#cotton candy damien

[free-boundsoul]

You know the non-canon Damien ba? Damien gives Freelancer shit about their 'nasty' ice cream.

Personal headcanon that it was mint chocolate chip, and Damien is one of the people who thinks it tastes like toothpaste

[southerndragontamer]

Egotober Day 17: Flower

Ever since Damien could remember he’d had powers, they were just more subtle than his sisters. A silver tongue, a charm that helped people let their guard down around him. A way of understanding lies that came on instinct rather than experience, the ability to pick apart words and find every little hidden message and emotion. He had gotten his position as Mayor honestly, but well…if no one knew about it then it wasn’t cheating was it? He was just using what was at his disposal like everyone else.

But after William had returned from the war…he’d found out that this came with a price. He had felt this aching burn in his chest, this longing and desire so strong it almost took his breath away. Like it had been there and festered until it burst. He coughed and gagged, retched into the sink. Petals crawled up his throat instead of bile….Sweet Williams, Red Carnation, Pink Camellia, Thyme and Gladiolus plopped into the sink.

Gallantry. My heart aches for you. Longing for you. Courage, Strength. The Flower of the Gladiators, Integrity, Strength, Victory.

Damien just stared at the bundle of flowers for a moment as he got his breath back, half in shock and half fearful numbness that swirled in his head. He knew what this meant, he’d heard of Hanahaki from when he borrowed Celine’s books. It was very, very rare because magic itself was rare in humans, but it did happen. He knew that it should’ve been only petals in the initial stage….unless he’d so repressed his feelings as a teenager it had been impossible for them to come out?

He buried his head in his hands, now that it had happened he felt the way the vines curled in his chest, the scent of the flowers beautiful but almost cloying in how intense it was in his lungs. The squeeze around his heart that made every beat just that bit harder. He couldn’t tell him, he couldn’t…for one it would be too dangerous for them both if anyone found out and more importantly….he saw how William and Celine looked at each other. He wouldn’t break their happiness…Damien could deal with it. It wouldn’t be that bad…..

Dark’s head swam with the memory as he tried to push it back. He was hunched over the sink, panting hard as he looked down at the large bouquet that had fallen from his lips. There was a mix of pained longing, guilt and regret that rolled in his stomach. Damien’s flowers were still there, but there had been new ones added to the mixture after Dark’s creation.

From Celine, there was Witch Hazel, Red Orchid, White Acacia, Striped Carnation and Purple Hyacinth.

A Magic Spell. Fire, Romance, Desire, Passion. Secret Love. Wish I Could Be With You. Please Forgive Me, Sorrow.

Celine had indeed loved William, even if she might not have told him directly. She had used a spell, a subtle one in her perfume that night she’d decided to try to get her heart to stop hurting over Mark. It hadn’t been such a twisted thing as a love potion ti take his mind, it had merely dropped his inhibitions a little to let him act on his desires. It had meant that their relationship had been very much focused on desire and passion and romance. A relationship that caught quick and burned them both in the flames but that they didn’t care….until it had been too late. She had wished for the ability to be with him but she hadn’t had the chance and she felt horrible for all that she’d done to him.

From Dark himself there was Astragalus, Forget Me Not, Purple Hydrangea, Clematis and Red Rose.

Your Presence Softens My Pain. Don’t Forget Me. I Want To Understand You. Mental Beauty. I Love You.

Dark did love William-Wilford as his own person. As much as he felt guilt for how he’d caused his mental fracturing, the fact that he had looked for Dark after a point. That he’d been willing to come with him despite being effective strangers to each other, how they’d had to learn each other all over again…it had just happened. And the shadow hadn’t been able to stop it. Will had this warmth to his presence that never failed to make Dark feel better. Even on the worst pain days where he just wanted ti curl in bed and pass out, when Will eventually found him, he always helped the pain.

