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zeeroses · 11 years
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Act 5:==> Meeting of the mutantbloods
Kinchi: *YoU ARE KINCHI AND YoU ARE....MoSYING THRoUGH THE HALLWAY. USUALLY YoU'D BE AT A JoG BUT YoU'RE NoT FEELING UP To IT. YoU MISS YoUR BIKE So YoU'RE oN THoSE ANNoYING SNEAKERS THAT HAVE WHEELS IN THE HEELS AND LooKING AT THE FLooR. YoU'RE THINKING..DID YoU MAKE A MISTAKE TRYING To REKINDLE THE PAST?*
Cossak: *You are cossak and you've decdied to get up and stretch out a bit, head down to the gym maybe to work out.*
Kinchi: *YoU ARE WHEELING AHEAD, NoT PAYING ATTENTIoN To WHAT'S ARoUND YoU. YoU'RE NoT EVEN NoTICING THE MUTANTBLooD THAT'S HEADING ToWARDS YoU AS YoUR TURN THE CoRNER.*
Cossak: *Luckily you aren't like everyone else on this ship that just lets Kinchi hit them. You side step the annoying fucker and slide a foot out to trip him and just give a deadpan look down at him* ....CLUMSY I SEE....
Kinchi: WHA-- *YoU HIT THE FLooR BUT SINCE YoU'VE HAD YEARS oF EXPERIENCE FALLING, YoU MANAGE To BRACE YoURSELF WITH YoUR HANDS. YoU STILL FALL BUT AT LEAST YoU DoN'T BANG YoURSELF UP Too BAD. YoU LooK UP* HEY! WHo THE FUCK Do YoU THINK...YoU.... *YoU STARE UP AT THE TRoLL, BLINKING.*....Co....CoSSAK?
Cossak: YEAH....*You say, arching an eyebrow* THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Kinchi: ...THE FUCK IS WRoNG WITH *YoU*?! *YoU STAND, LooKING UP AT HIM. HE WAS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY TALLER THAN YoU.* Do YoU HAVE ANY IDEA HoW LoNG ITS BEEN SINCE I FUCKING SAW YoU?! WAIT....ARE YoU THE CoSSAK FRoM MY TIMELINE oR IS THIS SoME WIBBLY WoBBLY TIMEY WIMEY SHIT?
Cossak: DOES IT MATTER....? YOU ARE STILL FUCKING ANNOYING....LOUD......AND BRAINLESS AS EVER....
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Kinchi: *YoU SMIRK* AND YoU'RE JUST AS CoCKY AS EVER...AND YET....SoMEHoW....STILL FLAT...BUT ABLE To...SASS PEoPLE.... *YoU SNICKER*
Cossak: .....THAT WAS .....POSSIBLY THE WORSE ATTEMPTS AT INSULTS....I'VE EVER HEARD......*You deadpn because...wow. Those were relly bad.....*
Kinchi: *YoU STICK YoUR HANDS IN YoUR JACKET* LIKE I'M GoNNA USE MY A GAME oN A CHUMP LIKE YoU. WAIT... *YoU GLANCE ARoUND* WHERE'S YoUR MATESPRIT? SHoRT MUTIE THAT I GAVE TATTooS Too AND SoCKED ME IN THE FACE?
Cossak: HE'S DOING HIS .....OWN THING ....*your eyes narrow and you bare your teeth a bit* ....WHAT. DID YOU DO.....TO MY MATESPRIT.....? *you haven't heard the story but just the way he said it is putting you hackles on edge*
Kinchi: *YoU INCH BACK* WE WERE HAVING A PARTY AND WE DRANK AND SMoKED SoME WEED AND HIM AND AMALIA WANTED TATTooS So I GAVE IT To THEM...BUT HE GoT MAD WHEN HE SoBERED UP.... *YoU'RE GETTING READY To BoLT IF HE GRABS YoU*
Cossak: *You growl and you move quickly to pick him up, knowing he will run and he's fast once he gets started. You push him up against the wall* YOU GAVEM Y FUCKING FLUSH WEED!? ARE YOU FUKING STUPID!?
Kinchi: oooF! *YoU GLARE AT HIM* oNE: DID KNoW HE WAS YoUR FLUSH UNTIL LATER. TWo: WHAT'S THE DEAL? IS HE ALLERGIC oR SoMETHING? THREE: HE ALREADY PUNCHED ME AND THREATENED To KILL ME FoR DATING ARTHAT.
Cossak: DATING ARTHAT....YOU ARE BRAINDEAD *You roll your eyes * ONE, FUCK YOU. TWO, ONLY DUMBASSES THINK SKITTISH PEOPLE SHOULD FUCKING DO WEED THREE, I DON'T THREATHEN.....AND YOU KNOW IT *You tend to just tell a person you are going to beat the shit out of them and then do so. If you say you are going ot make him regret he was born, oh, you will*
Kinchi: ITS NoT BRAINDEAD To DATE ARTHAT....I LIKE HIM.... *YoU'RE NoT VERY CoNVINCING SAYING THIS THoUGH*...PEoPLE MIGHT THINK YoU'RE A RoBoT, CoSSAK, BUT I KNoW YoU'VE DATED PEoPLE THAT YoU LIKED AND KNEW WERE WRoNG FoR YoU... *YoU'RE NoT SURE IF THIS CoSSAK DATED MAEKIT AND IF HIS WAS AS MUCH AS A CHEATING BITCH AS YoURS WAS. IS THAT A UNIVERSAL CoNSTANT? YoU'RE NoT SURE*
Cossak: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS....DONT TRY TO DISTRACT ME WITH DUMBSHIT.....*You growl, eyes narrowing*
Kinchi: *YoU NARRoW YoUR EYES BACK* I'M JUST BEING HoNEST. I WAS ARTHAT'S MATESPRIT. I'M NoT A LITTLE KID ANYMoRE So JUST TRY To KICK MY ASS. *YoU CAN'T TAKE HIM BUT YoU JUST WANT THE DISTRACTIoN oF A FIGHT. ITS NoT LIKE ARTHAT WILL CARE IF YoU GET HURT.*
Cossak: WITH PLEASURE *and you punch him hard in the face with a snarl*
Kinchi: *YoU'VE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE PLENTY oF TIMES BUT CoSSAK ALWAYS HIT THE HARDEST. FUCK. YoU GRoWL, FEELING A BURST oF BLooD FRoM YoUR NoSE. YoU GRoWL AND SWING AT HIM, EVEN THoUGH YoUR HEAD'S STILL RINGING FoRM THE PUNCH* FUCK YoU, CoSSAK!
