#coolest anon ever
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
I'm the anon from earlier. Just had to say, I'm so glad you posted your art! I don't know why you were so hesitant, it's lovely! Hopefully this will give you more confidence to post more of your work, art and Fics! 🥰
HIIII AGAIN! SORRY I DDINT REPLY TO YOUR LAST ASK!!! i had planned on it but ive been super busy- hence why ive barely posted art or anything!
this is literally the sweetest thing ever thank you so much 😭💕💕 i’m gonna work on posting a lot more!! i do lots of art that just sits in my gallery haha
#anon ask#coolest anon ever#josh rambling#silly#i may post a headcanon list for sillies at some point#i have a crazy amount for solo sikoa i adore him#i adore u anon thank you#you’re literally the best ily
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hiii I have nothing to do at work so of course I have to day dream about different dark!Bucky scenarios (I do not condone cheating but this is really hot to me aaaa)��� like imagine your husband and Bucky have always had an ongoing rivalry, They worked together, went to college together, hated every ounce of each other. One night you’re at the bar with your friends when Bucky comes over to you and buys you drink after drink after drink, taking you back to his house. He’s throwing you on his bed and ripping your clothes off, kissing you hungrily. “Get ready baby, this is gonna be much tougher than you’re used to.” “Please.” “Yeah? Is he not satisfying you baby? This pretty pussy deserves to be treated right, luckily I’m here now.” He’s so rough with you, fucking you harshly, the dirty talking is driving you crazy. He’s so cocky and cruel, bending you in several different positions and pounding into you for hours. If only you had seen the camera… (part 2??? Bucky making your husband watch the video 😭) -💒
This, a thousand times over 😵💫 and I can just imagine throwing all the stuff at him that you wouldn't dream of doing with your husband. Maybe your husband really doesn't let you explore your fantasies and if you've got one chance to do that, you're determined to take it.
Especially if Bucky is quite a bit rougher than you're used to while still being so respectful. He got the impression that you're not being fucked how you want to be and he wants to give you everything you dream of when you touch yourself. He's not necessarily rough with you because he wants to be. He's rough because that's what you want.
If he's feeling extra filthy too, he'd fuck you in the bed you share with your husband. You're on your hands and knees on the bed, presenting your glistening pussy to him, enjoying the sensation of him smearing your arousal over the tip of his cock.
"Fuck, do you know how bad I want this?" He hums quietly, trailing his leaking tip over your slick folds. "Do you know how badly I want to press inside you? You've made such a mess. Bet you feel like fuckin' Heaven and he doesn't even appreciate it."
With his free hand, Bucky grabs a handful of your ass, squeezing just enough that you feel it hurt.
"Don't want to rush this though." His tip lines up with your entrance, teasing the little fluttering hole and God, you're desperate. "I want to take my time. Want to make sure every time your head hits this pillow, you remember how it feels to have every. Last. Inch of me slip inside you."
You can't have him wait any longer though so you press your hips back onto him, feeling just the tip slide into you. "Good girl, that's it. Fuck yourself on me. You need this, don't you? You need to be fucked right for a change."
He's not wrong. You couldn't stop now, even if you wanted to so you keep going, taking all of him. The weight of him inside you is delightful.
"Oh God, you're perfect. You feel like you were made for me." He doesn't dare move. Instead, he takes a second to just enjoy the wet heat of your body and the snug fit of you around his cock.
"You are. A fucking. Dream." He tests the water with a few shallow thrusts, rutting his tip against the sweet spot inside you. You're so wet, you're convinced you must be dripping onto the sheets and your eyes roll back in your head at the very thought.
This is how sex is supposed to feel. You didn't think you could crave anyone the way you do now. "Buck, please." You whimper, rolling your hips back against him, pressing him as deep inside you as possible. "Don't be gentle."
You hear him groan and feel his fingertips trail down your spine, making you arch your back into the bed. "Is that what you need, sweetheart? Can tell just by looking at you that you need it hard and fast and rough tonight. I'll be gentle with you tomorrow morning, I promise. Gotta work some of that tension out of you first. Bet you haven't cum in months."
You don't like that he can tell so easily but you're not surprised either. The first sharp thrust knocks the air from your lungs but all you hear is a pathetic sob, followed by the crack of a hard spank to your ass and the blossoming, stinging pain he's inflicted.
You're not surprised that it only makes you wetter.
#asks answered <3#💒 anon#becca writes spice#bucky barnes x reader smut#bucky barnes smut#I've got no words for what I've just written#I think I made myself dizzy#I want to give this like nine more parts eughhhhhh#and I think I'll definitely give it at least one more#tw: cheating#there's nothing I love more than finding someone you just click with#I usually stick with the same hairdresser#but my hair was sitting weird and I was desperate to get it cut so I went to a different stylist at the same place I usually go to#and we just vibed#she's the coolest#within half an hour we were planning how she's gonna tell the new man she's seeing that she's starting her first round of IVF#We talked the entire 3 hours I was there#and she said she hopes her daughter turns out like me 🥺🥺#like no girl I swear you don't#but that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said
351 notes
·
View notes
Note
as a tails kin, anytime i see a sonic kin I have the urge to jump and shout with joy lmao
ANOTHER LITTLE BUDDY?! >:D HECK YEAH DUDE HEY!!!
