#cool thing that my nickname rhymes with channel

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3 guesses at which King Boo Luigi would choose if given the choice

I don't even need 3 chances kashd.

He would choose any other ghost ever instead of purple King Boo, the others aren't meticulously planning his and his friend's deaths each day, month and year that passes. XD

[deathby-discozombies]

A little more about ME

1. If you could buy any type of food what would you buy?

-right at the moment I would have to say cheese fries and wings from the hood store where I used to live.

2. What color is your tooth brush?

-magenta

3. If you could be any animal what would it be and why?

-a kangaroo, they have strong ass legs and I have a few people I would like to kick the shit out of

4. What is one of the things you would put on your “bucket” list?

-travel to Greece

5. Who is your favorite super hero and why?

-I'm more of a villian fan tbh. My favorite is Heath Ledger as the Joker

6. Who do you admire the most?

-my mom

7. What is your favorite summer activity?

-swimming

8. If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?

-I feel like they would ruin my life story and try to make it a lifetime movie or some shit. And some skinny bitch would be horrible at capturing my essence and thickness lol

9. If you could be any flavor of ice cream what ice cream flavor would you be and why?

-brownie batter, because I'm chocolate and chunky

10. Who is your favorite cartoon character and why?

-Tina Belcher, she's awkward and misunderstood. She just wants to be loved for who she is

11. If you could go any where in the world where would you go and why?

-Greece, because it is breathtakingly beautiful

12. What is your dream job?

-author of a best selling book series

13. Are you a morning or a night person?

-nightowl #vamplife

14. What is your favorite hobby?

-crafting or watching horror movies

15. What is one thing that annoys you the most?

-people who judge other people because they don't agree with their life choices

16. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

-olives and nutella when I was pregnant with my youngest daughter

17. What is your favorite thing about someone in your family?

-they are unapologetically themselves no matter what

18. What is one of your weird quirks?

-I'm awkward?

19. Describe your self in 3 words.

-GIVES. NO. FUCKS

20. If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?

-my youngest daughter, because she is still so young and oblivious to how fucked up the world is. And I'm tired of being an adult

21. If you could talk in your sleep what would you say?

-I do talk in my sleep and I say random shit. I wake myself up sometimes

22. What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

-kiss my baby girl

23. What is your favorite movie quote?

-You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

Annnnnndddd: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

24. What is your favorite joke?

-how do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

25. What would you do on Mars for fun?

-Fuck martians, get money

26. If you could get yourself anything, what would you get?

-the will to live 😂😂😂 nah but seriously, a billion dollars

27. Where is the worst place you could get stuck?

-anywhere with my ex

28. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?

-be too afraid to say anything

29. Where would you go if you where invisible?

-a bank vault

30. What is your favorite flavor of “Berty Bots every flavored beans”.

-watermelon

31. What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t?

-a cell phone

32. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words.

-Passionate. Long. French.

33. What is your biggest addiction?

-it was weed. Now, I guess it's my phone

34. Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song?

-3005 by Childish Gambino

35. How many books have you read so far this year?

-zero and that makes me really sad

36. When I dance, I look like…?

-like a hot mess

37. Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?

-any dude I've ever fucked

38. If you were famous what would you be famous for?

-writing

39. What is the worst job you could have?

-call center. I hated all the call center jobs I've had

40. What is your favorite T.V. channel?

-I don't really have a favorite channel

41. What is the thing your most afraid of?

-losing my mom or my kids

42. If you could paint anything what would you paint?

-a galaxy far away

43. What celebrity annoys you the most?

-any of the Kardashian's

44. What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?

-my keychains

45. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?

-I don't care what happens to you anymore, you're someone else's problem now.

46. If you could get a yacht what would you call it?

-Rocket Juiceboxx

47. What is your life long dream?

-for me and my family to never ever have to struggle financially again

48. If you could talk to the President what would you talk about?

-I'd only want to talk to Obama, Trump can kiss my natural black ass

49. Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it?

-riding a bike. Which I cannot do btw

50. On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?

-10, duh

51. What is the best advantage to being really tall?

-I wouldn't know

52. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

-it depends on what I'm getting ready for

53. What is the one thing you have always wanted to do?

-runaway and start over where no one knows me

54. What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?

-Black-ish but only because I would be the one who would need to put Dre in his place.

55. What store do you shop at the most?

-Kroger lol

56. What new technology will transform the future?

-none of it, technology will be the future's downfall

57. What supply in your house is running low?

-patience

58. If you could be any nationality what would it be?

-uhhhhh..... Egyptian???

