggs. That was always fun when I'd do it in elementary school.

So they're like neighbors and just family friends and stuff

And the goat demon is the winged lion's brother maybe? They're the same being in canon but I doooont careee so goat demon is mithrun's toxic ex LOL (cough abuser cough)

I think Milsiril and Helki would live in that kind of area too... Secluded

Oh and obviously the Toudens and Marcille too

Small town modern dunmeshi au... I love playing with fictional characters like dolls

[envymeshi]

Before the Dunmeshi trailer drops and we get confirmed voice actors for the characters, we should place bets as to who we think is gonna voice each character (Or just like. Who we WISH would voice them rather). I'll start since I already put together a list for some of them cough cough-- (Please add onto this with your own takes!!!)

-Marcille - Marina Inoue (Yoko from Gurren Lagann, Momo from MHA (No explanation really just vibes)) -Laios - Hino Satoshi (Rengoku from Demon Slayer, Hairo from Saiki K (But like. Less aggressive. Also I think that man could bark.)) -Chilchuck - Natsuki Hanae (Toritsuka from Saiki K, Tanjiro from Demon Slayer, Mikoto from Milgram (Just trust me on this one <3<3<3)) -Senshi - Mugihito (Kaseki from Dr Stone (Doesn't fit THAT well but I couldn't think of anyone else--) -Izutsumi - Manami Numakura (Kohaku from Dr Stone (I believe she could sound both catlike and serious at the same time. Trust me ok-)) -Mithrun - Kensho Ono (Tanaka from Tanaka-kun is Always Listless, Mikaela from Owari no Seraph (He's just a monotone voice king I don't know what to tell you. Also watch Tanaka-kun-)) -Thistle - Miyuki Sawashiro (Kurapika from HxH (Self explanatory if you've seen Kurapika)) (I don't know who to assign to Falin sorry Falin stans. And Kabru stans I couldn't think of anyone for him either)

[wombrion]

[daistea]

(I'm still on the chair on your lawn or whatever. But I have a beer now and maybe a cigarette (I don't smoke, though)).

Y'know, it's kinda weird because this is maybe the most I've felt connected to a character, so when I see these wrong-bad takes on him, it's oddly like... This doesn't upset me. Yet, anyway. Like. I guess eventually one could? (I take a drag of the cigarette and cough terribly. I drink the beer and make it worse, momentarily, and then continue like nothing happened). There could always just be a shitty take that's like, "Man, what the fuck". But it's just mostly felt like, "Yeah, they don't know him like I do." It's weird how secure the source material makes me feel about it all, too. It treats him with such respect and clearly sees him as key to it despite the way his own feelings can be portrayed. It's just like. Yeah. Infantilization. It happens. Sometimes people call him dumb and I don't feel the love in it. And it's like, well, that's miserable, but it's very obvious when the interpretation is wrong. This isn't a person who really knows anything about the character in terms of his condition or anything. It's just got me raising my eyebrows and looking at them strangely. Feels oddly secure. Always feels secure when I like some guy, but sometimes the takes on other characters bother me because I feel like "This is coming from inside the house". I just don't feel that, here. Like. Ah, whatever, you like him. But? Does He Know? You know. (I laugh a little and lean back in my plastic lawn chair. It looks perhaps like it might fall over). Like this is strange. This is weird. I don't feel like they know. There are people who call him a dying dog. They've said he's prettier before the demon, anyway. And that's just tasteless stuff. This can't be coming from someone who actually likes the guy, right? (I sit upright again and cross my legs.) It's. Weird. Like, this is self-shipping, I guess? That I'm doing over here. Maybe I feel more open about it. His attitude canonically helps me. Feels... Secure. It's comforting by nature of being very similar. Where usually things that would annoy me just... exist. Though it is astounding when someone calls him ugly. But I see them and it's just. Easy to realize. Like, God. You don't know anything, do you? (I lean forward to put the beer on the ground and sigh, resting my elbow on my knees, my chin on my palm, seeming far off). It doesn't seem like people get it, not outside of these little insular corners. I don't really know why it doesn't bother me as much. It doesn't feel like they care. It doesn't feel like it matters. Oddly enough. I can't really figure it out.