He wanted to understand Will, to know how his beautiful mind worked so he could appreciate the world the same way. He wanted to be something someone Will would remember, even during the worst of it. During the days when his mind wasn’t kind to him and he felt lost and confused, when he needed someone more than ever…Dark wanted to be there as a comfort.

Dark rubbed his throat as he finally got his air back and grimaced at the ache there. He picked up the bouquet to throw it away when the worst thing happened.

There was a poof of cotton candy pink, the sweet scent of sugar instead of flowers. And Wilford was right there, in front of him. Dark felt like his heart, constricted by vines as it was, skip a beat as mental panic began to set in. What would he say, would he even know what it meant that Dark had been in the bathroom and there wasn’t any way for him to have gotten flowers besides coughing them up? Would he realize they were for him, had always been? Outwardly the shadow cleared his throat.

“Wilford, I can explain-”

There was this confused, sort of shocked look on Will’s face then he tilted his head and blinked as so many things flashed in his expression. And the soft, so sweet smile that covered his face made Dark melt and his breath caught even worse. Will leaned in close enough for their noses to touch, one hand gently took Dark’s free one.

“I think…this would be a better explanation over coffee, not a bathroom Darkling. I have a recipe for espresso chocolate caramel brownies I think would be a good treat for us too. Would you like that?”

Dark felt hope-twisted, fragile, sweet, aching- hope flutter in his chest and he couldn’t properly focus for a few seconds as he tried to get hold of himself. Then he smiled too and curled his fingers around Will’s, they fit together like pieces of a puzzle. The weight of the flowers in his chest began to ease a little, a step in the right direction.

“Yes…yes I’d like that very much.”

[999moreyears]

HOLD ON I'M COMING candyfrog (toad?) IS FELIPE AND GOOBLECK SHIP NAME

[righteous-r0de0]

i saw a bunch of other people doing this so

random redacted headcanons!

- vincent can’t handle spicy food very well, even post-turning

- ivan hates fishing

- david loves egg salad sandwiches with hot sauce (it’s his favorite comfort food)

- caelum has never had cotton candy and freelancer is pretty sure if he ever did, he would implode

- gavin doesn’t like snow

- lasko on the other hand LOVES spicy food and testing his tolerance to certain things

- damien doesn’t drink coffee or tea or energy drinks, this man is just out here raw-dogging life

- kody still tries to look at all the damn crew’s socials, even though they all have him blocked

- huxley (opposite of damien) gets his caffeine anyway he can but his favorite are the caffeine pouches (similar to zyns (these are also my favorite))

- asher loves watching mma fights and tries (gently) to recreate the moves on babe (“i could have dropped you just then! you gotta keep your guard up!”)

- james “i’m exploding you with my mind” redacted

- marcus begged his mom for a mohawk in middle school but he didn’t have the right texture hair for it and she refused to buy him all the hair gel necessary to make it a real mohawk so they just had to shave his head (kids thought he had lice)

- anton loves sending and receiving physical mail. he knows it’s impractical in comparison to texting or calling, but he loves it

- ollie has a favorite blanket, pillow, and set of sheets. he’s very particular about his bedtime routine

- elliot however could drop anywhere at anytime. and that’s nothing to do with him being a dreamwalker. he’s just a fantastic sleeper

- brachium has never had candy, but he’s curious about it

- avior really really likes classical music and it’s brought him to tears multiple times (especially jupiter comp. by gustav holst iykyk)

- milo holds the door open for everyone whenever he can. sweetheart once thought he was following them for like fifteen minutes but he was still stuck at the door

- cam loves fresh produce and is a frequenter of any local farmers market

- blake had a phase in middle school and early high school where he was super patriotic and right-wing leaning and he hates when people bring it up

- aaron actually knows most of the shaw pack boys. he tried to hire them for an event before realizing they were an empowered company. david thought he knew

- sam showed pigs and sheep when he was younger. he kinda misses it but he doesn’t have the room for livestock anymore