The world needs some more Tails kins sjhjshsjgsjg
SENDING YOU SO MUCH GOOD VIBES💖💖💖💖💖
27 notes
·
View notes
Note
could i request rayumi sitting next to each other in like a sauna (this part doesn't have to actually really be depicted) and they're making out. there's steam all around them from the sauna and they're both kinda flushed from the heat. their bodies are sitting facing forward but their heads are tilted towards each other to like sloppy open mouth kiss and also they're sweaty and in swimsuits. if this is way too specific i'm sorry. anyway i love them and i love your art.
Hey anon you're my favorite ever btw 💖💗💞💝💓💗💖💞💕❤💞
Fortunately swim suits aren't allowed in the sauna so it's just towels all the way \o/
#this is definitely not the intended use of the sauna#yappa art#yappa answers#nsftumblr#rayumi#i need a yumi tag#raymond delver#the mortuary assistant#oc x canon#we're so fucking back#anon how does it feel to be the coolest ever
20 notes
·
View notes
Note
Ghost… I messed up spectacularly 😭🤣 by burning my lashes with an at home lash perming kit… And now they look like dead spiders (I say it like Gale from BG3 every time I explain)
So I’ve been wearing false lashes to work and customers won’t stop asking for my number 😭😭😭 bro I just work here. I’m actually a gremlin in disguise, you don’t want this.
I need FemSimon at my work to stand behind me and just shake her head at customers with a straight face like that one paramedic on TikTok.
-Kimchi
jhkjashdfkj i love the idea of someone being creepy and asking for your number over and over and Fem Simon is just standing behind you like
And like. Who's gonna disobey her? She's 6'4" and looks like she could bench press your car.
#reminds me of the time some dude i was talking to was like 'you're the coolest person i've ever met' and i'm like#man must have sucked living all alone in that cave for 30 years#asked and answered#kimchi anon
9 notes
·
View notes
Note
Feel free to ignore this ask but I would absolutely love to hear about your 4 season rework of green lantern
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ANON YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ANON OF ALL TIME GO TO BED KNOWING I LOVE YOU MOST.
OK. This isn't all of it. This is season 1. But it's SUPER LONG, so I'm putting it under a cut. I have rewritten the Emerald Knight/Zero Hour thing and completely rewritten Kyle Rayner from scratch you are SO fucking welcome.
TL;DR:
Kyle is a furry wannabe Steven Universe storyboarder who trips and falls on a ring some weirdo green guy dropped on his head. Using the power of his influencer girlfriend, nerdy neurodivergency, and being an insane attention whore, Kyle becomes the world's first influencer superhero.
And in which we learn how justice isn't so just, that a peacekeeping institution without humanity is cruel, that social structures that give men absolute power and brainwash them with superiority complexes are recipes for mass shootings, and that an immigrant kid is the only person left who can tear down the idealized image of the American Dream and expose the rotten corruption within.
Emerald Knight
I'll phrase this as if you are a normal person who makes good use of your limited time on Earth and doesn't know anything about Green Lantern:
Hal Jordan is an All-American military test pilot, star member of the intergalactic police force The Green Lanterns, and a hero to Earth. He's had a long and illustrious career as a superhero, from founding the Justice League to serving as the star warrior of the Green Lanterns. Hal Jordan's the cornerstone of an institution. The institution known as peace. His ring can create anything and do anything, so long as he has the will. If he wants something bad enough, his ring can make it. The ring runs on an all-powerful battery that's powered by bravery, free will, and sheer focus.
Tragedy strikes. Hal Jordan loses a fight, to catastrophic consequences. His home Coast City, a city that's enjoyed his protection for over twenty years, is destroyed. Nuked. All that's left is a crater. Everyone Hal Jordan has ever known or loved - everybody he's ever fought for - is gone. He has failed everybody. His ring has failed him.
Hal approaches the Guardians of Oa, the leaders of the police force he's served. He asks them for help - if they can use their incredible power to remake Coast City and set things right again.
The Guardians say it's not their job. They fight crime, they don't rewind time. They aren't a humanitarian organization. Ask for other help.
Hal asks for other help. He asks every superhero he can find, every friend he's ever made - there's nothing anybody can do. Desperate, he returns to the crater of Coast City. He makes a wish. He wants something harder than he's ever wanted anything before: his home back.
For a minute, it works. Coast City is there again. They're alive. He's home.
Then his ring is shut off. A Guardian of Oa appears before him, a leader of the Green Lantern Corp and the head of their home planet and home base known as Oa. He's broken an essential rule of the Green Lantern Corp - that you never, ever use your ring selfishly, or for personal gain - and he's being brought back to Oa for a disciplinary hearing.