God. (I pick up my drink and shake my head, righting myself to take a sip). I don't know. I had. Honestly, kind of a horrible day yesterday. Sometimes, it's hard not to care. And to feel secure. But here, it's like...? I don't know. I know my thoughts. I know how I feel. I know why I like him. I know what I want. And the character of Mithrun makes things just feel inherently clearer. Simpler, for me. Because of autism and ADHD and disability. They don't know what it's like, I think. And it ends up being okay if people don't know. But I don't even register it. Don't really respect it. And there are several people who do know. So does it matter if a few more are wrong?

I don't know, I guess. I don't really even feel like a whole person right now. I kind of got burnt out and I thought it'd go away if I slept. And I was so exhausted, anyway. But it just. Ugh. (I kick out my leg, aggressively fidgeting, and the flimsy chair falls. I use it as an excuse to stare up at the sky). Rough.

Of course, this is all somewhat relevant to me. My day. You know, someone called him cruel for how he treated Thistle, the way he talked to him, what he said, and I couldn't even see it until I re-read. I like to think I'm realistic, but? That registered to me as him trying to help. And I still see it. Maybe he was trying to hurt, too. Maybe he's all tied up not knowing what he wants. Feelings he can't quite feel. But I see the scrambling and the struggling. Self-sabotage. It's like. You can't help yourself. It's the art exhibition of the robot in a glass box, always cleaning and always bleeding. Like sometimes you're a knife but sometimes you're the open wound. I'm. I feel like. Sometimes I can't help myself. No matter how hard I try. I see that there. And I see the trying, the need for control, the wanting. Always because you want to. Gotta be that way. Sometimes it feels like I understand too much because of my life...

Love the guy. But it can hurt to look at him.

how long have you been on my lawn? It’s hot outside. Do you want to come inside the house?

Anyway

Yeah

I agree with everything so this gets a big Yeah

I get annoyed at the fandom because I’m a dick, but I also understand that that’s the nature of fandom. In the end I just block and mute very freely ⛓️‍💥

I hope you’re doing better today, I’m always here if you need to talk 💕

[daistea]

am i using this box as a way to talk to other anons? YES!!

same anon who wanted to yap about you and dropped a lore bomb on my oc. i am so happy hearing someone also having a false human oc or an artificial human because okay i know i shouldnt lore drop because suspense and i want to write a fanfic but whatever.

my ocs are as well artificial humans or false humans however not made by the dungeon lord and more created by someone that is from the (pre-dungeon) golden country however died. id say they're magnum opuses (but we have the jizz fairy cough), so i'd rather say they're a mix of alchemy and technology that the alchemist tried to make which worked. there are 4 of them and they are semi-immortal however this is due to the fact that they are machinery and magic that kept their mortality long. this is important because the youngest sibling is outside of the dungeon while the oldest are in the dungeon helping the mad mage.

and to answer your question, i dont have names yet and i only correspond to them the 4 stages of alchemy: nigredo, albedo, citrinitas, and rubedo. i do not want to name them these stages for creativity's sake. though, i sadly cannot draw and is still trying to fixate on what they looked like (i have a hard time because i mostly gravitate more on lore). i am also still constructing it so yipey !!

i will explain in the next days on mithrun and the eldest's dynamic and i am so sorry for yapping, i get excited when i hear someone else's lore and i over tend to ramble. you guys are so cool and i still go GAHGHEUDEK

YOURE THE COOL ONE!!!!!!!

I like this story I think it’s lovely! Are they.. made of.. jizz………….. I mean I guess we’re all made of that technically

Also pls tell me more! I’d like to hear it 💕

[benjingle]

modern AU thistle seems like the sort of kid who'd refuse to own a smartphone... the mellini household have an ancient family computer that probably runs on dial-up, and every day he logs in to the same decade-old fantasy worldbuilding forum so he and his 17 alternate accounts can cyberbully the three other users. his signature is a kingdom crest flanked by a series of pixel art dragons, lovingly rendered in MS paint, and laios' critique of the wing anatomy prompts a month long crusade in which thistle trawls through everything he's ever posted and scrapes together a page-long call out post accusing him of harbouring an elaborate lycanthropy fetish. he'd have been ip-banned years ago but mithrun is the only moderator and has forgotten the website exists

No idea how to respond again unfortunately I'm bad at this 😔 your thoughts are appreciated once again

But omg yeah if he's been around since like.... Fucking 1950 I'm sure he'd hate phones 😭😭 Yaad would probably have one, but Thistle would be like "did you know TikTok rots your brain 👁👁"

Cough

Cough

Anyways...

Stashing this in the back of my mind