#cookietown

[flowersandcandy06]

There's a town in Oklahoma called cookietown...

And Gay

Also Straight

And Gas City and Oil City

And so many others

[livingdeadperson103]

passed by cookietown and they said my wife was the sweetest cookie and that i was lucky (i knew that already)

[gmendel72]

Thursday Funnies

I stole this from a friend’s Facebook post. Hope you like it: “It helps to laugh … or at least chuckle… when things get stressful…. Under the category… You can’t make this up…These are real names of churches. Drumroll please … Entries in the culinary category: Cookietown BaptistBean’s Corner BaptistGreasy Creek Missionary Violent-sounding names: Flaming Sword of DeliveranceSlap Out…

[action--cats]

Oklahoma has Bugtussle, Slapout, Pumpkin Center, Gay, Straight, Slaughterville, IXL, Frogville, Cookietown

Most oddly named town in each US state.

[eighthmelody]

I’m not a fan of most of the changes made to the town names in Mother; Podunk’s dorky sounding to me compared to Mother’s Day, and in reality America has some very colorful town names (Cookietown, Oklahoma anyone?).

That being said, Mt Itoi was not only a really nice way to pay homage to the series creator, but it’s surprisingly fitting given that you fight robots fashioned after samurai and Teddy finds a katana there.

[pianotuna]

Characters: Hobo Cookie and Sugar Cookie Girl / Miss Bonbon

Media: The Cookie Carnival (1935)

Voiced by: Pinto Colvig and Marcellite Garner

Setting: Cookietown

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The Hobo Cookie is a good-hearted wandering tramp who is crossing the railroad tracks when he realizes someone needs his help.

The Sugar Cookie Girl is lonesome and crying because she longs to be beautiful enough to participate in Cookietown’s beauty pageant, of which the winner will be crowned the Cookie Queen.

The Hobo Cookie sees the beauty in the Sugar Cookie Girl and immediately starts to cheer her up, using various icings and candies to transform her into Miss Bonbon, the most beautiful contestant in the carnival. Indeed, she wins the pageant and is crowned the Cookie Queen, but when the Hobo Cookie is chased away by the guards and she is presented with candidates for marriage, the Sugar Cookie Girl knows that there is only one Cookie King for her.

[quackspot]

@ kiwi cookie runners. .. . we gotta work together theres an article abt magic candies lets get kiwi complainin about not having a magic candy then maybe devsis will be like “lol ok *kiwi candy*”

[socialistsooner420]

thanks to @grim-ghastly (bless up 👏) i've been sucked back into building the world for my oklahoma based fallout ttrpg and im marking notable locations and i just wanna point out how ridiculous some of our cities names are.

DISNEY, OKLAHOMA???

Kansas, Oklahoma

Oaks, Oklahoma

America, Oklahoma

Antlers, Oklahoma

APPLE, OKLAHOMA

COOKIETOWN OKLAHOMA

BOTH CORN AND CORNISH, OKLAHOMA

STRONG CITY, OKLAHOMA

snow, oklahoma

SLAPOUT, OKLAHOMA

[1833outboy]

hello yes, it is i, a person desperate for content. i’ve gone through all of the fics on your last peterick fic rec, you wouldn’t have any more by chance? so sorry to bother you ahaha i’m just craving peterick yk? i will literally give you my firstborn

hello! so sorry this is so late, it took a while to put together. i think the last (and only, iirc) rec list i did is like 2 years old, so i’m definitely due to make a new one! (old rec list is here, for anyone interested)

completed fics

with the moon in his arms by miserylovedme [e, 40k+] pete is a merman who saves patrick’s life.

show me a truman by awkwardgturtle [e, 35k+] a series of fics featuring pete in a truman show au.

schrodingerverse by @earlgreytea68 [m, 20k+] the first fic in this series is probably like... one of my favourite fics ever, for various reasons. pete decides to get a tinder, patrick joins him and pete realises his feelings for his bff may not be quite so platonic. also pete has an adorable son. the other fics in the series are about life during quarantine and they’re wonderful too. 

louder than bombs by @sn1tchesandtalkers [e, 18k] fun fact about me - i love apocalyptic, end of days type shit. it’s my jam and one day i’ll write my own zombie fic or something similar. i don’t really need to though, because snitches wrote this end of days van days fic and it’s perfect. it’s not zombies, it’s nuclear fallout, and it’s full of hurt/comfort, angst, and dumb boys being dumb. (it’s also a complement fic to @das-verlorene-kind ‘s amazing art!)

a handful of hopeful words by @carbonbased000 [t, 15k] pete is a best selling author in the midst of a divorce, patrick is his editor. the pining in this!! also, i love pete’s voice very much. so good. 