Even at his hearing, Hal asks for help. He tells the Guardians that he doesn't understand. They sit on the Green Lantern battery, the largest and most powerful energy source in the galaxy, why can't he use it to resurrect his town? It's not for you, the Guardians say, it's for everyone. But Hal worked for the police force for 20 years! He put his blood, sweat, and tears into the Corp. Doesn't he deserve something back? It's not about you, the Guardians say. It's about truth, justice, and harmony. Our obligation is to defeat evil. They're focused on the greater good, they can't sweat the smaller stuff. Their purpose is to fight evil, not create good.
For the last time, Hal asks them for access to the battery. They say no.
Hal snaps. His ring bursts. His power reflects his will - what he wants more than almost anything. And almost every Guardian is sliced in half.
He put 20 years into this organization and they threw him away. He fought for Truth, Justice, and Harmony and look where it got him - he lost everything. The greater good did nothing for him. The greater good did nothing for his town. The greater good is resurrecting his town. So if he does some smaller stuff it's justified, because he's going to act for the greater good of Earth and his people.
If they won't give it to him, he'll take it. He'll charge himself in the battery, attain full power, and serve the greater good. The entire Green Lantern Corp (GLC) tries to stop him, and he destroys their rings. He pushes them aside. More and more GLs are called in, and he defeats them all. He's the greatest of them, and what he wants he's going to get.
Hal's always had a best friend, named Kilowog. He was a corpman through and through. If Hal was their strongest warrior, Kilowog was their most dedicated. He believes in what they do. He's a very good person. Hal knows he is a better person than Hal ever was.
Kilowog gets through to him, just a little. This wouldn't just destroy the battery. It would hurt people. He's a warrior, he has to uphold their values. Even if the GLC has failed him, the people haven't. He makes Hal stop and think.
So Hal thinks. All the GLC has ever cared about is fighting evil, no matter the cost to themselves. But they have to be the evil ones. They aren't allowing Hal to create good. Evil has to be fought, cannot be tolerated, and nothing else matters as long as good is created. He can't tolerate it. He has an obligation not to tolerate it. He has to destroy the Green Lantern Corp.
His friends and his warriors - they chose to participate in this evil. They were warriors of the system that failed him, and he has to punish them too. You punish bad. Everybody's bad, because they hurt Hal and never healed him, and you punish bad.
Kilowog tries to stop him. Hal kills Kilowog. Hal stands over his friend's corpse, the best man he ever knew, and realizes that he's bad too.
He's done it. He's found the battery. He steps inside the battery and supercharges his ring. If he wants it bad enough, he can do it. And he wants it so, so -
But Hal's always known. The ring can do anything he wants, but it cannot ressurect the dead. He knew. But it was his only shot. And it was a failure. Evil is all that's left. Good is gone.
Hal blows up the battery. Oa, everybody on it, and himself.
Everything is destroyed. Every lantern on Oa dies and every deployed Lantern loses their ring. The records, history, system, home - everything once known as the GLC is wiped out. Only one ring remains - Kilowog's ring, the one thing Hal couldn't bear to destroy.
Miraculously, one Guardian clings to life. He follows Hal Jordan's trail, on the brink of death, searching for nothing but the next wielder of the ring. The rings choose the wielder, but this ring is grieving and can't search. There will be no chosen one, no special hero. Anybody will do. The GLC just has to survive.
The last Guardian of Oa lands in the back alley behind a nightclub. A human man is standing there, fighting the urge to throw up. He's a lightweight, but he really wanted to look cool in front of his girlfriend and win that drinking contest. When he sees the little blue man, he's pretty sure he's hallucinating.
"Are you, like, okay?" the man asks. He's mildly concerned.
The dying alien needs to tell the man everything. About the GLC, about how to keep it alive. What happened to them and how to avenge them. What a ring is, how to charge the ring, how to use it, anything.
But he spends his dying breath on something else completely:
"Help them."
The alien dies, and his body disapears. The man blinks at the empty alleyway, distantly aware that he just got Obi-Wan Kenobi'd.
"I should drink less," Kyle Rayner says, and goes back inside the nightclub.
KYLE RAYNER: WHO THE FUCK IS KYLE RAYNER?
Kyle Rayner is nobody.
Okay, that's a lie. Kyle Rayner is somebody to Kyle Rayner. And his girlfriend Alex. That's two people! He's practically popular!
Kyle immigrated from Korea to Los Angeles about a year ago. He's twenty three, permanently enthusiastic, and learned English through being SUPER overly online. He spends all of his time on Overwatch, MMOs, Twitter, and FurAffinity. His life is Hollywood, Triple AAA games, American comics, and Cartoon Network. He was kind of a big name in the Steven Universe fandom, not to brag. He worked as an animator in Korea (on his fifth favorite American show! No, he was not credited.), but the pay was complete shit and he was tired of doing the grunt work for somebody else's dream. Kyle's going to write his own comic book, show run his own cartoon. He's going to taste the limelight and experience complete Creative Freedom. Those are the two most important words in the world to him: Creative and Freedom.