59. What is the most delightful word you can think of?

-fuck 🤷

60. What is your least favorite beverage?

-beer 😷😷

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

-if they have a nice beard

62. If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?

-fresh water and a fucking boat!

63. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet?

-their vibe

64. If you where running for office what would your campaign slogan be?

-I know some of these words!

65. What was your favorite book growing up?

-The Napping House

66. What city in America should not be included on a map, why?

-Roanoke, Va. Because it's a piece of shit

67. What compliment does people give you the most?

-I have a beautiful smile

68. What word would you add to the dictionary if you could, what would it mean?

-shizzle dizzle fizzengarr it's a cool way to say "shit"

69. What product would you refuse to promote?

-Iphones

70. What is your favorite pet’s name?

-Zero, RIP Old man 😭

71. Use one word to describe your computer ability?

-proficient

72. If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

-nobody, I wouldn't want someone I know to die with me

73. Which of the presidents was your favorite?

Obama

74. How long of a consecutive time have you spent in a car?

-5 hours

75. What is your favorite Halloween costume?

-when me and my oldest went as zombie nerds. It was our own "revenge of the nerds"

76. How can you tell if some one is a nerd?

-wtf kind of question is that?

77. If you could teach any grade or subject what would it be?

-kindergarten art

78. What fashion trend do you just not get?

-cowboy boots and dresses/skirts/shorts. Or fucking Crocks

79. If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?

-France

80. What is the lowest grade you have ever been given what class was it for?

-like a 35 and it was probably chemistry or algebra

81. If you could choose your nickname what would it be?

-Rain

82. What is your best feature?

-my smile (when it's real)

83. If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?

-and not get hurt or die? Lava maybe? I think that'd be cool

84. What is the song you hear most often?

-Baby shark, Carl Poppa, Ew by Jimmy Fallon and Will.i.am, and Perm by Bruno Mars

85. What have you done that you are most proud of?

-divorced my ex. I got out of an emotionally abusive relationship and I'm raising my two daughters by myself

86. How many keys do you have on your key ring?

-4?

87. What is your favorite song?

-Peace sign/Index Down by Gym Class Heroes and Busta Rhymes

88. How old where you when you had the worst hair cut ever what style was it?

-I don't get hair cuts

89. What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?

-know your worth

90. If you could change one thing about your looks what would it be?

-grow 3 more inches

91. What is your least favorite type of music?

-country

92. If you where a super hero what would your powers be?

-shape shifting, mind reading, compulsion, and super strength

93. What fortune would you want to get from a fortune cookie?

-Your soul mate will find you within the month

94. What is one food you wouldn’t want to give up?

-burgers

95. If you won a million dollars what would you buy?

-a big house

96. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go?

-whenever and wherever Woodstock was

97. If you could add a person to Mount Rushmore who would it be, why?

-Barack Obama

98. If you could win any award what would it be, why?

-I'm not sure to be honest

99. If you could teleport where would you go, why?

-to the bathroom because I need to pee right now but I don't want to move

100. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

-Rugrats

[spider-bih]

Random Tag

Random Tags Rules: Always post the rules. Answer the 11 random questions posted for you. Create 11 new ones and tag 11 people. Let the person who tagged you know that you answered.

Tagged by @peters-vlogs [even tho I’m laammee]

1. What’s something that you’ve always wanted to do, but either never got around to doing it or haven’t the chance to do it yet?

I honestly have no idea. I haven’t really thought much on what I wanna do you know? At least nothing that would be important. There are places I wanna go with my fam and stuff, but the only reason I can’t is either because of money or because I want to lose weight before I go. There are lots of things I want to do but stop myself because I don’t wanna look gross in any photos.

2. What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

Truthfully? Absolutely nothing. This question is always one I have to lie at when asked in person or by a doctor or someone who wants to evaluate my mental health(which isn’t good, I know but really, I don’t want to be tested or medicated for personal reasons). However, if forced to pick something I find okay, I’d say my eyes.

3. Who’s something that you look up to and why? (They can be a celebrity or a fictional character if you want.)

No one, really. I get inspired by things and books, but I’ve never looked up to anyone or anything. My life goals and personal goals all came about by my own life experience etc. I don’t know why and I know it sounds stuck up, but.. I don’t mean it that way, you know? It’s just how I am.

4. What’s your favorite subject?

I’ve always been good at Reading (English) in school. I took honors in High School and if I had worked harder, I would have had AP, but I didn’t. I liked getting by with minimal effort because I fucking hated school and always felt like I’d mount to nothing regardless of what I did. School had me in such a bad head space for so many reasons. I’m glad to be out. I also really liked Art. I have the creative mindset, but I lack the skills to make what I want. I’ve kinda given up on that dream too.