abstract impressions by @folie-aplusieurs [e, 44k+] a hiatus fic that focuses on patrick’s ‘we liked you better fat’ blog post and his feelings prior to the reunion as pete places himself back into patrick’s life and offers some comfort.

the kiss scene by @hum-my-name [g, 33k] a peter pan theatre au! with lots of peter pan parallels. super cute.

ever brave by @the-chaotic-panda [m, 21k] another post apocalyptic au, this time with pete as an alien robot who should be killing humans like patrick, but instead decides to save him. i love this fic. lots of lovely hurt/comfort. 

don’t want to be a footnote by @shark-myths [m, 45k+] patrick is a lawyer without a family who decides to put in an ad for a husband and son on craigslist to give merit to a white lie he’s being telling his coworkers. pete answers his call. featuring a wonderfully villainous joe trohman. 

sanctuary (a feral tale) by @glitterandrocketfuel [m, 20k] an a/b/o van days fic where the boys crash the van and have to head over to the mysterious cookietown until it’s fixed. i suppose technically it’s a christmas fic, but i found myself rereading it in the middle of june tbh; it’s that good, y’know.

little red riding hoodie by @laudanumcafe [e, 10k] an a/b/o little red riding hood au with pete the great big softie of a wolf. funny and charming! 

“don’t you want your heart eaten?” asked the fire by @carbonbased000 & @andwhatyousaid [e, 34k]  a howls moving castle au! i’ve never seen/read howls, but this fic is beautiful and magical.

come into the water by @das-verlorene-kind [e, 34k]  another pete the merman fic! this is the perfect fish out of water story.

i am collapsing star with tunnel vision (but only for you) by @toorational [m, 15k] pete is injured during a show. lots of lovely hurt/comfort!

wips

crooked love by @sn1tchesandtalkers [e] patrick is a corporate asshole who uses sex to relieve stress. pete’s all too happy to help.

the music or the misery by @carbonbased000 [e] a high fidelity au!

you’re the culmination of everything i’ve never had by @earlgreytea68 [m] pete’s a big movie star who walks into quiet little patrick’s record store.

husband on the payroll by @das-verlorene-kind [e] marriage of convenience turns into feelings!

power on by @folie-aplusieurs [unrated] patrick is an android that falls into pete’s possession. pete doesn’t care for androids, but patrick is no ordinary robot.

from now on we are by @hum-my-name [unrated] an enemies to lovers fic where patrick agrees on a dangerous bet in order to save his father’s record studio.

love in the middle of a firefight by @smalltalktorture [e] a lovers to enemies to friends to lovers fic with patrick the paramedic and pete the firefighter, featuring boyfriend bob the bastard cop. 

like a wave by @the-chaotic-panda [e] patrick goes on vacation, away from his wife and his kids, to set his mind at ease. then he meets pete.

one day we’ll get nostalgic for disaster by heavensgate [e] an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind au! 

reasons to breathe by throwingupsparkles [e] pete the single dad falls for his kid’s music teacher.

franz kafka, frank zappa by @battylite [e] a slowburn about falling in and out of love, in which navigating young adulthood is just as complicated as it seems.

i also recommend checking out the other stuff these authors have written!! i could’ve just listed everything a whole bunch of these authors ever wrote, but then this post would be very long and i would never be finished.

also, while i’m here: here’s my stuff, most of it from last year when i knew how to write. 

i know i’ve unintentionally missed a lot of awesome authors, so please feel free to add more!

[peterickcreationschallenge]

Merry Little Peterick 2019 Master Post

A huge thank you to everyone who took part in the challenge this year. Here are all of the fics, in order of date posted.

Silence Your Mind and Listen with Your Heart by BadSideof45

Pete had just epically failed at one relationship, but then he meets an extraordinary man who, he discovers, is the only thing he wants for Christmas.

A Christmas Dance by Khylara

Pete and Patrick spend a little quality time together around their Christmas tree.

Goodbye to a World by trustxlovexhope

It's the end of the world. Patrick is depressed and terrified. Pete is trying to pretend it's okay.

(i’m the one) who loves you lately by littlesnowpea

Patrick is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past. This is not an unusual occurrence.

Christmastime in the City by SnitchesAndTalkers

After graduating from NYU, Patrick manages a bookshop in Greenwich Village. In the run up to the holiday season, he meets a customer with the most beautiful eyes.

I Got What I Need (It’s You) by dance_dance_miserable

When it came to Christmas, there was one area where his family fell short: presents. As selfish as it sounded to say, Patrick never got any gifts that he really enjoyed. He’d ask for plushies, instruments, and toy cars; he’d end up with baby dolls, dresses, and nail polish, all marked with identical gift tags. ‘To Patricia, Love Santa’.

