#cool.cool.

[maggotwithanf]

it's time to play DOES MURDERBONER'S SEXFRIEND HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM OR IS IT JUST PHYSICAL: THE GAME SHOW

[galactic-knightmare]

I just had an evil idea 👹💡

Caine abstracts, all hell broke lose, and Able awakes to fix everything.

Well, at the beginning, Able doesn't really get what it means that Caine abstracted. He is like, " Why are you wearing a weird skin and acting like a feral raccoon ? Stop...why are you not stopping?"

Well, after days trying to un-abtract him, he is at the end of his rope.

Pomni walks at the middle of the night (she is full of energy, she wasn't aware that the adventures actually helped at the very least to be tired) and sees Able with a thousand yards stare while Caine bites his hands with not that much energy either.

It is clear that both are exhausted.

Pomni gets near and just to say hi, since Able is their new ringmaster? Maybe?

Pomni:" hi ,how are you doing?"

Able and Caine:" *grunt*"

Pomni:"...cool.cool, cool. And what are you doing?"

Able: " I am trying to isolate some of the data patterns of Caine so he can un-abtract "

Pomni: " Wow, and it is going to work?"

Able: "... no"

Pomni :"No?"

Able: " no"

Pomni:" Then why are you trying?"

Able: " BECAUSE I HAVE TO TRY SOMETHING "

Able scream obviously scares Caine that tries to run away but can't since Able is holding him in place. It is clear in Able eyes that he doesn't know what to do.

Pomni: " Turn off the light "

Able: " umn?"

Pomni:" Turn off that light, that will calm him"

Able turns off the light, and Caine almost automatically calms down. He is whimpering, but he is not trying to run away.

Ponmi looks at both of them:" if you knew that wasn't going to work , why did you try it?"

Able : " I was hoping that Caine was wrong in his assessment that is wasn't the answer "

Pomni: :???:

Able makes a signal with his hand, and a book half the size of pomni falls in front of her. She opens just to find that Caine hes been trying to heal the abstract humans for years in his free time, sadly managing to do nothing and more often than not forgetting it a few hours later with notes that contradict each other.

Pomni just feels sick to her core. She wants to say something anything, but nothing will probably help right now. She sees Able eyes just to realize he went to sleep mode( he is not used to being awake long and needs to turn off often or he gets overwhelmed).

To top the day, she sees Caine hat with obviously Bubble inside just floating to place itself in top of his head and a few seconds later began to tremble.

She can not take it anymore. She runs to her room and hopes that she can fall asleep and forget everything... she won't.

Thank you for listening, and have a really nice night.

aDFSJKHBHSJF I. I can't believe you actually wrote this much for my fic just. my hearrrtttt

also the mental image of Caine just using his twin as a chew toy is. immensely amusing lmao. Aible is lucky he can't feel pain, because Abstract Caine's teeth are the very definition of sharp. It'd probably be like having a few dozen steak knifes shoved into your arm. I won't say how accurate this is, but you did guess at least one or two things right... >:3

[nooneparticular17]

ok so i was just thinking about how the "pay-off" of the van scene might go

at some point mike and elle would talk (shocker ik) and mike would ask about the painting - maybe to confirm/ deny any suspicions he had (if he used his braincells) and if not then for some other mike reason

elle would obviously be like ??? and 'what's a commission??' and mike could be like 'uh you know the painting you told will to paint?' and elle would go 'what painting??' and mike would be like nvm

then mike would go to will and this could happen:

mike: hey will so i just asked elle about the painting and uh she seemed like she had no idea what i was talking about... what's up with that?...

will (if he plays it smart): *visibly trying not to combust* 'oh!... uh.. i- .... *sigh*... I'm sorry.. I may have just told you it was from her back in the van... because i thought... that's what you needed to hear that moment...

mike: ...so...it was from you...?

will: ...*avoids eye contact and shrugs*

mike: *making heart eyes* well thank you ... but knowing it's from you just makes me cherish it even more...

and it would be another 'cool.cool' moment anyway i just needed to get this out of my brain

[seraphimsinful]

Wife-Mitski does something to my brain and it's not anything good.

[bangzchan]

'CRAZY' PHOTOSHOOT BEHIND

[wizardnuke]

imagine someone argues with you when you try to tell them that they did something correctly now imagine someone else who half overheard the conversation and didn't have context gets mad at you for giving the new hire a hard time when you. when you were trying to explain to this kid that he did something entirely correctly and hes arguing with u abt it!! why am I the bad guy here!!

[maxmayfieldsupportclub]

Cool.cool

We can’t let them win. I underestimated them,heavily. They’re more powerful than we could possibly comprehend.

[fightmilk22]

It’s been a ruff week Karen, thank’s for asking

[jinhyun]

I had this expression when Hyune went saying "cool.cool :)" knowing it was indeed not cool at all 😭

you guys are enjoying this a little too much and i'm all about it 🤭

[thirdsufferbrother]

Some interesting things about the script;

1."DING DONG!"

2. "WHUMP!"

3. "WHOOM!"

4. This INTIMATE moment is shattered by-

5. "Cool.Cool" instead of "Yeah?Yeah."(we have that in van scene instead)

6. No dry as california summer??!

7. "I thought i lost you or something" "I feel like i almost lost you or something"

8. Multiple no's instead of one

9. There were almost no deatils in the script it was so plain,so dry like the california summer

10. WHERE IS "you didn't have to"??

[justalittlebirde]

cool.cool. can i watch?

There's a small soft knock at @larkinginthedark's door. Birdie slowly pushes the door open and pokes her head in.

Hey.

Her voice is small and tired.

[mannytoodope]

Abed: And we won. We saved Greendale. Jerry the Janitor: Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun.

Abed: Yep. Honestly, I don't know how we're gonna top it next year. Jerry the Janitor: Oh, I got a pitch. Why use paintball guns? Take a hose and spray the whole school with paint. Every inch of it.

Abed: Actually, we kind of did that. Haven't you been to the library? Jerry the Janitor: I'm working my way there.

Abed: Mm.

Jerry the Janitor: Oh, you can just put that anywhere.

Abed: Doing anything fun for the summer?

Jerry the Janitor: No plans.

Abed: Cool.Cool, cool, cool. Slippery

[forevaafan]

My Season 3 Dickkory Headcanon

Does anyone else feel like Dick and Kory are married/soulmates but on a mutual break? And he's dating Barbra out of comfort while Kory figures herself out. It feels like he is distancing himself from Kory out of respect. But also, so he doesn't catch anymore feelings for her. No?.. just me?..cool.cool.😂😭

This is the rewrite I’m going with for season 3 to subdue my dickkory thirst. I expect Dickkory to be fully acknowledged by the end of season 4. 🤡

Side note: Does anyone else think the blackouts she keeps having are a cop out for not knowing what to do with her character? Like there better be an amazing pay off with it or else Im going to be so extremely annoyed by this season.

[irdeadite]

Cool had to throw my sandwich away because I couldn't tell if the green spot was from mold or avocado. Cool Cool cool.cool cool. I hate eating and I hate food. Get fucked.

[vithcy]

I just came to the sudden realization that no one around me is actually into the things I like so me talking about my two interests is probably annoying/boring to everyone irl