5. What’s your favorite thing to do?

Listen to music, write and/or bake. Music is a huge part of my life. Certain songs bring me back to certain times and have helped me out of rough patches I’ve had with myself. Writing is a good release for me. Part of why I write so much angst is because I just have so many negative emotions that I just want to let out. Baking is just really fun. I love making things from scratch and hearing my friends and family say they love what I’ve made. I also get to eat it while I make it!

6. If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be and why?

Probably anyone else. Anyone with a better life or a better body. This is a hella sad answer to a cool question, but I can’t think of anyone specific I’d want to be. I just want to be someone better, someone who is financially stable and not so hateful. However, if given the chance, I wouldn’t take it unless I could keep my family and friends (I only have one or two irl and a few online lmao).

7. Look at your phone. What’s one app that you currently have downloaded that describes you?

Lmao uh- let’s see. Either Music Paradise Pro (because I fucking love music and need it constantly) or my Dunkin’ Donuts app that I never use but keep so I don’t lose my login info, because I love coffee and baked goods. I don’t have much else. My phone only has 16 GB of space and most of it’s taken up by music and pics of my dog asdfgh

8. Who do you want to meet?

Fucking Tom- but more than anything, I wanna meet my bae Jenni. However, before I fucking meet anyone I’d very much like to weigh a little less. I want pictures and I want to not hate them.

9. If you had a YouTube channel (or do have one), what would your catchphrase be?

asdfgh- I’ve actually thought about this, back when I had a lil crush on a certain YouTuber lmfao. “Hi, I’m Ari and I’m a catastrophe!” That’s my go to because it’s true and if you say my nickname right, it rhymes just a little bit.

10. If you ever went to a convention and you cosplay, what would your dream cosplay look like/who or what would it be?

asdfgh I don’t know? I’m not big on costumes tbh. I’d look terrible- but I guess going as Lady Deadpool would be pretty cool. Or maybe a zombified version of the Little Mermaid. Either or.

11. And finally, if you were a teacher and could teach anything in the world (it doesn’t matter what it is), what would you teach?

I’d probably go for an elective like Art or something. I do love writing, but it’s hard to get creative with that in a school setting. To school boards, writing is basically English and not something creative really. Hence all the damned essays and tests etc. Which I hated soo.. Art it is.

My questions:

How was your day?

What is your all time favorite movie? One you could recite lines from easily?

If you could jump into your favorite fictional universe, would you? If yes, would you still go if you couldn’t have your favorite character fall for you? Would you still go if you couldn’t come back?

If you could have any pet in the world (fictional or otherwise) what would you pick?

What’s the lockscreen on your phone? Why?

Read any books recently? Were they any good?

Are you an early bird or a night owl? Neither?

Do you have any stuffed animals? If yes, what kind? If no, why not? (Don’t say you’re too old, that’s laaammeee)

If you could have any super-power in the world, what would you pick? Why?

Most played song on your phone (or whatever you listen to music on)?

One random fact about yourself?

Tags: (I can’t think of 11 people yikes) (You don’t have to do this if you don’t wanna)

@spidergirlwanab, @cosmetologynerd, @pinkmousey (bc I mentioned you in an answer, you don’t have to do this.) @peter-parker-imagines (Idk ur url just popped into my head asdfg) @ literally anyone else, just tag me in your answers and we Gucci <3

[taeslut]

stay with me in 2017

isnt that cute my title kind of rhymes but hello it is me again and this is more or less my (unofficial) 2nd appreciation post bc its a new year and i thought why not also pls ignore my lack of banner i decided to do this on a whim and i honestly cant wait for my photoshop to start up so (and this is in no order at all):

@hwangsae: my dude no need to worry about ur hermitting we understand and we are a ok just as long as you dont completely forget about us. thank you for helping 2016 be less shitty than it was and i treasure our shits n giggles in form time and english. youre always a riot to be with and its literally never boring with you and thanks for always making cheesecake with me; lets hope there are many more cheesecakes in the future (maybe even one where we use an actual cake tin), im sorry for encouraging a certain someone to talk to you to sort his shit out but no worries if he does anything else imma kick his skinny ass for u. i adore your art (bUT IM STILL RGHWJKDF U DIDNT LET ME KNOW I WAS ONLY THE 89TH AND 90TH NOTE) and i will continue to support you in your art and also whatever you decide to do in the future but i do really hope you join me in classics next year. i cant believe how lucky i am that i met you and we’ve maintained our friendship to this point and its gonnA BE SO FRICKIN GREAT WHEN WE GO TO BALL THIS YEAR IM SO HYPED and im so glad we can share moments like that together. i hope youre not too gutted about your math score bc u can always resit and at least you didnt fail which is always good. i have literally so many things i could say about u n our friendship like ur dispatch level photos of me and youre tendency to eat messily especially sushi but i have other ppl to write about too so i will keep this short and let u kno i appreciate u and love u very very much. youre my best friend and here’s to another (hopefully) great fucking year.

