#cotr spoilers

[unibeartoon]

TW//COTR SPOILERS

This implies that every member of the shadow g squad (Except for mr snake, milton, and rhonda) were brainwashed

The very idea that milton, rhonda, and mr snake had to witness the people that they care about become mindless empty shells of former selfs is a terrifying thought

[artist-fan146]

OH MY GOD I FINISHED WATCHING CARS ON THE ROAD AND ITS SO GOOD!!! I GOT A FEW THINGS TO SAY SO BE READY!!!

Spoilers Down below! Don’t look if you haven’t seen the show yet!

- THIS SHOW IS INCREDIBLE!!

- WHERE WAS DUSTY AND THE OTHERS?!?! IT WAS CONFIRMED THAT THEY WOULD SHOW UP?!?! EVEN IF IT WAS A SIMPLE CAMEO I WOULDVE LOVED TO SEE THEM!!

- PIXAR GIVE US A SEASON 2!!!!!

- MATER AND CRUZ ARE PRACTICALLY FAMILY NOW!! WHAT?!?!

- EVERY EPISODE IS SO GOSH-DARN GOOD I LOVE IT!!!

- IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE THE RADIATOR SPRINGS GANG AGAIN

- CRUZ! I LOVE HER!!

- THE SALT FLAPS EPISODE, MY GOD ITS INCREDIBLE AND SO GOOD!!!!

- THE WORLDS LARGEST TIRE MAZE!!! I LOVE THAT IT SHOWED UP IN THE FINAL EPISODE!!!

- EVERY EPISODE AFTER THE CIRCUS ONE I WAS HOPING WE SAW PROPWASH!!! WE WERE ROBBED!!!!

- I ACTUALLY CRIED AT THE FINAL EPISODE!!!!

- You can not come to me and tell me that Mater and Lighting aren’t in love now! If you come up to me and say that then I’ll just show them this series!

- I WANT A SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!

- THE LADY CAR IN THE WASTELANDS EPISODE, I LOVE HER!!! @genshinwomenarehot YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

- @fishstickfeind IM SORRY BUT IDK IF YOU SAW THE SHOW ALREADY BUT THE STUFF WE WANTED TO HAPPEN THAT WE BROUGH UP IN OUR CALL YESTERDAY DIDNT HAPPEN! WE CAN ONLY RELY ON FANFICTION NOW!

- @penname-artist I have to say I’m disappointed we didn’t see Dusty and the others in the show, As I said before we can only rely on fanfiction now but I do remember hearing that if we get a season 2, it would be about to trip back home from the wedding but maybe we could see them!

- BEST SHOW EVER!!!

12/10! Will watch everyday of my entire life!!!!!

[elbowreveal]

time to torment my mcyt sideblog with more (NEW) cars (2006) information:

-lightning mcqueen experiences onscreen sensory overload at a live clown performance in an ohio cornfield -crack cocaine is canon to the cars universe -we found out who drives the cars -car evolution and car god/afterlife both exist, and the cars evolved from sentient rocks.

[bisexualmcqueen]

my review of COTR: things confirmed canon:

-car crack cocaine -lightning mcqueen autism -the afterlife -ghosts can be cows -cars evolved 12 million years faster than humans

[aurora-ze-aquarius]

Just a reminder to y'all (I reblogged a post about this before, but I can't find it)

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[toasters-and-rockets]

Cars on the Road Thoughts, Part 1.

Episodes 1 - 3. Spoilers galore below the cut.

I wonder what the Mater Family Drama is.

Fillmore sounds different. I know it’s the same VA from Cars 2 and Cars 3, but he sounds way different.

It’s great to see the RS gang again, however briefly. God I love Flo and Ramone so much.

McQueen nerding out over dinosaurs is precious! I love that the dinosaurs were cars too! Worldbuilding!

The T-Rex dino car moves like a Ray Harryhausen stop-motion creature. A nice tribute on Pixar’s part.

This theme song is going to be stuck in my head for a good long time!

He has spoken two words and I am already in love with the hearse.

(”Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope! No thank you!” - Mater)

The Shining, Cars-style!

I think the dude chasing McQueen in the hallway is a reference to the Drag-U-La from The Munsters.

I would die for Randy. That is all.

The animation in this series is lovely in general, but the Salt Flats are gorgeous.

Loving the land speed racer designs.

Mater, you’ve gone fast before. You had rocket boosters in Cars 2!

Is this what the Car afterlife looks like? A near-death experience, at least. And the Speed Demon is the Grim Reaper.

OH SHIT HE OPENED HIS DOOR. So they are like normal cars on the inside? Then again, this isn’t happening in the universe’s “real”/living world, so...could just be a metaphor for the soul rejoining the body.

[aurora-ze-aquarius]

It's canon boizzzz

Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise has autistic swag!

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[sharky857]

Ying is heartless

Hi-Rez did NOT heck around with Ying’s lore, holy shish!

[jigsaw173]

COTR E6 spoiler under cut

OH MY GODDDD IM SCREAMING KICKING PUNCHING THE AIR JUMPING WHOOPING CELEBRATING WE HAVE AN UP CLOSE ANIMATED MODERN FIRETRUCK EVEN IF ITS ONLY FOR A BIT IM SO- I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN? MANIC? THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE SO FAR ILL GO RANT LATER

[unibeartoon]

TW/// COTR SPOILERS + STRAINING IMAGERY

aw yes marshall cheeseman angst

[fishstickfeind]

At the end of the roadtrip when they say they actually aren’t going to take a plane ride home and are gonna drive back it makes me wonder if that is a hint at more episodes or a second season…

[artist-fan146]

Hey if you were anything like me, I’ll have you know I was calling @fishstickfeind for about 2 hours on discord, and exactly in order talked about:

Warning there are minor spoilers for Cars on the Road So if you don’t want to look, please don’t tap on this post!

