#cotl sex update

[mosslingg-sideblog]

crown being able to speak is a game changer

the crowns are talking about narinder btw

[vomitpukey]

A story in 3 parts.

[robot-voice]

Not me thinking I could finally fuck my rabbit wife I’ve been unnaturally keeping alive and young for generations with a series of unholy resurrections and eventually an amulet of immortality only to be made into a glorified matchmaker, fulfilling a bunch of animals’ oviposition kinks

..Yeah

[netheris]

Why is no one talking about how maid uniforms are also coming to COTL in the sex update-

[mosslingg]

Some random intern: boss don't you think we're taking it too far-

Devolver digital dev team: SEX

[fletchah]

how do i explain to my table that i played cotl sex update to raise an army of followers bred specifically to shit money and produce more money shitters and not just to play the sex update

[artisplatters]

To My Fellow Lambers:

Happy CotL Sex Update Day

[stubborndooter]

So, the new update's fun! The nudism ritual is...interesting...and apparently applies to everyone! None of the followers get to sit out of it!...except the children. Also I haven't unlocked the love tent yet so they're just wandering around nude and not doing things-

Anyways, let's see how the frog is taking it!

...yeah, uh...he'd try to hide, but he kinda got paralyzed by what he's witnessed, so...he just sits there, unable to do anything but try to keep his leaf in the right spot.

...he doesn't want to be there, but he's pretty much forced to. Welp.

Okay that's all I got for now see ya!

[0xochitlsketches0]

Remember folks, it’s not about what you can do for your cult leader, it’s about what your cult leader can do for you (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[asmodeauxx]

happy sex update yall

buy me a kofi?

[puppppppppy]

beep beep im a sheep

speeddraw below the cut (audio warning)

song: "Cult of Dionysis" by The Orion Experience

[aellivi]

You were just a means to an end.

[luminies]

"Ah! Ah! I jest, I joke! i won't take anything! Nothing for Chemach!"

Cult of the Lamb ▹ 2/?

[panoffrying]

My girlfriend got me into cotl…..started playing and I haven’t stopped and now Im uhhhh… I’ve been reading fanfics daily. So have some art

[crunchy-cheeze]

🩷 The happy couple 🩷

Devs of sex

[fletchah]

all the lamers trying to get on my ass about me playing the cotl sex update but what they don’t know is that i had over 7k gold at one point because i have what is essentially a dystopian program that produces followers bred specifically to shit gold and pass down their traits