America's where the action is. Why not move there? Kyle doesn't exactly have any friends or family in Korea. Nobody knows or loves him. It's Hollywood time, baby! He's making it big!
Kyle's creative, independent, a free thinker. He's also an obsessive and compulsive nerd. He'll draw for ten hours completely focused, and he can't be disturbed or distracted. His brain never stops churning out new ideas. He wants a million things, he knows just how to make them, and he has the focus and self-discipline to sit down and get to work.
This will make him the perfect Green Lantern. He doesn't know this. He's just completely sure it'll make him wildly successful in America!
What? No, he doesn't know much about superheroes. They aren't comic characters, why should he care. Didn't Superman save a town or something the other day? He doesn't watch the news. Anyway, Alex, check it out! This green Obi-Wan Kenobi dude gave me this fucked up ring! Isn't it cool, Alex! What is it?
ALEX DEWITT: WHO THE HELL IS ALEX DEWITT?
Alex Dewitt is somebody. Or she will be. Any day now.
Kyle's girlfriend as of a year, met at a ComicCon. L.A. B-list influencer. The worst kind of influencer. She does alright, enough to make a living. Her job involves being a hot woman posing on a beach. And a hot woman drinking a latte. And a hot woman promoting a brand of jewelery. And a hot woman on a boat. And -
She's tired of doing the grunt work of pretending to live somebody else's dream. Her only freedom is what sponsored dress to wear for the next shoot. She's a hot face in an attractive crowd and she hates it. There's no room for freedom of expression, no room for individuality. Every time she tries to talk about politics or justice or morality or truth or immigration policies on her Twitter she gets a thousand replies about how she can't know anything about it, get back to posting thirst traps.
Alex wants to do something nobody's ever dreamed of before. She'll get famous for her mind and her talent, not just her body. Alex will create something amazing. Any day now. She'll make it. Eventually.
Alex and Kyle haven't been dating for too long, but they love each other fiercely. Alex loves Kyle because he's free thinking and creative where she's linear and straight-forward. Kyle introduces a creative mindset to her art, and she introduces a business minded and hustler approach to his. She's not good with the big picture ideas and he's not good with the details. Kyle dreams it, Alex achieves it. Nobody on Discord believes Kyle when he says he's dating a model. They shouldn't. But he is. Kyle is also surprisingly hot.
Alex, who does watch the news: "Holy shit, that's a Green Lantern ring." Kyle: "It's not grave robbing if the alien guy gave me it and then died, right?" Alex: "Green Lantern's an American superhero! He helped found the Justice League! Nobody's seen him since his city's blown up, but -" Kyle: "Wait, that hole in the ground we took aesthetic pics in front of was a city?" Alex: "The aesthetic is a social commentary." Kyle: "Barely know what that is! So does this mean we can keep it or what?" Alex: "Depends on if you want superpowers or not." Kyle: "Highly photogenic superpowers? :D"
Should they find one of the other few human GLs and give it back? Probably. But hey, nobody's looking for it. This is LA, baby. It's finders keepers. And they just scored the find of a century. This is the big break they're looking for. This is their ticket to the big time.
This…is going to make Alex go ABSOLUTELY VIRAL.
GREEN LANTERN GOES VIRAL.
Turns out, when two attention whore Los Angeles twenty three year olds score the flashiest superpowers in existence, they get as many clicks as they want. As everybody knows in L.A.: if you want it hard enough, you can get it. #grindallday #hustlelife
Kyle is the first superhero with a TikTok. He's the first superhero with an everything. Being an influencer is being a businessman, and Alex has always known how to play the cut-throat game. She bills him as the first Gen Z Superhero and books him on everything. YouTube celeb videos, TikTok after TikTok where he makes 3D glowing green memes, charity Twitch livestreams, Instagram lives where he has his ring create suggestions from the comments. Kyle collabs with some of the biggest Korean influencers. He's gone international.
He also, like, fights supervillains. He's actually really good at fighting supervillains. His determined will, his absolute focus, his unbounded creativity - he's a genius of a Green Lantern. Kyle doesn't know this. He just thinks being a superhero is kind of easy. But do you know what's not easy? Building a website. With Squarespace, you can -
Alex has found a schtick. She has the unique billing. Who else can put "superhero girlfriend" on their Insta bio? She's an A lister in no time. She's created a dream life and it's flying off the shelves: who hasn't fantasized about being a superhero's girlfriend? Who hasn't wondered what that's like? If you click on her Insta, you can see that it's so totally awesome!
They don't have secret identities. They are incredibly irresponsible. But that was obvious.