(Images to make post longer):

How was Matt’s drawing of Lightning’s Cars 2 design going?

Me basically forcing Matt to watch A Goofy Movie

Catching up on our lives

How did Mater and Mato get stuck in a tree?

How did Cruz start a racing school, started a charity for snow tires for the lightly treaded, is learning French, became a certified coach during the off season, dabble in family therapy and is a certified wedding officiant?!?! THATS SO COOL I LOVE CRUZ!!!

How do cars play Janga?!?!

For about the first Half Hour of our call I was rambling about the start to the rise and fall of Disneytoon Studios

We don’t understand why people tend to hate on experimental eras of different animation studios

I don’t like how people consider Pixar during 2011-2017 as Pixar’s Dark Age, I consider it more of an experimental era for Pixar!

I though that if characters from both Planes movies at least showed up in Cars on the Road, it could’ve gave Disneytoon Studios its proper and long overdue spotlight back

What were our favorite pieces of the soundtrack from all 3 Cars movies?

What scenes from Cars 2, we related to the most?

HOW DOES CARS 2 HAVE A G RATING?!?!?!

PLANES ALSO HAD A G RATING WHILE PLANES FIRE AND RESCUE HAD A PG RATING?!??!?!??!

How is the first Cars the longest movie in the franchise while Cars 2 is the shortest movie?!

What were our favorite episodes of Cars on the Road?

Is it possible that both Mater and Lightning grew up living with high expectations in their lives? 🧐

I love Lighting’s Costume Design in B-Movie as Deputy Hazard!

Lighting’s new design feels a bit too simple…

I LOVE HOW RELATABLE MATER AND LIGHTING ARE!!!!

That one scriptwriter character from the show is such a mood

I LOVED THAT THEY ADDED MATER AND MATO PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS BUT IT WENT “1 2 3 Rock”!!

HOW DID THE CLOWN CARS GET IN AND OUT OF OTHER CLOWN CARS?!?!

ANGST!!

WE WERE ROBBED OF SPECIAL MOMENTS OF ANGST

FORGET WORLD BUILDING FROM CARS 2, CARS ON THE ROAD ARE SETTING THE REAL QUESTIONS

How is a show that is supposed to be slice of life raises so many questions?!?!?!

HOW DOES RELIGION WORK IN THE CARS UNIVERSE?!?

Is there actually a Hillbilly Hell for Hillbilliys?

How does Oil work in the Cars Universe?

We talked about much more stuff but I don’t remember the rest!

Extras:

- I made so many references to exposure therapy and Hillbilly Hell! 😂

[bisexualmcqueen]

my favorite part of COTR was when lightning mcqueen told everyone to shut the fuck up

[sharky857]

FERNANDO’S ONE THO!

NOBODY KNOW HE’S ************* (behold, my spoilers-free skillz!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

But WAIT! If nobody knows... How come Drogoz does...? Oh wait. I forgot: the old “lore” no longer exists.

THE LORE BOY

[toasters-and-rockets]

Cars on the Road Thoughts, Part 3.

Episodes 7 - 9. Again, spoilers below the cut.

McQueen the massive nerd continues to be a delight. Who knew he was a sci-fi/horror fan?

CGI. “It comes out of a computer somehow.” - McQueen

McQueen can’t act.

Favorite background character from B-Movie: Les, the grumpy screenwriter.

Honestly, the zombie alien car movie musical looks like a blast.

Alright, Cars Mad Max is up next. I’m ready to meet that badass lady you’re all raving about.

“If this is navigatin’, then I’m a Tesla pickup!” - Mater.

Points for pageantry, indeed!

Okay I love her now.

I kind of ship the ice cream truck with the queen car.

The blue wagon-looking guy is so cute. I need a diecast of him.

Wedding up next! Let’s goooooo!

What’s the drama with Mater’s sister?

Oh SHIT, they’re rich!

Wait, Cruz’s cousin is marrying Mater’s sister?! How did they meet? I need answers!

Mato drives backwards too! I wonder if Mater learned it from her.

Mato and Mateo are cute together <3

Cruz wins at everything.

Final Thoughts: Really charming, enjoyable series with fun worldbuilding and some new characters I’m already in love with. I’m curious to see where they’ll go next if we get a Season Two.

[sharky857]

So, according to the leaked lores...

The true “Paladins” are the ones affiliated to the “Resistance” (Head: some lady named "Valera). The “evil(?) guys” are those with the “Magistrates” (Head: Grand Magister Karne).

In detail (and under “keep reading”, in case somebody doesn’t like spoilers):

Resistance/Paladins:

- Barik - Buck - Cassie - Evie (even though she seems to be not fully trusted) - Inara - Makoa (probably) - Pip (probably too) - Sha Lin (probably as well) - Talus - Tyra - Ying (maybe?)

Magistrates:

- Ash - Fernando (ouch) - Lex - Lian - Skye - Strix - Terminus (unwillingly) - Torvald - Viktor - Vivian

(Currently) neutral/unindentified yet:

- Androxus (formerly affiliated to "Outer Tribunal" along with Lex) - Bomb King (formerly affiliated to an unnamed warlord) - Drogoz - Grohk (probably off to battle Magistrates, but there's nothing that implies his affiliation to any faction yet) - Grover (probably off to battle both Magistrates AND Resistance) - Jenos - Kinessa ('cause she ain't no fool to pick a side. #CleverGirl) - Maeve - Mal'Damba - Ruckus (and Bolt) - Seris - Willo (has "FITE ME!!!" written all over) - Zhin (his only affiliation is the Thousand Hands Guild")