- vega in all his years of existing both in aria and on earth has never been truly hugged

- before falling, regulus lived on earth with his charge. they had two cats

- xavier used to travel ridiculous amounts of miles to go to food festivals around the country. he took the team with him once or twice

- geordi never deleted any pictures of him and cutie. he’s still hopeful that things will work out and he doesn’t want to get rid of older memories with them

- guy was friends with a lot of the unempowered boys in school, but lost touch with them in college

- morgan is very into hair-care. his shower looks like an apothecary shop full of mystery vials and oils. he knows what everything is and how to use it though.

- porter loves classic literature and translating latin to english. it’s one of the few hobbies he allows himself to have

- hush once traipsed into doc’s apartment, mud up to his knees and all over his face and hands, holding a bull frog. he only came to ask what it was.

[anexistingexistence]

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:

David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)

Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)

Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)

Morgan: Non-existent

Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-

Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)

Ollie: Comfort food

Blake: Cold soup

Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week

James: Needs to go tf home.

Asher: The canonical energizer bunny

Lasko: Me

Huxley: Me on anxiety meds

Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.

Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.

Marcus: Very killable.

Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.

Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.

Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.

Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.

Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.

Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.

Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.

Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.

Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.

Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.

Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.

Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).

Hush: You can eat him.

[grilledcheezy92]

Poly!DAMN Crew Ice Cream Headcaons

Damien - Cookie Dough

Huxley - Pistachio

Gavin- (surprisingly) Vanilla

Lasko - Coffee

Dear - Cookies and Creme

Freelancer - Mint Chocolate Chip

@polydamnory

(Bonus: Caelum - Cotton Candy)

[new-tella-us]

The main six have gone to Disney World for a week. It was expensive as hell but it was also fun.

Matthew and Sam bought an insane amount of cotton candy. Sam doesn’t even like sweets that much, he just wanted to see the flabbergasted reaction of James at the colossal waste of money. Matthew meanwhile ate it all in a day after Sam dared challenged him to.

Damien got lost twice. He didn’t want to go on a scary ride so the rest went on it without him and he wandered away. Sam also got lost looking for Damien.

Erik and Mika attended one of the ballroom events (assuming we aren’t on a run or else we’re on the harem route). It was sweet and romantic and the others were lowkey jealous. But then Mika revealed that her ballroom dress had pockets by showing how much (wrapped) chocolate she stole by shoving it in her dress.

The boys were all various amounts of impressed and confused.

[washa]

D.A.M.N crew headcannons (complete with some memes bc who doesn't love those)

Freelancer used to work part time at a bookstore. They're a huge fan of romance novels. So is Damien, he'll never admit that though.

Has a stash of academic rivals to lovers under his bed in a box. (YES I STAND BY THE FACT DAMIEN IS ACADEMIC RIVALS TO LOVERS FANBOY)

Huxley grew up on like farm property and has a pet duck and golden (or some other big ass dog like a great dane or smth)

Lasko uses his air elemental power thingy to blow dry his hair. Once time Co worker walked in and got a face full of water droplets.

De(a)mons don't technically need to walk in the elegy, so they'll just float around. This led to Caelum having this cotton candy looking cloud he just floats around on. It leaves a trail of glitter everywhere it goes.

This leaves like Freelancer sweeping their their floors when Caelum comes around.

Also Caelum can walk, so sometimes he like parks the fucking cloud jumps off it and just stumbles around like a toddler. 

Co worker is fucking amazing at parallel parking. Like sometimes other D.A.M.N teachers see them parking and think "oh shit they're not gonna make it" and THEY DO PERFECTLY EVERY TIME.

Damien played tennis back in high school, It just fits.