Cossak: *You shift, avoiding his blind throws and slam him up hard against the wall and move to punch him again* THIS....IS FOR FUCKING....WITH MY FLUSH.....FUCKER!
Kinchi: *YoU SNARL AT HIM, NoW KICKING AND STRUGGLING IN HIS GRIP. YoU KICK HIM IN THE SToMACH* GET THE FUCK oFF ME! I DIDN'T KNoW IT WAS YoUR MATESPRIT So FUCK YoU AND FUCK EVERYoNE ELSE AS FAR AS I'M FUCKING CoNCERNED! GET THE FUCK oFF ME!
Domiinus: *You are 7he Domiiiinu2, and you ju2t fiinii2hed walkiing your piitch back to hii2 flu2h, 2iince you aren't 2ure whether your moiiraiil ha2 patched thiing2 up wiith HII2 flu2h yet. Jegu2 quadrant2 are compliicated! 42 much a2 you mii22 Dab, you're kiind of glad you don't have flu2h to deal wiith on top of all of thii2, becau2e you're pretty 2ure iif you diid, you'd have to deal wiith *HII2* other quad2 too! Ugh! Ju2t thiinkiing about iit giive2 you a panache. 2peakiing of quad2, ii2n't that CK? 7he fuck ii2 the fucker doiing!? CK'2 gonna murder the liittle 2hiit!!* 0y!! *You take off runniing to get up to them.* 0Y!!!! 7he fuck you thiink you're doiing, 2hiit2taiin!? CK, don't murder hiim wiithout a good rea2on! *Your p2ii 2park2, but you haven't la2hed out yet.*
Cossak: HE WAS FUCKING WITH...MY FUCKING FLUSH *You snarl and hit him again* FUCKING.....BULGE SUCKER...!
Kinchi: *YoU GRUNT AND SPIT oUT BLooD INTo CoSSAK'S EYE* FUCK YoU! I SAID I DIDN'T KNoW WHo HE WAS AND WE WERE AT A FUCKING PARTY!
Domiinus: Well 2hiit! *You do nothiing to 2often the iimpact of the blow, but you do 2tep up to put a hand on your moiiraiil'2 2houlder. 4t the 2ame tiime though, you glance to the piip2queak.* You done fucked up, liintliicker. *7hen you look back at CK.* 2o, you want me to back off and let you kiill hiim? II could probably ru2tle up 2ome bleach for the hallway.
Cossak: ....THIS FUCKER....IS MY PITCH...AND BROKE THE PITCH CODE....*You snarl, eyes narrowed. You are honestly debating murdering him or not*
Kinchi: *YoU STARE AT CoSSAK*........I'M YoUR PITCH?
Domiinus: Your piitch?! *You look back and forth between them, frowniing iin confu2iion. Great! More quad drama. 4t lea2t you're iintelliigent enough to know thii2 ii2 defiiniitely not fliirtiing. You fiinally deciide to 2ettle on the dumb2hiit and 2mack the 2iide of hii2 head.* IIf II diidn't know he'd regret iit, II'd let hiim cull you! Probably help hiim too. 7he fuck you thiink you were doiing!? *7hen you, once agaiin, turn back to your moiiraiil.* CK, ordiinariily II'd ju2t let you have at hiim, but do you really wanna kiill hiim? Yeah, he fucked wiith the Chiief....and really that'2 pretty fuckiing bad....but II know you'd regret iit iif you diid. You'll fuck hiim up, and then later you'll be fucked up becau2e you lo2t your temper. Remember what you 2aiid to me? You don't wanna do the revenge thiing. You're a better troll than me.
Cossak: *You pause nd then with a growl, you drop Kinchi* ....YOU'RE RIGHT....NOT WORTH MY FUCKING SPITE......HE'LL GET HIS TRYING TO FLUSH ARTHAT IN THE END.....*Because the only troll you ever knew who could pin Arthat down was Maekit and you still aren't sure how she managed that*
Kinchi: *YoU HIT THE GRoUND WINCHING AND GLARE UP AT HIM. YoU WIPE THE BLooD FRoM YoUR NoSE AND MoUTH, GRUMBLING.* I FUCKING ASKED YoU EARLIER IF YoU WERE MY CoSSAK AND oBVIoUSLY YoU'RE NoT! I WASN'T PITCH WITH YoU IN MY TIMELINE! YoU CoULD HAVE FUCKING ToLD ME THAT SINCE I FUCKING ASKED. So BASICALLY, YoU KICKED MY ASS FoR BREAKING THE PITCH CoDE FoR SoMEoNE WHo'S NoT YoUR FUCKING PITCH!