Kyle is adored by the entire 12-25yo male demographic, but Alex is respected now (and adored by the 12-25yo female demographic). Nobody cared about the opinions of yet another L.A. B-list influencer. But a superhero girlfriend? Advocacy is practically her job. People are listening to her. Now people want to hear her opinion on everything, from immigration issues to enviornmentalism. She could probably start her own charity or something! She can #raiseawareness of anything!
She does not #raiseawareness of Hal Jordan. Nobody really knows where he is.
His friends knew he was going insane with grief, and the world knew he disapeared. The other Earth GLs (John Stewart and Guy Gardner) had their rings broken, and they both had to retire in grief for the loss of their superhero identities. And for Hal, who everybody is quietly sure killed himself.
And then.
THIS ASSHOLE.
Whose ring didn't break. Who came out of nowhere. Who's never even spoken with another superhero ("Uh, there's, like, Superman?" Kyle says, sweating. "And…Batman? Is Batman real? They were joking about Batman, right?"). Who his shamelessly exploiting the Green Lantern reputation and legacy for clicks and ad revenue. Whose influencer girlfriend is posting TikToks of them going out for romantic moonlit flighs. Who, infuriatingly, is excellent with that ring.
The Justice League didn't take action for a while. He probably wasn't even a real Green Lantern, just a copy riding off the image. Somebody from the GLC will come down and take care of it. And if he is a real GL, then they'll drag him back up to Oa by the ear for boot camp. But time passes, and nobody comes.
Guy and Kyle can't raise their old comrades in the Corp. They can't get in touch with Kilowog. Everybody's vanished. The only Green Lantern seemingly left in the galaxy is that fucking TikTok kid.
Finally, Guy and Kyle knock on Kyle and Alex's door. They tell them to come back with a warrant. Kyle's ring starts going nuts. They let them in. And, finally, after months, Kyle learns what the fuck the Green Lantern Corp is. John tells him that he has to use the ring as intended, or to give it to somebody who will. You're carrying a sacred duty and you're using it for clicks.
Kyle: Kyle: Kyle: Kyle: "I'M A FUCKING COP?"
Obviously, Kyle will not be a cop. But he does feel guilty, and he does know that the world needs an actual superhero. Not whatever the hell he is (he did save LA from a lava monster yesterday, though!). He tries to give John the ring back, but it won't work for him. Kyle's the only GL they have. They're kind of depending on him. Kyle hates this.
At the very least, he promises to travel to Oa and just see if anybody's alive over there. Kyle can tell that Hal Jordan was 10x the guy he was, and his friends deserve to learn the truth about what happened to him. And, maybe, the world can get a real Green Lantern back. Even if everybody and the kpoppies agree that the new guy is way better than the old guy, since he didn't shoot promotional videos for the US Military and isn't a bootlicker. And SPACE, BABY!
#GREENLANTERNINSPACE TRENDS
After a while of Space Adventures (Kyle takes a wrong turn at Space Albuquerque and ends up teaching Lobo what hentai is (Kyle is now Lobo's hentai dealer)), Kyle finally shows up at Oa. Time to finally figure out this mystery, ask all the cop motherfuckers what's going on, and - OK, worng coordinates. Where's Oa. Anybody? Anyone?
As Kyle floats in the atoms of a destroyed planet - as Kyle still feels the ghost of its heat - his ring speaks to him, for the very first time. The ring spoke to Hal and Guy and John, but it never spoke to him. And it speaks with Kilowog's voice.
The ring acts as a black box recording of Kilowog's final moments. It tells Kyle that he deserves to learn the truth. Kilowog was such a brave person that his personality must have imprinted into the ring matrix - or maybe it's like a dog that really loved its person.
It shows Kyle the final moments of Oa, just as Kilowog experienced it. It shows Kyle how it felt to have his best friend murder him, to see his life's work destroyed. It shows Kyle everything - Kilowog's passion for the GLC, his life as a warrior, his history and friendship with Hal. Kilowog's entire life, and how amazing it was. And what Kyle feels most of all was his dedication and spirit, and how deeply he believed in right and wrong. And how Hal killed him, and how Hal killed them all.
Kyle, having secondhand experienced a tragedy, goes HOLY SHIT. MURDER? BEST FRIEND MURDERED ME? I MEAN KILOWOG? DEATH?
Kyle knows he has to tell people about this. That the world has to know that their platonic ideal of a superhero, the best Lantern in the Corp, a founding member of the justice League, a superhero of 20+ years - they have to know that he murdered his best friend and destroyed the GLC, killing thousands.
And that Kyle, the immigrant Korean twenty three year old TikTok influencer slash Twitch livestreamer has to be the one to tell them.
Nobody will believe him. Kyle knows that. Who the hell would believe an all-American hero did this? Even if they did believe him, it could destabilize the entire superhero community. Maybe even America. What would they think about him? They'd call him a liar. Is the truth worth putting his own image in danger, hurting his grieving friends?