Damien is long sighted but wears contacts cause glasses are "too much of a hassle". Lasko is both short and long sighted has circle lenses and silver frames. Coworker got him those cool looking chains and he loves them so much (its reminds him of his dnd character ^^)

Huxley loves Damien with his glasses on. He really REALLY loves it when Damien's face gets all flushed when he presses a kiss to where Dames frame meets the bridge of his nose.<3

Freelancer, Damien and Lasko are coffee drinkers. Huxley and Co worker are tea drinkers. (Caelum drink hot cocoa or milkshakes, depends on the weather.)

Damien eats chips/popcorn w fucking chopsticks bc he hates the way the dust feels on his fingers.

Lasko stares at him everytime he sees it. like a judging "wtf" kinda stare 

Gavin is actually ass at video games, but board games? Bro will destroy your ass in a game of fucking operation, embarrass your whole damn bloodline when he play uno, dishonor your damn herritage when he plays monopoly.

Gavin can tie a cherry stem w his tongue. It got tied around his piercing once and Freelancer laughed their ass off at the sight of a cherry hanging by his tongue.

They took a photo and now that photo is Freelancers homescreen.

Gavin sometimes acts like a curious child when it comes to certain things. Like being a de(a)mon he doesn't know certain things abt human technology.

Example. He likes flushing the water in the toilet, he likes the way it swirls. He loves keyboards, he loves the sound they make when you press on the keys.

Damien was a "gifted kid" skipped a grade back in like year 5

Gavin hates when people waste food, He doesn't even need to eat it just irks him.

Lasko is the person who buys books but never reads them. He has so many stacks of unread books in his apartment

Freelancer had broke their tailbone right after developing their powers.

Caelum was assigned to them bc they were yes a humanborn and yada yada, but it was mainly bc they were miserable because of the pain.

Yes, Freelancer became Caelum's charge bc of a broken tailbone.

[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

Just squeeze my hand

Mika and the incubi go to the amusement park, and Sam makes her ride the dreaded drop tower.

Mika and the incubi were beaming as they walked around the amusement park, trying to decide where to start. “Well, I believe we should all stick together or stay in pairs. No one should be left by themselves.” James says.

Everyone agreed, other than Sam, who just scoffed. “I can take on some humans.”

Mika laughed and nudged his arm. “We know, but you can get lost.”

Matthew laughed before lightly tugging on her arm. “We should ride that one- or NO, let’s ride that one!”

She laughed at his antics, and eventually they all began to ride the roller coasters. James and Erik sat back for the bigger ones, but they all seemed to be having a great time. They had taken a break to eat some cotton candy when Sam’s eyes landed on the 300 feet tall drop tower. He pointed at it, turning to the group. “Who’s gonna ride with me?”

James and Erik shook their heads, unsurprisingly. Damien’s confident smile fell as he watched it in Sam’s mind, making him pale and shake his head. “I’d rather not.”

Sam rolled his eyes, looking at Matthew and Mika expectantly. Matthew looked almost green from the previous ride as he shook his head. “No way dude!”

Sam turned to Mika, determined to find someone. “Come on, Doofus. I don’t wanna ride alone.”

Mika smiled at him, but she seemed hesitant. “I want to, it looks kinda scary though.”

Sam laughed. “You’ll be fine, come on.”

Mika gave in, and of course Matthew had to give her the ‘it was nice knowing you’ speech before they left the group. They walked quickly and were now waiting in line.

Mika was visibly nervous, and Sam felt a bit guilty for bringing her along. But he knew she’d be fine with a small push. “You scared?” He asked with a smirk.

She blushed a bit and shook her head. “Nope, I’m okay.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Mhm.”

She knitted her brows and Sam decided to stop teasing her. “You’ll be fine.” He assured, ruffling her hair.

As they sat down and the cart began moving up slowly, Mika looked freaked out. “Sam.”

“What?” He asked.

She looked at him, her face absolutely serious. “Don’t let me die.”

Sam couldn’t help the laughter that erupted. She laughed a bit too as she spoke. “Hey, I’m serious!”