Domiinus: 0Y! Dumb2hiit! *You haul the 2maller redblood by hii2 2hiirt.* He'2 giiviing you a giift, fuckiing take iit and get the fuckiing hell out of hii2 face, nub2uckiing bootliicker, before II deciide to grab a hold of the fact that Y0U are fuckiing wiith my pale! 4nd new2fla2h, chucklefuck, *II* do the revenge thiing. 0ften. Now, get the fuck goiing whiile II'm 2tiill feeliing magnaniimou2. *You 2piin hiim away from the wall and 2end your 2neaker iinto hii2 glute.*
Cossak: *You growl* ....OF COURSE YOU ARENT....MY PITH WASNT....A STUPID, UNTHANKFUL MORON....AND HAD A REAL FLUSH WITH ARTHAT.....NOT A FAKE ONE *knowing how this Arthat functions, you doubt he feels anything real for Kinchi*
Kinchi: *YoU GLARE AT DoM AS YoU STUMBLE BACK. YoU TURN ARoUND, GLARING AT HIM AND RUBBING YoUR SoRE GLUTE* I WoULDN'T HAVE BoTHERED KARCIN IF I KNEW BEFoRE HE WAS YoUR MATESPRIT! BUT I DIDN'T. So WHAT'S THE PoINT oF KICKING THE SHIT oUT oF ME NoW FoR SoMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST? *YoU GRIND YoUR TEETH* ALL YoU ASSHoLES EVER Do IS TRY To BEAT UP PEoPLE. I GoT MY ASS ALMoST KICKED FoR JUST TRYING To HELP ARTHAT. *YoUR NoSE IS STILL BLEEDING. YoUR SLEEVE'S GETTING WET.* SoME THANKS I GoT FoR THAT. FUCK.
Domiinus: What the hell do you expect?! Who the fuck are you anyway?? II've never 2een you before. You obviiou2ly aren't CK'2 piitch, and whoever triied to fuck you up for me22iing wiith 4rthat wa2 probably tryiing to keep you from fuckiing everythiing el2e up on thii2 tiincan 2hiip! 4rthat'2 a fuckiing piiece of work liike nothiing II ever 2een before, and, numbglobe2, II've 2een 2ome pretty fucked up 2hiit. You go me22iing wiith hiim, and iit'2 liike throwiing a wa2p2' ne2t around for a 2piikeball whiile covered iin miind honey and iin the miiddle of a cholerbear'2 den! You're 42KIING to be eaten, and 2tung, 4ND mauled! Have fun wiith that, ju2t let the fuckiing p2ychofuck be 2ated on you and not turn hii2 fuckiing 2iight2 on the re2t of u2! *You glare, bariing your teeth a liittle and 2tandiing deliiberately between Co22ak and the newcomer, though more to protect your moiiraiil than anythiing el2e.*
Cossak: .....ARTHAT IS TROUBLE WITH A CAPITOL....B-A-S-T-A-R-D...*You grumble crossing your arms* ....AND HE IS ALSO OUR STRATEGIST....SO......*that is always a hard thing to deal with when you know his strtegies will work...but not who he is viewing as expendable enough to be thrown under the bus* YOU SHOULDNT ...MESS WITH PEOPLE...AND DO THINGS WHEN THEY ARE HIGH.....THAT ISNT CONSENT....
Kinchi: *YoU LooK DoWN. THE BLooD FRoM YoUR NoSE IS STARTING To SLoW DoWN. IT STILL HURTS AND SAME WITH YoUR MoUTH.*.....I KNoW. SoRRY. I WAS HIGH Too AND...I GUESS I JUST GoT CAUGHT IN THE MoMENT. SAME THING WITH ARTHAT. *YoU LooK UP AT DoMINUS* I'M KINCHI VANTAS. CoSSAK'S BRoTHER BUT I'M FRoM ANoTHER TIMELINE. WHEN I CAME ACRoSS ARTHAT, HE WAS DEPRESSED AS FUCK. So I TooK HIM FoR A RIDE. LoNG SToRY SHoRT I WoUND UP WITHoUT A BIKE AND IN A CLoSET WITH HIM. I WAS GoNNA MAKE oUT WITH HIM BUT THEN HIS EX MATESPRIT NAMED BEL oR WHATEVER FoUND US AND WANTED To BREAK ME IN HALF. ARTHAT AND ME...AREN'T... *YoU SWALLoW*...ARTHAT'S oNLY WITH ME CAUSE IT MAKES EVERYoNE ELSE ANGRY. HE DoESN'T REALLY LIKE ME oR CARE ABoUT ME.... *YoUR SHoULDERS SAG WHEN YoU SAY IT oUT LoUD. YoU STILL TRY To LooK AS NEUTRAL AS PoSSIBLE ADMITTING THIS*
Kinchi: MY ARTHAT WAS MY MATESPRIT... *YoU ADMIT IN A PATHETIC MUMBLE*
Domiinus: Hiigh!? He got the Chiief HIIGH!? *You whiip around to face CK, then back to the iidiiot.* Fuckiing pandamaged, crotchblii2teriing, barfpuppet! You have even L322 miindcell2 than my piitch and that'2 fuckiing 2ayiing 2omethiing becau2e II diidn't thiink anybody on thii2 flyiing 2oup can wa2 more 2ociially pandamaged than hiim! Do everybody a fuckiing favor. From now on, 74LK to people before you 2tart doiing 2hiit! 4nd 2tay the fuck away from 4rthat. IIf he wa2 depre22ed, iit'2 becau2e he fiinally 2tarted to realiize what a wretched a22mouth he ii2 to everyone el2e. You don't wanna get caught up iin that 2hiit. 7ru2t me. Fucker nearly kiilled my piitch becau2e he deciided to take a joke 2eriiou2ly. *You 2hake your head at hiim. CK'2 riight, he'2 not worth the 2piite.*
Cossak: *You snort* .....HE'S A MORON.....
Kinchi: *YoU GLARE AT THE BoTH oF THEM* YEAH. I FUCKING GoT IT. DoN'T YoU TWo HAVE SoMETHING ELSE To Do THAN MoCK THE IDIoT MUTANTBLo_oD? YoU GoT YoUR QUADS.
