#corkat

[lexcellence]

me: corkat is dead and buried, my icon exists only as a monument to my own laziness. I have moved past rage entirely, and embraced a begrudging exhaustion as my base state. My blood pressure hasn't risen in years. I am, if not at peace, at least calm.

Nancy, Your GM Financial Virtual Assistant: :)

Me: i swear by the bones of the elders i will commit technocide

Whoever decided this bank's godless automated intake system needs to have a "thinking" sound at all, let alone one that sounds like someone loudly clacking their keyboard right next to your ear, deserves to be dragged out into the street and put to death for the good of the culture.

[astarlightstrawberry]

yeah wtf dave

[corkcatering]

In our menus, you could find vegetarian dishes!!

[the-firebird69]

GEnoseis and it is huge to their base and they launch row after row of ships and in an effort to thwart our launch tak the ship thy fight day and nigt and much needed assistance has arrived in the form of troops and more than needed hopefully, tons are after them now both sides for thier betrayal   and it is on  we hear them we hide and did.  ended up helpin their side. we seethe empire fold so intlerant of all and it is crushed now on all sides near Venus flattened and the Star Blazers move off...soon the two will duel and he knows what side you want..... and he sees.  and knows and the corkat the mall much loved as well as othres by corks and more by his father who is proud he stood up to bja and it is on. ons of weapons out we hit Thor fire all weapons space and land sea air get it  all up and cordon off the seas, detection at max.  Pyramids up unless on core duty. and we hear it we konw which are designate and rise now Balaam Baal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0kuf2Lx-Q

[chitsangenthusiast]

shout out to all of you people who still chose to follow me even after i basically became a kpop blog

special shout out to corey who still chooses to follow me for some reason

he is a cool kid and i like him

and to ethan who recently followed me and then probably went "shit" and now can't unfollow me because we're irl friends

(ahahahahaaaaa)

[rinmemesuoka]

Tumblr Crushes:

jubigoeshomestuck

colonelcaroldanvers

dulcedoom

numquam-vincar

corkat

michaelceratops

ghost-anus

theonsthrobbingkraken

rosesollux

[lexcellence]

For more Quality Corey Content:

Twitter: Torterracotta

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Snapchat: torterracotta

Phone: yes

Pitch to scream into the void: dddag

Ao3: Corkat

Duel Links: 238-184-689

[peacefulmothflewthecoop-blog]

corkat quacked at your post: i lost a follower and freaked out thinking it was...

Nah, we good, little dolphin.

yay!! (since kyogre is the closest canon thing to a dolphin here is one looking very happy)

[brandilenore]

I’ve known Mark and Tracie at CorKat Data Solutions for sometime now, but, they have recently become a client of mine with repeat orders which is truly an honor. I appreciate all my clients and am very humbled that they continue to use me, thank you! Mark and Tracie also love dogs, which, as you know, I love dogs! So, this is Azul and I sporting the new CorKat Data tee that we had designed for them and printed! If you don’t know if CorKat, check them out at corkatdata.com They are a new breed of #datasecurity , completely refining the way you protect your #data. It’s an anywhere and anytime access to all of your data. #businesscontinuity #itservices #cloudsolutions #colocation They have #solutions for everyone! #msp #itcompany #ceo #entrepreneurlife #manageservice #nationwide #ceo #technology #tech #womanceo https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRnMuQgbob/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l9s35h903uef

[formerlyanon]

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[reverse-mermaid]

@lex behold! they kind of taste like tomato sauce and onion. :D

[mystryflvr]

corkat replied to your post: Yu Gi Oh season 0 was fantastic why wasn’t it on...

i’ve never seen it…

You should go watch it sometime 

It's pretty great! Kaiba has green hair

[dyinghere]

corkat replied to your chat: haha

omg

shh you saw nothing

[zacharycondom-blog]

aiight then how bout this because fuck if i can think of anything: dear hussie

dear hussie: 

ur insistance on making information canonical outside of you webcomic is annoying as shit. the shipping is stupid i wish youd stop focusing on the alpha kids and get back to the beta trolls and kids

[rinmemesuoka]

corkat replied to your post: thefullderse started following you MY ENTIRE BLOG...

FRIENDS MEETING FRIENDS

shut the fuck up

[previouslyon-honeybeeprofes-blog]

corkat reblogged your post: rachellori: thingstaggedvegan: honeybeeprofessor:...

Alex. Kiddo. You also made a post that consisted of the word “vegan,” and then tagged it as “vegan” “that’s the joke.” I...

ahh ye probably not the smartest thing to do

p. sure i just spiraled from joking about it into being genuinely annoyed by it