He rolled his eyes playfully and offered his hand. “Here, just squeeze my hand if you get too scared.”

Mika couldn’t tell if he was blushing or if it was the heat, but Sam’s face was a lovely shade of pink. She immediately took his hand, blushing as well. “There, you’ll be fi-”

Sam was cut off by the coaster dropping quickly. They both screamed, squeezing each other's hands in shock and fear, which quickly turned to amusement. By the time the ride was over, they were hysterical. “You screamed so loud!” Mika said between giggles.

He furrowed his brows. “ME? Doofus, you acted like you were being murdered!”

The ride operator came over and removed the safety bar, and as they stood up, they realized they were still holding hands. When they let go, they were blushing again. Mika smiled warmly. “Thanks for trying to calm me down.” 

He stammered before looking at the ground. “Yeah, well you looked like you were gonna puke. I didn’t wanna get that shit on me.” He murmured. Mika could tell he was making it up, but she didn’t say anything.

She quickly pecked his cheek before turning away to hide her blush.

Sam was a tomato now, but he couldn’t stop the corners of his lips curving into a smile. “Let’s go, Doofus.”

[6-atlas-6]

Oddly specific redacted HC's

Elliott hates the color blue

Asher owns one of those "hang in there" cat posters

Lasko wears rings 24/7 and every single one are those spinny fidget rings

Vincent's favorite Disney movie is snow white

Everyone thinks Gavin wears acrylics but his nails are just really long

Avior has one of those pillow pet things that project stars in different colors. (It's the ladybug one)

David never played sports in school growing up but everyone assumes he did

Caelum is really good at painting

Warden makes those creepy clayface teddy bears

Tank has had almost every color hair possible

Damien always has a sharpened pencil. In his pocket, in his bag, anywhere he just always has one

Lasko really likes Tombstone (he has good taste)

Huxley had a dinosaur phase growing up

Milo has a collection of different kinds of forks

Elliott has a bin full of vhs tapes

Blake really likes cotton candy ice cream

Avior loves doing people's hair and he's good at it to. Like he could be a hairstylist if he wanted

Sam enjoys raking leaves

Aaron is a Marvel>DC person

Ollie is a DC>Marvel person

[cynical-demon]

Damien is paid a visit by Lola, the queen of wrath, who he had previously only seen at meetings. She seems annoyed, then again when wouldn’t she be. “Hello, Asmodeus. I have a… gift for you.” She seems to cringe a little at that. “Some people in my court decided it would be funny to get me one of those annoying colorful clowns. I have no used for him so he’s your problem now.” She pushes a cotton candy colored twink to him, the bells on the jester hat jingling as she does so. “Maybe you’ll know what to do with this… thing.” She huffs softly and leaves.

@rainbowsidesofacat

[southerndragontamer]

Egotober Day 19: Silver

There was something about looking into mirrors that just made Partner -that was all they remembered being called, they couldn’t have a name or anything else like Friend or Captain could they?- uncomfortable. They didn’t know why either…it would’ve made getting dressed a nightmare if they didn’t have one that didn’t stop at the neck. Their hair getting done was managed with a smaller one that they held above their forehead.

But they’d often heard that they were beautiful and gorgeous though they didn’t know how to take the compliment when they couldn’t exactly see it for themselves. But Partner had also been told that their eyes were silver, like glass. Like a mirror….that they changed color but there was always a ring of silver around the edge.

It left them simultaneously flustered and also nervous to hear this. Conflicted. It made them wonder how others saw them. What was reflected…Partner’s mind went back to their encounters with a pair of strangers on the last adventure they’d had with their friend…

One classically tall, dark and handsome in a white suit that he’d traded in for black at some point…he was so frustrated at them but not angry, his eyes were black at first glance but they had gotten a close look last time. When he’d cornered them against his desk, when he’d pressed close to them as their ears rang from the darkness creaking and their face heated up from how his deep voice rumbled close to their ear. His eyes had bits of red, blue and purple swirled throughout the black, like obsidian. They were so pained those eyes…angry but not necessarily at them.