Cossak: *You are Apocri Nuclar and you are moving down the hallway, music blasting in your earbuds skating down the hallway on your black and yellow "shockers" the wheels flashing. You are wearing only a black sports bra with a few yellow stripes on the stripes and low silky basketball shorts, black with yellow stripes and "Ride wild and free" written on the glute. You got your fingerless, wasp team logo gloves on and hir done into messy pigtails, your nike punk jock sunglasses on. You pause, coming to a halt at what seems to be a fight in the hallway, two bigger trolls yelling at a smaller one...wait, you know that one. Feefee or something* What the buggery is going down here...? *You ask, your shocker rollerblades flashing and turning into your nikes, lowering your sunglsses and arching an eyerow. You crack your gum loudly before blowing a quick bubble*
Domiinus: *Your attentiion ii2 iimmediiately drawn to the biig yellowblood, and you have to take a double take becau2e iit look2 liike 2omebody blood-2wapped the pony giirl! 8ut no, that'2 defiiniitely a yellowblood...jegu2.* 3ducatiion. 4nd who are you? *You're a biit wary, a couple of 2park2 betrayiing your nerve2 about troll2 biigger than you. Doe2 2he have p2iioniic2 liike you and Kiitliing? 0r 2trength liike pony giirl? 0r...what? 2he'2 an unknown quantiity and iit really jumble2 wiith your number2 that way.*
Kinchi: GETTING THE SHIT KICKED oUT oF ME FoR BEING A BAD PITCH BY SoMEoNE WHo IS NoT MY PITCH. AND GETTING YELLED AT FoR HELPING SoMEoNE WHo HAD BAGGAGE. YoU KNoW. THE USUAL. *YoU WoNDER IF EVERYoNE oN THIS SHIP IS A VIoLENT PSYCHoPATH oR IF YoU JUST KEEP RUNNING INTo THEM*
Cossak: *You eye the newcomer and sort of take a step back as you noticed Dom looked nervous. Frankly....she looks like Iccona...if Iccona decided to become a high school musical level of sporto jock queen or something*
Cossak: *You blow another bubble, tilting your head and remove your glasses to show your bright yellow eyes* Eh? Boy, you got to like, zzztop ztirrring up the hornetzzz nezzt and running around like winglezzz bee in a hurricane *you say shaking your head, tilting your head at the other yellow, wondering what the sparks mean. you blow another bubble* Captor eh? Well I'm your anthropod to captor, Nuclar, Apocri Nuclar, Queen of the rugbug field *you flash an easy going smile, showing off your perfectly straight, brilliantly white gleaming fangs* If thizz pupa B-boy izz cuazzing you trouble. I'll take em. Recruiting for a team. Need a few expendablezz *you say with a grin*
Domiinus: *You thiink you miight actually get to liike her. 2he'2 diirect. No viibe of hiidden 2liimy 2hiit. 4nd 2he'2 not hiighblood. 8ut you don't know how much that help2 iin thii2 iin2tance.* What'2 the 2port? II don't thiink we had 'rugbug' on 4lterniia. 0r at lea2t my ver2iion of iit. *42 far a2 you're concerned the 2hiit2taiin ii2n't worth payiing attentiion to any more than needed to make 2ure he doe2n't pull a fa2t one on you or CK.*
Kinchi: RUGBY? I KNoW HoW To PLAY THAT... *YoU SMIRK, FoLDING YoUR ARMS.* LEAD THE WAY. I'M DoNE WITH THESE JoKERS.
Cossak: Ooooh no you don't pupae. You just THINK you know. Dont be a smug bug or the FIRST thing that happens is you are face first, blood everywhere, picking up your teeth nad nose off the metal floor. Rugbug, my friends, is a REAL yellows sport! It was a hemocast junebugilree! *you take out a picture showing you and six other huge muscular yellow blood men, all nearly bursting out of their shirts with various sports logo and trendy sayings on them.* that's me and the boys down at the Borsey shore, crunking and partying hardy after crushing the Butterflies from Bokalohoma. It is a game of metal, fast paced, teeth clenching action, violence, and the ONLy thing you need to know is how to put that ball in goal and bring home the honeycomb gold.
Domiinus: *0oh! Liittle know-iit-all, you wanna fuck hiim up agaiin, and thii2 2ound2 liike ju2t the game to do iit. Your eye2 liight up and a fiizzle of 2park2 2urround2 your horn2 liike fiirework2.* P2iioniic2 wiithiin the rule2?
Kinchi: o_oo_oH.... *YoU Lo_oK AT THE PICTURE, SMILING.* EVERY GUY WHo PLAYS IT Lo_oK LIKE THAT...?
Cossak: Yeah. Those are my boys *you say with a fond smile* ...why I'm going to fucking TRASH the kawaii fuckers and free them from being Mordred's litle sports mind puppets. That fucker made this personal and I'm going to fight him on my OWN ground. Psionis are within the rules. Only rule is don't die sparks.
Domiinus: 2parky'2 my kiit, call me Dom. *You 2miirk.* Count me iin, and II thiink II've got 2omeone el2e that'll really help you fuck 'em up.
Kinchi: AWWW...THAT'S NICE YoU CARE FoR THEM. *YoU SAY SMILING* I DoN'T KNoW IF I'LL BE AS Go_oD AS THEM BUT I'LL TRY AT LEAST. *YoU Lo_oK AT CoSSAK* CoSSAK, WHY DoN'T YoU JoIN UP? YoU'RE ATHLETIC To_o.
Cossak: *Cossak shakes his head* ....GOT KARIN TO LOOK AFTER....AND MY KIT...CAN'T BE...RISKING MY NECK....I'M ATHELETIC....NOT SPORTY.....
Cossak: *you snort* Shoot yourself Russia. And nah, Dom isn't clicking like a cricket for me..... need something of a nickname that is going to jump like a grasshoper on hot pavement *you stroke your chin. The big mutant is Russia. Kinchi is... you point at Kinchi* You are now numbglobes until you zzzzmarten up, got it numbs? *Then you look back at Dom, stroking your chin then snap your fingers with a grin* You are...THE DOMFATHER!
Domiinus: *You griin at your moiiraiil, clearly plea2ed wiith the niickname.* Could be a cheerleader. 8et that would keep the Chiief out of trouble.