It would mean speaking up against the corruption and atrocity at the heart of an institution that is load bearing on society and civilization. It would involve tearing down the ideal image of an American, the American hopes and dreams that he used to believe in, and exposure the ugly and cruel reality of a cruel institution that drove a man insane.
Kyle knows everybody would turn on him. Nobody would believe him. Hal was influential, he literally helped found the Justice League. If Kyle writes that callout post, he'll get cancelled big time.
Kyle's goofy, but he's not dumb. He's lived in America for one and a half years. He has nobody on his side but Alex. He can have all of the followers he wants, but they'd turn on him in an instant. The internet, the public, the government, the Justice League. They'd all turn on him.
Kyle gets scared. He can't do it. The ring has a suggestion.
Ring: "Maybe the truth'll mean more coming from a real GL, kid! :D" Kyle: "Great idea Mr. Kilowog Ring! Where do we find this guy?" Ring: "I'm just a ring buddy :D" Kyle: "Useless :D"
But it's the best idea he has. There has to be satellite outposts, Jedi Temples, surviving rings - there has to be somebody who actually knows what they're doing, who's a real warrior. They can tell the truth. He just has to take a life-changing field trip to find them.
Kyle, calling space long distance home to Alex: "Hi honey! Having a weird one in space right now!" Alex: "Be weirder if you were having a normal one in space. Are you going to be home soon, I finally scored you that collab with BTS" Kyle: "FUCK" Kyle: "Alex please reschedule the collab with BTS I have to have an existential crisis slash mental breakdown and run away into space and chase down evidence of an intergalactic conspiracy" Alex: "Can't you do that after BTS" Kyle: "I WISH I COULD ALEX"
Somebody in the galaxy can tell the world the truth. Kyle just has to find them.
#green lantern#kyle rayner#hal jordan#guy gardner#john stewart#my writing#you ever go insane in your sibling's DMs for like two hours#and then look at it and know that this is the coolest thing you will never write#anyway there are still seasons 2-4 but jesus this post was long enough#i read kyle's introduction TPB went 'hm you know how this could be better' and improved everyone's lives#thank u anon i got so much shit like this that i feel like an idiot for just dropping
110 notes
·
View notes
Text
You know… I never understood people being afraid of butterflies until SOMEONE had to bring up SOUNDING. Now I’m terrified
#ask#anon#TW sounding#TW uncomfy#y’all nasty#flyganon#coolest name ever#deer anon#Smasheon and Passeon#Beautifly#sounding is a valid kink#and we don’t kinkshame#but personally it makes me cringe#like physical cringe not like omg that’s gross cringe#cause I don’t judge#pokemon#pkmn#pkmn smash or pass#pokemon smash or pass#smash or pass
31 notes
·
View notes
Note
never apologize for yuebei xingjun posting!!
Hell yeah anon! This world needs more large and powerful monkey yaoguai women <3
#yuebei xing#yuebei xingjun#journey to the south#jttw#she's barely in any jttw-adjacent literature#and is still the coolest Sun Wukong fanbaby ever <3#she deserves her own book and movie and I am not even kidding#anon answered#shark's sketches
25 notes
·
View notes
Note
hey I gotta ask. do you rec people to play that. should I play that? I kinda wanna play that
Are. Are you talking about final fantasy 14 with a free trial up to level 60 including the award winning expansion heavensward
I don’t know! I haven’t experienced 90% of the game. I’m about 1% of the way into Heavensward. I’ve heard it’s very good, and I believe everyone because now that I’m really playing it’s fun for me to play. I like the characters, but notably I like the characters now and did not like them early on. I like my character now, but I changed him three times and wasn’t attached for a long time. I only really started getting interested at the Garuda trial, which is HOURS AND HOURS into the game, and after I bought a sub so I could talk to friends and get market board clothes (cool clothes is a big part of my enjoyment)
Final fantasy 14 has a huge barrier to entry, one that they’ve even tried to condense for the sake of new players. It’s a lot of go here talk to this guy go here fight this guy go here talk to this other guy. It’s not for people who don’t enjoy reading in visual novels (there’s a lot of reading!). It’s VERY LONG. It can seem to meander. However, once they picked up their feet, I started having a lot of fun! Even minor NPCs come back. There’s consequences to your actions. There’s a Steps of Faith trial at the very end of post-ARR (which doesn’t deserve the flak it gets, I enjoyed post-ARR more than base ARR) that I was fully engaged in just because it was cool! I went ocean fishing and got a shark pet!
so I’m not sure if I can recommend it yet. certainly you can find other people who will, who have played way more than I have. But I say go for it? It’s free to play even further than I’ve played. if you have the interest and free time, go for it.
#ask#anon#ffxiv#Honestly? I just think dragoons are the coolest things final fantasy has ever made#but I still prefer a caster class. big number go (METAL GUITAR SHREDDING)#BLACK MAGE WINS
29 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hi again! It me, 'that' anon again 😂
YOU HAVE TO continue this! You can't just leave us hanging 😭 I'm already want to know more and would love to read more of your story!