Whatever Partner had done to upset him they wanted to fix it, they wanted to make it right-they couldn’t as much as they wished to, nothing could fix a broken mirror-they wanted to stay with him and help. But they’d been called by someone…someone in red…and it all got fuzzy…

The other man was the first’s opposite with his hair messier, in a pink shirt and khakis and suspenders. He was like a big puppy on a sugar rush Partner decided. He had pulled them close to him, talking about an interview they couldn’t remember. His eyes were pink, different shades of it almost spiraled or cracked with a sweet dark brown like whiskey. He was very warm, affectionate and unaware of personal space but not in a creepy way. He’d chuckled when they’d flushed, voice a low, sweet drawl.

They had the thought that though pink suited him the Afro had been too much-when had he worn an Afro? How had they known that? Why did the way he got confused easily or trailed off like he couldn’t think of words make their heart ache?- They’d been about to answer, fascinated and eager but again they’d seen the man in red and everything got….fuzzy…

What Partner couldn’t figure out…was why they looked so familiar. They could swear they’d known them. As they concentrated there were flashes, memories that were so fragmented and scattered that they couldn’t place the events clearly.

On a date with a friend who could’ve been, was more? It felt like both at once and made their head hurt, a man wrapped in darkness spoke like he knew them and offered his hand to them, the sound of gunfire made them want to scream but they had no voice-and then the taste of ice cream as they sat with their date like nothing happened….

A manor filled with levity for the first time in years, old friends making up for lost time….a tragedy and suspicion and emotions boiled over as pain filled their being. As they felt a man trying to frantically slow the bleeding as his mind fractured, blue and red spirits grabbed their hands as everything went dark and a mirror shattered like opened ripples in the universe….

Being in a museum after midnight, security distracted around the shadowed exhibits…brazen curiosity and ignorance. The sight of a crystal that felt familiar, out of place…the shadowed man again, being told they’d likely seen him a hundred times and just forgotten it…the chaotic man that was broken yet whole spoke with more knowledge of things than he understood….

A spaceship stuck in a loop, the weight of being tasked with stopping something that could end the universe….the power that came from being able to travel dimensions, a crystal glowing in their hand. Going in again and again and again-desperate to find a way to get everyone alive, everyone safe as familiar faces whirled around in their head and haunted them…as the opened ripples of the universe looked like a shattered mirror…

Partner-where they Partner? Or Friend? Or Captain? Who were they? Why didn’t they have a name?-gasped for air like a surfaced diver. Tears ran down their cheeks, pain and grief and regret and guilt engulfed them like a tidal wave for all they’d lost, the feeling of being more than what they were, more than who they thought they were began to feel sickening as they clutched their head.

A door creaked open, the sound made them jump and they whirled around only to freeze. It was Mark-but it couldn’t be Mark was kind, he was gentle always had been, who was this that had taken his face? Who was in his body?- the actor in their friend’s skin-boyfriend? What was their relationship again? What loop was this?- smiled at them, his voice was like oil slick, it made them think of a snake coiling around poisoned prey.

“Oh Partner, what’s wrong? Did you have a bad dream? Don’t worry, I’m here. I can take the pain away just trust me~”

As much as the words made them want to vomit, as much as they wanted to smack the actor-how long had he been playing with them like this? How many times had he done this when they’d remembered, when they’d gotten close? How many times had he pulled them from happiness with Dark, with Will or someone else?- Partner couldn’t make themselves move as he wrapped them in his arms. As he held them close in a facsimile of a lover.

“Shhh, Shh I know it hurts. Don’t worry, it’ll go away soon. When you wake up, I have an idea for a project you can help me with Hmm? A Heist…it’ll be fun I promise….”