Kinchi: NUMGLoBES?! THAT SoUNDS LIKE I'M CASTRATED oR SoMETHING! *YoU HUFF* I'LL EARN A BETTER NICKNAME. I CAN PRoVE IT. I'M NoT A RUNTY MUTANTBLo_oD. *YoU SAY, FoLDING YoUR ARMS. YoU Lo_oK AT CoSSAK.* oH YoU HAVE A KIT NoW? THAT'S GREAT CoSSAK. YoU ALWAYS WANTED To BE A FATHER.
Cossak: *Cossak snorts* ME? IN A SKIRT.....? I THINK THAT WOULD...DISTRACT A LOT OF PEOPLE........*you glance at Kinchi frowning*....THANKS.
Cossak: Hey, as long as the other team getzz all the nozzebleedz, I'm down like ants in the dirt about you in a drezz Ruzzia. Zo, firzt practice is in a few dayz down in the gym. ANyone that wantz in and needz to blow zteam and build team zpirit zhould come. We got work to do and a team to get to the top! Beat mordred flat like a flyswatter to the fly!
Domiinus: *You glare at the 2maller mutant.* II'd 2ay iit 2uiit2 you. *4fter the 2hiit he'2 cau2ed you don't partiicularly want hiim near your pale, but you 2hake iit off.* 7hat'2 2orta the poiint, CK. You bounciing around, waviing pom pom2 iin obnoxiiou2 color2. Chiief'll be too focu2ed on you to bother wiith anythiing el2e. 3H3H3H.
Kinchi: *YoU GRIN* SoUNDS AWESoME! I'VE BEEN Lo_oKING FoR SoMETHING To Do! I'LL EVEN BE A CHEERLEADER MYSELF. I USED To Do THAT BEFoRE IN SCHo_oL.
Cossak: Look, numbglobes. You eitehr are IN the field or you are sitting on the log being a performing moneky, otherwizze known azz a cheerleader. Now I don't want to inzult the monekiez by having you cheer, zo, you are in the game and may gog grant you zzome common zenze before we play or you might end up zzix feet under taking a dirt nap with the maggotz.
Domiinus: *You 2niicker.* II'm pretty 2ure there are troll2 out there more than wiilliing to help wiith that. *Your2elf iincluded but hey, a troll'2 got a riight to help puriify the bloodca2te2, don't he?* 2o, you gonna po2t a 2iign up 2heet wiith the detaiil2, or 2hould we ju2t waiit for a me22age or 2omethiing from you on trolliian?
Kinchi: I HAVE PLENTY oF CoMMoN SENSE....I HAVE PLAYED SPoRTS BEFoRE Y'KNoW... *YoU GRUMBLE*
Cossak: You HAVENT played rugbug though......the game with fire in the fields, special powerups, power combat armor pads.....*you grin* You haven't LIVED until you've played it.....and I'll have pozterz up zoon enough. don't have your trollian so, heh, wouldn't do much good eh? Hope to zee you there Domfather and you too Ruzzia if you are putting together the cheer zquad as cheer captain *You say with a chuckle*
Cossak: *Cossak shrugs* EH....WHY NOT...SUPPORT THE MORAIL....SHOULD HEH...ASK LOCLAN TO DO MARCHING BAND....YOU GOTT SEE THIS *and he takes out a picture of Loclan, with freckles, braces, bit thick glasses and looking like the omega dork in a marching band outfit with a clarinet* BEHOLD...OUR ALL POWERFUL WIZARD.
Domiinus: *2ure he ha2. You'll beliieve that when he 2top2 2oundiing liike a 2niiveliing carpet muncher. 0h waiit, he can't. You look down at the piicture and bu2t out laughiing.* 4ll....3H3H3H....haiil....3H3H3H....II can't even fiinii2h that fuckiing 2entence wiith a 2traiight face. What a dorkfii2h!
Kinchi: *YoU SMILE* WELL I'M Lo_oKING FoRWARD To GIVING IT A TRY! *YoU GLANCE AT THE PICTURE AND LAUGH* AWWW! YoU Lo_oK So CUUUTE! No WoNDER YoU WERE A HIT! HEH.
Kinchi: *YoU SMILE* WELL I'M Lo_oKING FoRWARD To GIVING IT A TRY! *YoU GLANCE AT THE PICTURE AND LAUGH* AWW...HE Lo_oKS So CUTE WITH THE FRECKLES AND BRACES. I BET HE WoN THE HEARTS oF THE CRoWD oVER QUICKLY.
Cossak: YEEP....*Cossak puts away the picture and you chuckle* Zo zee you all in a few dayz then? I'll have a bench warm for ya!
Domiinus: 2ure thiing, Coach. *You griin agaiin. 7hii2 2ound2 liike fun, and a chance to really let loo2e.*
Kinchi: I'LL BE THERE. *YoU Lo_oK AT DoM AND CoSSAK* HEY. WE MAY END UP oN THE SAME TEAM oR WE MAY NoT, BUT I WANNA KNoW...WE'RE Co_oL RIGHT? I MEAN YoU DID KICK THE SHIT oUT oF ME BUT I WANNA MAKE SURE THIS IS THE END oF IT CAUSE I DoN'T Do REVENGE.
Cossak: I'M JUST GOING TO....IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY.....*You drawl*
Domiinus: 7hat 2ound2 liike a really good plan. *Unle22 he ju2t happen2 to be iin the way on the fiield. You are way too exciited for thii2 game.* CK, wanna head the holodeck for a hiike? For 2ome rea2on II'm buzziing. *You 2iide-eye the liittle 2hiit, makiing iit obviiou2 that you need to get out of there before you do 2omethiing you'll regret.*
Kinchi: *YoU SIGH* FINE. SEE YoU ARoUND. *YoU TURN To LEAVE*
Cossak: OKAY....COULD USE SOME....SORT OF FRESH AIR *You say with a shrug again*
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compulsivecadaver · 11 years
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Act 4: ===> HEEEEERRREEE'S MORDY!!!