@gooseapartment: even tho u have dubbed me with less than ideal nicknames i am nevertheless grateful for your friendship (s/n: i typed out grateful as greatful at first and i stared at it like this isnt right and i had to stare at it for 5 minutes before i understood). even tho i FUCKING HATED AS MATHS ARUHRGJWUGHI you made it more bearable and easier to understand with your chinese lessons. im sososo happy you have gotten into kpop this year as i have yet another friend i can yell with. even though your jokes are lame and i never laugh at your puns, i still appreciate you so so much and idk how id survive in chem without you next to me (especially considering the people we sit with aside from sophia). our conversations are diverse and never really boring and i love hearing about your sunflowers and other plants and your art and drawings and plans for a yt channel and your art blog that u havent posted on and your different jisoos (how is that going btw). i honestly wouldnt have survived in china without you and thank you so much for keeping in contact with me n using wechat bc china hates google n fb. you are such an incredibly strong and inspiring person and i hope you have the best time on camp (even tho u have less than ideal ppl to do it with LOL). i really really hope you come to ball this year because it wouldnt be the same without :((( thanks for being a part of my life for the past 3 years and lets make it a great 4th

@yixmg: its amazing how we have become so close in such a short amount of time and i am so grateful to have met you and gotten the chance to talk to you and realise that no u r quite different from what i thought but in a good way and thank you for putting up with me for basically the whole year last year with me n serena constantly coming over and thank you for listening to me n my problems n my bitching abt certain people. youre hilarious and one of my favourite people to hang around and i frickin love your vines so much i am sad for you that vine closed down :(((( i hope you dont stop making vines even tho u said u might or take up something like filmography or smth idk but you are so talented and i am jealous. its sad we wont be in the same classics class but i wish you luck with your subjects next year (as is a bitch). ur constant love and support for yixing is so cute and admirable (especially bc i am a slut who changes ults every other day) and i love how rapline is rapline and also (current) exom. it makes me happy how whenever we hang out it always involves food and i hope we can go to sura again and study @ the library and hopefully find a spot this time. i am in a constant state of jealousy at the amount of boys u get dang i wish i couldve walked under cherry blossoms w jshaw :((( i love how hardworking you are and im sososo lucky that i got to be one of your friends. i also used ur pen u gave me for math mocks in my eoy exams and ya girl got an a in english so i also have that to thank you for. lets hope we have many more food outings this year along w korean n chinese movies. thanks for being a part of my life and for making 2016 less shitty for me bay-hope :))))

@pixelatedphysiognomy: hoe thanks for all the hoe posts this past year and extra thanks for the dog posts they are one of the few constants in my sad life and i appreciate them very much. i love how i can tell u abt things that made me angry and you will also get angry. i forgot how the whole hoe things started but i am glad it happened because i dont think we really had the awkward first stages of friendship (but correct me if im wrong lol ) i enjoy talking to u about cartoons and the conversations where we exchange “hoe” for days is something i hold dear to my heart. even tho juniors are annoying u are one of the few (ie 3) that i wouldnt mind being friends with. maybe this year ill join the chess club and become chess grandmaster n if i really wanted to get into the role i know a guy to get some of the good shit. thank you for being a part of my 2016 and i hope you stay for the future years for more than just my licence. also i hope 2017 is the year u come to terms with your hoeing.