Their head ached, it felt like someone driving broken glass to fit in a way it wasn’t ever meant to and they wanted to scream-it felt like a million different people screamed with them, screaming in rage and denial and defiance- but it wouldn’t leave their throat. Everything slid into darkness as the actor’s words slithered into their ear with twisted affection. As silver shards reflected back a sickening, decaying red…before the mirror shattered again.

[generaltrashshecox]

For some reason fluff has taken over my brain so 🤷

Anthony and Damien don't do much for the holidays. The first one they spend separate, too early in their relationship to really get into all that. The second they spend at Anthony's mom's in Sacramento a small little get together of close family. Damien's nervous but thinks it went over well. He hopes at least, hopes that his lack of being able to read social cues didn't make anything awkward and Anthony reassures him. The third they spend at Damien's. They stay curled up on the couch, personal heaters on their laps as they watch Christmas movies. Home Alone and Home Alone 2 of course make it way on the TV. Damien nudges him and laughs at how they're somehow his favorite movies. The Nightmare Before Christmas is also played and they argue whether or not it's a Halloween or Christmas movie. Damien confidently says it's both and Anthony relents... For now. There's no gift exchange or fancy foods (they'd ordered take out the night before and decided that that was good enough for Christmas dinner) but it's nice and cozy and kind of the best Christmas they'd ever had.

I'm sorry this is so dumb and stupid but ajjs cotton candy brains apparently 😭😭

[th3w00ds]

Wilford Warfstache Headcanons --------------------------

First and foremost, Wilford is a chaotic man

Sometimes he goes around the Ego Manor, trying to annoy as many people as possible

Mostly Dark

Definitely Dark

He's kind of trigger-happy, but he's learning to control it and doesn't (tw??) shoot other egos all that often anymore

That's once every two months now, he's getting better :D

Wilford knows that Bim, the Jims, and Yan all look up to him

He has quite the sweet tooth

Don't leave him unsupervised in a candy store

All that candy will be gone

His favorite type of candies are the more hard candies, like Jolly Ranchers

Wilford will and has asked what other egos favorite candies are just to reach up and grab some for them from nowhere

He also really enjoys cotton candy

LOVES bright/neon colors, not exclusively pink

If he's not wearing pink, he definitely has some other bright color there

Wilford, if not the most sane, is very kind and very respectful of people and their boundaries

For example, if they don't like hugs, he won't hug them (although it pains him to not as he's big on hugs)

He/him pronouns, and is pan

His gun has three modes: Safety, non-safety and BANG!

BANG! is when if he "fires" his gun, one of those little flags with a "BANG!" on it appears

Same age as Dark, but understands the younger egos' slang and other modern things a bit more than him

Knows that Celine and Damien make up Dark, but is unaware of the fact that the DA is in the mirror in Dark's office

Doesn't know who Celine and Damien are, only that they were once close to him

Wilford doesn't remember the events of WKM except for small moments of lucidity

Sometimes calls Dark "Damien" out of habit, even if Damien isn't driving the body

"Damie- I mean Dark- Why are you talking to yourself? Is there anyone here we don't know about??"

"That is none of your concern, Wilford. Please leave, I have.. business to attend to,"

As Wilford leaves Dark's office, he can hear a voice, no, a memory in the back of his mind: "Where's Celine?! Where's Damien?! He took my friends from me!" and "This was all of joke, of course it was all a joke! Were you in on this? Did Damien put you up to this, of course he did! It's time to come out now!"

