Corndog Guy is just AvA's version of Waffle House.
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"it's the end of the world why not get a corndog!"
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would you guys fucking believe us if I made corndog guy look like this and also me and @wtfgaylittlezooid had him have lore in the au
no? too fuckin bad
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Just got the greatest fucking idea ever (Trust)
We go Poly, So here's the story
Navy and Orchid's relationship was going down to shit so they needed something or someone to spice up the relationship so they one day saw Corndog guy and they thought he was so hot and so sexy with his greed and sales so they rizzed him up got married and now their lesbian daughter purple has two dads and a mom
and because of Corndog guy and his nice rack Navy never left and Orchids sickness was no match for his sexy ass
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THE GRIND NEVER STOPS FOR CORNDOG GUY
the world can burn and corndog guy would still be hustling
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love this guy. the corndog ☝
absolutely HILARIOUS to me how they just dont gaf. not a single care in the world.
[also i got curious over the name of their actual color, since ive seen the name maroon thrown around, but that didnt seem too accurate to me... turns out, their color is sienna! so thats what ill be calling them, personally :3]
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Ko-fi donation reward for @/R4l31339574 (Twitter)
+ @kiuk0 's epic gummystick contribution
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every time i join a new fandom it's just tradition that i open requests so. it's time for that !
just head on over to the inbox and request something in there!
- i'll do these on my own time, and if i have the willpower to work on them! i tend to go chronologically, but i may skip back and forth from time to time.
- i have anons enabled!
- sadly, ocs tend to kill my motivation for these, so i will not be allowing oc submissions.
- i will not take requests posted in the replies of this post.
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They went to business school together
Now they're business partners!!!
CornDog Guy wearing a small silly little chef skirt ‼️‼️
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so um...
this ship ^_^...
someone in the alan becker discord server called stickfigure on the right, "Toast" and i think its a nice name; what are your thoughts? :D
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