*The silence of the base is shattered by the alarms suddenly going off, a high pitched shrieking noise, lights flashing and Hook's voice coming in over the PA* attention all personal. This is not a drill, we repeat, this is not a drill. All personal evacuate non-combatives to docking bay six for extration. You have ten minutes to reach the point. Anyone left behind is left for death. Mordred is approaching this coordinate as we speak, full force. We have one shot to get out and get to the deadspace to begin final approach to end game. I repeat, ten minutes and counting to get to docking bay six. Incoming hostiles. Proceed with caution. *the PA goes off as the base shakes and more alarms go off signaling multiple breaches*
Vinira: *You flick an earfin and look up when you hear the alarms going off, bolting to your feet and putting the spear you'd been sharpening into your sylladex with the other ones you've been working on. It looks like Amalia's still asleep and you're ...really you don't feel like just waking her up. She needs her sleep anyway. So you move, open the door up and it takes some working but you manage to get the coon up and in your arms. There is a disney related joke here somewhere but like other things were before, unimportant, you need to head out. ...Okay. Docking bay six. You can find it. ..Probably. You start off, earfins perked for any signs of things incoming*
Delirium: *you are del and you come prancing down the hall happily with an embreyo under each arm, skipping happily and humming a tune along to the alarms. You are still shifting forms as you go, and you spot Vinira along the way, you grin at her since you can't wave* hIgH vIn! I hAvE tHe BaBiEs! *you call happily, coming to a stop in front of her* DoCkInG bAy SiIiIiIiIx tIme!
Cossak 2: *You come running down the hallway in the left wing, hollering* GET OUT! WE GOT A BREATH DOWN AT THE OTHER END....THEY ARE COMING FAST! *You pause only to swing your gun around and fire a round into a huge, black wolf beast with fangs the length of a man's arm with troll forms twisting out of it and howling, a real eldric abomination* GO!
Nessie: *You are Nessie and things are moving fast. First the siren, now...Cossak? And then...holy fuck what is that thing. You don't know but you're not going to die here. You get out your gun and start running. You look at Delirium.* i don't know who you are but you better run with me! *You say, and bolt down the hall*
Vinira: del! okay, great, iff you know the way to dockin bay six, leadin would be wonderfful!  *Obviously not the way that ...Cossak right? Right. Just came from. Not with the breach that way and the thing there too. Your hands are kind of full though, usually you'd arm yourself at the sight of something like that but ah well. You're not leaving Amalia behind. You head the opposite way of the way Cossak came from, trusting that if you're heading the wrong way Del or Nessie will say ...something. Because you don't have the time to get lost.*
Delirium: oKaY! *you glance around behind you at the wolf beasts thing and grin happily* NoT mY CrAzY! *you jeer before you turn around and let the others pass you before you let out a scream that ripples down the hallway, ripping metal from the walls as it rips down the hallway towards the attacking thing and then you turn on your heel and follow after the others, giggling  and chanting "bay six" the whole way*
Cossak: *the greater doesn't even slow down and leaps over the ripped hallway. The hallway ahead bursts up and a large troll ooking beast with face pants roars, and lunges towards Delirum, its vicious nails painted all sorts of rainbow colors. You curse and fire, the bullets ripping into it and bringing it down* If you attack em, the entire army knows one is down and come. You got to keep moving and hide your tricks for emergencies!
Nessie: WHAT?! omfg its like fucking metal gear meets cthulhu up in here! delirium! *You groan, sholdering your weapon. This is the one time you wish you had a shield.* delirium! get close to me unless you want to be eaten!
Vinira: *Well, at the very least you don't precisely have a choice but to hide your tricks for emergencies and huh. It's actually easier than it normally is to turn your back on a potential fight and keep moving, earfins pinned. You think something may have slipped in your pan or something, this is all new to you.. ...Sticking close means you're all easier to take down, but it also means you can protect each other. You frown and just keep moving, running over what you've got in your sylladex. You're annoyed now that you never really got the chance to stop by a gun range for a one handed long range solution, even if the timing here means you would have for sure not learned to use it particularly well in the time you've had. You sigh and focus your annoyance into reason to keep moving, so you can get Amalia somewhere safe. Also the embreyos. ...You hope Altair's somewhere safe...* think we all oughta keep an eye and an ear out, no such thin as playin ffair here *There has got to be something you can do with the coon in your arms so you don't risk dropping it. You wonder if you can stick it in your sylladex..*
Delirium: Oh OkAy! *you move closer to the human who's the only one in the group close to your size, well your current size, you're actually a lot bigger then this but you don't think you'd fit in the hallway that big!*
Cossak: *You duck down and fire into a group, growling* Clean kills if you can. Don't explode them, dont spew their blood about. It is toxin and just serves to attack more....burn em or quick kills. Weakest at the base of the skulls and under the arms....
Nessie: *You put on your goggles, looking at a 3D layout of the base. Everything is getting a lot more chaotic so you're going to have to fact in collapsing halls and monsters you have to evade. You frown* i just hope everyone's alright... *You don't think you have anything that spouts fire in your sylladex but you haev a...light saber? Why did you make that and when? Oh well. It cauterizes wounds as it cuts so you equip it*
Vinira: *You remember that, the corruption. You flick an earfin in acknowledgement, huffing a bit before sticking the coon in your sylladex with a muttered sorry to Amalia. Burn. Burn. You have both the Asscinerator and the flamethrower.. the latter of which you're not totally confident with so now that your hands are free you go for the Asscinerator* i've got a fflamethrower iff someone wants to use it *You speak quickly*
Delirium: Me Me Me Me! *you shout, the embreyos floating around your head along with some fish as you bounce up and down asking for the flamethrower and your size has significantly increased to about a foot shorter then Vinira but still the same build* wE cAn QuOtE aRnOlD! fLaMe ThRoWeR mE!