@yueu: i didnt know which one to tag so i am tagging the newest one. you are one of the cutest people i know and i love ur out of nowhere questions without any context. thank you for being my awkward bean friend this year and i hope we can become closer in the coming year. i love your art so much and you are so talented and i hope you never stop making art and become famous so i can be Famous By Association. you, much like my only other y10 friends, have become such a big and important part of my life considering the short amount of time we’ve known each other and im so grateful to have a friend like you in my life. i hope we can have a great 2017 together and u get all the bread in the world

@seokjinhoney: i havent talked to u in aaaages omg and i know you are on hiatus but thank you so much for being a part of my life. it was so cool to meet someone like you online and its crazy to find out we’re in the same country and meeting you was so frickin cool. youre such a lovely person and i hope we have more time to talk this year

@hmuhansol: rylee u r one of the coolest people i have met this year. even tho its only been like a few months since we started talking we’re already p close considering we were strangers before. i think its so cool how interest you are in maths n science and i hope everything with your school goes well and u get your job witht he fancy name i have 0 capability of remembering bc i am Dumb As Heck. i hope my package arrives soon and i hope you like it even tho it isnt much but i hope we get closer in 2017 and we can laugh even more abt the memeability of svt

ofc there are more people and im sorry if ive forgotten anyone ive also gotten close to this year but these r my top picks n bffs also excuse me for being sappy n my bad grammar and spelling

i hope everyone has the best 2017 and also for trump to be impeached

[abunchofupdates]

Update #21

Hey,

Spooky season started and college is going on for awhile so I'm writing again.

Send help

It's now almost 4 AM. And I can't sleeeeeep. My natural day/night cycled is messed up. Since I didn't need to wake up till like 11u30 my sleeping rhythm just moved 4 hours. So now I go to sleep at 6 AM. Which wouldn't be a problem if I didn't need to wake at 8AM Sunday. So I need to fix that. Also just sucks missing 2/3 of the day. But more things happened in the meantime.

No they didn't, I lied.

There's literally nothing to do in this Small City. You have houses, more houses, college, and like 3 legit stores. Which one of them is a pizza diner so I got that going for me. Uuuum things that happened. The very first day an other student living here, one of them offered me a beer. It was like 10 AM and I passed saying no thanks. I had brought my apple juice to drink with my breakfast. Later he introduced me saying "This is Morpheus, He hates beer". I said "True that". He was like....."WHAT actually. Are you serious". And I was like, yeah man hate it. And everyone just kinda stared at me... And that was it. Later I was drinking while thinking that beer smelled very strong while I made my food and drank apple juice. and then I SPIT out my drink....the dude had poured some beer in my apple juice when I didn't looked lol. (And i just gulped it down) That's why I thought it smelled that strong all of sudden. I drank some water, we both laughed. I really didn't mind....but the taste. Ugh.

B O R I N G

The lessons are easy as shit. It's like learning English from actually scratch. "You have the verb 'to be'. First form singular is....? Someone ? Yes, I am. AM don't forget that guys write it down. Second form....etc" I just come to the class, make the exercises that are due next week and leave asap. Same for all my classes except networking. The dude at my last college was hella retarded. This time I actually understand the dude. We had to capture packets with Wireshark which was very cool. But yeah. Currently, I arrive 5 minutes before every class and exit as soon as the teacher says "You are free to go". I like it...it's boring.

I go left, take him on the right side

I still game a shit ton with the squadron (that rhymed). I recently bought CS:GO which I love. It's literally THE shooter game I was looking for. Quick, easy to learn but still rewarding. Next to that I game with Mr.Verm. Some stick fighting game. We recorded an video together. In which I tried not to say fuck every 5 seconds (he has a pg friendly channel)....I think I made that every 15 seconds...So success.

Girls

Ah lol.

This needs a...sax ?

I'm still making music but since I own a keyboard (my baby) I'm learning how to make my own song but like make them fully me. Without plucking a beat of the internet. Beat making is still the hardest part for me. Definitely a bottle neck. But I try. Me and umm....(forgot the nickname I had for him, new one it is) atm tried to make a song together. But the thing is, he is very talented but has no concentration. I might be able to sit and work 3 hours on a song, he can't. So it's hard working like that. We didn't came very far. I wanted to include (I keep forgetting my own nicknames) Miss Daya but he didn't feel like it. Which is going to be a problem because we need a singer. I need a singer. Blueberry is currently working on a track I made so hopefully that works out.

My YouTube channel is growing steadily. I currently have 23 subscribers. But but the thing I am so happy is that TWO big channel wanted to future my music. I send a message, asking if it was alright if I send them some music. They both said YES (One dude his email didn't work, a third dude) Sooooo I super happy One has like 2.5k subs and the other 52K. That's more than 54 THOUSAND people who are going to hear my music. I'm so happy.(like really really happy) I am really working on building a network. And yeah it's working. How nice is it when a plan just works out. Of course I'm going to upload my latests song. So enjoy. That's it I think. Ow yeah, my sister has her birthday next Tuesday and I'm set to buy her the best present she's going to get. Which is going to be hard because she has a really caring boyfriend and all that. And even still, mine is going to blow her. I will write down how it went.

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