HIII!!! i would love to continue it honestly! i’m gonna have so much free time here in these next few months, soo..
i just have to figure out where i want the story to go!!! as i said, that draft is from 2023 - it’s the *only* draft, too - so i have no clue what i was planning at the time or where the plot was going. i’ll basically be thinking up a new plot!!!!!
#anon ask#coolest anon ever#THANK YOU BY THE WAY#i adore you#josh rambling#wwe#solo sikoa#writing shtuff#i don’t know if i want it to be angsty#or something like that#i LOVE angst so i guess that may be inevitable#idk if anyone has ideas or wants to talk about stuff like this#PLSSSS dm me id LOVE to talk to you!!!!
0 notes
Note
Can we get a small snippet of some Medusa fluff to lighten your dash after the emotional journey we've been in with awtr?
Oh haha, oh I still awtr prompts to fill 👀 several, actually
Someone asked for me to write one of Lexa's letters to Clarke and buddy ya buckle up 🙂
But uh, nah I'm putting a moratorium on Medusa snippets. Can't give away the whole thing. How about we split the difference and you get a very, very little MBFW spoiler instead?
////////
They'd been met inside by the shop owner herself, Abby immediately taking a devoted liking to the stout little dictator of a woman whose vaguely threatening aura was only enhanced by the thick sound of an European accent that Lexa couldn't quite pin down. She'd ushered them inside in pairs, waving the women toward her right with a flop of her hand, while directing the men toward the tuxedo rental outlet next door with a droll, "No, here's not for you. Unless you want dress. In which case, you stay. Otherwise, boys, you go," and corralled them through the doorway that divided the two main rooms.
Which was how Lexa had found herself standing awkwardly in a sea of her family and people she'd only met about an hour before, each getting prodded, poked, and pinched by tiny unforgiving hands in the name of getting their measurements.
"I have been on dates that haven't felt this intimate," Raven grunted before being unceremoniously whirled around and having her arms yanked out in the air. "Ow, shit, lady!"
"No curse in my shop. Only smiles. It's happy day. Okay, you're so beautiful. Go," the owner droned out in monotone clips before planting a hand on Raven's back and shoving her out of the way.
Raven stumbled her way out of the line with a backwards scowl. She made her way over to the bride and maid of honor where they dutifully waited for the rest of the bridal party to finish their turn. "Who fuckin' let her out of the gulag early?"
Clarke barely paused in her casual perusal of the closest rack lined with dress options. "Hey, shush. She's the only one who could promise to have all four dresses done in three days. And her work is immaculate."
"And that's great, but she doesn't have to give me a pap smear and a smack on the ass to get that done."
"At least she didn't actually feel you up," Lexa interjected with a shiver at the memory of her turn in line. She double checked that no one was paying attention to her before lowering her voice and bringing her hands up to roughly cup the underside of her own breasts. "Tsk. You have metal on your boobs," she imitated the shopkeeper in a disappointed whisper, "This will be no good. You take those out day of, okay?"
"Lexa—"
"They're nice, though," she continued in the accent with another wave toward her breasts. "You should be proud. Not cross-eyed at all."
#anon#MBFW#had aa dress fitting very similar to this once#she was the coolest old lady ever#just very rough 🥴#and no boundaries#very 'nothing i haven't seen before' attitude
24 notes
·
View notes
Note
*pops out of nowhere*
Hi hi hi hi hi! :]
just dropping by to say i like your art, it's so cute and bright! I love how you draw cross, your art just looks so so so soft! ALSO the Kitties!!! i love those photo edits♡
~sending lots and lots of love
*runs away back into the void*
hello :D
i cannot begin to describe how happy this ask made me :3 im glad you enjoy my art and ofc the kitties!! its all really fun for me to make so im happy someone else enjoys looking at it like i enjoy creating it <3 u seem so fun and friendly as well!!
thank you for the ask and i hope youre having a wonderful day, anon♡
14 notes
·
View notes
Note
do u (or any of ur wonderful writing community) have any advice for someone that has a fic idea that seems likely to be multi chapter but they've never written anything before?
Hi anon!! I'm so honored to have been sent this, and I'm excited to hear what my fellow writers have to say about it! Anyone have thoughts? Tagging a few of you: @mvnvgedmischief @abihastastybeans @athenasparrow @charmsandtealeaves @annabtg @practicecourts
Here's my advice as someone who literally stumbled into their first multi-chap fic:
figure out the ultimate story you're trying to tell. what are the main themes? what is the ultimate point of the story? it's so easy to lose momentum, especially for your first multi-chap. I think it helps a lot to know the "why" of your story so that when you get to the tough chapters, you have a strong reason to push through
create an outline. i know outlines aren't for everyone, but GOD it has been helpful for me. idk where you're at in your idea formulation, but i know in the past my ideas have been like...snatches of scenes, a general concept of the overall story - but it's lacked the specific content of the full story, and that's really tripped me up when it came to writing. with dead to me, i wrote a rough outline for every single chapter, so i knew how i was going to get from a to d to n to z instead of just being like "well, i know what a is. i know what d is. i know what n is. that's enough!" nahhh man you gotta figure out at least roughly what b and c and e anddddd etc. are gonna be too. the outline has changed and lengthened as i went, but honestly, it's still stayed pretty true to the skeleton i created at the start.