Cossak: *honestly, who thought it was a good idea to bring a five year old troll thing on this mission....? YOu grit your teeth and go back to shooting, behind you a louder sound is heard* MOVE IT FASTER! MORDRED IS ABOUT TO DIG THIS PART UP!!! AND YOUR FUCKING HYPER ATTENTION DISORDRS AND WEAPONS WONT DO SHIT AGAINST VIRAZILLA!
Nessie: i'm running as fast as i can but i still have tiny human legs and i can't stop to put on rocket boots! *Aftr what happened to Holly, you don't want to put them on either. You're still running though.*
Vinira: *You flick an earfin and drop the flamethrower from your sylladex, grunting a bit as you remember how fucking heavy the damn thing is. You pass it over* here, take it *You frown and swap hands with your Asscinerator, scooping Nessie up with a quick* up you go!  *Before you're putting her on your back* grab on tight, just mind the gills would you? can stick you on my shoulder iff that's easier, you'll haff to mind the duckin iff i do *You grunt, refocusing your attention to getting a move on. Belatedly it occurs to you that perhaps you shold have asked if she minded. Ah well. She'll have to deal. You're not stopping.*
Delirium: Oh OkAy CaN kEeP rUnNiNg ThEn. *you take the falme thrower though, hefting it and ready to use it if someone yells at you to use it but for now you run with the others, the embreyos are shimmering and safe with the fish, everyone is safe with fish. except for blue french people, they just seem to have bad things happen.*
Cossak: *You keep running getting to the stairwell and push yourself to the wall* MOVE! DROP LOWER FLOORS BEFORE....*And the ceiling is wrenched away and there is MOrdred, sixty feet tall, five heads, and eight arms, ripping apart the base from the top down. There is a scream as one of the yeti defenders is lifted up by mordred...and messily crunched. ONe head turns towards you* Ah! SEMPAIS!!!!
Nessie: *You see the hole open up and freeze. You see the yeti defender crunched and after that he's gone. Only the mess and iron smell in the air. You feel your stomach drop out. You might throw up. But not now. You steel yourself. Time feels like its slowing down. Then quickly picks up again as you feel adrenaline flood you. You get out your jetback* del. grab me. we're iron manning this shit.
Vinira: *You pin your earfins. Wow okay. That was the LAST thing you expected from the way this motherfucker types. You frown when you hear Nessie's words and you grind out something* iff you're plannin somethin stupid, don't. iff you ffall behind, there may be others who'll come back ffor you - but deffinately not me. we run! *Your voice is ahah... a lot colder than you even expected for it to be. You didn't really even expect yoursself to say that. Huh. Not important... Distractions, distractions... You need a plan so you can all bolt down the stairs and get moving before he comes for you. ... You run over what you've got that you can use as you keep moving, grip tight on your weapon*
Delirium: *you run the fuck away. You are the embodiment of delirium and madness and even HE makes you want to run away. he is not one of your children anymore, he is that creepy uncle guy who comes along and says weird things at dinner and eats too much mashed potatoes at thanksgiving and then turns into a vegatable on the couch and watches inuyasha on adult swim when everyone else has gone to sleep. he scares you and dream says he's the one who took away your delight. you don't want him to take away anything else. not your new children amalia and vin brought into the world and oh they will be such wonderful children and you want them to be safe so you run and you don't look back and you make yourself smaller again as you go*
Cossak: *You duck after them and on the stairs are more monstrosities, working to try and flush yo uback out* GET EM VINIRA! JUST HACK AND SLASH AS FAR AS YOU CAN! BOTTOM OF THE STAIRWELL AND TO THE RIGHT AND WE WILL BE GETTING CLOSER TO BAY SIX!!
Nessie: THIS ISN'T STUPID! ITS SCIENCE! *you know you're small which is why you're using the jetpack. Okay it doesn't go very fast but you need a way to get ahead on your teeny legs so you're taking off. You're going down the stiars*
Vinira: *You split your weapon into the two blades, flicking one earfin slightly. It probably would have been safer for Nessie to stay on your back or shoulder where you had her, but you know what? No. If her actions get her wounded or killed, that's her deal and not yours. What you forcus on instead is heading down the stairs with force, teeth gritted and blades flashing. You're going for one hit shots, either fatal or knocking them out, whichever presents itself first, cutting what's essiential for your group to get down the stairs and actually... ignoring what little rest there is. Down the stairwell and to the right. You can remember that much*
Delirium: *you hold onto the flamethrower until you're told to use it so you don't burn any of the others by mistake, instead though, you send large sharks at the things ahead of you.... but you also make them on fire as they tear into the things in front of you and then set flames to whatever they bite into and disappear. it's the most you can do right now but you feel bad for the sharkys*
Cossak: *You fire ahead even as more enemies surge up. There are too many though...* DOES ANYONE HAVE A WAY TO GET AN ALTERNATE ROUTE QUICK!?
Nessie: *You look over your map* uhh....maybe! the ship is most likely close to a starbucks or  we could perhaps collapse a floor and go down that way!
Vinira: *You hiss through your gritted teeth, stabbing another and scowling* i've got a limo in my sylladex, can maybe use it to batter some off them out off the way? maybe rig the fflamethrower to blow up a weak spot in a wall or somethin, go with nessie's idea. *That is all that comes to mind immediately*
Delirium: dO bOtH! *you hold up the flame thrower for them* mAkE a HoLe AnD dRiVe OfF! *you keep the sharks going, using your powers to keep the enemies from overwhelming you*
Cossak: WORKS FOR ME! GET THE LIMO DOWN! NESSIE! YOU DRIVE THE FUCKING LIMO LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO OUT DRIVE YOUR DAD FOR MESSING WITH HIS ILL BEATS!
Nessie: hold onto your asses then because i did that once and literally had to leave the state and hide!