Come Back to My Corner by batty_lite

Christmas can easily be the most stressful time of the year. Pete sometimes forgets what he's worth. Patrick has been waiting 400 years for this opportunity. It’s a Wonderful Life AU, with a twist.

don’t come home for christmas by gothfob

When Thanksgiving and Christmas roll around, Patrick spends them alone. Because he doesn’t want to go home, and he has no one to spend it with in New York. Or the one where Patrick hates Pete with a burning passion and they just so happen to be partners in solving crime.

When The Snow Comes Down (The Only Thing I Want This Year) by Hum My Name

Cold catches him as his knees dare to buckle, nearly sending him sprawling into the lights; his own heart threatens to burst right out of his chest as he attempts to remember how to breathe. More than all this, though, he sees. More than lights and more than snow… He sees him.

It’s Not A Side Effect Of The Mistletoe by TheSpiderThatKnowsThePlan

Based on a tumblr prompt where person A is desperately trying to get person B under the mistletoe, using more dramatic and ridiculous excuses every time, and Person B is oblivious.

The tale of two hearts (reunited) by TooRational

Peter is finally going home. He's going to see his husband, after almost a year away. He can barely believe it.

Hurry Down The Chimney Tonight by folie_aplusieurs

Ten year old Pete Wentz has just learned that the neighbor's kid, Patrick Stump, won't be receiving any presents from Santa this Christmas. Obviously, he has to do something about it. This one kind action inspires an annual Christmas tradition...

Confectionery Confessions by moochymochi

Pete works as a mailman and Patrick works as a baker, with their daily routines often crossing paths. Both have feelings for one another and have yet to admit them. When the holidays arrive, will they finally gain the courage to speak up? Bakery AU. Mailman!Pete and Baker!Patrick.

Home Is A Question Mark by Das_Verlorene_Kind

It has been too long since any human set foot into the Snow King’s castle, and for good reason. It is rumored their family are the children of Winter himself, that their skin as white and cold as snow, that they have powerful magic abilities where ice bends to their will and everything their sickly-blue fingertips touch dies a frost-riddled death, and that here is only a lump of ice where their hearts are supposed to be.

Fairytale of New York by the_chaotic_panda

Pete is an elf. Patrick is a single dad. Both are in sore need of a Christmas miracle.

Don’t Go Home For Christmas by 1833outboy

Patrick is madly in love with Pete and used to disappointment at this point. But perhaps, in between some tacky mistletoe, a blizzard and the best show they've ever played, he can find a little bit of hope. Perhaps, when it comes to Pete, things aren't as straight forward as he thought.

Sanctuary (a Feral Tale) by glitterandrocketfuel

On the way to a post-Thanksgiving gig several states away, the FOB van hits a patch of ice and crashes into a snow bank. Though nobody is seriously hurt, the van is un-drivable for several days, and the nearest town they can get to is a place called Cookietown.

[glitterandrocketfuel]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Fall Out Boy Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz Characters: Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley Additional Tags: Hallmark movie schmaltz, a/b/o dynamics, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omegaverse Series: Part 2 of The Feral AU Summary:

On the way to a post-Thanksgiving gig several states away, the FOB van hits a patch of ice and crashes into a snow bank. Though nobody is seriously hurt, the van is un-drivable for several days, and the nearest town they can get to is a place called Cookietown.

Everyone has been expecting Patrick to claim Pete as his omega, but Patrick is terrified of doing things wrong--he already knows he's not the right kind of alpha, and he never wanted to claim, bind, or trap Pete, and he's not ready to pin down Pete in any way (except for sexy reasons). He knows he's "not enough alpha" to put Pete "in his place."

It's gonna take a Hallmark-movie miracle to get these two to realize that you make your own holiday miracles.

[flowersandcandy06]

Looked up cookietown on Google in order to find out a friends question if "the town is made of cookies"

(no, but I did find this though)

[lucky-fuyu]

There's also an unincorporated town called cookietown-

Fuck

[iwillneverdoubtagain94]

#cookietown 🍪❄️💕

[wasdiamond]

“I’m the mayor of cookietown!”

feet are nothing but human tires. / ACCEPTING

Her smile is bright, forming at the other's remark. Pink truly couldn't help it, Vanellope was just too adorable. ❛ Is that so? Well, Miss Mayor, are diamonds allowed within Cookie Town? ❜

[quackspot]

about to go to bed but im thinking about cookie laws

like 

what are their labor laws? do the cookies of this mobile game have labor laws? is there child labor in this cute child-friendly cookie world? (there IS chestnut, but... hes a newspaper boy) and what are their land-owning laws? hello? devsisters? give me the cookie land laws.