Just as quickly as those memories appeared, they're gone, with Wilford back to "normal" and his memories of being the Colonel repressed yet again

[multi-muse-transect]

Luz Noceda Injustice 3 intro dialogue:

Luz: Vee change back

Luz: But Luuuuuz it's fun being you

Luz: You could have ruled the Boiling Isles

Luz: I'm nothing like Belos

Luz: Is Amity Your Girlfriend

Luz: Um Yeah she's my awesome cotton candy girlfriend

Superman: You'll be the second child I'll kill

Luz: And You'll be the second dictator I beat

Luz: That hairstyle and costume Yikes dude

Superman: It's a classic you brat

Superman: I AM THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON

Luz: And I Am The Good Witch Luz

Scott: I had to fight seven deadly exes to be with Ramona

Luz: And I had to deal with my girlfriend's mom

Luz: Wow this Gman guy is a total jerk

Scott: That guy is tame compared to this Belos fellow

Luz: So when will Sex Bob Omb release the full album

Scott: That ummm oh boy

Lui Kang: A Belos escaped from his timeline and is hiding from the crowd

Luz: Jooooooooy we gotta snuff him out

Luz: No Way You're You're You're Liu Kang. I main you in every game you're in

Lui Kang: Well well well glad you know that and I know of you Luz.

Lui Kang: Every Timeline that involves you you and Amity are together

Luz: Sweet

Batman (Damien Wayne): My father is dead from a horrible wound.

Luz: I share your pain man

Batman (Damien Wayne): Did Constantine teach you how to use magic

Luz: Funny way to say "Eda The Owl Lady"

Luz: Glyph Magic is better than gadgets

Batman (Damien Wayne): Heh Let's see about that

Uzi: Did You See A Tall Horny Demon

Luz: No but I do see a cute and pretty girl drone in front of me

Luz: You remind me of my girlfriend Amity

Uzi: Oh Bite..... Who the hell is Amity

Luz: I go Titan form and help with your little problem

Uzi: That is sweet thanks for the help but absolute solver is a really bad threat and I don't want something bad happening to you

Luz: So Have you ever heard of the frog girl

Uzi: The one with the blue powers yes

Wait..who's Uzi again? Also @janstaratthedisco more of this!

[spicy-moths]

Welcome!

You may know me from my SFW blog @mothgodofchaos. Here is an adult space where anyone with no age/underage in their bio will be blocked. If you want SFW content, go to my other blog.

As of right now, I have no intention on doing requests on here. If you don't have a way to contact me that isn't through here, you don't have the right to make a request. I will do whatever sin comes to mind, and it's probably going to be targeted at a specific person. However, you are still welcome to send in thoughts or ideas you've been rotating, and I may answer them with a little drabble. That is to my discretion.

Additionally, as is with my SFW blog, I do not do RP content of any type, especially not through Tumblr.

DNI if you are a minor or an ageless blog.

All kinks and such will be in the warnings. Pay attention to what is there, and simply do not read something if you're not into it. It's not that deep.

Shit I will not write: underage, preg/childbirth, age play, bestiality, SH, incest, WS/scat, hard pet play, rape

Consent is sexy, y'all.

Masterlist Headcanons Recommendations

Kinktober 2024 Tags and Cheat Sheet below:

Actor: #sassy snakelet Author: #bratty batter Bing: #switchy sunshine droid Damien: #pouty politician Darkiplier: #monochromatic master Engineer: #sexy space subordinate Google: #sixteen wires Heehoo: #fifteen foot hunter Heist!Mark: #stealin' slut Illinois: #crass cave explorer Murdoch: #meat sword stabber Necromancer: #mystic crystal cuffs Night: #down and dirty deity Wilford: #cotton candy cunt Yancy: #restraint repurposer

Antisepticeye: #kinky knifey boy Jackieboy Man: #super hottie hero Marvin: #magic finger man Robbie: #fiendish fucker

GN!Reader: no particular anatomy or gendered language is specified AFAB!Reader: reader has a cunt, no gendered language is used AMAB!Reader: reader has a dick, no gendered language is used F!Reader: reader has a cunt and femme gendered language is used M!Reader: reader has a dick and masc gendered language is used

I have nothing against writing any form of trans smut, but as I’m writing this for my own entertainment, I will probably only write it if a friend requests it.