Vinira: *You need no further prompting, you pull the limo from your sylladex and move out of the way so Nessie can get in to drive it.* here! del! can you rig the fflamethrower? i'm sure nessie and cossak can ffigure out where it needs to go boom, just get it ready! *You'll hold off the enemies as long as they need to get into the car, then you'll head inside yourself*
Delirium: OkIeDoKiE! *you actually know how to do this, you rig some of the wiring on it and cross them and then you claw open a small hole in the gas vent and hand it to cossak so he can toss it before you turn to the limo and hop in, you love going on rides!*
Cossak: *you grunt and then pause to throw it...and then shoot it when it is over the enemies triggering an explosion. their black blood is highly combustibal. You dive into the limo* DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!!!
Nessie: *You jump into the car and stamp on the pedals. Its time to relive your angry teen years. Just pretend you're hopping up on hormones, sugar, and caffeine.The limo lurches forward at a high speed*
Vinira: *You're in and adjusting your grip on your weapon because ahah, no you're not going to take the chance of accidently stabbing anyone on this ride. Your earfins are still pinned, listening for anything more that might require extreme measures to deal with*
Delirium: *you're sitting calmly in the seat, your legs swinging back and forth above the floor and looking bored. you lean back and support your chin with your arm and your elbow presses a button and snoop dog comes on talking about smoking weed everyday. you giggle*
Cossak: *You lean out the window to fire shots back...but not before you put on some aviators. You feel it is appropriate with the music playing and the fact this like condy's limo....* JUST KEEP DRIVING NESSIE.....*Ahead are huge creatures with only  a limited amount of room to move between their legs. YOu pause to toss Vinira a large gun* LET'S WRECK SOME FUCKERS.....
Nessie: *You are giggling, hands gripping the wheel and foot slammed on the limo and still gunning ahead. You feel like Troll Rosario Dawnson in Death Proof. Fuck it, you are her.* eheheheheh! ALRIGHT!
Vinira: *You flick an earfin at the music, unsure what you think of it but whatever. Oh hey. You take the gun and eye it for a moment, working out how to work it real quick. You give a quick, tense, grin and you lean out of a window to start firing at the huge creatures, narrowing your eyes as you do so.* yes, lets
Delirium: *you giggle and hop up from your seat, opening the moon roof and climbing up, Destruction taught you a trick before he went away, and it's a fun trick. You open your mouth... and it keeps opening and the top part of your head start to take on the shape of your engine form down to your chin so that you have to struggle a little to stay upright and you fire off a large beam ahead of you and cut a swathe through the enemies.... and as soon as the limo passes the spot you shot it detonates and engulfs the hall in flames* WhEeEeEeEeE! *you cheer as your head goes back to normal and you fall back to the floor of the limo and move over to close the moon roof*
Cossak: *You growl as you mow down more enemies and ther is a room ahead....but an enemy rips at hte limo, taking out the bottom and it looses air, nose diving into the room and skidding across the floor. the enemy comes charging...then the bellow of a viral is heard and one leaps overhead, over the limo wreckagae and into the enemies, buying you time to pull yourself from the reck, gun read* EVERYONE OKAY!?
Nessie: *You grunt. You're rattled and got tossed about but you think you're going to be fun.* i'm alright...probably got whiplash but i'm good...fuck...
Vinira: *You weren't quite fast enough to shove your swords in your sylladex, so there's a nice little cut across one of your arms. ...Really the only thing that distinguishes it from the little cuts and bruises you still have from your fight with Haides is the fact that it's actually bleeding. You don't even notice it though, really.* i'm ffine *You adjust your grip on your blades, earfins flicking up* everyone ready to move? we need a headin
Delirium: *you pop up from the wreckage, grinning happily* I aM oKaY! *you look around trying to gauge where you are* aRe We ClOsE?
Cossak: *You shrug and the viral turns, his red eyes flashing* No you arent. You don't just go a few steps to that not door there and dont get down to the casway that won't take you to hangar six island. You arent the last? No more coming? *Turkey asks before paushing to slice an enemy in two*
Nessie: there's probably more coming i think.... *You say, wobbling from the wreckage. Fuck you're dizzy. Why are you dizzy? That's when you feel something drip into your eye. Fuck you scratched your head or something.* shit.
Vinira:  *...Did you hit your pan really hard while you tumbled? ...No you know you saw that before in Hook's lab and you're fairly certain that there's something in the viral book that explained a thing but you're not thinking about that right now. Surprise flickers over your earfins before you can contain it and you... are going to think about that more when you're all not in danger. Ahah. Heh. You perk your earfins and flick them, listening for more.* alright. ffar as i know, we're the last. didn't see anyone comin affter us *You put the gun in your sylladex for now, making a mental note to hand it off to Cossak later if he wants it back. You're better with blades and spears anyway*
Delirium: *you stand up and start to skip to the door, not paying much attention to anything else going on around you other then the ship ahead of you.*
Cossak: *You shoulder your gu nad move through the door heading down to a bridge that leads to the large ship. You hope others made it. You helped the ones you could fine. You only pause to pick up Nessie to carry her along down to the dock. Turkey shuts the blast doors and turns, sheathing his weapon, arching an eyebrow at Vinira as he passes her* you arent coming ? *He says before turning to head down the bridge to the ship*
Nessie: hey...! i just have a minor head wound! *You huff as Cossak picks you up. You hate being so short.*
Vinira: yeah, comin *You flick an earfin and twist to head down the bridge to the ship with a nod, putting your weapon over your back for now as you walk*
Del: *you approach the ship, ooohing a little at it before letting out an ahh and you quickly get on board, heading off to find your siblings who have already boarded.*
Nessie: *You are holding onto Cossak, feeling more tired. Fuck. You hope Casey and Holly are alright. Dallas is probably wandering around. Eh he'll be fine.*
Cossak: *You made it. You walk down the bridge ramp and Cherry destroys it behind your group. You see the other bridges being knocked down as the knights come in, giving ground meaning eveyrone that could get out is here. You hand Nessie to one of the hooklings dressed as a nurse who moves to take her to medical. Loclan is sitting, arms crossed and looking tense, eyes fixed on the groups coming up now. You wonder who made it out....*
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