my beta reader gave me the suggestion to write out important scenes in the story from throughout it, to help me get a sense of what i needed to happen in between those scenes to get to those points. like for me, the absolute hardest part of a multi-chap so far has been making sure that the characterization stays consistent and makes sense as we go along. esp cause there is so much character development happening, it has to make sense, and that happens a lot in those in-between chapters. so it's good to have a sense of those BIG moments to help yourself stay on track for how you're getting your characters (thematically, character-wise, logistically) to those moments. [i hope that made sense]
find someone to read it over for you/be your beta! it's SOOOO helpful having someone to bounce ideas off of, and if you're completely new to writing, i'm guessing you might benefit from having just a general editor to point out grammatical things or ways the writing could be clearer.
be nice to yourself, take it slow if you need to. everyone handles posting differently - some people like to write the whole fic first, some people (like me) prefer to go chapter by chapter because having people comment and be reading along with it gives you momentum to finish. but i would say, if you are going to go with that second option, consider writing a good bit of the story before posting the first chapter. like give yourself some time to write until you get stuck - that will help you find some of the kinks in the story, figure out how to navigate there being holes in the narrative, maybe tighten up your outline, etc. and also gives you time to get the chapters edited by someone.
okay that's a LOT of practical advice, i hope you find it helpful <3 otherwise i'd just say, it's REALLY fucking exciting to be writing your first multi-chap, AND to be starting to write at all!!! have fun with it, get lost in the excitement, let yourself really enjoy your characters and the world YOU'RE developing. it's so fucking cool to be a writer!!! and all of the stuff i mentioned is part of being a writer, so like...soak it up?? and know that you DON'T have to do it perfectly to be a writer, or to enjoy the process. it's your first time writing and first time doing a multi-chap - literally all of this is an opportunity to learn and also have fun, so I hope you do that and don't get too caught up in the weight of feeling like you have to finish it in x amount of time or that it has to be perfect.
you're so cool for doing this!! and i hope that in some way you share your work with me/this community, cause I would love to see it and be cheering you on <3 i'm cheering you on regardless though!!!!!
#being a writer is the Coolest Thing Ever#good for you for starting!!!!#<3333#lovely anons#charlie mail#writing
20 notes
·
View notes
Note
I hope you have a lovely day and you see a neat-shaped cloud or a cool bug
AWWWW this made me smile so much this morning!! I'm afraid it is fully overcast today, however I did see a very lovely snail on my walk to work this morning. Hope you have a very lovely day too, anon!!
#taka replies#anon#not the coolest bug I've ever seen because that's reserved for the random STAG BEETLE i saw one time#just chillin#and i got so excited i made two new groupchats to share my photo of it#but this was a very lovely snail and i did gasp with delight when i saw it
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
Have you seen the visual novel South Scrimshaw? It seems like one that would be right up your alley, it's a speculative ecology VN in the style of a nature documentary focusing on a fictional alien species of whale and it made me Feel Things.
I haven’t seen it! Never heard of it before either… I will have to look into it and see if I can play it! Thank you! :D
#spec evo is the coolest thing ever. i love it! thanks for sharing a cool spec evo visual novel!#anon#anonymous#anonymous asks#asks
18 notes
·
View notes
Note
I didn't like Little Busters, I found it boring honestly. But I couldn't help but to get https://myfigurecollection.net/item/77624 because it was just too cute!
ah i knew it was that figure before i even checked your link, she is super cute indeed! i've never seen the show since i saw it has some......extremely questionable figures and i'm also just not a slice of life girlie so i don't think it'd be for me. i am totally the kinda person to watch a show just so i can "justify" buying a cute figure tho so i get that! hope you enjoy your fig!!! <3
#btw i know questionable figs don't always mean the contents of the show are similar but if they are officially licensed by the creators-#-so i do think it says something about the show or at least the creators of the show#again i haven't seen it tho maybe the show itself is fine!#for example the angel beats anime is totally normal and fun but they're dropping a figure of kanade but ass naked like.......#turns out the original visual novel was an eroge so it's based on that#OR one time i saw the coolest characters design ever so i put on that anime and within the literal first 35 seconds i got a#panty shot of the main characters little sister LIKE........turned that shit off so fast#no figure is worth my suffering.......except for my financial suffering#ANYWAY. your figure is cute anon i'm happy for you 😎#there's 35 typos in these tags but i'm on mobile so i am not retyping them all sorry guys#anon#ask#non figure
12 notes
·
View notes